第一章 穿书成被噎死的肥妻

清晨,青山村。

cunkouqingchedexiaoxipangbian,shangyouyourendashui,xiayouyouxiefurenzhengzaixiyifu。

“tingshuolema?laozhoujiadelanxifuchirouyesile!”wangpozishicunlidebaodating,genzhoujiashiduoniandelinju,dedaolediyishoubagua。

“zahuishi?”nianqingdefurenliuersao,“zhaofubaoneigefeipo,bozicu,sangzicudegenzhuyiyang,juranyesi?”

“jiushi,wangdaniang,daodizenmehuishi?”henduorendouhaoqidikanxiangwangpozi。

wangpoziyanlubagua,yuqiliyouzhenongnongdebiyi。

“zuotianzhoudasaoganggangzuohaoleyiwanrou,jiubeizhaofubaoneigetanchiguiqiangdaowulile。yigerenzaiwulichi,xiaoguzizaiwaimianchandewawaku,zhoudasaozaiyuanzilimoyanlei!”

“sheizhizheigefeiponiangyigerenduozaiwulichidongxi,haisuolemen,bazijijiyesile。ganggangwochulaixiyifudeshihou,zhoudasaojicongcongquqingdafule。”

“ai,kelianjiande,zhouxiucaijuranqulezheimeyigexifu!zhenshidaozibabeizixuemei。”

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zhengshuozhe,zhoupoziconggebicunqinglaililangzhong,huojihuoliaoganhuilai。

bierendazhaohu,yezhishiyingyisheng,butingliu。

jinruyijiajianlouyuanzi,lilangzhonggenzhezhoupozijinruxiwu,“lilangzhong,nikuaikuaijiwoerxifukankan!”

cishichaoshidedishang,tangzheyigepangdeguofendenianqingnvzi。

shuangyanjinbi,zuibazhangzhe,houlonglikazheyikuaifeirou。

lilangzhongshenshouzainvzidebixishitan。

“yi?”lilangzhongyizheng,youqixi?

lilangzhongganjintaochunvzizuilidefeirou,bingqiejidatadehoubei。

zhitingjian“pu”deyisheng,yikuaifeiroucongnvzidehoulonglituchulai。

“biesiwole!”zhaofubaodakouchuanzheqi,lianshangdeqingzizhujianbiandan。

zhoupozimudengkoudai,hunhuangdeyanzhuzichadiandengchulai,tongkongzhouranshousuo,yandishenchuyounongnongdejingkongzhise。

“bu……bukeneng!”zhoupozijiaobulieju。

zuowan,tapazaimenfengli,mingmingkandaozhaofubaobeiroukazhu,yesi,tangdaozaidi。

lingwai,tahaiguyidengdaodiertianzaoshangcaiqilaiqingdafu。

zaochentaganggangmolezhaofubaodeshenti,yijingliangtou,shentiyeyingle,zenmehaihuihuozhe?

zhaolangzhongyitingzheihua,dunshibuleyile。

“mingmingjiushidahuoren,zenmejiubukeneng?daoshinizheigezuopopode,mingmingkandaobeiroukazhele,zenmejiubuzhidaobaroucongzuilikouchulai?”

“nizaozheimezuo,zaipaipaihoubei,jiumeishile。buyongqingdafule!”lidafufanbo,“wolaiyitang,bunengbaipao,ershiwen。”

zuozaidishangdezhaofubaozhanweiweicongdishangzhanqilai,huanshisizhou,yanshenyouxiemimang。

tingzhelilangzhongdehua,zhaofubaodemuguangluozai“popo”shenshang。

“lilangzhongmoguai,wo……wozheijiujiqian!”zhoupozitingdaozheihua,yibiandaoqian,yibianjiqian,“wozheiyidazao,beihedeliushenwuzhu!”

lilangzhongnalezhenjin,buzuotingliu。

zhoupozibugankaojin,“ni……nishirenshigui?”

“nishuoni?”zhaofubaofanwen,yanmouqihei,kanxiangzhoupozi。

benlaihendadeyanjingbeilianshangdefeiroujideyoudianxiao,danyanshenruili。

yizhengyan,chuxianzaizheigepojiudefangwu,rangzhaofubaomimang,daliangdejiyizhujianhuifu。

tafaxianbeibiaomeixiejinleyibentianchongwenli。

mingzihengouxue,《yitaisanbao,nongmenshoufuqiayaohenhenchong》。

tabushilimianyitaisanbaodejiaoqinvzhu,ershibeifeirouyesideyouchouyoufeidetanchinongmenshoufuzhouyudeqianqi。

biaomeizeshibeinongmenshoufuchongdesiquhuolai,yongyuanmaomeiruhua,yitaisanbao,liangtaiqibaodejiaoqi!

zhaofubaoqideqiqiaoshengyan,zhunbeidiertianzhaobiaomeiduizhi。

sheizhiyijuexinglai,jiuchuandaoshulile。

beierxifuyincecedemuguangdingzhe,zhoupozishifenhaipa,duosuozhe,“yuerjiade,wo……woqujinizuofan!”

kandaosatuijiupao,xinxudezhoupozi,zhaofubaogengjiaquedingjiyi,zuowantabeiyezhe,zhoupozicongmenfenglikandaole。

zhaofubaozhisuoyibeiyezhe,shiyinweiwaimianturanturanfachujuxiang,hedaole。

yuanshenyougemaobing,beijinghezhihou,rongyidage,yezhe,zhoupoziyezhidao。

zhoupozibuxiangjiuta,xiangshaleta。

wairenzhizhidaozhaofubaobeichirouyesi,chengzanzhoupozikuanhou,tengerxifu,mazhaofubaotanchichangui。

buguanshimiantianxinkudezhoupozi,haishinanzhuzhouyu,nvzhulinyuzhu,doubushihaodongxi。

她要和离!

biaomeilinyuzhuweilemoheita,naodongdakai。

bazhaofubaoxiechengcongxiaobeifumuxiongzhangwunaochong,zhangchengshifeibufen、tanlanchengxingdefeipo。

bujinruci,zhaofubaoweilejiajizhouyu,guyibazouzaiqiaoshangdezhouyuzhuangdaoheli,ranhoutiaojinqu,sikaiyifu,guangliuliude,sisibaozhezhouyu。

beilaiwangderenkandaozhihou,meileqingbai,jiulaishanglezhouyu。

一哭二闹三上吊。

niangjiarenchongzheta,yegenzhenao。

yibiaotangtang,caigaobadoudezhouyuweilemingsheng,weilejixukaogongming,niezhebiziqule。

她死得惨。

她的娘家人,更惨。

nandebeinongdaowakuang,quanbuleisizaikuangli。

nvdebeimaidiaoqinglou,bushibeinvesi,jiushiranshanghualiubing,rengdaoluanzanggangshang,beiyegouchile。

xiaohaibeidaduanshoujiao,chuoxiayanjing,qitao,dongsizaidongtianxueye。

suansuanshijian,zhouyuyijinggenxianchenglinyuanwaidedunvlinyuzhugoudashangle。

zhouyutoutougaosuzhoupozi,rangjialidelaomuqinxiangbanfanongsizhaofubao。

buguanshiyongdu,haishizhizaoyiwai,fengxianhenda,erqiezhaojiarenduo,doubuhuishanbaganxiu。

budebushuo,zhoupoziyong“yesi”zheiyizhao,zheshigaoming。

ruguotameichuanjinshuli,zhaofubaoyijingsile。

yixiangdaochunjijinhuo,tadecangkuduilemanmandenongzi,zhaofubaojiuyizhenrouteng。

ruguotadenongzicangkugenguolaijiuhaole。

jiuzaizheishihou,tashentiyaohuang,ganjuedaolelingyigedifang。

zhengkaiyanyikan,zhaofubaohenbudetiaoqilai,zheishitasanqianpingdenongzicangku。

zheiliyoushanghaodezhongzi,erqiedoushikeyiliuzhongdefeizhuanjiyinde,cangkuhaiyoukexiaofangjian,haiyoutadefangjian。

kaijutiankeng,danyouzheigecangkuzai,tazhaoyangnengchengweinongzinvbazong!

xianzaizhoujiaxiangyaotademing,zheiyicimeideshou,haiyouxiayici。

tayaochoumouhoulu,bunengzuoyidaibi。

zhaofubaochulenongzikongjiancangku,beizhebeilou,nazheliandao,huiniangjia。

yuanshuzhongniangjiarenhenkaopu,nengkaodezhu。

zhoujiacunjulizhaojiacun,xiangjuliuli。

zoujibujiuqichuanyuyudezhaofubao,zhongjiantingxiejiuci,caizoudaozhaojiacun。

zhaofubaohanliujiabei,liangtiaofeituizhandou,poweilangbei。

cunkoujigechuitiaohaitongzhengzaiwanshua,qizhongyouyigexiaohaikandaozhaofubaozhijiehekule,“ge,wudidonglaile,qiangchide,zanmenyouyaoeduzile。”

lingyigedayidiandehaitong,ganjinwuzhudididezuiba,“nizheimeshuoxiaogugu,yenainengbanidachushilai!”