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wobeixitongguaidaolepingxingshijie,kudengshinian,zhongyudenglailetuolishijiedexiaoxi。likaiqian,

xitongjiwoqitianshijianheguoqudaobie。zuihouqitian,wobianchenglinzhirouxinzhongzuimanyideyangzi。

tahebaiyueguangcheyebugu,wowudongyuzhong。tanaquanbujixujibaiyueguangkaidian,woxinrantongyi。

tayaojibaiyueguangshenghaizi,wogengshixiaozhediantou。linzouqian,woshoushixingli,

xiangdaijiyangzheigeshikongdedongxihuiqu。taturantuimenerru,

yanlishicongweiyouguodehuangluan:“zheilicaishinidejia,niyaoqunali?

”1.wozaiguowaichuchayijinglianggeyuele,shoudaolinzhiroudexiaoxishi,wozhengshoushixinglizhunbeihuiguo。

“haishengqima?”jinjiezheyoushiyitiao:“jidiandefeiji,wolaijieni。”youyupianke,wohaishihuifuleta。

wodingzhezheiliangtiaoxiaoxikanlexujiu,zheibuxiangworenshideneigelinzhirou。zhishaozaitabaiyueguangchengyudeshiqingshang,

taconglaibuhuiditourencuo。peitashenyemaizuimeiyoucuo,paoxiashengbingdewohetaguangjiekandianyingmeiyoucuo,

shenzhihechengyuyiqiguoqingrenjieyemeiyoucuo。yiqizhixia,wozhijieshenqinglehaiwaixiangmu,zoushiwomenhaizailengzhan。

zheicitanandeyuanyiditou,woyerutasuoyuandongshidijieguotaijie。feijiluodihou,woxiayishihuangusizhou,

denglejiangjinyigexiaoshi,chukouchurenlairenwang,quemeiyouneigeshuxideshenying,wodalejicidianhuadoushiweijie。

dianhuajietonghou,taxinbuzaiyandi“wei”leyisheng。“wozaijichang,nizaina?”“a,

neige......”tadeshengyinturanbiandehanhu,“ayugangcaibuxiaoxincashangleshou,

wopeitalaiyiyuanchuliyixia。”dianhuaneitouchuanlaichengyudaizhexiaoyideshengyin:“zhirou,daowomenle。

”“zhidaole!”tacongmangyingleyisheng,zhuanerduiwoshuo,“nizijidachehuiquba,wozheibianzoubukai。

”“nidayingyaolaijiewode。”“ninengbunengbiezheimejijiao?”tadebunaifantouguodianhuachuanlai,

“wodoushuolezaimang,nidazheimeduodianhuazhendehenfan。zijidachebuxingma?”ruguoshicongqian,

zhidaolinzhirouyouhechengyuzaiyiqi,woyidinghuixiesidilidigentadachaoyijia。dancike,

xiangdaoxitongjiwodezuihouqixian——haiyouqitian,wojiunengyongyuanlikaizheigeshijie,likailinzhirou,

huidaozhenzhengshuyuwodejia。suoyoudefennuheweiquturandoubiandewuguanjinyaole。wozhenggerenbiandepingjingxialai,

wenshenghuifudao:“hao,neinihaohaozhaoguchengyu。”dianhuaneitoumingxiantingdunlejimiao,

linzhirousihumeiliaodaowohuizheiyanghuida。“ni...”tachiyidikaikou。womeidengtashuowan,

jiugancuililuoguadiaodianhua,zouxiangchuzuchehoukequ。chuchundefengdaizhesisiliangyi,

querangwogandaoqiansuoweiyoudeqingsong。2.tuikaijiamenshi,ketingdedengguangcidewomilemiyan。

linzhirouzhengwozaishafaliwanshouji,tingdaokaimenshengtouyebutai。“zenmecaihuilai?wodoukuaiesile,

kuaiqujiwozuofan。”wochenmodifangxiaxingli,zoujinchufang。bingxiangmendakaideshunjian,yigumeiweipumianerlai,

jinshengdejipiancaiyeyijingfahuangfulan。xianranzaiwochuchadezheilianggeyueli,linzhirougenbenmeihuiguojia。

wotaochushoujijiaolepaotuisongcai。sicaiyitanghenkuaishangzhuo。linzhiroutiaotidiyongkuaizibolaiboqu。

“qingcaichaoxianle。”“paiguhuohoulaole。”zuihousuoxingshuailekuaizi:“niyaobensima,

nengbunenggenrenjiachengyuxuexue?zuogefandouzuobuhao,nihainengganhaoshenmeshi?”shia,zaitaxinli,

woyongyuanyiwushichu。congqianzheishihou,wozaogaipaizhuoerqi,gaosuta“aichichi,buaichiladao。”dancike,

xiangdaojinshengdeqitianqixian,suoyoudenuhuodouhuazuoyishengwenshunde“neiwoxiacizhuyi。”dangran,

zaiyemeiyouxiacile。linzhirouxianranmeiliaodaowodeshuncong,lengleleng,zhengyaoshuoshenme,shouji**tuwuxiangqi。

kandaolaidianxianshi“chengyu”,tabiaoqingshunjianrouhe:“zenmeleayu?”shengyintiandenengdichumilai,

quanranbushimianduiwoshidejiansuankebo。dianhuaneitoubuzhishuoleshenme,tajimangqishen:“womashangdao!

”guaduanhouyibianchuanwaitaoyibianjieshidao:“ayuxinqingbuhao,woqupeita。”zheichangjingzhongfuguotaiduoci。

wobuzaiwanliu,zhishianjingdimusongtalikai。tasihuduiwode“dongshi”henmanyi,

linzouqianhaipotianhuangdishuoleju:“wodaihuijiuhuilai。”wo“ng”leyisheng,xinliquebudanghuishi。wozhidao,

tajinwanbuhuihuilaile。10fenzhonghou,chengyufaletiaopengyouquan,zhaopianlilinzhiroushenxiweiqun,

manlianwenroudizaichufangzuofan。chengyupeiwen:“zuixingfudeshiqingjiushichidaoairenzuodefan。

”wodouyoudianxiangketaliangle。qizhongyoubushaogongyoudianzanpinglun:“haideshichengyua,

baiyueguangyichumajiushibuyiyang。”“taibanpeileba。”“zhufuzhufu!”woturanxiangqilingzhengneitian,

linzhiroulianpengyouquandoumeifa。tadejieshishi“buxihuanxiuenai”,kexianzai,

taxizheweiqunweichengyuxiachudeyangzi,jiuzheiyangdazhangqigudichuxianzaisuoyourendeshixianli。jiehunwunian,

linzhirouduiwobulengbure,tadepengyoumenyedoukanbuqiwo,beidilidoujiaowo“neigehoulianpidetiangou”。

buguo,wozaojiubuzaihuzheixierendekanfale。bijingwomashangjiuyaolikaile,xixiaochaofengdouyuwowuguan。

3.woershisuishi,beixitongbangding,songdaolezheigepingxingshijie。xitonggaosuwo,chengyushilinzhiroudezhuma,

anzhaoyuanyoudejuqingzouxiang,errenhuizoujinhunyindediantang。keshichengyubiaomiansisiwenwen,

shizeshigejiabaochengxingdeemo,hunhoulinzhirouhuibeichengyuzhemodejingshenshichang,zuihoubeijiabaoersi。

woderenwu,jiushizuzhilinzhirouhechengyujiehun,gaibiantabeijiabaodemingyun。weilezhuilinzhirou,

wowusuobuyongqiji。jidelinzhirousuikoutiguoxianghechengdongdedoujiang,lingchenwudianwoqichechuanguodabangechengshi,

jiuweilerangtanengzaixinglaishihedaohaiwenrededoujiang。tafashaodao39du,wofangqileshengzhidejihui,

lianqingqitianjia,cunbubulidizhaoguta。banyepaobianquanchengmaituishaoyao,qingchenaozhoushihaitangshangleshou。

houlaiwozhongyuhelinzhiroujielehun。linzhirouzaihunlishangkuzheshuowoshitacishengzhiai,chengnuoyuwoyongbufenli。

neishihouwoyiweizijishiquanshijiezuixingfudenanren,suoyijujuelexitongtuolishijiedeqingqiu。

ranerwoquewanglerenxinyibian。hunhoubuguoyinian,linzhiroudeyikexinquanbupuzaichengyushenshang,

chengyubianchenglelinzhirouaierbudedebaiyueguang,erwochengleneigezhanzaiyifushangdefanlizi。danwohaishibusixin,

meidanglinzhirouquzhaochengyudeshihou,wodouxianggefengzibanbaibanzulan。zheifanerrangtayuelaiyueyanewo,

biqiwenweneryadechengyu,wojianzhijiushigeaishideleizhui。zaihoulai,tashenzhilianhuadoulandegenwoshuole。

zhidaoneitian,taturanshuoxiangjichengyushenggehaizi。wodangshihaiyiweiwotingcuole,

wodelaopoyaohebierenshenghaizi?“niyoubunengsheng,

pingshenmelanzhewosheng?”rucihuangtangdeshiqingbeitashuodelizhiqizhuang。wodunshiqixiaole。bushibunengsheng,

ershiwoshebudetasheng。jidehunqiantijianshi,yishengshuotadetizhibushihehuaiyun,

woyebuxiangrangtachengshoushengyudetongku,suoyidangjijuedingzuodingke。

tadangshigandongdibaozhewoshuo:“xiexienilaogong,zheimeweiwozhexiang。”rujin,

zheifentitiequechengletakouzhongde“bunengsheng。”congneitianqi,womenxianrumanzhangdelengzhan。erxianzai,

wozhongyukeyijietuole。4.buchusuoliao,linzhirouzhengyeweigui。woyigerentangzaidachuangshang,yiyehaomian。

wozaizuozaocanshi,linzhiroucaizhegaogenxie,huanghuangyouyoudihuilejia,bozishanghaidaizheaimeidehonghen。

woquandangmeikanjian。zuohaodesanmingzhibaishangzhuo,linzhiroushenshoujiuyaona。

woyongkuaizidadiaotadeshou:“yaochizijizuo。”tabuyiweiyidihewoshuo:“zheibujiushizuojiwochidema?

”tingdaocihua,wobaoqishuangbei,chaotalengxiaoyisheng:“nideyisishi,nihebiedenanrenchuqusihunyiye,

wohaiyaojinizuozaofan?”tazhoumei,shengyinlidaizhesuzuideshaya:“shenmesihun,huabieshuoneimenanting。

”dagaishiyaolikaile,wocikeyemeishenmexinqinggentachaojia。zhibaibaishou,rangtazijielezijidianwaimaiqu。

chiguozaofanhou,wozaichufangshuawan。xiangdaolihuijiayoujinleyitian,woqingbuzijindihengqilege。

linzhirouhaoxiangkanchulaiwoxinqingbucuo,chenjipaolaiduiwoshuotabajialideqiandounaqujichengyukaiwenshendianle。

wotaitoukanlekanzheigexiaoxiaodeliangjushi,qiangpibanbo,mudibanyicaihaizhiyazuoxiang。shengpawozeguai,

tamashangyoudao:“ayuxingzisanman,buxihuanbeishangbanjushu。

zaijiashangtayizhixiangkaiyijiazijidexiaodian......”womalidishoushihaowankuai,calecashou:“xinga,

zheixieshiqingnijuedingjiuhao,yihoubuyonggaosuwole。”linzhiroumanliancuoe,xiangshiburenshiwoyiyang:“jinwen,

nishuoshenme?”wochulaizheigeshijieshi,zhishiyigeputongdedaxuesheng,meiyoujiashibeijing,

yiqiedouyaoconglingkaishi。linzhiroujiajingyeyiban,womenjiehunshilianxiangyangdehunfangdoumaibuqi。

xianzaizhudezheitaofangzi,haishiwogongzuohoushengchijianyongmaixiade。zheixienianwopinminggongzuo,

jialideqiandoushiwojiabanjiadianaochulaide。linzhirouni?shuolaifengci,zaiwodebangzhuxia,

tadeshiyezhengzhengrishang,dantacongweijizheigejiatianguoyiwanyikuai,tadegongziquanbudoujilechengyu,

bushibangchengyuhaichedai,jiushijitamaishechipin。xianzaigengshibawozheimeduoniandejixu,

yanjingdoubuzhadinaqujichengyukaishenmewenshendian。“nibushengqimajinwen?”linzhiroudeshengyinturanruolexialai,

“bijingzheiqiandabufendoushinizanxiade。”wotingxiajiaobu,zhuanshenkanta:“ruguowoshuobujini?

”talikejidongqilai:“neizenmexing!ayuxuyaozheibiqian!”“suoyi,nizaojiujuedinghaole,bushima?

”wopingjingdizhushizheta。“wo......”“dounaquba。”wodaduanta,

“fanzhengyihoudougenwomeiguanxile。”taturanhuangle:“nizheihuashenmeyisi?”“zimianyisi。

”wotouyebuhuidilikai,batadezhiwenguanzaimenwai。6.laidaogongsi,wojingzhiqulelingdaobangongshi。

jiandanhuibaowanguowaidegongzuo,wojiangcizhixintuidaomianqian。lingdaojingyadituiletuiyanjing:“xiaogu,

nizheishi?zheicidexiangmuwanchengdezheimepiaoliang,zhiyaonidiantou,bumenzongjiandeweizijiushinide,

zenmeturanjiuyaocizhi?”“xiexielingdaozaipei,”woxiaolexiao,“danwojuedinghuilaojiale。

”zouchubangongshishi,tongshimenfenfentoulaiyihuodemuguang。wowanchenglesuoyougongzuojiaojie,

linzouqianbabangongzhuoshangdelvzhisongjilepangbiandetongshi。“guge,zhenyaozoua?”tongshibaozhehuapen,

yilianbushe。wopailepaitadejianbang:“tianxiameiyoubusandeyanxi。”zouchugongsidamenshi,yangguangzhenghao。

woshenxiyikouqi,ganjuejianshangdedanziyouqinglexie。7.lihuijiahaiyousantianshi,

woxiangqushangchangmaixiejinianpindaihuijia。zaishangchangli,woouranyudaoleshixishengsongshiyue。

tashiwoyishoudaichulaidehaomiaozi。“guge,nizhenyaozoua。”tayanjinghonghongde。“ng,yaohuilaojiale。

”wopaipaitajianbang,“ninenglihenqiang,yihoukending......”huameishuowan,yizhenshuxidexiaoshengchuanlai。

zhuanjiaochudeyingeryongpindianli,linzhirouzhengjuzheyijianxiaoyifubihua,chengyuqinnidilouzhetadeyao。

chengyuxianfaxianlewo,tazuijiaogouqiyimotiaoxindexiao,jiezhecoudaolinzhirouerbianshuoleshenme。

linzhiroumengditaitou,yanshenxiangdaoziyiyangciguolai。“gujinwen!”taqishixiongxiongdichongdaowomianqian,

zhizhewoshenpangdesongshiyue,manliannuqi。“tashishei?”wozhoumei:“genniyouguanxima?”“woshinilaopo,

zenmemeiyouguanxi!”talengxiao,suijizuochuyifuhuangrandawudeyangzi。

“woshuonizenmeturanneimetongkuaidayingjiqian,yuanlaishizijixianzhaolexiaosan,nixinxua!

”chengyumanyouyouzouguolai,yanzhuyizhuan,guyitigaoyinliang:“jinwena,bushiwoshuoni,zhiroudouhuaiyunle,

nihaipeixiaosanguangjie,niyetaiguofenleba。”“huaiyun?”wozhenjingdikanxianglinzhiroudeduzi。

weiguanderenqunyijingkaishisaodong,zhizhidiandiandeshengyinciqibifu:“zheinandetaizhale!

”“laopodouhuaiyunlehaizaiwaimianluangao!”“zhenbushigedongxi!”linzhirouzhanzaichengyushenpang,

zuijiaoguazhelengxiao,sihaomeiyouyaojieshideyisi。“bingdebuqing。”wolaqisongshiyue,zhuanshenjiuyaozou。

“zhanzhu!”linzhirouturanchongshanglaizhuaizhuwodegebo,“nihaixiangpao?”womengdishuaikaitadeshou,

shengyinlengdexiangbing:“linzhirou,wozheilianggeyuedouzaiguowaichucha,niduzilidehaizishisheide,

nixinlimeidianshuma?”renqundunshizhakaileguo,yilunshengbuduan。yourentaochushoujikaishiluxiang,

haiyourenduizhelinzhirouzhizhidiandian。“maya,juranhaiyouzheizhongfanzhuan!”“gaolebantian,

zheihaizigenbenbushitalaogongde?”“wojiushuoma,gangcaikanzheinandefanyingjiubuduijing,

yuanlaishibeirendailelvmaozi。”“pangbianneinandegentalineimejin,kendingyebushigehaodongxi。

”chengyudelianseyizhenqingyizhenbai,xiayishiwanglinzhiroushenhouduoleduo。linzhirouyaozhezuichun,

tuzhexianhongzhijiayoudeshouzhijinjinzuanzhebaodai,zhijiedoufanlebai。“zenmebushuohuale?”wolengxiao,

“yaobuyaoxianzaijiuquyiyuanzuogejiancha?kankanzheihaizidaodijigeyuele?”“bushizheiyangde!

”taturanjianjiaoqilai,“bushizheiyangde!”danzheiyici,weiguanrenquntongqingdemuguangyijingzhuanxianglewo。

neigezuichuzhizewodedageshenzhipailepaiwodejianbang:“xiongdi,niburongyia。

”wozuochuyifubeishangtoulexindemoyang,lazhesongshiyuelikailexianchang。zhiyulinzhirouhechengyu,

jiudengzhebeiweiguanqunzhongdetuomoxingziyansiba。

8.shangchangdebuyukuaizaoyurangwochedidaxiaolegoumaijinianpindeniantou。wojuedinghuijiashoushixingli。

fanchuchenfengyijiudechuwuxiang,limianzhengqibaifangzhezheishinianlaiwozhenguidehuiyi。

shouzhifuguoweiweifanhuangdeyouxiubiyeshengzhengshu,wohainengqingxijidebiyedianlineitian,

daoshipaizhewojianbangshuo“nianqingrenqiantuwulianga”shidexinweibiaoqing。fankaidiyicishengzhishipaidejinianzhao,