第1章 新手大礼包

jinguosishiyinian,qiumo。

guandaofujinbuzhimingdexiaodaobianshang,yigewusuimoyangdexiaonaiwayishouzhizhexiababuzhidaozaixiangshenme。

baitaozenmeyemeixiangdao,tajuranchuanyuele,chuanchengleyigewusuidexiaonaiwa。

zheigeshihou,yigenhuotuichangshenleguolai,daduanletadeyumen。

dihuotuichangderenyuqiqingrougongjing:“gunainai,chang,zheigehuo,huotuichangkaohaole。”

baitaohuishen,kanlekanmianqiandekaohuotuichang,jieleguolai:“ng。”

zhengyaozhangzuiyao,jianyanqianderenhaizai,baitaotiaomei:“niyekuaiquchia,wandianhaiyaoganluni。”

“ai,aiai。”baidashanlianmangyingsheng:“neigunainai,ninmanxiechi。”

henkuai,baidashanhuidaopangbiandehuoduigenqian,shiyizhongrenyirenyigen,tayenaqiyigenlai,zuoyoukanlekan。

真香啊!

jiushi,zheidongxiyaozenmechini?

zheidongxi,yiqianbieshuojianle,tingdoumeitingguo。

tamenzheiyeshituolegunainaidefubujinnengjianshang,yanxiahainengchishang。

jiuzaizhongrenbuzhisuocuo,haoqidemuguangqiqidewangxiangbaitao,xiangxuezhetachihuotuichangdeshihou,baitaofenfendezhangzuikenleyidakou。

tazuotiangangchuanyueguolai,jiuyushangbianjingdehurenchenjilai‘qiulie’,budebudaizheyigecunderentaowang,zaimeiyoubitahaicanchuanyuerenshileba?!

cunminmenjianzhuang,dunshileran。

o,yuanlaishizheimechide,yushizhongrenyegenzheawudeyaoleyidakou。

zheiyirukou,cunminmenyanjingdouliangle。

tiana,zheichang……ruanruande,xiangpenpende,xiantiankekou,bichiroudouhaochi!!!

baitaobingmeiyouliuyicunminmendeshenqing,tazhengsuizhenaohailidehuamianmomodedaojishi:shijiubaqi……saneryi。

‘di,suzhuchenggongdailingtaohuacundecunmincunhuoleshiergexiaoshi,wanjieshangchengkaiqi。’

什么?!

juranbushijianglidongxi,ershikaiqishangcheng,wanjie?

zheimingziyitingjiuhengaodashang,danshitaxianzaishenwufenwen,zongbunengzhailubiandeshuyeyongba。

erqitaderen……baitaodeshixiancongsanluozaipangbiandecunminmenshenshanghuaguo,shenqiushijie,zaowanyijingshilengfengle,haichuancubuyishangjiacaoxie,zhenggetaohuacunderenshiqiongdedingdangxianga。

youyaoxiayikouhuotuichang,baitaomeitouzhoulezhou,nanbucheng,zheiqixiangsanbaiwushigenhuotuichangjiushixitongxinshoulibao?!

hurenlaishixiongxiong,bieshuotaohuacunderenqiongdelaoshuluguodoubujinquqiaoyiyan,jiusuanyoudianshenmeyelaibujidaishang。

yixingrenbieshuoguowanpenpiaole,lianyishuangkuaizidoumeinengdaishang。

kaohuotuichangdehuoduihaishicunlidelaoliehudaotenglebangexiaoshidezuanmuquhuocaidianqihuolaide……

xiangdaozheixie,baitaojiuyouxietouteng。

suanlesuanle,youzongbimeiyoudehao。

zaishuoduoguolehurende‘qiulie’,zhenggecundoumeishaoyiren,yeshibuxingzhongdewanxingle。

henkuai,huotuichangchiwan,diudiaozhuqian,baitaoyangsheng:“dashan。”

diyicichidaohuotuichang,cunminmenjijidongyouxingfen。

dajiaxinchaopengpaidechideneijiaoyigezhenxi,shengpabuxiaoxinjiudiaodishang,yizhishoujuzhe,yizhishouxiaoxinyiyidetuozaixiafang。

baidashanshoulidehuotuichanghaishengxiayiban,tingdaobaitaohuan,limacengcengcengguolai:“gunainai。”

“womenhaishengxiaduoshaohuotuichanga?”

“zhei。”baidashanlengleyixia,mianlunanse,shuodeyekekebanbande:“gunainai,haishengxiayixiangmeidakai,lingwaihaiyouyixie,shengyuyixie……”

baitaoyiting,youjianbaidashanzhanghongzhelian,limamingbai。

de,gumoshishuxuebuhao,bianwendao:“womencunyigongduoshaoren?”

shenweicunzhang,baidashanzheiyidianshihenqingchude,dangjituokouerchu:“huigunainai,womencunlonggongyouerbaiwushiliuren,qizhongnanrenyouyibaiershierren,nvrenyouyibaisanshisiren。”

“e,neihaiyoujiushisigen。”

baitaosuikoudehuarangbaidashanchijingbuyi,gunainaidoumeikanni,zenmejiuzhidaola?

jiantayiliandezhenjing,baitaoxiaoshouzhualezhuanaodai,yishibanhuiyebuzhidaozenmejieshiliulikousuanzheigewenti,biandao:“zheishiyizhongsuanfa,yihouzhaoshijian,wozaijiaonimen。”

“ai。”baidashanyingsheng,huanxideliezuidao:“gunainaijiushilihai。”

zheigeshihou,dushurenzhisuoyijingui,shigongyangyigedushurensuohaofeideyinqiantaiduotaiduole。

baitaozheibancongmingyoudafang,zenmenengburangbaidashanxinxi。

pangbianzuodebuyuandecunminyeqizuibashedekaikou,manliandezihao。

“neihaiyongshuo,womengunainaishidingcongmingde。”

“就是就是……”

“womengunainaishitianxiadiyicongminglihaide!”

“……”

cunminmenduitamangmudechongbaihejingzhong,baitaozuotianchuanyueguolaideshihoujiujianshidaole。

xiangchuantaohuacunyiqianzhuzheyigetaohuaxianren,nenglijiqiang,bihuletaobizhanluan、huoluanderen,haijizheixierencilebaixing。

baitaojiushitaohuaxianrendehoudai,yidaiyidaixialai,beifenshangzirangao。

taohuaxianrendehoudaichuguoneimejigenenglifeifanderen,ertaohuacunderensishouguiju,napabaitaochuanyueguolaizhiqian,yuanzhuquehunshaopode,yedoudangtashikaizhidewan,zhaogudejiqihao。

zheiyidian,congbaitaochuanzhebuxie,cunminmenchuanzhecaoxiejiukanchulaile。

tachuandeyishangganjingqiebudingshao,cunminmenchuandeyishangbudingduo。

chidesuirandoushisumi,ketachideshigande,cunminmenchidedaduoshixide。

yaozhidao,zaigudai,jiajiahuhuzhiyouganliqihuoderencainengchigande,haideshichanzheyecaiyiqi。

tashadeshihou,cunminmendoumeiyoupaoqitazishengzimie,haiweiletahebiedecundaguohaojicijia,toupoxueliu,duangeboduantuidepinming,baitaochuanyueguolaiyouzenmehuizuochudiuxiacunminmenzijitaoshengdeshiqing。

yikaishibaitaohaizaixiangzenmeyidiandianrangcunminmenjieshoutabushaledeshishi,dantayikaikoushuohua,cunminmenjiuhuanxinguwu,biguodaniandouyaokaixin。

cunminmenwubigaoxing,shuohuadeshengyinneijiaoyigeda,youyizhongbainianxifuaochengpodeyangmeituqideganjue。

“jiushuowomengunainaibusha!”

“womengunainaijiushikaizhiwaneryi!”

“laohuashuodehao,younengliderenkaikoushuohuadouwande!”

“womengunainaikeshiyoudafuqideren!”

“……”

yigenhuotuichangyouchengnianrensanzhicu,duiyubajiusuiyixiadehaizi,chiyigendingyidunmeishenmewenti,danshiduidarenlaishuo,jiubugoule。

danyanxiabugouyemeibanfa,baitaoyijingkandaoyouxiecunminchileyiban,bashengxiadexiaoxindechuaijinhuaililiuzhexiayidunle。

(wodexiaokeaimen,haojiubujian,xinshuchulu,xihuandexiaokeaimaomaopaoya~)