dierrishangwu，zaishinvdefushixiachuanhaoyifudeyuanshaozhunbeiqianwangwenmingyuan。
aiya，bushiwoduoluodekuai，shizhendechuanbumingbaia！
[aduiduidui，nibushiduoluo。]
“闭嘴！舔狗！”
[(ﾉ○д○)ﾉnitemeshibushirena？]
mashangyaoqujiandongpangpangle，xinlizenmehaiyoudiandiyiciyuehuidejinzhangganni。
zheishi，jialidepurencongmajiaoliqianchuleyipima，yuanshaoyouyupianke，haishishanglema，haozai，qianshendedizihaizai。daoyemeiyoushenmeshengshugan。
buyihui，biandaolewenmingyuanqian，yigexiaosizouchuyinlingyuanshaojinruyanhuididian。
buyihuier，zhongrendaoqi。zheishi，zhijianyigedafubianbiandemanlianluosaihuzidezhongniannanziconghoutangzouchu。suiranduzihenda，danshikeyiyinyinkanchushentishangdejirou。youcikejian，cirenbushikanqilaifeifeipangpangmeiyouweixie。cirenbianshixiliangjundelingxiu。dongzhuo，dongzhongying！
yanhuikaishi，gongchoujiaocuo，zheishishangweishangdedongzhuoduiqunchenshuodao：
“jinxinjunjiwei，chaotangdongdangbuan，shinaishaodidebupeiwei，qiexingnuo。jinwoyuxiaohuoguangyiyinxingshi，feishaodierlichenliuwangchengjidawei。”
“zhuwei，yiweiruhe？”
“ruruozhuweiwuyouyiyi……”
zheishi，yigewenshipaianerqi，nuchidongzhuoyue：“nishiheren，ganfacikuangyandayu，wangyifeilidashi！tianzinaixiandidizi，bingwuguoshi，hedewangyifeili，cijuxingtongcuanni！”
dongzhuobajianchuqiaoyue：“heng，jinrishishunwozhechang，niwozhewang！”
zheishi，yishenshoumiantuntoulianhuankai，shouchifangtianhuaji，yibiaotangtangdewujiangdabuzouxiangdingyuanshenhou，nushidongzhuo。
zheiyikanjiushilvbua，guoranshirenzhonglvbu，mazhongchitua，queshishuai，queshishuaia。
neineigewenshiyinggaijiushidingyuanle。dingyuanshouxiayou5wannengzhengshanzhandebingzhoubianjun，bingqieyoulvbuzheidengmengjiangzuozhen，guaibudegangendongpangpangyinggang。
dongzhuoshoubianyiwenshi，kanciqingjinglikezhanleqilai，duizhongrenshuodao：“jinrishiyinyan，butanguoshi。”
zheigeyinggaishiliru，yikanzheixiaoshanyanghuzi，jiashangzheiyanshen，yikanjiushigelangmie。
youlelirujidetaijie，dingyuanzhijiedailvbulikai，zhongrenjianciqingjingyefenfengaotui。
yuanshaoziranyebuliwai，yeqizhemawangfushangzouqu。jinrizhishiziranbuhuisuizhedingyuanlixierjiucishanbaganxiu。
“tiangou，nishuowoyaobuyaoqugaosudingyuanyishenga，ruguonenggourangdahanbushengneiluan，neijiubuhuiyouwuhuluanhua，jiubuhuiyouneimeduorenliulishisuo，wobunengyinweiwodeyexin，shitianxiawanminweicaojie。”
[zade，dingyuandeyexinjiubidongzhuoxiaoma？dahanyijingrangshijiadazushentoudeqianchuangbaikongle。yijingwufayizhi，zhinengkanduanfulandebuwei，rangnenyazhongxinzhangchengcantiandashu！huaxiaconglaibuqueshaopoerhoulideyongqi。meiyouluanshi，bichuyingxiong。wankuanglanyujidao，fudashazhijiangqing！]
“shia，zhengzhidouzhengfeiwosuozhang，yuanjiasuisishisangong，yiyanwangqu，meiyoudiren，danqiaqiashizheiyang，jumusiwang，jieshidiren。rujinwochuanyueerlaiyingdangweiguojia，weiminzuzuoyixieshiqing。cishengzuyi。”
guobuqiran，meiguojitian，lvbubiantizhedingyuandenaodaidabuzouxiangdongzhuojunzhong。yijiandaodongzhuobianrengxiadingyuantoulu，guidiqiyue：
“bu，piaolingbansheng，zhihenweifengmingzhu。gongruobuqibuyuanbaiweiyifu！”
董卓哈哈大笑，曰：
“wudefengxianruhutianyiye！fengxianwuerkuaikuaiqingqi！”
“yifuzaishang，ercongcihou，gendingyifu。futangdaohuo，zaisuobuci。xiangzhuyifu，gongtudaye！”
zici，dongzhuotunbingbingzhoujun，jieshishoujiangzhongyangjun。zhangbing25wan，qizhongxiliangjun8wan，bingzhoujun5wan，zhongyangjun10wan，jiashanghuanggongjinjun，tezhongbuduideng2wan，gongji25wandajun。jietianxiajingrui！
“aiyou，nigan～ma？guofenlea，zenmenaowogajiwoni？aiyou，aiyou，haole，haole，bunaole。”
lianggeshinvquebuxiangshanbaganxiu，ruoshinenggouyindaogongzi，xingyunyixiehuaishanggongzigurou，kejiuyoudafuguila。
keshiyunqibingmeiyouzaitaliangzheibian，yigexiarencongcongjinlaibingbaozhongshanshangrenzhangshiping，sushuangdaizhelianggefanbangqiujian。
yuanshaozhidaogouzuozhedayingzijideliangkeshentuidengyanwandaohuole。
“rangtamenjinlaiba。”tongshishiyilianggeshinvxiaqu。lianggeshinvsuixinyoubugan，danyebuganzaizulan。
“zhangshiping，sushuangbaijianyuangong。”
“worangnimenbandeshiruhele？”
“yuangong，ciciwodenggouhuizhanma500pi，jieyiyunzhibohaijun。cicizhuyaoweiletanlu，mapijiaoyibuduo。wodengyibaijianlenanxiongnubudanyu，tayuanyiyuwodengmeiyuejiaoyizhanma500pi，buguotaxiwangyuangongkeyimeiyuegeaiyitan‘tianxianzui’，‘sanbeidao’suiranyedashouhuanying，danshi‘tianxianzui’gengliegengdedanyudexiai。”
‘sanbeidao’shiyuanshaoanpairengenjutiangouxitongjichudefangfanongchulaide，suoweide‘tianxianzui’yebuguoshidushugenggaoeryi。
“guorancaoyuanrenmeiyoubanfajujueliejiu。gaosuta，tianxianzuinaijiuzhongzhijing，xuyongshi3nian，shubairenlijingxinniangzaoercheng，yaoxiangmeiyueyaoyitantianxianzui，meiyueyaojiaoyi800pizhanma。”
“shi，yuangong。zhiyuxianbei、wuhuanheqiangrenzhijiechudaoleyixiexiaobuluo，nengjiaoyidaodezhanmameiyuedagai300pi，yuanyinshixianbeidedanyuxialingyanjinxiang**jiaoyizhanma。zhiyuqiangrenzeganggangfashengzhanluan，shangluhaimeidatong。wuhuanyeshiyiyang。beixiongnudui**diyiposhen，buhaojiaoyi。”
“hao，xianzheiyangba，nimenhuiqujinkenengduodeyunhuilaizhanma。”
“shi，yuangong。wodengzailushangpengdaolelianggexiyudeshangren，tamenshuoyouzhibaoxianyuyuangong。qingyuangongmingjian。”
“yuangong，wodengyoushentuidengyanwanliangkeshourenzhituoxianyuyuangong。”
“e？shouherensuotuo？”
“wodengshouyimingjiao‘baba’derensuotuo。”
“(눈_눈)xiaquba。”
“我等告退。”
**，zheigoudongxiyoubailaoziyidao。
zaozaigangdedaoxitongdeshihou，yuanshaojiuanpailerenniangzaoliejiu，buyongduohaohe，danyaogoulie。
heiheihei，youleliejiu，wujiangbushishoudaoqinlai。bushiba，bushiba，nayouwujiangbuaijiudea？
[高顺：啊对对对]
……
dongzhuoshoubianjunduihou，weishidazhang。youfuyifeilizhishi。
“ningchenyichu，jinwuyufeishaodierlichenliuwangweidi，zhuweikeyouyiyi？”
hengheng，shuashengwangdeshihoudaole！
“heng，dangjinchaotingchuding，zhaoerdengrujing，yiweifuzuotianzi，andingshumin。erniquejicisanfanwangyifeidizhangerlishu。qibushixuyimoufanma？”
“tianxiashizaiwo，wojinweizhi，sheiganbucong？”
“heng，tianxiashizaihuangdi，zaizhuweizhongchen。ni？buguoshiyicuannizhibei。youdaizenyang？”
“eryaoshishiwobaojianshifoufenglima？”
“wojianyeweichangbuli！”(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و