整蛊专家是李天

youqiruci,fufuheqiua!

chajuedaolitianneizhigougoudeyanshenzhushi,linwanxixiumeiqingcu,quemeizaiyi,zouguolai,lengbingbingdewendao:“nineixiezhenjiushu,shicongnalixuelaide?”

tingdaowenhua,litiancaihuiguoshenlai,xiayishijiuxiangsahuang。

bijingtadejinglijiangchuqu,youmeiyourenxiangxinqiebushuo,beidangchengshenjingbingneiqueshiyidingde!

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“nijuedewoshibaichima?”linwanxiyanshenyileng。

“不是!”

李天忙是摇头。

“neinihaisahuangpianwo?haoani,litian,danzishiyuelaiyuedale,zhiqianpaoqujiubadeshiqingwomeigennisuanzhang!xianzaihaixuehuishuohuangleshibushi!”linwanxiyanshengengleng。

zheihuachulai,litianjiujile,mangshihucheshuo:“haoba,wochengren,woyiqianxihuankanyishu,congyishushangxuelaide,sheizhidaojintianyishi,guoranyouyong!”

linwanxizheicailenghengyisheng,suanshimianqiangjieshouletazheigeshuofa,yiqianlitianzaijiadeshihou,queshiyoushimeishizhaoyixie“yishu”kan。

xinxiangzheicaiduima,zijizheigeyishiwuchengdelaogong,zenmekenengyishuhuizheimegaomingni?

“congyishushangxueleyixiezhuangjiabashi,jiugannachulailuanyong,litian,nidanzishiyuelaiyuedale!”

“nizhidaoneiqinzhengshishenmerenma?zheicizhishiniyunqihao,xiamaopengdaosihaozi,buranbaozhengnilaodizuochuan!xiacibiekandaoshenmeshiqingjiushangquchanheyijiao!rechushenmemafanlai,meirennengjiuni。”

linwanximianwubiaoqingdigaojiedao。

“哦。”

litianyingleyisheng,xinliquexiang,nipashibuzhidao,woyijinggenqinzhengchenglebaibazidexiongdileni!

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shuozhe,linwanxizhuanshenbianzou。

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xingxushiyinweilitianchuyuandeyuangu,xianglaijieyuezuoditiedelinwanxi,jintianteyidalegechuzuchehuijia。

chesijikandaolinwanxizhangdezheimepiaoliang,jingrangenyigexiaohuozizuochuzuche,xinliantankexile。

shanglechehou,litianxiangyaojieshiyixiayiqiandeshiqing,dao:“laopo,neige……”

“wogennijiehun,zhishiweileburangwoyeyeshengqieryi,biejiaowolaopo,wobushinilaopo!”

linwanxilenglengdidaduanlelitiandehua。

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ershifenzhonghou,chezizaijiangjinghuayuanmenkoutingxia。

linwanxiyebukanlitian,zhijiefulechefeihouxiache。

zheixia,chesijijiuhenbishidekanzhelitian,ruanfannan!

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buduoshi,liangrenhuidaojiazhong。

ketinglizuozhedeyiduizhongnianfufudemuguangtouleguolai。

litianlaolaoshishidehandao:“ba,ma……”

“xiaotianchuyuanle?chuyuanlejiuhao!xiwangninengjinjizheicidejiaoxun,yihoubiezaizuochuzheiyangdehuangtangshilaile!”nazhebaozhidelinfulinshouzhengyilianyansudidao。

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gangxiangshuodianshenme,yijujiansuankebodefunvshengyinbianchuanleguolai。

“chuyuanjiuchuyuan,nigaoxinggeshenmejing?weinibajinizhaolezheimeyigefeiwunvxu,gandaohenguangrongshibushi?”

shuohuadezhengshilinmuzhaoxuefen。

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“kanshenme,jiwozuofanqu,haiyou,zuowanlefanbadiyejiwotuole。womenlinjiabuyangxianren!”

xiangdaolitianwangrizuodehuangtangshi,zhaoxuefengengshiqibudayichulai,zhenggerengenpofumajieside,duizhelitianzhishouhuajiao。

litiantingwanzheixie,xinliwunaikuxiao。

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quezaizheishihou,linwanxihurankaikou,“ma,suanle,tagangchuyuan,haigenwozaiwaimianmangleyitian,kendingyeleile,haishiwolaiba。”

zheihuachulai,zhaoxuefendunganchayi,zijinverzhuanxingle?zenmehuibangzheifeiwushuohua。

litianyelengleleng,youxieyayidikanzhelinwanxi。

linshouzhengjianzhuang,yanlishanguoyisixiaoyi,dayuanchangdao:“nishaoshuoliangju,xiaotiangangchuyuan,haideduoxiuxixiuxi。xiaotian,nibietingnimade,kuaiquxigezao,ququhuiqi。”

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de,huadaohoumian,quehaishiduilitianbutaimanyi。

“linshouzheng,nishenmeyisi,tazaifeiwuyeshiwonvxu,zenme,wohaibunengshuotaleshibu!qitadewokeyibuguan,dantagenwonverjiehunlezheimejiu,yegaijiwoshenggesunzile!”

tingdaozheixie,litianrenbuzhufuxianglianpian,ruguozhendegenlinwanxifashengdianshenme,xiangxianghaiyoudianxiaojidong!

“ma,ninengbunengxiaotinghuia!tiantianshuozheixie,nibufanwodoufanle。”

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suizhelinwanxichumian,zhaoxuefenzongsuanshixiaotinglexialai。

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“还不快去开门!”

zhaoxuefenmeihaoqididenglelitianyiyan。

litianwunai,zhinengfangxiawankuaiqishen,dakaimenyikan,faxianshiyigeshenzhexizhuang,daizheyifujinsiyanjing,kanqilaisisiwenwendenianqingnanren。

kanqinglairen,litianyanshenyileng,quantoushunjianzuanjin。

yanqianzheigenanren,bushibieren,zhengshihaidetatoupoxueliudezuikuihuoshou,wangping!