第2章
danqiguaideshi，wojingrankanbutouzheisixuesejiujingshishenmeyangdeyinguo。
guoranmeileweibanenglidadazhekou，haishideduoduojizangongdecaixing。
yuanshenhaochilanzuo，chuleduifuhuoxiaoshenbiandexiaonvshengjiji，qitashihoulandeyaosi。
shenshangbeilebushaodeyinguo，yihoupashikendinghuiyingxiangwozhaoweiba！
buguo，zheijushentijinniangangmanshibasui。
zhenghaogangshangdayi，gaishangkedeshihouhaishiyaoqushangkede。
danyoujuhuajiaoyuanjialuzhai。
wogangdaoxuexiaomenkou，jiukandaowoneituilehundeqianweihunfu，huzheyimiaolingnvzicongcheshangzoulexialai。
“nigangshoulefenghan，haishizaixiuxiliangtianba！”
huoxiaoyanliderouqingdoukuaiyaodishuile，yidianyemeiyouzaiwojiashideneigelengkuwuqingdeyangzi。
“womeishi，bingzaojiuhaole，zaibulaishangkewoyaoguakele。”
shaonvrouruodekaozaihuoxiaohuaili，shuiwangwangdeyanlizhinengkandaota。
zheishaonvjiushihuoxiaofeiyaogenwotuihundeyuanyin，tayizhixiangquxinxinnianniandebaiyueguangsunqianqian。
liangrenhenzaojiurenshile，zhishineishihouhuoxiaomeiyouzaihuojiazhanwenjiaogen，zhinengduiwoxuyuweishe。
xianzaiyijiaochuailewo，ziranlikebabaiyueguangbaidaolemingmianshang。
“wokansheigan！”huoxiaodangxiazhouqimeitou，“haishihuiquzaixiuxiliangtianba！woquzhaonimendaoshi！”
“啧啧啧！”
worenbuzhuzaipangbianzashe，yilianjingqidekanzhesunqianqian，“zhenhuipianrenya！”
huoxiaotingdaowodeshengyin，likebasunqianqianhuzaishenhou：“susangsang！nixiangganshenme！”
worenbuzhufanlegebaiyan：“wonengganshenme？womenbushiyijingtuihunlema？”
zuihouwokanleyiyansunqianqian，xiangzhexuexiaolizouqu，weiweiyixiao
gounanren，younilaiqiuwodeshihou。
“sangsang！”sunqianqianhenkuaizhuileshanglai，yilianqianyidekanzhewo，“shiwoduibuqini，nibieguaixiaogege，womenzhishitaixiangzaiyiqile！”
sunqianqianxuanranyuqidezidaoziyanleyifan，ranhoushunshixiangdishangyidao，quefaxianwozhanzaiyuandiyidongmeidong。
kongqiguiyideanjinglesanmiaozhong，xiangqilehuoxiaodeyishengbaohe：“susangsang！”
tafeikuaidecongmenwaichonglejinlai，yibabasunqianqianlouruhuaizhong：“yaotuihundeshiwo！niyoushenmebumanchongzhewolai！qianqianshiwugude！”
huoxiaochongzhewodahanyitong，zhuanerjinzhangdedelouzhesunqianqian，qingshengxiyu：“qianqian！nimeishiba！wodainiqukanyisheng！”
“huoxiao。”wopingjingdehanletayisheng。
“ganshenme！womeigongfutingnijieshi！woqinyankandaonibaqianqiantuidaode！”huoxiaochongwonuhou。
“suiranwobuzhidaonizheimechun，shizenmedangshanghuojiajichengrende。”wozhilezhipangbianzhengduizhewomendedianxiangan，“danshizheiliyoujiankong，burannihaohaokankanwoyoumeiyoupengnidexinganbaobeiyigenweiba。”
kongqiyishunjianjijing，sunqianqiandelianshangyouyishunjianniuqu，talianmangduizhehuoxiaochuileyikouqi。
huoxiaoyandideyihuoshunjianxiaoshi，yanedekanlewoyiyan：“wonengbuzhidaonishishenmeyangderenma？zisizida！nilianqianqiandeyigenshouzhidoubibushang！”
bushengqibushengqi，shengqirongyizhangzhouwen。
wobaochizhexiaorong：“huoxiao，jiuweiniganggangneijuhua，wojuedingle，dangniqiuwodeneitian，500wan，shaoyifennijiuziqiuduofuba！”
“shenjingbing！woyongyuanbuhuiyouqiunideyitian！”huoxiaobaozhesunqianqianzhijiezhuanshenzoule。
sunqianqianpazaihuoxiaodejianbang，duiwoluchuleyigedeyiyangyangdebiaoqing。
dajiadoushihuli，dannigenwowanzheitao，zheiwojiubushihengaoxingle。
wozhuanshenzoujinlebaoanshi，duizhezhengzaijiankongqianmiantoulandebaoandashuzhaleyixiayanjing：“rangwokanyiyanjiankong。”
baoandashuanjingdezuodaoyibianwanqishouji，woshunlidebasunqianqianganggangzidaoziyandeyimukaobeidaoleshoujili。
zhijiebazheiduangaoqingshipinfadaohuoxiaodeshoujishang，wodaoyaokankantagaizenmeshuo。
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buguodangwuzhijishixiangbanfajiejuesujiadeshiqing。
jiehesusangsangdejiyi，wohenkuaijiuxiangdaoleleijigongdedebanfa！
那就是直播算命！
wodeweibahehuxinbuzhidaobeifengyinzaishenmedifang，danwozheishuangyanjinghaizai。
kanchuanyinguodebenshihaizai，tongguoxianzaifadadezhibo，wokeyibangrensuanmingjieyou。
zheiyangyekeyizengjiawozijidelingli，fangbianwoganyingdaoweibahehuxindeweizhi。
wocongcangkulibachuluohuilede**zhiboshebei，zhishizhei【huojiashaofuren】dezhanghaomingshushiyouxielayanjing。
wotijiaolegaimingshenqing，danshishenhexuyaoqitiancainengchenggong。
wozhinengdingzhe【huojiashaofuren】zheigezhanghaoming，dandingdeshangleyigefudai。
shenmodarenjinruzhibojian。
【wuwu，denglebannianle，zhongyudengdaowojiashaofurenshangxianle！】
【meixiangdaobannianmeijian，wojiashaofurenhaishizheimemeiyanbukefangwu！】
woyanjiuleyixiazheigezhibo，geweishudefensizhixianshiyigerenzaixian，jiuyigerenjiao【shenmodaren】defensiyizhizaishuohua。
sujiaxiaomeijiaomanrenxing，xinhenshoulashigelianainao，danmeiyourenshuotanankande。
xuebaidepifu，biaozhundeguazilian，wanwandeliuyemei。
haiyouyishuangshangyangdehuliyan，peishangtaneijingzhixiaoqiaodebizihezuiba，shiyifuyanlizhijidezhangxiang。
suoyi，susangsangcaihuijuedepingjiezijidezhangxiang，yidingpeideshanghuojiashaofurenzheigeweizhi。
quebuzhidao，duiyuyijiazhumulaishuo，youxiedongxiyuanbimeimaogengjiazhongyao。
susangsanghuigaozhibo，yinweisunqianqianzaizhibojieyesuanshigeyoubushaofensidexiaozhubo。
buguansusangsangzenmeduifuhuoxiaoshenbiandenvren，tayanpidoumeiyoutaiyixia。
danweidubuzhunsusangsangduifusunqianqian，shenzhilianchuxianzaitamianqiandoubukeyi。
suoyisusangsangcaihuipinlemingdexiangyaoshengguosunqianqian。
zuikaishitapingjiezhexiaozhangbahudexinggehemeimaoxiyinlebushaoyanfen，bushaoxinggeqitedenanfenxihuantingtazaizhibojianmaren。
danhuoxiaoshuotabuxihuanzheiyang，susangsangerhuabushuoguanlezhibojian。
buguosuizhezhangshijianbudenglu，zheixieqitedefensiyezhujianlikai，gujimeiquxiaoguanzhudeyeshiwangjitadecunzaile。
jiezhewobazhibojiandeshuxingcongyanzhizhubo，gaichenglesuanmingzhubo。
shenmodarensongchushigehuojian！
shenmodarensongchushigehuojian！
shenmodarensongchushigehaohuayouting！
【baobei！mawoba！kuaixiangyiqianneiyangmawoba！】
zhongjinzaxiaqu，wodezhibojianshunjianjiubeituidaoleshouye，danwolianseyibian，shoumangjiaoluandeguanshangledashanggongneng。
chadianwanglezheigele，rouyankejiandejinseguangmangshanguo，woshenshangdejiasuoyouzhongleyixie。
wojiuxiangzhenenggoubangrensuansuanming，zhengdiangongde，bangsujiadangjie。
danshiyidandezheizhongwugenjudeshouru，yinguoxunhuan，zaowandehailezheiguo！
zheiyanghenianheyuewocainengzhenggougongde！chedihuifu！