第1章
didou,fujia......
zaineizhuangshidechaojihuali、shanshanfaguangdekuanchangdatingli,zhanzhelianggexiangfen**nendexiaotuanziyiyangkeaidenaiwawa。
qizhongyigeshiliusuidefutong,zhijiantaxiaozuijuedegaogaode,lianshangmanshibugaoxingdeyangzi,zuilihaibutingdidunangzheyixiebutaihaotingdehua:
“heng!bieyiweiyouyeyetengni,nijiulebuqi!pei!nizheigemeiniangjiaodexiaohuaizhong!
waiposhuodedui,duinizheiyangdehuaihaizijiuyaozheiyang!”
huahaimeishuowan,jiushichuquanshendeliqihenhendituileyixiapangbianwusuideniannian。
mianduizheiturandegongji,niannianqueyidianyebuhuangzhang。
tajinjinyaozheya,nulirangzijixiaoxiaodeshentizhanwen,tongshitaiqixiaoshouyonglidituilehuiqu。
zhiting“pada”yisheng,meiyoufangbeidefutongyixiazijiushiqulepingheng,langbeidishuaidaozaidishang,**shuaidehaoteng。
futongdunshidakuqilai:“wuwuwu......waipo,waipoa......nianniantadawo,tajurangandawo......”
niannianbujinjinjindizhouqileneiduixixiwanwandexiaomeimao,liandanqigugudejiuxiangyizhikeaidexiaohetun。
tadengzheyuanliuliudedayanjing,weiquyoubujiedifanbodao:“mingmingshinixiandongshoutuiwode!”
yaozhidao,yizhiyilaidoushifutongguyizhaotademafan,chenwaigongbuzaijingchangshuotadehuaihua,haizongshimatameiyoumama。
keliandeniannian,mamazaozaitaganggangchushengshi,yinweinanchandachuxuebuxingqushi,liuxiatahebabajianxiaohanxiangyiweiming。
raner,tianyoubucefengyun,jiuzaiqunian,jianjiajiajingtubian,zaoyuzhongzhongkunjing,jianxiaohanzhengrimangdejiaotoulane,genbenwuxiazhaogunianyoudejianniannian。
wunaizhixia,zhihaojiangtasongdaowaigongjiazhongjiyang。
sheicengxiang,biaomianshangkanqilaiguaiqiaodongshidebiaojiefutong,zaifulaoyezimianqianzongshizhuangchuyifuxiaijiannianniandemoyang,danbeidiliquechangchangqilingnianyoudeta。
jiuzaizheishihou,futongdewaipo——zhengpeilantingdaolimianchuanlaidecaozashengxianghou,jimangcongwaimiandehuayuanlizoujinlai。
tashencailvexianfengman,getouzhongdeng,zouqilulaidaizheyiguburongzhiyideqishi。
toufawuhei,danjiazazhejilvyinsi,xianranshijingguolejingxinranfa,quebeisuiyuewuqingdijielulezhenxiang。
zhengpeilanduoduobirendao:“heng!wodetongtongkebuhuizuochuzheizhongshilai,kendingshinizheigebuzhitiangaodihoudeyatoupianziqifuleta!
guorangennineigesimayiyang,zhenshigemeijiaoyangdexiaojiantizi!”
zicongnverwenwanjiarufujiachengledashaonainaizhihou,zhengpeilanbianchangchangjiezhexiangniannverdeyoutou,pinfanqianlaifujia。
erqiemeiciyilaibianshizhangzhu,yiniandangzhongzhishaoyaolailiangci,ermeiyicidouyaodaishangbannianzhijiu......
zhengpeilanxintengdifuqifutong,zhuanguoshennuqichongchongjileniannianyibazhang。
“pa”deyisheng......
tazhengzheqianhuisededayanjing,yankuangxumanlei。
niannianbeidamengle,yikaishibeifutongqifu,tapababadanxin,shenmeweiqudouhuiyanxiaduzili,shenzhitalianwaigongdoubuhuigaosu......
ketagenbenmeixiangdaozhengpeilanhuidongshoudata!
tazhoujinmeitouzhezhengpeilan,kongzhizheyanleibuluoxia,“huairen,huaipopo......nizheimehuai,yihoubuhuiyourenxihuannida!”
tingdaozheihua,zhengpeilanhuoqichengchengshangzhang,“hei,xiaoyatoupianzi,niganmawo!”shuowan,taiqishouwangxiangzaishanxialai......
haozai,wenwanjishichuxian,yibalanxia,takukoupoxindao:
“ma,ninxiaoxiaoqiba,biezaizheimeshuole。tongtongbianchengjintianzheiyang,quandoushininpingshizongrongjiaochulaide!
zaishuole,ruguonizheifanhuabeitongtongdeyeyetingdaole,kongpayihouzanmenlianfujiadedamendouxiuxiangtajinyibuni!”
shijishang,wenwanyibuzhiyicikandaomuqinjiaosuotongtongxingeshi,danmeicishanyidequangaodoubeimuqinwuqingdibochi:
“nidongshenme!zhaonizheimeruanruowunengdejiaohaizi,wodetongtongjianglaiqibushiyaobeirenqifu?”
mianduizheibanwangubuhuademuqin,wenwanzheshigandaoxinliqiaocui。
tingwenciyan,zhengpeilanjingjuediningshizhepangbiandeyongren,jinggaodao:“yigezidoubuxuxieluchuqu,fouzeyounimenhaoshoude!”
shuowan,tazhuanshenqianwangjiankongshi,shuliandishanchujiankong......
wenwanzoudaoniannianmianqianhuanhuandunxia,zhuanshenduiyongrenfenfudao:“bayaogaonalai!”
xuyu,tashoubudongzuochenwendijiniannianshangyao,chenshengdao:“niannian,dajiumatitongtongxiangnidaoqian,shaohoudajiumahuizefatade!haiyoutongtongwaipotayezhidaocuola!
zheijianshinengbunengbuyaogaosuniwaigongya,fouzedajiumahetongtongdouhuibeiganchufujiade......”
wenwanyiliankenqiediwangzheniannian......
taminleminzui,qingqingngleyisheng。
dajiumaduitayizhihenguanai,youhaodongxidouhuixianjita,jiulianshenshangdexiaoqunzi,yeshidajiumasongde。
suoyi,niannianbuxiangdajiumayinweitabeiganchufujia。
“wu,wodeniannianzhenguaia!”wenwanxinxidibaojinniannian,“neiwoxianzaisongniannianhuifangjianxiuxihaobuhao?ruguobeiwaigongkandaonishoushang,tahuihendanxinde。”
niannianxiangdaowaigongfulaoyezidebaifa,xintengdedianlediantou。
dengdajiumalikaifangjianhou,tangzaichuangshangdenianniancaizhengkaileyan,yankuangfanhong,xiaoshouqingfuxiongtang。
“baobaobunengku,baobaobuluolei,babashuomeiyongderencaikubizi!”tadunangzheanweiziji。
tahaoxiangbaba,keshibabazaimanggongsideshiqing......
“wuwuwu......”
niannianshuqixiaoerduo,qiguai,benbaobaozenmetingdaoleyourenzaikubizia?
“wuwuwu......”
bushiba,tadourenzhumeikubizila,zenmehaiyouqitarenzaikuya!
“wuwuwu......yunjinggege,wohaoe,wohaoxiangniangqin......”
yizhenxiweidekutishengpiaodangzaizhenggefangjian。
niannianbabeiziyijuan,haipadisuolejinqu,qiao**louchuyitiaofeng,buhuiba,buhuiba,shiyouguiguima?
“wuwuwu......”
“haoe......haoea!yunjinggege,wohaoe......”
huran,tacongbeizilitanchubangenaodai,shifenjingtidisaoshizhesizhou。qiguai,meikandaoguiguia!neishinalichuanchulaideshengyina?
yongganniannian,bupakunnan!
niannianyibaxiankaibeizi,zhuangqidanzixunzhaoqishengyindelaiyuan,xiaojiaocaizhefentuoxie,zaifangjianlizixijiancha。
“吧嗒吧嗒——”
床底下......
没有!
“吱呀——”
马桶里......
没有!
“咔啦——”
杯子里......
也没有!
qiguaile!neishinalichuanlaidekushengni?
nianniannaolenaotou,yangqinaodaisichuchakan,turantademuguangluozaiyiheibugaizhedewupinshang。
waigongshuoleneishimamadebaobei,bunengdong。
“wuwuwuwu......”
neixiweidekushengzaicichuanlai......
!!!
querenla,jiushizheiheibudixiachuanlaidekushenge!
niannianshenchuxiaoshouyongliyizhuai,tadaoyaokankanshishenmedongdongzaikubizi,kanwanzaigaihuiqujiuxingla!
“huala......”
neishenmideheibuhuanghuangyouyoudipiaoluoxialai,wa!yizuoyongzhenguidejinsinanmudazaodeshuzhuangtai,jiuxiangjingmeideyishupinyiyangchuxianzaiyanqian。
taneijingzhideloukongdiaohuagongyi,sigendiaokechengyuanyangxishuimoyangdezhuotui,gengshirangtaduolejifenqiaopi;
erneijikeshanyaozhecuicanguangmangdehongbaoshi,jiuxiangyekongzhongliangjingjingdexingxing,qiadaohaochudidianzhuizaineili。
taimianshangxiangqianzheyimiandadade、gulaodeyuanxingtongjing,tawenwendilizaineili,sanfachuyizhonggulaoershenmideqixi。
jingmianbianyuanchu,liangzhizhanchiyufeidefenghuangshouweixianglian,xingchengyigepiaoliangdehuanxingtuan。
zheiduifenghuangdewenshidiaokedetebiejingxi,meiyigenyumaodounengkandeqingqingchuchu,huolinghuoxiande。
“wasai......haopiaoliangya!”nianniankaixindipashangdengzi,pobujidaidishenchuneishuangpanghuhudexiaoshou,qingqingdifumozheguanghuadezhuomian。
zheiyike,tazhongyuzhidaoweishenmewaigongzongshishuozheishimamadebaobeila。
kejiuzainianniangaoxingdebudeledeshihou,yigemoshengdeshengyinturancongjingzilimaolechulai:
“谁?”