第2章

jiansanweilingdaokanxiangta,tajimangdao:“buhaoyisi,wobushineigeyisi。”

wanganminbaibaishou:“womingbai。”

“niyidingshixiangwen,zheimedadeganranjishuweishenmezhiyouqirensiwangshiba?”

bingbingdiandiantou:“genjuwolejiedexinxi,guiyanzuzhoudezhisilvjigao,erqiemeiyoujiuzhidebanfa。”

“nimenshicaiquleshenmeyouxiaodefangfalema?”

wanganminyaoyaotou:“qishizheigeshuzihuoxuhaibudaoqi!”

“yinweiqizhonghaiyouzirandesiwangdeganranzhe,buguojutiyijingmeibanfatongjile。”

shuodao,taqueyoukuxiaoyisheng:“ai......nayoushenmeyouxiaodefangfa。”

“buguoshishichengrenfudamingdaeryi。”

jianbingbingluchujingyazhise,lujianqiubiandao:“guiyanzuzhouchuanboxingjiqiang,genbenmeiyoujiwomenfanyingdeshijian。”

“dangshideshichengyipianhunluan,zhianxitong,yiliaoxitong,wanquanbengkui!”

“shenzhidangshilongzudetebiediaochaduidouzaijinrushichengsantianhou,ganranleguiyanzuzhou。”

“zhiyuweishenmesiwanglvneimedi。”

“zhishiyinweizaidiqitiandadaolegaofengqideshihoudediertian,guiyanzuzhouturanxiaoshile!”

bingbingdouranyijing:“yitiandeshijianturanxiaoshile?”

“集体自愈?”

lujianqiudiandiantou:“meicuo!”

“houlaiwomenjixudiaocha,yemeiyouzhaodaoyuanyin。”

“shichengzuzhouyechenglejiashenzhiluandediyiqixuanan。”

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suiranbeifengjindexuanan,dandangniandedongjingtaidale,xuduorendoujingliguo。

kandaodangnianshichengdeyiliaoxitongyijijingshuxitongdeliangweilingdaochuxian,zhibojianzaidurenaoqilai。

“wangjuzhangshuodemeicuo,wojidedangshiwomenquanjiadouganranle,erqiegenbenmeiyoujiuzhideyiliaotiaojian,wodangshiyiweiwosidingle,danmeixiangdaoyijuexinglai,shenshangdeguiyanzuzhoujiuxiaoshile,erqiebuzhishiwo,womenquanjia,zhengdonglou,zhenggexiaoqudeganranzhedoumomingqimiaodeziyule,qianyitianhaishimiedingzhizai,diertianyiqieruchang,haoxianggenbenmeiyoufashengguoyiyang!”

“duiduidui,wodangnianjiutangzaishichengzhongyiyuandezhongzhengjianhushi,neihuiyishenghushidouzaiku,wodoujuedewohuobuguodiertianle,zuihoubiyandeshihouwohaikandaoleqianbanshengdeluxiang,benyiweizhenquyanwangdianle,danmeixiangdaodiertianyizhengyan,quekandaoyigexiaohushibaozhewodegeboyibiankuyibianxiao,worendoushale,rujinshinianguoqule,neigexiaohushiyijingjiwoshenglelianggewale!”

“loushangshuixingmei?yaobuyaowocixingni!”

“xianzaikanlai,kenengzhenruwangjuzhangsuoshuo,shichengfudamingda,ruguodangnianmeiyouduguoneiyinan,kongpashichengjintianyinggaiyebuzaile。”

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“lulaodi.....”

“budui,xianzaiyinggaijiaoluzuzhangle!”

weizhangmingheheyixiao:“maomeidewenyiju。”

“nandaoshinianguoqule,longzuhaimeiyoudiaochachudangnianshichengzuzhoudeyuanyouma?”

“wojinnianliushiwule,xianzaihaijingchangzuomeng,mengdaodangniandechangjing。”

“shuoshihua,woshizhenxiangzhidaodangnianjihuganranlebangechengdeguiyanzuzhoushizenmeturanxiaoshide。”

“buranwobainianzhihou,daoleyincaodifu,kongpameiyoubanfaxiangdangnianyincisangmingdelianggexiongdijiaodaia,haha!”

suiranweizhangmingxiaoshenghenda,danlujianqiuhaishitingchutadebugan,weiweitanleyikouqi,kuxiaoyisheng:“rangweijuzhangshiwangle。”

“queshishihaowuxiansuo。”

weizhangmingyijing:“a?”

“zhenshishayebuzhidaoa?”

“哎哟!”

wanganminquedao:“buduiba,luzuzhang。”

“dangniannimenkeshicongwoneiliyaoleyangben,jihuizongbudiaochade。”

“houlaiyemeitingdaonimengongbudiaochajieguo。”

“nanbuchengyemeifenxichuyigejieguo?”

lujianqiuyoushikuxiaoyisheng:“shia。”

wanganminluchuzhenjingzhise:“a?”

“longzudekeshiyouguoneizuizhumingdezhuanjiatuandui,shebeiyiqiyeshiguoneizuixianjinde。”

“zenmehuihaowujieguo?”

weizhangmingdingzhelujianqiudao:“luzuzhang,nikebiemengwo!”

“suiranwomeiyouzailongzugongzuoguo,dannimendeguijuwohaishiqingchude。”

“zhongdaanjiandediaochaqixianweishinian!”

“chaoguoshinian,jibianshimeiyoudiaochaqingchu,yexuyaoxianggongzhonggongbudiaochajieguo!”

“rujinjulijiashenzhiluannianzhenghaoshinian,nijiumeiyoubiyaozangzheyezheleba?”

lujianqiuzhengsedao:“dangranbuhui!”

“shijishangneifenyangbendepuchajieguodequeshichulaile。”

“bingrendexueyezhonghanyouyizhongcongweifaxianguodeqiguaidewuzhi。”

“qishiyebunengshuoshiwuzhi,zhunquedeshuoshijieyushengminghewuzhizhijiandeyizhongdongxi。”

“buguohoulaizhuanjiatuanduizaishenrufenxideshihou,quefaxiansuoyouyangbenqiguaiwuzhiquanbuxiaoshile。”

wanganminyileng:“neishi....dibatian?”

lujianqiudiandiantou:“meicuo!”

wanganminjingyadao:“zongbujulishichengshangqiangongli。”

“meixiangdaoruciyuandejuli,suoyoudezhimingwuzhijurannengzaitongyishikesiwang!”

“当真匪夷所思!”

lujianqiudiandiantou:“buguogenjuzhuanjiatuanduiguancebaogao,zheizhongwuzhisihukeyirangrentixibaoyongsheng。”

weizhangmingdiandiantou:“rangrentixibaoyongsheng?”

“zheishishenmeyisia?”

wanganminquexiangshibuzhuodaolezhongyaodexinxiyiyang,jingyouxiejiqiedao:“rangrenxibaoyongsheng?”

“你没开玩笑吧?”

lujianqiudiandiantou:“zheizhongchanghe,wohainenggenerlaokaiwanxiaoma.....”

wanganminyaoyaotou:“zheizenmekeneng。”

“rentixibaodefenliedejixianshizaiwushicizuoyou。”

“erqiebuguangshirenlei,suoyoushengwuxibaodouyoufenliejixian。”

“nibuzhishizaigenwokaiwanxiao,erqiehaishizaigenkexuekaiwanxiao!”

lujianqiuquezhengsedao:“wangjuzhang,wokezhenbushikaiwanxiao!”

“genjuyanjiubaogao,zheizhongwuzhijinrurentihou,shouhuiherentixibaoronghe,ranhouzhengchangxibaojiukaishijiasufenlie!”

“huizaijitiandeshijianneitupoxibaofenliejixian。。”

“suoyideleguiyanzuzhoudehuanzhe,quanshenshangxiadouhuizhangmangeda。”

“neijiushixibaodezengshengdaozhide!”

wanganmindaoxiyikouliangqi:“a?”

“居然有这种事!”

weizhangmingquesihumeiyoutingmingbai,bujiedao:“zhaonizheimeshuo,neirendeleguiyanzuzhoujiuhuiyongshengle?”

“neiweishenmehuisiwanga?”

lujianqiuxinyouyujidao:“weijushuodemeicuo,deleguiyanzuzhouderenqishimouzhongyiyishangjiushibianchengyongshengren!”

“dankexizheizhongxibaofenliesudutaikuaile!”

“bingqieweileweichizheizhonggaosufenlie,tamenhuixishourentineisuoyouyingyang。”

“xiangxiangyixia,ruguorangnijiangyibeizichidiaodeshiwu,zaiyitianzhineichiwan,nihuizenmeyang?”

weizhangmingyilianguaiyi:“zheibushikaiwanxiaoma,dangranhuichengsile!”

lujianqiudiandiantou:“meicuo。”

“的确会撑死。”

“suoyi,deleguiyanzuzhouderenqishidoushieside!”

“jibianshitamenfengkuangdejinshi,danyeyuanyuanbugouxibaofenliexuyaonengliang。”

“suiranxibaohuiyongsheng,danzheizhongyongshengquezhihuijiangrenbianchengjixingdeguaiwu,bingqiehuizaiyizhouhoubeichouganyangfenersiwang!”

weizhangmingdaoxiyikouliangqi:“zheimekepa?”

shuowan,youmengpaidatuidao:“womingbaile!”

xianruchensidewanganminbeiheleyitiao,buyuedao:“yibanianjile,zenmehaiyijingyizhade。”

weizhangmingmanlianjidong:“guaibudedangnianneixiedeleguiyanzuzhouderenhuixijichaoshi,fandian,shenzhiweigongcaishichang!”

“yuanlaitamenshiquzhaoshiwua?”

lujianqiudiandiantou:“meicuo。”

“xingkuidangnianneizhongqiguaidewuzhituranxiaoshi。”

“buranshichengbuzhidaoyaochuxianduoshaoguaiwu!“

weizhangmingliansedouranyichen:“mayo,wodangshikemeiyouxiangdaozheiyiceng。”

“haiyiweizhishitamenjingshenchulewenti。”

“nizheimeyishuo,wolenghandouxialaile。”

wanganminchenyinpianke,hurankanxianglujianqiu:“jiuzheixiele?”

lujianqiudiandiantou:“muqianlongzuzhangwodexinxizhiyouzheimeduo。”

wanganminpiepiezui:“bushiba?”

“zheimedazhangqigude,ganqingjiugongbuzheiyidianxinxi?”

“nibupaguanzhongmani?”

lujianqiukuxiaozheyaoyaotou:“payedegongbua。”

“buguohaozaizhangxuanzaizheilijiwomenliuledangniandexiansuo。”

“huoxuhuiyouxindefaxian。”

shuozhehuitoukanleyiyanshenhoudemishu:“quwenwenshenduizhang,zhaodaolemeiyou。”

weizhangmingmeitouyitiao:“zhangxuan?”

“dangnianshizongdeneiwei?”

“womeijianguotalaiguoshichenga。”

“他能知道吗?”

lujianqiusongsongjian:“tazailuxianglishizheimeshuode。”

“erqiehaishuoyoujiashenyihuoxuyaowomenchuli。”

“试一试吧。”

weizhangmingqueshitankouqi:“neiluxiangwoyekandaole。”

“buguo,woduiluxiangdezhenshixingbaochihuaiyitaidu。”

“longzu,jingshu,weishengbu,haiyoushichengsuoyouzhuyaobumen,doumeiyouzhaodaorenhexiansuo。”

“tameiyourenhebumenpeihe,zenmekenengdiaochaqingchu?”

“zhiyuyihuo,jiugengbieshuole,xianzaideshichengkeshianwendehenna!”

“老王,你说呢?”

wanganminyeyaoyaotou:“wohenidekanfayiyang。”

陆剑秋沉默不语。

piankezhihou,liangdaobulvcongcongderenyingzoulai。

mishuchongzhelujianqiudao:“zuzhang,shenduizhanglaile。”

lujianqiumengranzhuanguotou,dingzheneishenchuanjiakeheishourenyingdao:“zenmeyangle?”

“有发现没?”

shenjianyaoyaotou:“worangshouxiadedixiongyijijingshudetongzhiduigongyuanneijinxingditanshisoucha。”

“suiranmuqianhaimeiyouxiansuo,danwanshangyinggaijiuyoudaanle。”

lujianqiumeitouzhouqi:“wanshang?”

“xianzaicaishangwujiudian!”

shenjiandiandiantou:“tianmingshangongyuanliangbaiduomu,jiaojiaoluoluo,kengkengwawadouyaopaicha。”

“这需要时间。”

lujianqiuzaiduchenmoqilai。

yipangdeweizhangmingkanchulelujianqiufanmen,bianchongzheshenjiandao:“xiaoshena。”

“niqulianxihanshuzhang,rangtajinizengyuan。”

“choudiaoganjing,xiaofangdui,yijibianwairenyuan,haiyouzhiyuanzhe。”

“zheiyangxiaolvhuidadajiakuai!”

lujianqiudiandiantou:“zheigezhuyibucuo。”

“buguoshibushitaimafanle?”

weizhangmingbaibaishou:“youshenmemafande。”

“yaoshixiaohanbutongyi,woqinzijitadadianhua。”

“zheixiaozidangnianshiwoshoubashoujiaochulaide,tabuganbujiwodemianzi!”

lujianqiuluchuxiaorong:“neijiuxiexieweijuzhangle。”

weizhangmingbaibaishou:“nalidehua。”

“yejiushiwotuile,burannilaizhiqianwojiujilaodinianpaihaole!”

shenjiannachushouji:“wozheijiujihanshuzhangdadianhua。”

danluniannianquezouleguolai,youyoudao:“bielangfeijinglile。”

“anzhaonimenzheizhongwunaozhaofa。”

“jiushibatianmingshangongyuanfanguolai,yebujiandenengzhaodao。”

“还是省省吧。”

第四章

weizhangmingjingyadedaliangzheluniannian:“yi,zheiyatoushuohuazenmezheimeqirenni?”

tagangshuowan,quejianluniannianshenshouniezhelujianqiudejianbang,chongzhetaxiaodao:“weibobohao。”

“王伯伯好。”

weizhangmingyilianhuiguoshenlai:“zheiyatoushiniguinvba?”

lujianqiudiandiantou:“rangliangweijianxiaole。”

shuobachongzhelunianniandao:“niannian,nifangsile。”

“zaidaoluanwolikerangnimajienihuiqu。”

“shuohuayebukanchanghe!”

luniannianpiepiezui:“jiuzhidaonihuizheiyang。”

“老顽固!”

lujianqiuqishenjiuyaofazuo:“ni....”

weizhangmingjimangqishenlanzhu:“wodaoshijuedeniannianzheiyatoutinghao。”

“danzida,naomenda。”

“yikanjiushicongminghaizi。”

luniannianfanlefanbaiyan:“wojiudangninshikuawode。”

weizhangmingxiaodao:“jiranniannianshuowomenshilangfeiliqi。”

“neijiurangshuoshuokan,womenzenmejiulangfeiliqile?”

“jiudangtingtingnianqingrendexiangfale。”

jianlujianqiumeiyoufandui,luniannianqingqingsangzidao:“nimenlianzhangxuangegeliuxiashenmedongxi,doubuzhidao,qingwenyouzenmenengzhaodaoni?”

lujianqiukanxiangta:“nizhidaozhangxuanliuxiadedaanshishenme?”

weizhangmingjirenyilianqidaidekanxiangluniannian。

danquejianluniannianyaoyaotou:“woyaoshizhidao,zaojiugaosunimenle。”

weizhangmingyileng:“yuanlainizheiyatouzaichuiniua。”

“算了,算了。”

“xiaohaizidezuiguoranmeiyoubamen。”

shenjianyedao:“niannian,biedaoluanle。”

luniannianqueshihengleyisheng,congbaolinachuyijuanditu,yi**zuodaolujianqiupangbian,jiangditutankai:“zhangxuangegejiranrangwomenlaizheilizhaotaliuxiadedaan,neiyidinghuiliuzaiyigewomenkeyiqingyizhaodaodedifang!”

几人有点懵。

weizhangmingnaonaotou:“nizheiyatou,zheijuhuashuodedaoshiyoujifendaoli。”

“buguoninajingqudituzuoshenme?”

lunianniankanletayiyan:“dangranshizhaozhangxuangegeliuxiadedaana!”