第1章

heibaiwuchangzhanzaiwomianqian,quanlewobantian:「meizi,nishuofeiyaojiabandaobanyeshierdian,napanishiyidiancusiyexinga,huozhenichuanyishenbaiyexing,niweishayaochuanhongqunzi?」

wokudeshangqibujiexiaqi,「neiwojiumeiyoutoutaidequanlile?」

tamenhenweinan,「anguidinglaishuo,nizidongbianchengliguile,kenengyaokunzaisidedifangpiaodanghenjiu。」

「woshigeguer,meirenbaiji,nimenneipoguidingyoubawokunzaibangonglouli,woeduzizenmeban?」wohaishihenweiqu,zuoweichihuo,woxianggankuaitoutaiquxiangshoumeishi。

heibaiwuchangzhazhayan,「meizinifahuizhuguannengdongxing,zijixiangxiangbanfa……」

jiuzheiyang,wojiujialegeban,jiuchengleligui,beikunzailezheizuodalouli。

wobaitianduozaiyinandejiaoluo,wanshangzaidenghuotongmingdedalouliyoudang,kanzheyigegehulianwanggongsideshechumenqianfuhoujixiangyaobuwohouchen。

meirenjiwogongxianghuo,wokanzhetamenzhuoshangdemalaguobashupianguofu,chankule。

youqishishiercengdegongsi,jiyuangongbeilehaoduolingshireyin,chulekafeinaicha,haiyouhongdouyimitanghe。

wozuixihuanhongdouyimitang。

tamenzuiwanqidianjiuxiaban,zhiyoulaobanyigerenjingchangjiaban。

wodaolewanshangqidianjiupiaodaoshierceng,wenzhehongdouyimitangdexiangwei,kanzhetamenzongcaijiaban。

tamenzongcaijiaoxueyuan,hennianqing,ershiqibasuideyangzi,zhangdehaihenshuai,jiushimeitianbugouyanxiao,doushuotashimiantan。

danwoxihuanta,yinweitayeaihehongdoutang,tahedeshihou,wowenwenweikeyijiechan。

youyitianwozhanzaitashenhou,biankantajiaban,bianwenhongdoutang,guoyuchimi,xiliuleyisheng,shuoleju:「ahaoxiang!」

tamengranhuiguotou,tiaoletiaomei。

helewoyitiao,bennengdidunxiashen,bazijizangqilai。

ranhouwoxiangqilai,woshigegui,yinchayangcuoxialai,haishigezhandoulichaoqiangdeligui。

wobuyongpata,suirantadeliansehenleng,kanzhehenbuhaoredeyangzi。

woyouzhanzhanjingjingzhanqilai,xiaoshengdunang:「nishaohehuwo,woyaobugaoxinglexianzaijiunengyaoniming。」

wokanjiantayoutiaoletiaomei,zuijiaohaoxianghaiqiaoleyixia,qubahongdoutangshengman,fangzaishoubian,xiangweipiaodaokongzhong,rangwoquanxilequ。

congshizhizhong,tazaimeiyouheyikou。

wanshangxiabanshi,tahaibazhuhongdoutangdeguo,shezhilebaowencaizou。

wogaoxinghuaile,zheijiuyiweizhewonengwenyiwanshang。

wojuedingzaishiercengdingju。

diertianshangbanshi,xiangnahongdoutangdangzaocandeyuangongqiguaidizhoumei,「zheitangshibushishuifangtaiduole,zenmemeiyidianweidaoa?」

wohenbuhaoyisi,genjuwodejingyan,fanshibeiguixiguodeshiwu,jibendouhuishiquweidao。

guoleyihuier,xueyuanlaile,changlekouhongdoutang,buzhixiangqileshenme,turanxiaoleyixia,batayuangongheyitiao。

没人见他笑过。

xueyuanjiaodazadeayiyouzhuleliangguo,yuangongheyiguo,lingyiguotaduanhuilebangongshi,yebuhe,jiufangzhe。

全便宜了我。

zuoweiyigemeirenbaijideligui,woganjitiling,yaobushiwufalikaidalou,wozhenxianggentahuijia。

neitianzhihou,xueyuanjiabanjiadegenglihai,jingchangyaoayizhuxietangjitawenzhedangxiaoye,youzhutihuangdoutang、fanqieniunantang、xianyutang、mogutang……

tachidejishao,dabufendoubeiwoxizoulexiangwei。

xingkuiwoshigui,buranzheimeyiguoyiguodichixialai,woxianzaizenmeyedepanggeershijin。

danshihenkuai,zheixietang,wojiuwufaduzhanle。

ayideshouyishizaitaihao,budaobangeyue,jiuxiyinlailehaojigefujinyoudangdeguhunyegui,lvzheyanjingpiaojinledalou。

xianzaizheizuodalouliqimayouwuliuzhigui。

rangwoxiangqileyibulaogangpian:《officeyougui》。

zuixianjinlaideshiyigelaotou,beizheshoupiaoguolai,「xiaoni,zheitangniyirenhedewanbu?」

tadetoushiwaide,zixikan,bozishangyouyidaoxianfengqilaideshangkou,waizhegenaodaichouwo,dazheguanqiang:「wobinidahaojilun,xiaoni,ansuishunigaijiaowoyeye,kongrongranglinizhidaobu……」

gandawochidedezhuyi,woerhuameishuo,zhijiechaotazileziya。

woshibanyeshierdianyishenhongside,yibanguibangyiqidoumeiyouwoxiongli。

laotouheyitiao,wanghouyitui,「wojiuwenwen,wenwen,dajiebiedongqi。」

wogengqile,「wocaiershier!」

woyouxileyikouniunantangdexiangqi,benlaixiangbalaotouganzoude,kekankantafalvdeyanjing,hefaqingdelianse,gennanminside,woxinruanle,「duojiumeixizheshile?」

laotoubudaguanqiangle,kusangzhelian,「yinianle,ersundouzaiguowai,fengnianguojiejiuzaiwangshangbaiji,jipindaoshitingduo,kewoyoubunengquwangxianlichiqu。」

wodongleceyinzhixin,tengkaigeweizhi,「jinixijikouba。」

woyoubufangxin,「jiujikoue,wohaimeixigouni!」

laotouganjinchongshanglai,dakoudakoudixizheniunantang,shensejidongdeyaokuchulai。

woxianglexiang,xinruandemaobingyoufanle,「daye,yihoumeitiannikeyilaixiyihuier。」

laotouganjitiling,zhikuawoshigehaoxiaonier。

shenbianchuanlaiyishengdixiaosheng。

wochayididitoukan,xueyuandingzhediannao,biankanbianxiao。

kediannaoshangmingmingzhiyoucaiwubaobiaoeryia。

xiangxiangtazheiduanshijian,xiaodecishuyuelaiyueduo,woyoudiantongqingta。

tadeyuangongdouzaitoutoutaolun,shibushizuijinyejibuhao,xuezongqidejingshenbuzhengchangle,zenmezongshiwuyuanwugutouxiao,hailaoshidingzheshenmejiaoluoyikanjiushibanshang。