‘zhangshoua，weishizuotianchuanshoujinidekoujuekehaijide？beilaitingting。’
‘lizhangshou！lianqishizenmenengzheimetanshengpasi，doubuqupinyiba，zenmenengdedaojiyuan！’
ze，zenmeshifubianlianbiandezheimekuai。
haoxiangzheiliangduanjiyixianggelejishinianba，zijigangrumendeshihoushifushineimedeheaikeqin；erjishinianhoudeshifu……
超凶。
lizhangshouyaranshixiao，suihoujiufajue，zijidedaoqusihuzaichenshui，ciqianlianxuxiuxingdepijuanganhaizai。
这是……在做梦吗？
haojiumeizuoguomengleba，xiuweigaolezhihou，shuijuedecishujiujianshaolexuduo，meicishuijueyedoushixiangzheiban，yinweizhangshijiangaoqiangduxiuxing，jileiletaiduopijuan，napafalibaochichongying，yexuyaoshuiyijuehuanjieshenhundeyali。
‘laotian，laotian，nibietemezhuangshui！jilaoziqilaialaotian！’
youtingdaoleneijiahuoshengsilijiedehuhan，jingdishengyouyuanerjin，yiranruciqingxi……
lizhangshoumianlukuxiao，xiangshizaiheianzhongzhuanleyicishen，zhimianneixiefentaerlaidejiyi。
taruzoumaguanhuabanshenyuezheyifufuhuamian，fangfoshizaikanlingyigerenderenshenggushi。
zheigegushizhong，meiyoufeitiandundidexiushi，meiyougaogaozaishangdeshenling。——huoxuyeshiyoushenlingde，zhishiyizhibuweirenzhixiao。
gushidezhujiaojiaotianzuguang，fashengzaiyigemingweidiqiudeyulanxingchenshang。
tianzuguang，congmingziyenengkanchu，qimingzheduitayounongnongdeqixu，panzhetanengweizushangzengguangtiancai。
tayenulile，ershibasuiqianguodeyifanfengshui，danershibasuishituranbeichachulebuzhizhizheng……
shengmingzuihouyike，takaozailunyishangqingqinghulekouqi，ganjuedaolezuihouyidianliqizaibeichoulizijideshenti，yishixiangshiyaodieruwujindeshenyuan。
taxindituranyoulenongnongdebugan，jiuwanruoshishengmingzhihuozuihoudeneiyiputeng，tafuzhelunyidebashouyongjinquanbuliqizhanleqilai，danhaimeilaidejixiangqianmaichuyibu，jiuzhijiepuxiangledimian……
suoyijiuyoulezheiju，laiziyushangbeizizuitiegemendehuhan：
‘laotian，laotian，nibietemezhuangshui！jilaoziqilaialaotian！’
jiyijiaranerzhi，chuxianleshaoxuduandang；
zheigeduandangchixuledagaisannian，houmiandehuamianjiubiandegengjiaqingxileqilai。
yigechuanzhekaidangku、zhazheyangjiaobiandexiaonanhaibenpaozaicaodishang，ranhouxunsuchengzhang，yizhidaoqibasuineinian，beiyiweilaoshenxianpengdao，shouzuoletudi……
zheidagaijiushinieyuanba，nieyuan。
lizhangshouqingqingdeyitan，jiangzheixiejiyifenghao，fangzailexinhaizuishenchu。
buguanruhe，zheixiedoushizijizuizhenshidedongxi，suiranzaibeisuiyuemanmandemoquhenji。
bukexiedai，bukesongxie，zijizhouweidehuanjingbingburukanqilaizheimeanwen。
lizhangshounianjiyuci，jiuzaiheianzhongzhuanguoshenlai，ganshouzhezijiyijingjianjianmeilepijuandeshenti，lingshipuzhanzaizijishenzhou，faxianyemeishenmeyichang，yishijianyebuyuanxingguolai。
xujiuweijiandeduoxingchuxianleba。
suirannengzaihuoyishitinghaode，yehenganxieneigeweizijikailegehoumende、buzhidaoshibushizhenzhengcunzaide‘dashen’，dan……
nengbunengjitazhenggexiandaishenghuo？
jiusuanxiandaihuibuqu，neigaogeshengtang、qiangmingzheizhongshiqidegudaiyexing，tahainengananwenwendehunhunrizi，kaikaixinxinduguoyisheng，shunbiansanqisiqieshenmede。
yixia，jiujitafapeidaoleyigexiuxianshijie，haishixiuxianshijiezhong，zuilengku、zuiwuqing、zuiwuliqunaode——
上古洪荒！
baishizhihoushiwunian，tongguoduxianmenneidedianji，yijizijishifujiangshudegezhongjianwenxiaogushi，lizhangshouzongsuannongmingbailezijisuochudedahuanjing。
yejiushineitiankaishi，tadianliangle‘zibianjian’delvseanniu。
meicuo，talaidaolehoushisuoshuodeshanggu，shenhuagushichuanshuozhongdehonghuang，jiangshengzaihonghuangliangcidajiezhizhongdeyigexiaoshidai。
chaozhehonghuanglishiguijideqianlutiaowang，wuyaodazhandeyingxianghaizaichixu，renzusuirandaxing，danyaozuyuniedeshilihaixiangdangqiangheng，qieyourenzushengmu、liushengzhiyidenvwazuobao，yaozulaizaiwubuzhougechujiaojie，zuozhezhongxingdemeimeng，genrenzulianqishiliannianzhanhuo。
liuweishengrenzaoyijingguiwei，qiebicisuanji，weileyidingdianmianpijiunengrangwushushenglingsilaisiqu。
xifangjiaodeliangweidalao，jieyinhezhuntishijikongzhilelingmaipinjidexiniuhezhou，daochuxuanyangzijixifangjiaodejiaoyi，buduanwadaomenqiangjiao。
daomensanjiaoren、chan、jiezaoyixingqi，chanjiaoshierjinxianganggangmingshengdazuo，chengweilezuijinjiqiannianlianqishimendetaolunredian。
jiejiaowanxianlaichaodeqishiyeyijingbaichulaile，geluchushendeqiangrenzaitongtianjiaozhudezuoxiajuhe，genchanjiaozheibiantiantianchaolaichaoqu，danhaozaihaimeizhendemocaqidian。
zheishidaomenzuihaodeshidai，sanjiaodaxing，sanjiaohuchiderenzudaxing，zhongshenzhoubiandidoushidaomendeshanmen，sanqiandashijiezhong，daochudoushisanjiaodizidezongji，daomendaochengchuanbiansanjie，yuanshendaoherenzulianqishichengweihonghuangdezhuliu。
zheiyeshiputonglianqishizuihuaideshidai，shangshengtongdaodejingzhengyichangjilie，tiantinggangchenglimeiduojiu，wanquanshikansanjiaoxianrenmendeliansexingshi，wubuzhou、sanqianshijiegenbenjiumeishenmezhixu，lianqishixiangyaochengzhangqilai，quanpingzijipinboyuyunqi。
yunqihaizhanlejidadebizhong！
lizhangshouweiyijuedeqingxingde，shizijishifusuiranbushihenqiang，zhunquelaishuobingbuqiang，danbeihouhaodaihaiyoudianrenjiaodebeijing。
——suiranlizhangshouyanzhonghuaiyi，duxianmenzhenzhengdekaishanzushi，huoxujiuzhishiduezhenrendeyilianggejimingdizi。
guanyuxikunlunduezhenren，lizhangshouweiyinengxiangdaode，jiushizheiweishenxianzaifengshendazhanzhongpeiyangletudi，chenglehenghaerjiangzhongdehengjiang；qita，yejiushiyixiebuzhebianjidechuanwen。
bacheng，duezhenrenyeshitaiqingshengrendejimingdiziba，shenxianpaimingwanquanbugao……
说回自己。
meibeijing、meishentong、meiqiyun，zijizaizheigeshidaihaixianghunchumingtang？
kaishenmewanxiao，nenghuoxiaqujiubucuole。
suoyi，congneiyiniankaishi，lizhangshoujizijidingxiademubiao，jiushi【huoxiaqu】，huodejinliangzhangjiuxie，nuliduobikaigezhongjienan，ananwenwendi，guozijizheihaoburongyihunlaidediershi。
churentoudi、yangmingliwanshenmede，genzijiwanquanjueyuan。
zainulixiuxing，pindeguosanjiaodalao？
zaiwanmingquzhaojiyuan，nengdideguoneixiesuoweidejieyunzhizi？
xiayichangdajiejiushifengshenzhizhan，zheichangdajie，zijilizheyueyuanyuehao，yuqiqufengshenzuogetiantingshenxian，zhenburuzijikuaixiexiulian，zaitiantingshiweideshihouzhudongtoukao，zuogetiantingyuanlao……
洪荒公务员？
这个倒是可以有。
napazhaibudaozhangshengguo，zhiyaopingwenhuoguozijiyingyoudeshouyuan，neijiuduideqizijizhonghuolaidezheiyishi！
suoyi，congneiyitiankaishi，lizhangshoudezhongjimubiao，jiushi——
活到老死！
weilezheigemubiao，ta……
“师兄？”
“师兄！”
“shixiongnizenmeshuizaizheile？zhufengneibiankaishijihele，zanmenzaibuguoqujiuchile！”
erpangchuanlaiyueerdehuhuansheng，lizhangshoutingxiahusiluanxiang，manmanzhengkaishuangyan。
yingruyanzhongde，shiyizhangjingzhideshaonvmianrong，mingmou、liumei、qiongbi、qiaoer、fenbodezuichun，zheixiebenjiushifenchuzhongdewuguan，youwanmeidapeizaitaneizhangehuangliandanshang，xiumeiqingzhoujiurerenlianai，yanboliuzhuanyoushimanmandelingqi……
“美女你谁？”
“师兄！”
zheishaonvshenshouniezhulizhangshoubizi，qingqingroulerou，“niyoushuimihule！”
“a，lingea，yizhayanzenmedouzhangdezheimedale！”
lizhangshoudalegehaha，shenxingtiezhecaodipiaolechuqu，zaisanzhangzhiwaizhitingtingdizhanleqilai。
“wodoushangshanshinianle！”
lanlingeduoduojiao，zuijiaolveweiguleqilai，shuobuchudekeaimiren。
buzhishiyouzhangmeirenliandan，rujindetashenduanyeyijingwanquanzhangkai，xiantuixiyaoshifenyuncheng，shenshangdexianqunyejiangtaneishencaizhongduanneimirenquxianwanmeichenlechulai，jifuqishuangaoxue，qingsiroushunzuiren。
噹——
zhongshengcongyunjianpiaolai，lanlingecuicudao：“shixiongkuaijiayun！zaibuguoquzhendeyaochidaole！”
lizhangshouzhoumeidao：“nibushihuiyukonglema？”
lanlingetingxiongtaitou，lizhiqizhuangdihuileju：“woyoufeibukuai！”
“xingba，”lizhangshousihuyouxiebutaiqingyuan，zhaolaiyiduobaiyun，xianxingtiaoleshangqu；
lanlingemuguangtouzheshaoxujiaoxia，neifensedebuxuezaicaodishangqingqingyidian，piaodaolelizhangshoushenpang，tagangyaoshenshouquwanzhushixiongdegebo，jiubeilizhangshoubuzhehenjididuoleguoqu。
lizhangshoubanzheliandaoleju：“yuefasanzhangbuyaowang。”
“zhidaola！shixiongnizhenshide！xiaoqigui！”
lanlingebaoyuanyisheng，qihuhudichaozheyipangnuolebanbu。
“zheicaiduima，renqianbaochisanchijuli。
nixianzaikeshizanmenduxianmendehouqizhixiu，shuqiannandiziqingxindelingexianzi，shixiongkebuxiangbeitamenshizhanwushuzuzhouzhisi。”
lizhangshoushenlegelanyao，huitoukanleyancaoludefangxiang，“shifutalaorenjiayizhizaibiguan？”
“ng，shifuzaijingxinbiguan，suishiyoukenenghuichongjichengxiantianjie！shuobudingwomenzheicichuquhuilai，shifuyijingshixianrenle！”
lanlingeqingxiaolesheng，dayanzhongdaizheshaoxuqidai，suihouyouduizijishixiongfalehuileng，liandanguashangshaoxuweihong，minleminzuichun，xiaoshengdao：
“benlaimenneizheizhongzuzhidiziwaichushiliandeshi，shixiongniyicidoumeicanjiaguo，zheicinenglai……shiyinwei……danxinwo……ma？”
yizhidashouturanchuxianzaitamianqian，suihoujiushilizhangshouneizhang‘mamuburen’demianrong，yijiyusuqingkuai、tuziqingxidelianhuanhuida：
“不是。
请容我拒绝。
你是一个好姑娘。
woyizhibanidangqinmeimeikandai。”
“heng，woyemeishuoshenme！fansile！bulinile！”
lanlingeetouguamanheixian，zuijiaoguchenglexiaoroubao，shuaitoujilezijishixiongyigeqifennanpingdebeiying，xiaoquantouzuanleyouzuan。
lizhangshouanranyixiao，tiaowangzhetianbianbaiyun，jisuanzhezijiheshimeijinrujihedideshijianhejiaodu。
buguojisuanyeshibaijisuan，yougeguangcaiduomudeshimeizaishenbian，xiangjiangdicunzaigan……
真是越来越难。