gulianlianandandemouguang，shunjianxueliang，taganggangshuoshenme？
meitingqing，qinaida，qingzaishuoyibian！
moshaozhenshuowan，shouzhongdedaochayoudongleqilai，youyabaqidedongzuo，jiangpanzhongdeyikuaipeigen，songdaozuili，yibianxijiaomanyan，yibianhuiweiwuqiongdebuchongyiju：“woxihuanchi。”
gulianlianlaibujixinxiruokuang，dunshibeiyezhu：“……”
taxihuanchi？shenmeyisi？
nandao，tadeyisishi：tashitaxihuanchideneikuairuanrou？
tayouxiangqidayaoniejinzaobadiaowuqingdehua：woduinideshenti，queshihenyouganjue，buguoyebupaichi……nishencaitaihao，fengruoyouyu、ruanruowugu，erwo，tianshengxihuanchiruanlei……
gulianliankanzheneizhangchiroubutugutoudeyaoniejunlian，xiuchidinashoudangledanglian，momingganjueliangtuihensuan……
这操蛋的人生！
buguo，tazhixiuchileyimiao，xunsuchaojianxiaoshantouqushenglidemouguang。
zenmeyang，wolaogongshibushishuowoshitaderuanlei，sheibeidalianlenitingqingchulemeiyou！！！
jianxiaoshandebiaoqing，yichangdehaokan！！！
qitarenyeshiwubidexianmu！
rongrongyibengsanchigao：“kao！pingshenmea？wogelianwodouburenshi，jingranrenshixiaosaozi，haiqiangxingweilewoyizuigouliang？zheigouliang，xiaoyewojianjuebuchi！”
jianxiaoshan，yechibuxiaqua！
tayonglizuanlezuanwuzhi，nuliweichimianshangdeyouyagaogui，yandiqiubodangyang：“mogege，neiwoni，zuotianwogaosuguoniwoshishei，nihaijidema？”
zuotian，tahetazhongfulenbian，tashitadeqingmeizhuma。
tahaigaosuta，jiusuantabingle，tayehuiduitabulibuqi，tahuinazijizhenggeshengmingquaita。
taxiangxin，renheyigenanrenshengbingdeshihou，yougenvrenjianjueduitabulibuqi，tadoubuhuiwudongyuzhong。
jianxiaoshanzixinmanman，guoran，moshaozhenkaikoule，yigezi：“tu。”
所有人：“？？？”
什么意思，求翻译？
zhiyoujianxiaoshan，miansebiaoqingchichenghuanglvqinglanzi。
ruguomeiyouqujigulianlianxiazhanshu，tajueduibuhuibeimoshaozhenlengbingbingdeyige“tu”zidajizixinxin。
但是，现在……
tanaozili，shikehuidangzhegulianlianneifulanyangyangdeshengyin：
——wolaogongshuo，woshitaderuanlei，chulewo，suoyouyehuadoushifentu！
suoyi，zaimogegekouzhongdetu，shifentu？
suoyi，tabenlaixiangkangulianlianbeidalian，jieguozijidelianbeidadepapapadexiang？
jianxiaoshanwuyishidezuanjinwuzhi，tabuxin！
yigelaoyongrenshuo：“woxiangqilaile，jianxiaojieyiqianjijuzaizheilishangxue，neishihoutadexiaoming，haoxiangjiaoxiaotudou，neishihoujianxiaojiezuixihuanchiwozuodetudoushaoji。”
jianxiaoshanxinqinghuanguolai，yuanlaitushizheigeyisi？
rongrongyipaidatui：“duiduidui，woyexiangqilaile，tayichitudoujiufangpi，tebiechou，wogewangjilesuoyou，douwangbulezheiguchouwei，zheixinliyinyingmianjideyouduoda？”
顾恋恋：“噗……”
jianzhixiangjirongrongdianzan10000+
buguo，moshaozhenzheigedazhutizi，liantadoubujidele，jingranjidejianxiaosan？
jiusuanzhishijizhutadepishichoudeyebuxing！！！
gulianlianqihuhudechaozhefanzhuozouguoqu，zaimoshaozhenpangbiandekongweizhishangzuoxialai，xuangaozijiduitadezhanyouquan！