第1章

第1章

didou,fujia......

zaineizhuangshidechaojihuali、shanshanfaguangdekuanchangdatingli,zhanzhelianggexiangfen**nendexiaotuanziyiyangkeaidenaiwawa。

qizhongyigeshiliusuidefutong,zhijiantaxiaozuijuedegaogaode,lianshangmanshibugaoxingdeyangzi,zuilihaibutingdidunangzheyixiebutaihaotingdehua:

“heng!bieyiweiyouyeyetengni,nijiulebuqi!pei!nizheigemeiniangjiaodexiaohuaizhong!

waiposhuodedui,duinizheiyangdehuaihaizijiuyaozheiyang!”

huahaimeishuowan,jiushichuquanshendeliqihenhendituileyixiapangbianwusuideniannian。

mianduizheiturandegongji,niannianqueyidianyebuhuangzhang。

tajinjinyaozheya,nulirangzijixiaoxiaodeshentizhanwen,tongshitaiqixiaoshouyonglidituilehuiqu。

zhiting“pada”yisheng,meiyoufangbeidefutongyixiazijiushiqulepingheng,langbeidishuaidaozaidishang,**shuaidehaoteng。

futongdunshidakuqilai:“wuwuwu......waipo,waipoa......nianniantadawo,tajurangandawo......”

niannianbujinjinjindizhouqileneiduixixiwanwandexiaomeimao,liandanqigugudejiuxiangyizhikeaidexiaohetun。

tadengzheyuanliuliudedayanjing,weiquyoubujiedifanbodao:“mingmingshinixiandongshoutuiwode!”

yaozhidao,yizhiyilaidoushifutongguyizhaotademafan,chenwaigongbuzaijingchangshuotadehuaihua,haizongshimatameiyoumama。

keliandeniannian,mamazaozaitaganggangchushengshi,yinweinanchandachuxuebuxingqushi,liuxiatahebabajianxiaohanxiangyiweiming。

raner,tianyoubucefengyun,jiuzaiqunian,jianjiajiajingtubian,zaoyuzhongzhongkunjing,jianxiaohanzhengrimangdejiaotoulane,genbenwuxiazhaogunianyoudejianniannian。

wunaizhixia,zhihaojiangtasongdaowaigongjiazhongjiyang。

sheicengxiang,biaomianshangkanqilaiguaiqiaodongshidebiaojiefutong,zaifulaoyezimianqianzongshizhuangchuyifuxiaijiannianniandemoyang,danbeidiliquechangchangqilingnianyoudeta。

jiuzaizheishihou,futongdewaipo——zhengpeilantingdaolimianchuanlaidecaozashengxianghou,jimangcongwaimiandehuayuanlizoujinlai。

tashencailvexianfengman,getouzhongdeng,zouqilulaidaizheyiguburongzhiyideqishi。

toufawuhei,danjiazazhejilvyinsi,xianranshijingguolejingxinranfa,quebeisuiyuewuqingdijielulezhenxiang。

zhengpeilanduoduobirendao:“heng!wodetongtongkebuhuizuochuzheizhongshilai,kendingshinizheigebuzhitiangaodihoudeyatoupianziqifuleta!

guorangennineigesimayiyang,zhenshigemeijiaoyangdexiaojiantizi!”

zicongnverwenwanjiarufujiachengledashaonainaizhihou,zhengpeilanbianchangchangjiezhexiangniannverdeyoutou,pinfanqianlaifujia。

erqiemeiciyilaibianshizhangzhu,yiniandangzhongzhishaoyaolailiangci,ermeiyicidouyaodaishangbannianzhijiu......

zhengpeilanxintengdifuqifutong,zhuanguoshennuqichongchongjileniannianyibazhang。

“pa”deyisheng......

tazhengzheqianhuisededayanjing,yankuangxumanlei。

niannianbeidamengle,yikaishibeifutongqifu,tapababadanxin,shenmeweiqudouhuiyanxiaduzili,shenzhitalianwaigongdoubuhuigaosu......

ketagenbenmeixiangdaozhengpeilanhuidongshoudata!

tazhoujinmeitouzhezhengpeilan,kongzhizheyanleibuluoxia,“huairen,huaipopo......nizheimehuai,yihoubuhuiyourenxihuannida!”

tingdaozheihua,zhengpeilanhuoqichengchengshangzhang,“hei,xiaoyatoupianzi,niganmawo!”shuowan,taiqishouwangxiangzaishanxialai......

haozai,wenwanjishichuxian,yibalanxia,takukoupoxindao:

“ma,ninxiaoxiaoqiba,biezaizheimeshuole。tongtongbianchengjintianzheiyang,quandoushininpingshizongrongjiaochulaide!

zaishuole,ruguonizheifanhuabeitongtongdeyeyetingdaole,kongpayihouzanmenlianfujiadedamendouxiuxiangtajinyibuni!”

shijishang,wenwanyibuzhiyicikandaomuqinjiaosuotongtongxingeshi,danmeicishanyidequangaodoubeimuqinwuqingdibochi:

“nidongshenme!zhaonizheimeruanruowunengdejiaohaizi,wodetongtongjianglaiqibushiyaobeirenqifu?”

mianduizheibanwangubuhuademuqin,wenwanzheshigandaoxinliqiaocui。

tingwenciyan,zhengpeilanjingjuediningshizhepangbiandeyongren,jinggaodao:“yigezidoubuxuxieluchuqu,fouzeyounimenhaoshoude!”

shuowan,tazhuanshenqianwangjiankongshi,shuliandishanchujiankong......

wenwanzoudaoniannianmianqianhuanhuandunxia,zhuanshenduiyongrenfenfudao:“bayaogaonalai!”

xuyu,tashoubudongzuochenwendijiniannianshangyao,chenshengdao:“niannian,dajiumatitongtongxiangnidaoqian,shaohoudajiumahuizefatade!haiyoutongtongwaipotayezhidaocuola!

zheijianshinengbunengbuyaogaosuniwaigongya,fouzedajiumahetongtongdouhuibeiganchufujiade......”

wenwanyiliankenqiediwangzheniannian......

taminleminzui,qingqingngleyisheng。

dajiumaduitayizhihenguanai,youhaodongxidouhuixianjita,jiulianshenshangdexiaoqunzi,yeshidajiumasongde。

suoyi,niannianbuxiangdajiumayinweitabeiganchufujia。

“wu,wodeniannianzhenguaia!”wenwanxinxidibaojinniannian,“neiwoxianzaisongniannianhuifangjianxiuxihaobuhao?ruguobeiwaigongkandaonishoushang,tahuihendanxinde。”

niannianxiangdaowaigongfulaoyezidebaifa,xintengdedianlediantou。

dengdajiumalikaifangjianhou,tangzaichuangshangdenianniancaizhengkaileyan,yankuangfanhong,xiaoshouqingfuxiongtang。

“baobaobunengku,baobaobuluolei,babashuomeiyongderencaikubizi!”tadunangzheanweiziji。

tahaoxiangbaba,keshibabazaimanggongsideshiqing......

“wuwuwu......”

niannianshuqixiaoerduo,qiguai,benbaobaozenmetingdaoleyourenzaikubizia?

“wuwuwu......”

bushiba,tadourenzhumeikubizila,zenmehaiyouqitarenzaikuya!

“wuwuwu......yunjinggege,wohaoe,wohaoxiangniangqin......”

yizhenxiweidekutishengpiaodangzaizhenggefangjian。

niannianbabeiziyijuan,haipadisuolejinqu,qiao**louchuyitiaofeng,buhuiba,buhuiba,shiyouguiguima?

“wuwuwu......”

“haoe......haoea!yunjinggege,wohaoe......”

huran,tacongbeizilitanchubangenaodai,shifenjingtidisaoshizhesizhou。qiguai,meikandaoguiguia!neishinalichuanchulaideshengyina?

yongganniannian,bupakunnan!

niannianyibaxiankaibeizi,zhuangqidanzixunzhaoqishengyindelaiyuan,xiaojiaocaizhefentuoxie,zaifangjianlizixijiancha。

“吧嗒吧嗒——”

床底下......

没有!

“吱呀——”

马桶里......

没有!

“咔啦——”

杯子里......

也没有!

qiguaile!neishinalichuanlaidekushengni?

nianniannaolenaotou,yangqinaodaisichuchakan,turantademuguangluozaiyiheibugaizhedewupinshang。

waigongshuoleneishimamadebaobei,bunengdong。

“wuwuwuwu......”

neixiweidekushengzaicichuanlai......

!!!

querenla,jiushizheiheibudixiachuanlaidekushenge!

niannianshenchuxiaoshouyongliyizhuai,tadaoyaokankanshishenmedongdongzaikubizi,kanwanzaigaihuiqujiuxingla!

“huala......”

neishenmideheibuhuanghuangyouyoudipiaoluoxialai,wa!yizuoyongzhenguidejinsinanmudazaodeshuzhuangtai,jiuxiangjingmeideyishupinyiyangchuxianzaiyanqian。

taneijingzhideloukongdiaohuagongyi,sigendiaokechengyuanyangxishuimoyangdezhuotui,gengshirangtaduolejifenqiaopi;

erneijikeshanyaozhecuicanguangmangdehongbaoshi,jiuxiangyekongzhongliangjingjingdexingxing,qiadaohaochudidianzhuizaineili。

taimianshangxiangqianzheyimiandadade、gulaodeyuanxingtongjing,tawenwendilizaineili,sanfachuyizhonggulaoershenmideqixi。

jingmianbianyuanchu,liangzhizhanchiyufeidefenghuangshouweixianglian,xingchengyigepiaoliangdehuanxingtuan。

zheiduifenghuangdewenshidiaokedetebiejingxi,meiyigenyumaodounengkandeqingqingchuchu,huolinghuoxiande。

“wasai......haopiaoliangya!”nianniankaixindipashangdengzi,pobujidaidishenchuneishuangpanghuhudexiaoshou,qingqingdifumozheguanghuadezhuomian。

zheiyike,tazhongyuzhidaoweishenmewaigongzongshishuozheishimamadebaobeila。

kejiuzainianniangaoxingdebudeledeshihou,yigemoshengdeshengyinturancongjingzilimaolechulai:

“谁?”