第1章 现实“潘金莲”

meibumeikandatui,saobusaokanmanyao,langbulangkanzouxiang,xingbuxingkanlianxing。

yourenjuedezheishifuqian,kewoyaoshuo,zheihaizhenbushifuqian。

因为我就是看相的。

专门给女人看相。

wojiaoyechuan,shigeguer,shibeishifuyangdade。

woshifushigexiangshi,jutalaorenjiashuo,tashichengshishangzhumingshenxiangyuanliuzhuangyimai,shiliuzhuangyipaidedisanshijiudaichuanren。

fengshuixiangshizheiyimen,jingliguoposijiuzhihou,shoudaolejudadechongji,jihuxiaoshengniji。

jibianshiouerzaixianshishenghuozhong,kandaoneixiezoujiechuanxiang、shetanbaiguadesuanmingxiansheng、fengshuishi,yedadoushibanluchujiadejianghupianzi。

yezhengshiyinweizheiyileijianghupianzi,shidewomenzheiyixingzaishehuishang,gengjiajubuweijian。

bieshuoshizhuandaqianle,yanghuozijidoukunnan。

woshifujirenjiakanleyibeizidexiang,daotoulai,yejiuzhuanlezheimeyijianershipingmibudaodepuzi。

pianpianzheigeshihou,talaorenjiahaihuanleniaoduzheng,shoushudehua,qianqianhouhoujiaqilaiyaobailaiwandeyiyaofei。

zheiduiyugaozhongmeishangwanjiuchuoxuegenzheshifuxuexiangshudewolaishuo,wuyiyutianjiayiyaofei。

benlaihaijixiwangzaizheijiandianpushang,xiwangbadianpupanchuqu,nengpangehaojiaqian。

meixiangdao,linshiyoubeifanglegezi。

yankanzhejintianyitianyouyaoguoqu,daoxianzaidoumeiyidanshengyishangmen。

huorennanengrangniaojibiesi,jiuzaiwozhengyaotaochushouji,xiazaigemeituanqishibangaoge**,huranganjueyaoshangyiquansaoyangwubi。

xiatianwenchongduo,gujishirangshenmechongzijiyaole。

xiankaiyifuyikan,yaoshangyiquanjingranquanshimimimamadezhenzi,douzhuahongle。

wodunshixichuwangwai,zheizaifengshuishangjiao“yaochanwanguan”,dezhebifahengcai!

zhengxingfenzhe,jiujianbuyuanchuyigeershiqibasuidenvrenzhengchaozhepuzizoulai,yijinmenjiuwenwoshibushihuikanxiang,rangwogentashangmenqukangexiang。

shangmenfuwu,neifeiyongyaolingsuan。

youqishiwokanzheigenvrenchuanzhebufan,shoulilindeshixiangnaierdebaobao。

haoburongyilaitoufeiyang,woziranbunengfangguojihui,likezhuangchuyifugaorendemoyang,shuo:“shangmenkanxiangbushibuxing,buguowomenzheiyixing,youxinggui,shangmen,yaoshoujinmenfei。”

“zhiyaoshiqingbantuo,qianbushiwenti。”nvrenhaoqideshuodao。

果然。

womoleyibahaiyinyinsaoyangdeyaoce,“yaochanwanguan”meiyoupianwo,zheishizhendeyaofacaia!

lushang,wocaizhidao,zheigenvrenjiaoxiayao,shigemingxingjingjiren,ertayaorangwokanxiangderen,jiushitashouxiadeyigenvxing,suoyicaiyaoqiuwoshangmenfuwu。

shuoqitashouxiadezheigenvxing,wohaizhenzhidao,jiaohuyinger。

bushiyinweihuyingerdeyanjiyouduohao,ershitamantiandeheiliao。

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qianduanshijian,wangshanggengshibaochuyouguanta“shuanglongxifeng”deaiqingdongzuoxiaoshipin,rangtazhijieshangleresoubangshou。

wohaitequwangshangzhaoleyuanbanshipin。

那身材,确实傲人。

shuohuadekongdang,xiayaoyijingjiangchezikaijinyichugaodangxiaoqu。

jiangchezizaidixiachekutinghao,xiayaozaisanqueren,meiyougouzi**,cairangwocongcheshangxialai,gentajinledianti。

huyingerdejiazaidingloudedapingceng,yijinmen,wocaizhidaoshenmejiaoyouqian。

bushuozaimodouneihuan,zheiyangyitaodapingcengyaoduoshaoqian,guangshilimianzheishehuadezhuangxiu,padouyaohaojibaiwan。

dangran,biqizheishehuadezhuangxiu,gengrangwoyibukaiyande,shicishicongwoshilizouchulaidehuyingerbenren。

neiaorendeshenzi,zhitaozheyijianbobodezhensishuiyi,yishuangbaixuexiuzhangdedatui,henhaodequanquanshileshenmejiaozuo“tuiwannian”。

“taoyanlawangzong,shangcirenjiagennideshipinbeirenpuguang,haiderenjiajitiandoubuganchumen,nikeyaobuchangrenjia!”

kanzheduizhedianhua**dehuyinger,wonaohaizhongxiangqineibudongzuoshipin,shentibuyouchanshengyiguzaore。

“咳咳!”

xiayaogangadikeleyisheng,shiyihuyingeryouwairenzai。

huyingerneishuangtaohuayanlveguowoshenshang,“wangzong,neijiuzheimeshuodingle,xiayibuxidenvyihaohaishirenjiae!”

ranhoucaibuqingbuyuandegualedianhua。

neishuanglangshuidoukuaidachulaidetaohuayan,zaiciluodaowoshenshang,daizhejifenqingmie:“xiajie,zheijiushinizhaolaidedashi?zenmeshigemaotouxiaozi?”

“xianzaisuanmingdebuhaozhao,woyeshitingrenjieshaocaizhaodaozheijiadiande,tingshuozheijiadiankailejishinianle,duziliyinggaiyoudiandongxi。”xiayaoshuodao。

“heng,shima,wozenmezheimebuxiangxinni。”

huyingerjiaohengleyisheng,zoudaowogenqiandeshafashangzuolexialai。

wozheigenianjijirenkanxiang,queshimeishenmexinfuli,suoyimeigentajijiao。

kaojinle,wocaifaxian,huyingersihushizhenkongshangzhen,shuiyilimiandemeijingruoyinruoxian。

chajuedaowodemuguang,huyingerdeliansedunshilenglexialai:“nikannani?bushikanxiangdema,yanjingwangxiapiaoshenme?”

yigewanrenzuodegongjiaoche,zaiwomianqianzhuangshenmelienvni。

zaishuo,jiunishenshangneidiandongxi,wangshangshipindouchuanbianle,niyiweiwoxihan!

woxinliyouxienu,dansheirangwoxianzaiqueqian,jiqiandejiushidaye。biezhehuo,wowenhuyinger,yaokanshenme,kancaihaishikanyun。

“renjiazhenzhengdedashi,kanyiyanshenmedouzhidaole,nihaiyaowen?neiburuwozhijiedougaosunihaole,haiyaonikanshenme?”huyingerbailewoyiyan。

**,yigekaoshuishangweidesanliuxiaonvxing,jiujingshishenmejiletaqiaobuqiwodeyongqi,qiantangjiangdelangma。

yipangdexiayaokanqifenyouxiebudui,mangdayuanchang,duiwoshuodao:“xiaoshifu,womenkanyunshi,zuijinyingeryouxiechumeitou,nijikankan。”

zheigejingjirenshuodehua,daohaihaixianggerenshuode。

womeizailihuihuyinger,yousaoleyiyantadeyintang。

qishiconghuyingeryichulaideshihou,wojiujiangtademianxiangjinshouyandi。

dianxingde“panjinlian”mianxiang。

huoxingjianmianlian,saidaoxiababugouyuanrun,wanrudaoxue,zheizhonglianxingzaigudai,yebeijiaozuo“humeilian”,rongyirangnanrenbaidaozaitamendeshiliuqunxia,jingchangrangzhangfudailvmaozi。

erqie,wohaifaxian,huyingerdejianmenzhichu,youyikeheizhi,zheizaimianxianglishifanleneijiansha。

fanleneijianshaderen,buguanshinanshinv,douhuihaoyin-yu,yuqiubuman。

nanguaizheinvrendaochurengandiezhaobaba,tazheiyuqiubumandemianxiang,jiushitianfuyibingdeheiren,yemanzubulea。

piekai“panjinlian”mianxiangbushuo,huyingerdeyunshidaoshibucha,bilianggaolongguangrun,yishengfuguizhiming。

buguo,ciketadeyintanganchen,shuomingzuijinyoumeiyunchanshen,daoyewentibuda。

shouhuimuguang,wozhengyaobaconghuyingermianxiangshangkanchulaidedongxigaosuliangnv,zheishichuangwaizhenghaochuijinlaiyizhenfeng,jianghuyingerdeshuiqunzhijieliaodaoledatuishang。

wojiukanjian,zaihuyingerdezuodatuineice,youyitiaoqingzisede,xiangsheyiyangdeyinji。

妈耶,城会玩。

zhiqianjiuzaixinwenshangkanguo,moumoudidemoumounvshimailetiaobaliangdehuangshanhuiqu,yongzuoneisha。

xiangbudaozheiniangmenyezheimewan。

还真是欲求不满啊!

guangshixiangyixianeihuamian,doujuedekouganshezao。