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tinglezhangdamadehua，wodiyishijianxianzhaodifangbubanledianhuaka，xiangyaodayizhanghuilaojiadepiao。
wulunzenmeshuo，wohaishixiangxinxuyuningde。
womenzheimeduoniandouhenenai，tashibuhuibeipanwo，paoxiawoyizoulezhide。
takendingshiweileduobifengtou，daizhewodehaizihuilaojiaqule。
bijingdangshineijianshinaodeneimeda，tahaipayeshizhengchangde。
wozhengmizheyanjingkanzheshoujishangdechepiao，turanyigudalidaozhuangshanglewodejian，bawozhuangleyigelieju，shoujizhijieshuaidaoledishang。
shoujipingmushuaidesifenwulie，wogangxiangyaohuitoufahuo：“nizoulubuzhangyanjinga？！”
“you，zheibushiliwenwangma？”yigediaoerlangdangdeshengyinzaiwoerpanxiangqi。
woyitaitou，shijigeliuliliuqidezhongniannanren，kanqilaihaiyoudianyanshu。
jianwomeiyoufanying，lingtouneigerenchuileshengkoushao，xiaoxixideshuodao：“guirenduowangshia？chilejiniangongjiafanjiuburenshirenla？woa，dukai！nixiaozidangnianmeishaojiwohewodageshibanzi！”
shuowan，tahaiyaolaigouwodejian。wozhoulezhoumeitou，wangpangbianduoleyixia。
jianwozheigedongzuo，dukaihoumiandexiaogenbanbuganle：“gannennianglei！niduoshenme！xianqiwomendageshibushi！”shuozhejiuyaoshanglaijiwodianjiaoxun。
dukailvelanlelan，haishiyifulanyangyangdeyangzi：“xingle，doushipengyou，huashuoneimenantingganshenme。”
dukaishiqudewanghouleliangbu，xiaodediaoerlangdang：“bijingwomenligebuyiyang，zuikaishijiushigongwuyuanchigongjiafan，sheizhidaodaohoulaizhenchishang“gongjiafan”le，hahahahahaha......”
tingzhedukaiyinyangguaiqidehua，worenbuzhulengxiaoleyisheng，chukoufengcidao：“nizheixienianyemeishenmezhangjina，congqianshilaji，xianzaihaishilaji。zenme，xianzaibugenzhenidagezhaoshengyuanhunlea？”
woshangdaxuedeshihou，youyicixueshenghuixiaoyuanxunluo，zhengyujianyigexiaohunhunzaixuexiaomenkoujiuchanyigenvhai。
dangshiwohaishigerexueqingnian，qixueshangyongchushouxiangzhu，zhijiebaneigexiaohunhunzoupaxiale，baneigenvhaijiulexialai。
neigexiaohunhunchilebie，haifanghenhuashuorangwodengzheqiao。
houlaizheigenvhaiweileganxiewo，jiuqingwochiledunfan，yilaierqujiushule，houlaitahaichenglewonvpengyou，jiushixuyuning。
dangshijiuchantadexiaohunhunjiushizhaoshengyuan。
zhidaowohexuyuningjiehunshi，zhaoshengyuanhaizaiyinhunbusandejiuchan，meicidoubeiwohongzou。
jiuyinweizheige，wohezhaoshengyuandukaiyixingrenjiexialebuxiaodeliangzi。
yebuzhidaowobuzaidezheijinianli，zhaoshengyuanyoumeiyouqifuxuyuning。
“zenmejiushengnilea？zhaoshengyuanni？”wolenglengdekanzhezheijigeyiqianjiugenzaizhaoshengyuan**houmiandehunzi。
“eieiei，zheigemingzishinijiaodema？xianzaiwodageshizhaozong，zhaozongzhidaoma？wodagexianzaishidalaoban！”dukaibumandeshuodao。
“tadanglaoban？dangshenmelaobanyegaibuletashenshangneiguzihunhunweier。”wolenghengyisheng。
“liwenwang，nishaokanbuqiren。nibuyeshizuolaolema？wodagejiubunengchengdalaobana？shuoqiyouandilai，nicaishidagea！”
dukaixiaoxixidehua，quexiangshidaoziyiyangwangwoxinlizha。
kanzhewoliansebuhao，dukaicaimanyidediandiantou：“xingle，gemenyebugennifeihuale。zheihaoburongyiyujianyici，zheijiuni，woyebuqingnihele。huijianlea！”
dukaixixihahadedaizhetadexiaodimenyaowuyangweidecongwoyanqianzouguoqu，yiqunrenbushibaofachuyizhendaxiao。
buzhidaoshibushiguyirangwotingjian，tamendeshengyinhenda，yuqiqingmie，diaoxiaoshengzhongjiazazhejijuhua：
“......haidangzijishigongwuyuanni，zaiwoyanqianbaishenmechouguanjiazi！”
“huluopingyangbeiquanqi，balemaodefenghuanghaishijiahahahahahaha......”
“zijilaopodourangrenshuigoule，lvmaozidoubuzhidaojibaidingleba......”
tingdaozheige，wohunshenmaochuyishenlenghan。
tamenzhidaoxuyuningdexialuo！
wojibuchongshangqianqu，tuikairenqun，yibahaoqidukaidelingzi，yuqichenzhong：“nizhidaoyuningzainali？”
dukaidelianshangmeiyoujingya，manshixixue：“wozhidaoa，wokendingzhidaoa。”
“neikeshiwomen——dasaoni~”
tingdaozheihua，wobuyoudeyanqianyihei，huxiyixiazijinculeqilai。
wozuolaodezheiqinianli，xuyuninghezhaoshengyuanzaiyiqi？
woyaoyaqiechi，yiquanxiangyaochaozhedukaidelianshangzhaohuqu：“yiqun**！”
buyongxiangdouzhidao，kendingshiwobuzaizhihou，zhaoshengyuantamenqiangbizhexuyuningjiufan。
这帮畜生！
wodequantouhuidaoleyiban，quebeiyingshengshengdelanlexialai。
dukaidexiaoningguzailianshang，quetouzheyiguyinqisensendeweidao：“liwenwang，woquanniqingchuyixiazijideshenfen，niyijingbushidangnianneigeweifenghehedelidafaguanle。”
“xianzaideni，goupidoubushi。biezaiwomianqianchengnideweifeng。”
shuowan，dukaibawodegebohenhenyishuai，zhenglezhengzijideyilingzi。
takanzhewolenghengleyisheng，yibatuikaiwo，haiyikoutuomozhipendaowolianshang，zuihoudaizhetaderenzoule。
wodequantouzuanleyouzuan，zuizhongsangqibandesongkaile。
shia，woxianzai，shenmedoubushi。