第2章 我在做交通安全节目,你飙车?

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xiawusandiancainengdaodama?

xianzaishibadianshiwufen,yaodaoxiawusandiancainengdaoda。

这也太久了。

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小贝欲言又止。

lupanpanlianmangwendao:“chufeishenme?”

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小贝道:“好的。”

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哼!

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……

江海大道。

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风险机遇并存。

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zheirangtasonglekouqi,jinzhangdexinqingyefangsonglebushao。

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直播间。

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……

huangmengqiukandaodanmu,dunshimannaomenheixian。

buguo,tabingmeiyoubiaoxianchurenheyiyang。

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直播间。

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……

huangmengqiukandaodanmu,youshimannaomenheixian。

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jianghaidadaoshiweizhangcheliangbijiaoduodedifang,yaozhuajigeweizhangdechezhu,haishibijiaorongyide。。

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shuowan,zhangwenbinbachekaiguoqu,lanxialeduifang。

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直播间。

“zheizhongqingkuangxia,nimenshuozhangwenbinjingguanhuibuhuitongrong?”

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