第2章
“咚~~！”
yidaofangfolaizimanhuangdegusheng，congyuanchuchuanlai。jiuxiangyikeshizitourushuizhong，jisanlejingzhidehuamian。
shijingcaozashengzhongxinguanruerduo，jingzhidezhangjieyouliudongleqilai，haoxiangshenmedoumeifashengguo。
“禹王鼓！！”
nianzhangdedaoshiliansedabian，“yuwangguxiang，baiguijuji。cidimashangjiuyaobianchengxiuluodaochang，bixusulicidi。”lazhexiaodaoshijiuyaozou。
“shifu，zheiweixiaogeshihuorena，daishangtaba！”
nianqingdaoshipifuyouhei，cushoudajiao，yuqishuoshidaoshi，kanqilaigengxiangyigezhengrigengzuodenongfu。
shuozhebianlazhushenyuedegebo，jiangtacheleqilai。
“xiaodaozhang，xiaodaozhang，kuaifangshou......”shenyueyonglishuaileliangxia，meiyouzhengtuo。xiaodaoshideshouzhangwanruotiezhu。
“nimendaodishishenmeren？”shenyuedeshengyindaleqilai，“wocongxiaozhangzainankecunli，yunmengyeshilailewushuci，conglaimeiyounimenshuodeneixiedongxi，nimendaodiyoushenmeyitu？？”
suizheliangrenlache，zhoubiandecunminhetanfanweilongguolai，kanxiangliangweidaoshi，shensebushan。
“zouba，zouba，tazhongxieyishen，zaoyishenzhihunluan，nanjiule，buyaobaidashangzanmenliangshitudexingming......”
laodaoshishangqianfukaixiaodaoshixuanzhendeshouzhang，yaotoutanxidao。
“keshi，shifu......ai！”xiaodaoshiwunaiduojiao，suizhelaodaoshizouchuliangbu，turanzhuanhuishenlai，congjingzhongchexiayiwu，sairushenyuedeshouzhong。
“zheidaohushenlingfu，yidingyaotieshenpeidai，weijishi，huoxunengjiuniyiming。”xiaodaoshidishengdingzhudao。
“zoulazoula......”liangmingqingyidaoshi，yueguorenqun，xiangyourenxishuchuxingqu，yimeipiaopiao，zhuanshunbujian。
“momingqimiao......”
shenyuewangzheliangrenxiaoshidefangxiang，xintouchangranruoshi。haoxiangshiyoujianjiweizhongyaodeshiqing，quezenmeyexiangbuqilai。
zhouweikanrenaoderenmenfenfensanqu，shenyuezhongxinzuoxia，mianqiandefuyuanzireqitengteng，yiguyoumideyixiang，congfuyuanzishangpiaosanchulai。
“haoxianga。jiushizheigeweier！！”
shenyueyijinghunranwangleganggangdebukuai，naqitangchi，laoqi**nendefuyuanzi，jiuwangkouzhongsongqu。
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shenyuegandaopusamiaoqiandeshihou，shendianqiandeguangchangshangdenghuotongming，nuoximashangjiuyaokaishi。
yunmengshangecunlaideren，pashiyoubailaimingzhiduo，guangchangshangrentouzandong。gongfengpusadeshendianqian，baizheyizhangtiaoan，shangpudahongduanzizhuobu，baizhexiangzhu，quemeiyougongpin。touguoliaoraodexiangyan，kejianshendianzhineigongfengzheyizunzhangxugaodejinshenpusa。
pusasantouliubei，sanzhangmiankongfenbiezuofennu、beishang、cibeifaxiang，liuzhishoubeishanggenieleyimeiqingtongmianju。
shenyuezhuyidao，pusadeshuangxizhongjian，youyigezaoxingjingqiaodexiaogu。
cunzhanglaoxutou，xiucaibaixiansheng，douyijingbanhaolexingtou，jianshenyuegandao，lianlianzhaoshou，jiangtahuanleguoqu。
“ergouzi，nizenmecailaia？jiudengnile。”cunzhanglaoxutoudelianpiyuanbenjiusong，zheixiagengshikuaiyaoladaoxiongkoule。
baixiucaishouyaoyushan，lianshuowufang，yiguanderuyaheshan。
“kendingshiyoufanlezuichanbing，toutouchidushiqule，xixi......”yidaocuishengshengtianroudeshengyinconghoumianchuanlai，yuanlaishilishenerdaizhechuanhaoxifudebaixiaoshuang，zoulejinlai。
baixiaoshuangjintianyishensubaidebaihuaxiqun，biyifugengbaideqiaoliliandan，fuqiyituandandandehongyun，zhengyankouqingxiao。
shenyueaisitazheihaixiudemoyang，jianzhibichilefuyuanzihaitian。
huangyihuangqundelishenerxiangsichuzhangwang，“xiyazini？zheisihaiziyoupaonaqule？”
shenyueyizheng，xiyazipingshibilaoshudoujiling，nuoxishitazuixihuankande。kuangqiexiyaziqiulehaojiu，cunzhangcaitongyi，jinwandenuoxili，jixiyaziyanyigejiaosede。tagengjiabukenengchidao。
jigerenzhengzijiaoji，huranxuanhuashengzhong，renqunyifen，tiejiangzhangdashu，baozheyituanxuesemohudedongxi，zoujinchangzhong。
cibidexuexingqilingchangzhongjirenweizhiyidai，lishenerfangfobeizhencileyiyang，tiaoleqilai，pudaozhangtiejiangshenqian，qiangguoneituanwushi，dashengjianjiaodao：“xiyazi！！nizenmele？xiyazi，nizhengyan，shuohuaya！！wuwu~~”
qilidekushengzaiguangchangshanghuidang，youruyemaoyeku，hanyisensen。
“jianshang！”zhangdashuwengshengwengqidishuo。
xiyazideliansecanbai，liangzhihuangdoudadeyanjing，sisididengzhe，yidaoxizhangdejianhen，jihujiangxiyazideboziqiechengliangpian，huisedeyipaoshang，jianmanwuxue。
shenyueganjuexinbeihenhendigeleyidao。menglongjianyanzhongquanshixiyazizeixixideshaxiao。
“ergouge，zheishiwoniangzuodeguihuagao，rangwonaguolaijinichi。”
“ergouge，zanmenquzhuoyinghuochongba，yunmengshandeyelihenduoyinghuochong，kepiaoliangle。”
“ergouge，wodainiqugehaodifang，keduohaochidela......”
“ergouge......ergouge......”
yizhixiaoshoulazhushenyuedeyixiu，jiangtaconghuanghuzhonghuanxingleguolai。baixiaoshuangyanzhonghanlei，yiliandanyoudiwangzheta。
shenyuehenshengdao：“shenmerenzheimehenxin，duiyigebajiusuidehaizixiarucidushou？”naozhonghuranshanguoneiyilaoyishaoliangweidaoshi。
“mofeishitamen？？”shenyueananniejinlequantou。
yidingshitamenmeicuo。zheilianggeshengmiankong，yizhizaihuyanluanyu，shuoshenmeyinshaguiwu，beihouhaidaizhezhangjian。neigeheilianxiaodaoshilidaojingren，jueduibushiputongren。
yunmengyeshilihunjinlesharendeyaodao，zheishifeitongxiaoke，bixutongzhicunzhang，rangcunminmenyousuofangfan。
shenyuelaidaocunzhangshenbian，zhengyaokaikou，quejianyizhidaidaiwangxiangkongzhongdelaoxutou，huranzhuanguolianlai，songchidezuibalituchujigezilai。
“shichenyidao，jishenweixian！”
laoxutouhouzhongdedashou，paizaishenyuedejianbangshang，“jinwanjishendenuoxizhiguanzhongyao，bunengdange。xiyazidejiaose，jiuyounilaidingshang！！”
shuobalaoxutoulaidaolishenergenqian，huanguchangzhongjiren，chenshengdao：“xianjishen，xiyazideshiqing，shihouyidinghuiyougejiaodai。”
lishenerlikeshoulebeisheng，cashiyanlei，momozhanleqilai。
tiejiangzhangdashufushenjiangxiyazideshitibaoleqilai，fangdaoleshendiandeyice。
“keshi......xudaye，wobuhuinuoxia！”shenyueyishiqingji，wanglelianggeyaodaodeshi。
“wufang，jishenjingzu，guizaiyuxin，。”laoxutouchenshengdao。
baixiucaiyushanyihui，wenshengdao：“chudiancuoyewufang。”
baixiaoshuangzouleguolai，dishengdao：“genzhewo，wozuoshenme，nizuoshenme。”
“haoba......”
sihuganshoudaoleshijianjinpo，weizaisizhoudeguanzhongmenyaquewusheng，jingjingdikanzhechangzhongjirenmangliu。
lishenerhebaixiaoshuangquchuyitaoqingsedeyipaojishenyuehuanshang，liurendeyipaoyansegebuxiangtong。chichenghuanglvbaiqing，zhengduishangpusashouzhongdeliumeimianju。
laoxutougongjingdiyongzhugantiaoxiamianju，anzhaoyipaoyanse，yiyifenfajijiren。
cunzhanglaoxutouhongseyipao，tiejiangzhangdazhuangchengseyishang，lishenerhuangseyiqun，baixiucailvseyipao，baixiaoshuangbaiseyiqun，shenyueqingsezhangpao。
liugerenyizipaikai，mianchaoshenanpusa，sankoujiubaizhihou，jiangmianjudaizailianshang。
“dong~~！~dong~~！......”
pusashenqiandexiaoguturanbuqiaoziming。
yiguyinhancigudefengfangfocongdixiachuiqi，yigulansedenongwujianjianlongzaileguangchangzhishang。
weizaisizhoudekankemen，yigegedairuomuji。shangbaishuangyanjingjianjianbiandechihong，yinzaiwuli，shanzheyouandexueguang。
“tonggu~~yimian~~jianrutie，qingqing~~qiaodong~~guishenjing！”
“guda~~santong~~wubieshi，kaitan~~pusa~~xiafancheng！”
shenyuegandaoyigubinghandeyili，zizudizuanru，xunsuxiangshangmanyan，budaoliangxi，shenziyijingbunengdongdan。
yunyanliaoraozhizhong，shendianneidejinshenpusa，juranhuanhuandongleqilai......