第2章 我爸爸是盖世英雄!

“xiaozazhong,juranhaigantoushoujibaojing!**shixiangzhaosia!”

lianggebiaoxingdahan,zharanhuiwukandaoxiaonvhaizhengshensejingkongdinazheshoujizaidishengxiyu,dunshiborandanu,mengdichongguolaiyibaqiangduoguoshouji。

“砰!”

lingyirenmengditaiqitui,biaoqingzhengningxionghen,rutipiqiubanhenhenchuaixiangxiaonvhai。

xiaoguaidunshibeitidefeileqilai,biaoqingtongchudizhuangjizaiqiangbishang。

neiyijiaochuaichudejuli,jingrangtaruoxiaodeshenqu,zuzuguazaiqiangbishangqibamiaozhong,fangcaicongqiangshanghuanluoxialai。

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“wu……haotong,xiaoguaimeiyoubaojing,nimenbiedaxiaoguaile,xiaoguaibugan,zaiyebuganle……”

xiaoguaitongdeganjueduzilifangfozuanjinleyitiaodamangshe,zaibutingtunshitadeduzi,taliandanniuquchengyituan,tongdeyigezidoumeiliqishuo。

dantahaipazijibujieshi,youyaoaida,bianyouxuruozhijidiaiqiuqilai。

wangzheyanqianneilianggeshuoyaodaizijiqujianbabadeshushu,xiaoguaizaiyewufacongtamendelianshang,kanchuyuanxianduizijidewenrouyuxihuan,zhiyouzhengningyubaonu。

taneiyishuangyoudayoupiaoliangdeyanjing,cishiandandemeiyouyisilingguang,chongmanlekongju、buan、juewang、wuzhudeqingxu……

“啪!”

neidahanchuailexiaoguaiyijiaohou,haibugandaojieqi,youchongleguolai,yibajiangxiaoguaicongdishangtileqilai,suihoutaiqiputuanbandadeshouzhang,zaixiaoguaidelianshanghenhenchoulejigeerguang!

lingyiweiliandaidaobadedahan,zenazheshouji,lianseyinchendichakanqiganggangdetonghuajilu。

kanqingchudianhuahaomahou,tazuijiaohurangouqiyimoguiyidelengxiaolai。

“biedale,dengxiazhenjidasile,tayishenlingjiandejiaqiankeyaodadazhekoule!”

balianzhuanghantaiqitoulai,zhoumeiduitonghuohechidao。

tonghuodahanwenyan,huitouyubalianzhuanghanduishileyiyan,suihouyanshenyefanqiyouguang,jiumengdisongshou,jiangxiaoguaidiulexialai。

“砰!”

xiaoguaizhongzhongdishuaizaidishang,queyijingtongdemeizhijuele。

tarutongsileyibanpazaidishang,zhengzheyishuangwushenanrandedayanjing,wangzhetianhuaban,buzhidaozijiweishenmeyaozaoshouzheiyangdezhemo。

yitanyinhongdexue,zhujianxuanranhonglexiaoguaishenxiadedimian……

“xiaozazhong,shuo!niganggangjisheidadianhuade?”

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yigukongjuzaiciyongshangxintou,xiaoguaishayazheshengyinkaikoudao:“ji……womamadadedianhua,worangtaganjinjishushumensongqian……”

“xiaodongxi,pianrenkebushihaohaizia!”

balianzhuanghanlengxiaodao:“ruguonibushijinimamadadianhuadehua,neidengxiayaoshiyousheilaijiuni,heihei……shushukejiudangzhenidemian,batashale!”

xiaoguaiwenyanyijing,xintiaokuaidejihuyaobengchusangziyanlai。

tazaizheilianggehuairenshoushangchijinlekutou,erganggangtayoumeigenbabashuoqingchu,yaoshibabajiumaoranhuilaijiuta,huibuhuifashengyiwai?

zheiyixia,xiaoguaihouhuiganggangjibabadadianhuale。

“wozaijiniyicijihui,shuo,nishijisheidadedianhua!”

balianzhuanghanliansedouranyibian,chenshenghewendao。

xiaoguaibijingzhishigewusuidadehaizi,nashouguozheibanduidai?cubujifangzhixia,jiuzheledao,yixiashuochubabalianggezi。

huayichukou,tajiuzhidaoshuolouzuile,limaaiqiudao:“shushu……shushuqiunimenbieshawobaba,wobabatabuhuibaojingde……”

“hehe,zhenshihaohaizia!”

baliandahantingdaoxiaoguaidehua,jingmeiyoushengqi,hehexiaodao:“jiranshijinibaneidatoubingdadedianhua,xianglaineizhongerlengzi,yinggaibuhuixuanzebaojing,zhihuizijiyigerenshalenglengguolaisongsi,xing,neishushuyekeyiraotayiming……”

xiaoguaitingdaobaliandahanduitachongbaiwubidebabadeqingmiepingjia,dunshigubushangxinzhongdekongju,dashengfanbodao:“wobabatacaibushierlengzi,wobabashigaishiyingxiong,shibaojiaweiguodedayingxiong!”

“呵呵……”

tingdaoxiaoguaidedashengfanbo,baliandahanluchuwanweiercanrendexiaoronglai。

“xingxingxing……nibabashigaishidayingxiong,neiwodengxiajiusanquandadaotaba,buyongyiquanle。”

shuozhe,balianzhuanghanbiancongkoudailiquchuyizhizhuangyoutoumingyetidezhusheqi,ranhouanzhuxiaoguaidexiaogebo,zhaochuxueguanjitazhusheleqilai。

xiaoguaimeiyouzaiyizheixie,tahenshifennu,wanruyizhifafengdexiaocibaoban,dashengjiaorangdao:“wobabacaibuhuibeinisanquandadao,wobabahenlihaide,tayiquanjiunengda……a!!!”

xiaoguaizhanghonglexiaolian,zhengdashengfanbobalianzhuanghandebudangyanci,danhuameishuowan,quehuranfachuyishengqicandejiaoshenglai。

zheishiyiguzuanxindetong,fangfoshichelanchangzidetong,youneierwaidejutong!

yuanbenyiweizijizaoyitongdaoshiquzhijueledexiaoguai,zheiyike,tacaimingbai,shenmecaijiaozhenzhengdetongku!

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zheiyangdehua,shuizhele,tajiubuhuizaiyoutongkule……

“wobaba……shigaishiyingxiong……wobabayiquan……nengdadaonimenzheixiehuairende……”

xiaoguaiyanshenkongdong,zuilibuduanfachuwuyishidininansheng,rengyaoweizijichongbaidefuqinzhengbianzhe。

biaoxingdahanchixiaoyisheng,zhanqishenlai,buxiedao:“zheixiaodongxihaizhengoujueqianga,haishenmegaishiyingxiong,mashangjiushigetaobingle,laozidengtahuilai,yiquandasitadoumeishi!”

“hehe,renwuwanchengle,womenyekeyicheleba?”

lingyiweidahantingzhexiaonvhaidewuyishininan,yanshenyouxiefuza,kaikoudao。

“jishenme?!”baliandahanchixiaoyisheng,dao:“nihaizhenpataneigetaobingbaba?wokexianggentashishishou,kanwonengbunengyiquandasita!”

“轰轰轰!!”

疤脸壮汉话音刚落。

wuwaihuranchuanlaiyizhenjingtiandongdidehongmingsheng,wanrufashengleyichangdadizhen,lianfangzidouzhanlejizhan……

“zenmehuishi?dizhenle?”

liangrenhuxiangduishiyiyan,shenseningzhong,douganjueyouxiebumiao。

“砰!”

liangrengangshensejingtidichouchubangzaidatuishangdebishou,jiutingdaoyishengjuliehongmingsheng,suihoufangmenbeijipo,liangmingshenchuanmicaizhanfu,wozhechongfengqiangdeshibingshoudangqichongchuanglejinlai。

“砰!砰!”

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“当啷!”

“砰!”

shoujinjiaojintongshibeishezhong,lianggebiaohandejiefei,dunshiwobujinshoushangdebishou,jingzhiluodi,zhenggerenyeshizushuaidaozaidi!

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tongshi,shangbaidianxiweidehongguangziyuankongjisheerlai,zuihouzaitamendemeixin、yanhou、xinzangdengweizhitingdunlexialai。

这是狙击枪!

‘至于吗?!’

‘bujiubangjialeyigexiaonvhaima,zhiyurangzhenggejiangnanzhanqujihudouchudongle?’

lianggebiaohankuangfangdebangfei,kandaozheiyangdadonggangedechangmian,quandouyizhendaizhi,xinzhongjiqiwuyudikuanghudao。

erhou,neiliangmingchiqiangchongjinlaidezhanshi,zaiquebaotamenyijingshiquzhandoulihou,youxunsuguolaijiangtamenkunbangzhu,ranhouyoushiyidaqunzhanshifengyongerru,huochongruchufang、weishengjiandengfangjian,huochongshangerlou、sanlou,huochongxiangdixiashi……

duijiangjiyishixianggebuting。

“baogao,liangmingbangfeiyizhifu!”

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“xiaogongzhu,nimeishiba?!”

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“bieluanlai,tamenyaojiaojiyeshuaizijilaishoushide!”

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“xiaogongzhu,duibuqi,womenlaiwanle……”

tayuqimanshikuijiuyuzizedishuodao。

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yanqianzheizhanglian,shierqingxi,shiermohu,suihouyouyutajizaixinzhongdefuqinxiangpian,rongweiyiti。

“爸爸……”

xiaoguaisizaiyeganshoubudaoyisitongkule,manshixuewudeliandanshang,luchuganjingertianmeidexiaorong,dao:“xiaoguaijiuzhidaobabashigaishidayingxiong,yidingnenghuilaidadaohuaidan,jiuxiaxiaoguaide……”

zheiweiqingnianjiangguanwenyan,shensedongrong,zuichunrudonglejixia,zhengyaojieshiyixia……

ranhou,tajiukandaoxiaoguaidebizishang,huranliuchuliangdaoheisedexueyelai!