5斗仙
suizhenainaishenqiandeneiguxuanfengchongdaoyuanzilimian,zhenggeyuanzilikebiandekuangfengdazuo,shenzhihaibanyouzhezhenzhenlingrendanhande“wuwu”sheng。
yuanzilimianyeshifeishazoushi,tebiedeheren!
zheizhongqingkuangdayuezhichixuleshiduofenzhong,nainaituranzhengkaileshuangyan,juliedekesouleqilai。
tongshi,tashenhouxiantangshangdezhuhuoyeandanxiaqubushao。
buyongshuoyezhidao,nainaizheicidouxianshibaile。
nainaikanzhechuangwai,dichenzheshengyinshuo:“guaibudetaxingshizuofengzheimezhangkuang,yuanlaigongfengdeshiyizhilangxian。”
langxianbuzaiwudaxianjiadangzhong,heqitaxiulianchengxiandetongchengweiyexian。
zheishi,nainaidemianqianyouchuxianleyiguxuanfeng,jiuzheimeweiraozhenainaibutingdexuanzhuanzhe。
nainaikanlekanneiguxuanfeng,tanlekouqi,shuo:“xingba,jirannixiangchuqushishi,neijiuquba!”
shuowanzheihua,nainaizaiyicidebishangleshuangyan。
neiguxuanfengyezhijiechonglechuqu,hewaimiandekuangfengjiuchanzaileyiqi。
womensheiyemeiyoushuohua,douzaizheijingjingdidengdaizhejieguo。
youshishiduofenzhongguoqule,nainaituranshentimenglieyizhan,ranhou“pu”deyisheng,penchuleyikouxianxue!
zheiyici,tashenhouxiantangshangdezhuhuogengshizhijieximie,buzaiyouxianjiachumian。
womenquandoubeiheleyitiao!lianmangqishoubajiaodeguoquchanfunainai。
zheiyichanfuzhixia,quefaxiannainaideyitiaotuishangjuranliuchuledapiandexianxue。neiyinhongdexianxueshentoulekutui,liuleyidi。
jianzhuang,yeyelianmangbanainaidekutuichekai,yanqiandeyimugengshichumujingxin!
zainainaineitiaotuidetuiduzishangyouzheyiduishenshendixuedong,zhouweihaiyouzhehenduoyayin。jiufangfoshibeishenmeyeshouhenhendiyaoleyikou,bingqiewangxiasicheyiban。
kandaonainaishoulezheimezhongdeshang,wobayerenbuzhuhuole。yeguanbuleduifangshigeshenmedongxi,pokoudamaleyiju,zhuanshenlinzhecaidaojiuchongchuqupinmingle。
yeyedanxinwobahuichikui,yelianmanggenlechuqu。
erjiuzaizheigeshihou,yuanziwaimianquechuanlaileyigelaotoudeshengyin:“hejiaerguyebuguoruci,jintianzheisuanshijiniyidianjiaoxun。mingtianwohaihuizailainimencunzi,nibixuzaiquancunrendemianqianchengrennijiadexianburuwojiadexian。gaosutamenyihouxiangyaokanshi,jiuyaodaowoneiliqu。burandehua,wojiuchailenijiadexiantang!”
shuowanzheihua,duifangbianzaiyizhenlengxiaoshengzhonglikaile。
jianduifangzheimexiaozhang,wodeyishuangxiaoquantoujinjindeniezhe。henbudexianzaijiuhaohaodejiaoxuntayixia。
nainaiqueshiaishengtanqideshuo:“kexiwojiazuilihaidejiweilaoxianyinweijinianqianpeizhewoqudifujiuxiaoyuerxiuweidasun,dougezihuishanxiulianqule。burandehua,yebuzhiyubianchengxianzaizheigeyangzi。”
womarenbuzhuduizhenainaiwenleyisheng:“ma,neiwomenzenmeban?”
nainaizaicitanlekouqi,shuo:“hainengzenmeban?dabulemingtianjiuanzhaoneigerendeyisi,direnyitouba!xiandayijiyasiren。zongbunengzhenderangtachailezanmenjiadexiantangba?”
tinglezheihua,womenquanjiarendoubuzaishuohuale。yishizhijian,jialimianbiandechouyuncandan!
zuihouhaishinainaizijiqinglailebaijialaoxian,chuliletuishangdeshangkou,zheicaimeiyouledaai!
buguo,neiyiwanwoquefanlaifuquzenmeyeshuibuzhe。mannaozidoushinainaiaishengtanqideyangzi。yinyinde,wojuedezijiyinggaitinainai,tizheigejiazuodianshenme。
diertianyidazao,cunzilimianjiufeitengleqilai。shuoshiyougelaotouzhanzaicunkou,zhimingdaoxingderangnainaisanbaijiukoudeqingtajincun!
duiyuzuotianwanshangdouxiandeshiqing,cunzilimianderendoubuzhidao,suoyi,yebingbuqingchuneigelaotoushishenmeren。
buguo,zaitamenkanlai,nainaijueduisuanshigebanxian,youzenmekenenghuidisanxiasidequqingzheimeyigelaotou。
keshi,rangsuoyourenxiangbudaodeshinainaizhendequle。
suiranjingguobaijialaoxiandezhiliao,nainaidetuishanghaolebushao。buguo,zouqilulaihaishiyiqueyiguaide。
bamayizuoyiyou,fuzhenainaizaiquancunrendemuguangdangzhonglaidaolecunkou。erwoyegenzheyeyejinsuiqihou。
kandaonainailaile,neigelaotouluchuledeyidexiaorong,duizhenainaidianlediantou:“bucuo,heerguguoranshouxinyong。zhendeguolaile!”
nainaimeiyoushuohua,wobaqueshixiankailekou:“nisuanshigeshenmedongxi?haiganrangwomajinisanbaijiukou。nijintianyaoshiganweinantayixia,wojiuhuopileni!buxinnishishi!”
neilaotoutinglewobadehuazhihou,budanmeiyoushengqi,fanershixiaohehededuizhenainaishuo:“heergu,nizenmeshuo?nandaonizhendedasuanweilezheimedianmianzierhuilenijiazhenggexiantang?”
tinglezheihua,nainaiyouyule。
kandaonainaibushuohua,wobazhanglezhangzui,queshibeinainaijilanzhule。
tatanlekouqi,fangfoshixiadingleshenmejuexinyiban,duizhelaotoudianlediantou,shuo:“suanle,yuandufushu。wobaidoubaile,haiyoushenmeshuode。zenmeyebunengrangwojialaoxiangenzhewoyiqishouzui!”
shuozhe,jiuyaosongkaiwomadeshou,jimianqiandelaotouguixia。
wozhongyushishoubulele!jibuchonglechuqu,yibazhuazhunainaideshou,duizhetadashengdeshuo:“nainai,buyaopa!haiyouwozaizheili,wokansheiganqifuni!”
tingdaowodehua,laotourenbuzhushihahadaxiao!duizhewoshuo:“nizheigexiaowawayouyisi。buguo,jintianzheishinihaizhenguanbule。”
“youshenmeguanbulede,bujiushidouxianma?wohenidou!”woyaozheyashuozhe。
wenyan,laotoujiuhaoxiangshitingdaoleshenmetebiehaoxiaodexiaohuayiyang,shenzhixiaochuleyanlei。
haobantiancaipingfulexialai,duizhenainaishuo:“nijiaxiaosunzizhenshiyouqu,juranxianghewodouxian。tazhidaoshenmeshidouxianma?jianzhixiaosiwole!”
womeiyoulihuiduifangdechaoxiaoershiyangqitou,dahanleyisheng:“sanshu,yourenqifuwo!nimenkuailai!”
zheihuayichukou,bujinshiwojiaderen,shenzhizhenggecunzikanrenaoderenquandoulengzhule!
sheidouzhidaowobaneiyibeishigedushengzi,woyounalilaidesanshu?woturanhanchulaizheimeyisangziyoushishenmeyisi?
keshi,rangrenmeiyouxiangdaodeshisuizhewozheijuhuaganggangchukou,yigehongliangdeshengyinjiuzaiwodeerbianzhaxiang:“shinagebuyaomingde,ganqifuwojiaxiaotongzi?”
huayingangluo,yigeshencaikuiwu,liangmiduogao,manlianhuxudezhuanghanjiuchuxianzailewodeshenbian。
erzheigezhuanghanchulewohenainaiyijiduimianneigelaotouzhiwai,suoyourengenbenjiukanbujian!
kandaozhuanghanchuxian,laotouyeshimanliandezhenjing!xianshidingzhezhuanghankanlekan,youbamuguangzhuandaolewodeshenshang,yiliandebukezhixin!xianranshimeiyouxiangdaojinjinzhiyoujisuidewojuranzhendeyouxianjiahuti!
nainaiyeconglaimeiyoujianguoyanqiandezheigezhuanghan,jiurenbuzhuwenleyisheng:“buzhidaoninshinaweixianjia?”
zhuanghankanleyiyannainai,hahayixiao,shuo:“laotaitai,nikezhenshijianwang!woshixiaotongziqishierweiyinluxiandelingtouxian,liusantai!”