第6章 柠檬精岳母

tangyanrankaizhechezidaizhechenwanlilaidaoleyijiabendizhimingdejiuloulouxia。

suihou,tazaichelicongcongbulegezhuang,yuanbenjiumeiyanjingzhideta,dunshiduoleyiguwumei。

chenwanlikandeyouxierumi,zijixifuzhenhaokan!

liangrenbeidaidaoleerloudedabaoxiang,lianggedayuanzhuozuomanleqinpeng。

yuefutangdapengheyuemuzhangyuehong,yezuozaiqizhongyizhangyuanzhuopang,kandaochenwanli,zhangyuehongdeliansemingxiannankanleqilai。

“gaisideshazi,shizongjiushizong,zenmeyouhuilaileni!”

tangdapengzekaixindezhaoshou,shiyichenwanlizuozijishenbian。

“wanliya,haohaizi,huilaijiuhao,huilaijiuhao。”tangdapengkanxiangchenwanlideyanzhongmanshixinteng。

chenwanlixinzhongyinuan,zhidaozheisannianduizijizuihaoderenjiushiyanqiandetangshushule。

tangyanranyegenzhezuozailemuqinzhangyuehongshenbian。

zheizhuodezhuweibianshijiujiujiumayijia,yuanbenjiujiushijinrideshouxinggongzhujiao,danhongguangmanmianjingjiudequeshitanvxuhanfeihu。

hanfeihusanshisuishangxia,zhangxianghenfutai,shuohuazuopaiyikanjiushishengyichanglideren。

“ganxiegeweiqinpengcanjiawoyuefudeshouyan,woxianganweijing!”

hanfeihushuozhejiuduanqijiubeiyiyinerjin,feichanghaoshuangdeyangzi。

“hange,nixianzaishengyizuodeda,youjihuiduotixietixiewomena!”

“shia,wotingshuoxiaohannizhiqianzuodeneigegongcheng,shishoufusongjiadexiangmu。”

“yihoufadale,kebiewanglewomenzheixieqiongqinqia!”

“hai,wojiushigezuogongchengdeqiongxiaozi,zhengdianxinkuqian,dajiajiushitaijuwo!”

hanfeihuhuashizheimeshuo,meiyanliqueyanbuzhudeyi。

zaichangdedadidoushigongxinjieceng,chulehanfeihu,zhiyoutangdapengsuangeshengyiren。

buguotangjiashizuoyaocaizhongzhishengyide,kuangqietangdapengzheigerenkuanhou,youshifuzixiongdimenyiqizuo,fendaoshoudelirunbibushangdashengyiren。

zhongrenyouduizhehanfeihuyiduncaihongpichuipeng。

jiujiujiumayegenzheyizhenmeifeisewu,nvxushibanzi,nvxuzhengqitamenyejuedeyoumianzi。

tebieshijiuma,jiehunhougenzhangyuehongyizhigusaoguanxibuhe。

yiqianzhangyuehongzongshichuixu,nvershengdepiaoliangjiaruhaomenyunyunzhileidejiduita,jieguoxianzaijialegejingshenbing。

fandaoshitanvxuyaorenyourenyaoqianyouqian,jiumadeyideyanshenyizhitiaoxindexieguolai。

zhangyuehongqideliandoulvle,yadileshengyingentangyanrantucaodao:“zhennengchui,yejiujielesongjiayigeloupandelvhuagongcheng。

bieshuosongshoufule,zhipaxiangmujinglidoumeijianguojici,jiuganzheimechui,yebupafengdashanleshetou。”

tangyanrantoutengdemolemoetou,meiyoujiehua。

tangdapengjichenwanlijialehaojikuaihongshaorou。

chenwanliyikoujieyikoudechizhecai。

kanzhejialisangerenzheibiaoxian,zhangyuehonggengshengqile,tebieshikanchenwanli,yuekanyuebushunyan。

jiumaliuxuefengkandaozhangyuehongbudeziran,deyiyixiao:

“jie,nimenjiawanlizheigebingshigemafan!yibangongzuoyezhaobudao,meirenganyong!”

“buguofeihushizuogongchengde,bujieyizheige,yaobuyaorangtaqufeihuneiligongzuoa?yaoburannimenyangzhe,yebushigeshiera!”

“ma,bushiwoboninmianzi,zheikebuxing。xianzaizanmengongdishangyeguandeyanle,youbingdekebunengyao!”hanfeihuqianyidexiaolexiao。

“e,liandangxiaogongdoudangbulea!”liuxuefengtuozhangleshengyin,yinyangguaiqide。

tangyanranjianchenwanlizhenmebeirenxiuru,buyuedao:“wanlidebingyijinghaole。”

“好了?”

zaichangzhongrenjiangxinjiangyide,duoshaohaishihuaiyitangyanranzuiying。

chenwanliyemeiduoshuo,zhixiaolexiao。

tangdapengyemeidangzhen,dahahadao:“neijinerkezhenshihaorizi,dajiugeshengri,wonvxubingyehaole!”

“lailailai,dajiaheyige,hexihexi!”

zhangyuehongqideyaoya,tangdapengzheigepiqi,zongshihexini。

hanfeihupiezuiyixiaodao:“neibinghaolegengdegongzuo!nanrenma,yangjiahukoushiyingjinzhize,shibawanli?”

chenwanlifuyandedianlediantou。

“zanmensuanlianjin,nengbangjiubang!xiongdinibinghaole,dangxiaogongshadekendingjiubuheshile。”

“wozaimianbeiyougegongdi,quegefuzeren。xiongdiniyaobuyaokaolv,yinianwushiwansuibiannengzheng!”

hanfeihushuodehaoqi,zhenyifuwokanshiqinqicaitixienidebiaoqing。

tangdapengzhoulezhoumei,zhishibudengtashuohua,chenwanliquemizheyanjingxiaodao:

“wotingshuoneibiantingluande,haoduogaoxinpianrenguoqujiushiweilegayaozi,jiefubuhuishibawodaiguoqumaileba?”

zheihuayichulai,zhongrencaixiangxinchenwanlibingshizhenhaole,shuohuahaitingxili!

tangdapenggengshimanlianjingxi,yibazhuazhuchenwanlideshou,banxiangmeiyoufangkai。

hanfeihulianyihei,jiumaliuxuefengyinyangguaiqidao:“nizheijiaoshenmehua?nijiefusuibianmaigechedoubashiduowan,maini,nizhijigeqian?”

chenwanlisonglesongjian:“wotingzhiqiande,lianggeyaozijiaxinzang,zenmeyezhiqianerbabaiwanba!sheizhidaojiefuhuibuhuijianqianyankai!”

hanfeihumianlubuyu:“wanli,wohaoyitixieni,nizijisongjiusuanle!danzheimeshuohua,dejiwodaogeqianba?”

zhengshuozhe,baoxiangmenturanbeirencongwaimianyijiaochuaikai,qibagezhuanghanzhijieyiyongerru。

hanfeihudanu,zhangzuijiumadao:“shei……”

huameishuowan,jiuaileyigedazuibazi!

“niyouqianzhuangdakuan,meiqianhaizhaia?”

hanfeihukanqinglelairenzhihou,shunjianshuangtuifaruan,naerhaiyouzhiqiandexiaozhang,kekebabadao:“san,sange……”

“sunzeiai,zheinanbinchengli,meiyourenganqianwohelaosandeqianbuhai!”

yigezhazhexiaobianer,manlianhengroudezhuanghan,shangqianlaijiushiyidundazuibashanzailehanfeihulianshang。

jiumaliuxuefenghehuaile,selineirendaoleju:“nimenbieluanlai!womenjiafeihukebushihaorede!”

helaosanshangqianyibu,zoudaojiumagenqian,buhuangbumangdezhuaqigezhouzi,yaoleliangkou,suishouyireng,zadezhuoshangcanjulangdangxiang。

“tui……shenmeweier!?”tayikoufeiroutudaolejiumalianshang,jixiaodao:“wuyetaijuta,anyinxinglixijiejitasanbaiwan,talaizhang,nibushuorangtahaiqian,shuotabushihaorede?”

helaosanlianshanghengrouyidou,liangbazhangshuaizailiuxuefenglianshang。

“bushihaorede?wolianniyiqida,niwenwentahanfeihuganbuganfanggepi?”

hanfeihugenbendongdanbude,huadoubuganshuoyiju。

liuxuefengwadeyishengjiukulechulai。

zaizuodedoushixiaolaobaixing,yigegedouhededaizuozaiyuandi,yidongbugandong。

chenwanliyebuzhunbeichashou,tangdapengdaoshizhoulezhoumei,meirenzhushuodao:“yaozhaijiuyaozhai,buyaodongshou!”

helaosanzhuaqiyigejiupingjiuzaxiangtangdapeng:“laobuside,ganduozui……”

yanjianjiupingfeilai,tangyanranhuarongshise,zaichangzhongrenyeshijinruohanchan。

ranerjiupingzailuoxiadeshunjian,beiyizhibaixidedashoujiezhule。

chenwanlizuanzhejiuping,yanshenyileng,qifubierentaguanbuzhe,dandongtangdapengbuxing。

“bazheigejiuping,zijizanaomenshang,ranhougunchuqu!wojiuyuanliangnile!”chenwanlishensepingjing,bajiupingfangzailehelaosanmianqian。

众人瞬间呆住了!