第1章
“chenhan，zheishiwonverqinzinidingdelihunxieyi，niqianleta。”
binhaishiyijiagongsidehuiyishinei，yigezhongnianfunvzhengjiangyifenxieyishudijiduimiandechenhan。
chenhankuxiaoyisheng，xianzaideyeshuyi，haizhenshichenglebukegaopandeyouqianrenni，xianzaijiulianlihun，douyaozhaorendailaole。
hunhouzheiyinian，tachenhanjingjingyeye，meiyourenhebuliangshihao，weilejiatingriyebenbo，zirenbukuiduiqizifenhao，quemeixiangdaojingyeshizheibanjieju！
“yeshuyizhenjiurucijueqing？”
chenhanbishangyanjing，duanqizhuoshangdekafeiheleyikou，kusedeziweicongkouqiangzhidaxiongqiang。
zhongnianfunvyangchunhuibuxieyixiao，lenglengdao：“niyigesongwaimaidefeiwu，youshenmezigeguaiwonverjueqing？yaoguaijiuguainizijibuzhengqi，meiqianmeibenshi，peibushangwonver！”
chenhanfangxiakafeibei，yanshenningzhong，zhengzhongqishidao：“rangyeshuyiqinzilaigenwotan。”
yangchunhuikanchenhanbuyuanyizaixieyishangqianzi，huranyipaizhuozizhanqishenlai，numadao：“wopei！chenhan，nibieyiweinibuqianzi，wojiayeshuyijiubunenggennilihun！”
“woyejia，jiadayeda，yaocaisinizheigewaimaiyuan，bicaisiyizhimayijiandan！”
chenhanxiaorongcandan，dandandao：“weilebiwoqianzi，yejiabuxiduiwosiwangweixieshima？”
“jirannimenyejiarenzheimekanbuqiwo，neidangchuweishenmeyouyuanyibayeshuyijiajiwo？”
yangchunhuichaobaichuyifushangweizhedezitai，chazheyaoshuodao：“dangchujiushiyeshuyixialeyan，kanshangnizheigefeiwu，zheicaishidetadangelezhengzhengyiniandeqingchun！”
chenhanyaoleyaotou，dao：“bu，womeiyoudangeyeshuyideqingchun，woyizhizainulirangtaguodeanwenxingfu。”
yangchunhuichaodishangtuleyikoutuomo，buxiedao：“wopei！nidaowomenyejiazhihou，duiyejiayouguobandianbangzhumeiyou？”
“bujinmeiqian，zijihaimeibandianbenshi！zhinenggunqusongwaimai，jianzhibawomenyejiadeliandoujidiuganjingle！”
“nizheigezhihuichiruanfandefeiwu！laji！”
chenhanzuijiaoluchuyimozichaodeweixiao。
tachenhanmeibenshi？shifeiwu？
dangchu，quanguogeshengdeshoufujipomenjian，xiangyaobazijijiazudeqianjinjiajichenhan，danchenhanquebuweisuodong，zhiyuanyiheyeshuyizaiyiqi！
erhou，chenhangengshiyinxingmaiming，buzaiguowenjianghufenzheng，tatashishidangqilewaimaiyuan，zhixiangjiqiziyifenwendingdeshenghuo！
sannianqian，tayeshuyidegongsibinlindaobi，shichenhandongyonglerenmaiziyuan，baozhulegongsi。
liangnianqian，yeshuyidedidijiuhounaoshi，dalebinhaishishoufudeerzi，yejiabeishoufudajibaofu，yeshitachenhanchushou，qiaoqiaotiyejiabaipingleyiqieshiduan！
yinianqian，yejialaoyezizhongbingchuisi，quanshengzuihaodeyiyuanyeshushouwuce，jiyejiaxiadabingweitongzhi，weijishike，gengshitachenhananzhongchushouyizhi，zheicaiyanxuleyeshuyiyeyedexingming！
ruguoshuotazheiyangdenvxudoushifeiwu，neiqibushizhiyoushijieshoufu，caipeideshangniyejiadeguinv？
笑话！
天大的笑话！
yejiayebuguoshibinhaishishibaxianjiazueryi，tamenyinyiweiaodeyeshijituan，shizhiyejiujiqianwanbale！
ququjiqianwancaichan，zaicengjingdechenhanyanzhong，pidoubusuanyige！
danshi，weileheyeshuyizaiyiqi，hetaguoandingdexiaorizi，chenhanqingyuanfangqitadeyiqie！
jiushizheiyangfuchu，queyehuanbuhuiyikezhenxin！
cishideyangchunhui，shiyueshuoyueqi，zuihouyangqishou，jiuyaojichenhanyijierguang！
erzheishihou，tabeihouchuanlaiyigeshengyin。
“mama，suanle，wolaigentatanba......”
chenhandingjingyikan，zhengshizijideqizi，yeshuyi，tadeshenhougenzhegongsidenvmishu，yeqingxuan。
yeshuyijintianshengzhuangdabanguoyifan，meiyangaogui，rutonggongzhu。
ertashenpangzhanzhedeyeqingxuan，mingmingyouzhejingzhideliandanheaorendeshencai，danyicedeliuhaiquezhezhulebanbianliandan，xiandeyouxieguaiyi。
cishi，yeqingxuanzhengxiaoxinyiyidaliangzhechenhan，yanshenfuzaershenmi。
danchenhansuoyoudezhuyilidouzaiyeshuyishenshang，bingmeiyouzhuyidaozheiyidian。
kandaonverjingxindabanguoyifan，yangchunhuixixingyuse，ganjinzoushangqulazhuyeshuyideshou，manlianxiyuedao：“guainver，nijintianzhenpiaolianga，jinwanxulingfengdashaoyekendinghuihengaoxingde！”
“kuai，tingmayijuhua，ganjingenzheigefeiwulihun，ranhoujiajixudashaoye！”
“xujiazaizanmenbinhaishikeshiyixianjiazu，caidaqicu，nigenlexushaoye，yejiamashangjiunengfeihuangtengdale！”
yeshuyibiaoqingaoman，zoudaochenhanmianqianzuolexialai。
zhijiantayizhiqishi，taileyixiashou，mishuyeqingxuanganjinjitadishangyigenyan，ranhoujitadianran。
yeshuyishuliandituleyigeyanquan，qiaoqileerlangtui，gaoaodao：“chenhan，womenzheijiehunyinianlai，suiyoufuqizhiming，quemeiyoufuqizhishi，niwozhijianbenlaijiumeiyouganqingkeyan。”
“erqie，gangcainiyetingdaole，xujiadashaoyekanshangwole，woxianzaiyaogennilihun，hexushaoyezaiyiqi。”
“niyigesongwaimaide，genbenpeibushangxianzaidewo。”
yeshuyideyuqi，chongmanzhexiuruheqingmie，sihaobujichenhanliurenheyanmian。
chenhanpingqiningshen，zuihouzhangzhangtanleyikouqi，dao：“nijiranconglaimeiyouaiguowo，neidangchuweishenmeyaotiaohaijiuwo？”
噗嗤！
yeshuyihuranchaofengyixiao，buxieduichenhandao：“weilerangnisixin，wojiushihuagaosunihaole，dangnianjiuniderenqishibingbushiwo。”
“nizheisigoudexing，lanmingyitiao，peideshangwojiu？wobabudeniyansi，miandejiguojialangfeiliangshi！”
“dangchu，yaobushiweilerangnibanishiquneitaofangzi，guohujiwo，wobukenenghenijiehun！”
chenhandunshitoupifama，tamanlianjinge，jishengwendao：“neishisheitiaoxiahaijiulewo？”