第3章 我结婚了?

“wanliya,nifumubuzaile,yihoutangjiajiushinidejia。”

“wanli,wodasuanbayanranjiajini,nixianzaichichishashade,youtazhaoguni,woyefangxinle。”

“laogong,yihuiwoyaochumenshangban,nizaijialibuyaoluanpaozhidaoma?”

“haoyijuyixianbaoti,ma,youleta,zanmenshibushijiunengqingchunyongzhule。”

“nimenshishei,fangkaiwo!laopo,woyaozhaowolaopo!”

……

“老婆!”

chenwanlicongemengzhongjingxing,turanzuoqi。

zhuantouyikan,zhijiansizhouyipianbaiqiang,kongqizhonghaiyouhenzhongdexiaodushuiweidao。

这是医院?

chenwanlikanzhezijideshuangshou。

“woxiangqilaile,woquanxiangqilaile!”

“wobushibeixuyunmunvjiandaode,woshibeitamenluzoude!”

“erqiewoyijingjiehunle,haishiheta……”

jiuzaicishi,yigechuanzhehushifudexiaoguniangkaimenjinlai。

dangtakandaochenwanlihouqueyoujicongcongdipaolechuqu。

“tangyisheng,nineigeshazilaogonghaoxiangxingle!”

buduoshi,yigechuanzhebaidagua,meiruotianxiandenvrenjiaojidezoulejinlai。

“chenwanli,niganjuezenmeyang?”

kanzheyanqiandenvren,chenwanliyishijingbuzhigairuhezichu。

zijixinzhongnianxiangdeneigerenjuranzaoyishizijidelaopo。

kecongjiyizhongdezhi,taduizijizhiyouzeren,bingwuqingai。

“我……”

chenwanlizhangkou,jingyishiyusai,zuihouzhinengdimeidao:“womeishi。”

tangyanranqishishifeichangshengqide!

lianggeyueqian,chenwanlituranshizong,tamenquanjiajiaotoulanedibutingxunzhao。

meixiangdaozaiyiciyudaotajuranshizaiyichangchehuozhong!

这差点把她吓死!

“niyihouyaoshizaiganluanpaochuqu,wo……”

tangyanranzhengyaojiaoyuchenwanli,chenwanliqueyitaitou,renzhendedao:“yanran,wohaole……”

tangyanrandengdalemouzi,manliannanyizhixin。

“你,好了?”

chenwanlixianglexiang,zhizhezijidenaodai,saleyigehuang:“kenengshiyinweizheichangchehuo,wobeizhuangzhihouturanjiubasuoyoudeshiqingjiqilaile。”

kanzhechenwanlirenzhendebiaoqing,tangyanranyouxiexiangxintaqueshihaole。

jiuzaizheishi,zhiqiandeneigexiaohushiyouchuanglejinlai。

“tangyisheng,buhaole!qihaobingfangdeneigebingrenmeiyouxintiaole!”

“什么?!”

tangyanranyishengcuoe,gubudechenwanli,jicongconggenzhehushizoulechuqu。

chenwanlijianzhuangyegenleshangqu。

laidaoqihaobingfang,zhijianfangjianlizaoyijimanleren,bingchuangshangtangzheyigebishangyandeqiaolinvhai。

yuanzhangzhangdebiaokanzheyanqiandenvhai,xinzhongjingkongwanfen。

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xianzaisongjiaojiaobeizijizhisi,kexiangerzhi,songsimingdenuhuo,jianghuirangzijiwanjiebufu!

huangluanzhongdezhangdebiaobuzhigairuheshihao,zhuanyanquepiejianzhengjicongcongganlaidetangyanran。

他突然眼神一亮。

“tangyanran!nizheigezhibandafuzenmedangde!weishenmemeiyoujishiguanzhusongqianjindeqingkuang!”

tangyanranlengzhu:“yuanzhang,songjiaojiaocongruyuan,jiushiniqinzizhiliaode,genwoyoushenmeguanxi?”

“你……”

zhangdebiaobeifanbo,benlailaolianyihong,zhuantouqueyoukandaoyigechuanzhebingfudenanrenzaisongjiaojiaodeshenshangmolaimoqu,dangxiajingnuchukou!

“你干什么?!”

zhongrenhuitouyikan:“zheibushitangyishengneigeshazilaogongma?”

zhijiancishi,chenwanliyiqiyideshoufazaisongjiaojiaodexinkoushangbuduandianya。

kezheiqingkuangzaiwairenkanlaiquexiangchenwanlizaiduisongjiaojiaozhanbianyiyiyang。

“hunzhang,tangyanran,nikankannizheigeshazilaogonghaiganshenme?haibufangkaita!”zhangdebiaoqijibaihuaidedajiaoyisheng。

chenwanlipieguotoulai,shoulidongzuoquebuting:“wozaijitazhibing!”

“……”

tangyanranyanqianyihei,chadianbeiguoqiqu“chenwanli!!!”

taganjinshangqian,yaobachenwanlideshoucongsongjiaojiaoxinkouchuyikai。

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“tayouxintiao!”tangyanranziximolemotadexinzangweizhi,jingdeyanpizhitiao。

zhangdebiaolenglexia,ganjinnaxiabozishangdetingzhenqi,zheiyitingzhijiemengle,gubudeqitayedahouyisheng:“kuai,kuaituihuiquqiangjiushiqiangjiu!”

yiqunrenhuanghuangzhangzhangtuizoulesongjiaojiao。

tangyanranyezhengyaogenshangqu,quebeizhangdebiaoshenshoulanzhu。

“nijiubiegenzhequle,congxianzaiqi,nibeitingzhile!”

“shenme?”tangyanranbuganzhixindikanxiangzhangdebiao。

“songjiaojiaozhuyuanqijian,nishenweizhibanyishengkanhubudang,benyingjiushinideguoshi,haiyounizheigeshazilaogong,dangzhongwurusongjiaojiaoshenzi,songshoufuruoshizhuijiu,suoyoudehouguoziranyounimenchengdan!”

zheihuashuodeguanmiantanghuang,batazijidaoshizhaideyiganerjing。

chenwanlixiaole,pailepaishou:“ruguo**shijineng,zuobipingdehua,ninengdangguanjun!”

zhangdebiaoxieleyiyanchenwanli,genbenlandedahua,tatangtangyigeyuanzhang,fandezhelihuishazi?

“nijiuneimequeding,pingninengjiuhuosongjiaojiao?”chenwanliqingmieyixiao。

“nishenmeyisi?”zhangdebiaobushuangjile,zheijingshenbingsihuyoudianguofenzhengchangle。

chenwanlihenglesheng:“zimianyisi!pingnidebenshi,xiangrangwolaopodangbeiguoxia,haichataiyuanle!”

zhangdebiaodanu,zhengyaofazuo。

zhitingqiangjiushiliyizhencaoza,hushimanlianhuangzhangtuimenerchu。

“yuanzhang,buhaole,songjiaojiaoyouyaobuxingle……”