第二章我……你爹

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zheiyimushunjianrangzhaojiaomeihezhangdadiaodengdaleshuangyan,jihuyaotuokuangerchu。

ganggangliangrenhaizailimumianqiangezhongxuanyao,errujin,yiliangqianwanjibiedepaochejiuneimejingjingdibaizaitamendemianqian。

xiangbiqizhangdadiaoneiliangbaoma,zheixuemisu7ultrawuyishilaizilingyigeshijiedeshechipin,genbenbuzaitongyigedangcishang。

xuemisu7ultra!

xiangyuquanqiudedingjianpaoche!

haobantian,zhaojiaomeicaihuiguoshenlai,shengyindaizheyisibuyichajuedezhandong:“limu,zhei……zheiliangchaopaoshinide?”

limudandingdianleyixiashouzhongdecheyaochi。

“哔哔!”

zheilianggejiandandeshengyin,zaizheiyike,yijingdaibiaoleyiqie。

jiandaozheiyangdechangmian,zhaojiaomeijimangcongzhanghonghuaizhongzhengtuochulai,yibalazhulimudeshoubei:

“limu,nizenmebuzaogaosuwonizheimeyouqian?womenhehaoba!wozhendehaiaini!”

“滚!”

mianduizhaojiaomeidewanliu,limulengbingbingdidiuxialianggezihoubianhaobuyouyudizuojinleneiliangxuemisu7ultrazhizhong。

yijiaoyoumencaixiaqu,xuemisu7ultrayouruyitousuxingdemengshoubannuhouyisheng,shunjianjichierqu,jinliuxialedaizhiyuandi、beiweiqichuideyilengyilengdezhaojiaomei。

为什么会这样?

weishenmetapeibanletazheimejiu,jingbuzhitadecaifu?

xinzhongmanshibuganyushiluo,danyiqiedouweishiyiwan。

jiranbunengzaiyifuyulimuzheigejinzhu,neijiuzhihaoqubaozhangdadiaodedatuile。

xiangdaozheier,zhaojiaomeihaoburongyizhanwenjiaogen,zhuantoujiuyibabaozhupangbianmanliancuoedezhangdadiao,lianmangshuodao:“zhangshao,nibiexinneigejiahuo,zheixienianwodoumeiyoukanchutajuranzangzhezheimedademimi……neiliangchekendingshizulaide!zhishiweilexianshizijiduomelihaieryi……”

huayinweiluo,“pa”——zhangdadiaoyigeerguangzhijieshanzailezhaojiaomeilianshang。

“xinmaimeijitiannijiushuorenjiashizude?sheiyoubenshibajiazhishangqianwandedongxinaquzulinjiwairen?”

zaijiashangtidao‘jiepan’zheilianggeziyan,gengshirangbenjiuchuyufennuzhongdezhangdadiaochedibaofa:“haiyounizheigezhihuituohoutuidenvren,gangcaituikaiwobutingtaohaoduifangxianzaiyouyaopaohuilaiguiqiuyuanliang?zhenshibawodangchengshazileba?”

shuowanzheixiehuazhihou,qijibaihuaidezhangdadiaohaobuliuqingdiyijiaochuaikaizhaojiaomei,xunsuhuidaozijidezuojialifadongcheliangliqu。zhiliuxiagulinglingdizuozaibinglengdedimianshangtongkuliutidehouzhe。

yiweinengcongcigaozhenwuyoudedasuanquandouhuazuolepaoying。

zhenshiyibijudadesunshia!cuoguoleyigeqianzainanfengdejihui!

ercishi,kaizheshuyuzijidehaohuajiaocheyilukuangbiaodelimuneixinqueyichangyuyue。sheinengxiangdedaoni,jinjinshiyinweituranjianglindehaoyunyijiyiwaihuodedexinxitonggongneng,lingqishunjianshenjiabeizengzhiyiwanjibie!zheijianzhibimenglimiansuoshexiangderenhechangjingdouyaogenglingrenjidong!

shoujilingshengxiangqidaduanletadesixu:“wei,qingwenzhaonawei?”

“shilixianshengma?”duifanggongjingwendao。

“meicuo,qingwennishi……”

“zheilishibiguihuajituandongshihuimishuliuxiansheng。buzhidaodongshizhangshifoufangbianchoukongcanjiajijiangjuxingdejinjihuiyi?”

碧桂花集团?

bujiushizhiqianhuafeiweibuzudaodaijiasuogoudedeneigefangchangongsima?

buguowulunruhe,zuoweizuidagudongqinziqianwangxianchangyeshiyinggaide。

guaduantonghuahou,jiashizhegaoxingnengpaochefeisuqianwangmudedidelimuhenkuaijiudaodalemubiaodaloumenqian。zhengdangzhunbeijinrudiantizhiji,quebeituruqilaideyishuqiangguangzhaodebeipoxianghouduobi,xianxiezhuangshangzhengzaishirutingchechangquyudeyitaihaohuashangwuche。

cheneichuanlainvxingnaohuodeshengyin:“nishizenmezoulude,meikandaozheiliyouliangchema?”

wenyandunganwuyuzhijidelimuzhengyufazuozhijitaitouyikan——qianfangzhanzheyiweirongmaochuzhongdenvhai。

ruoanmanfenyibaijisuandehua,zheiweixiaojiejueduinengnaxia99.98fen!chadenei0.02fendagaishiyinweitabushizijinvyoudeyuanguba……

“mashangyikai!”nvzixianranyezhuyidaoleduimiannianqingnanshidecunzai,bingqietaiduqiangyingdixiadazhiling。

专属停车位?

dezhicidinaibiguihuajituansiyouquyuhoulveganyiwaidelimuweiweigouqilezuijiao。suijitaiqishizhizhixiangshenpangdeweizhizixinmanmandixuanbu:

“buhaoyisi,congjintiankaishi,zheikuaidifangbianchenglewodezhuanshuweizhi。”

wentingciyanshunjianxianruchenmozhuangtaizhongdeninvshixianranmeixiangdaohuiyudaozheizhongqingkuang,dantalikefanyingguolaifanbodao:

“nizhidaowoxianzaishishenmeshenfenma?niyeganzheiyanggenwoshuohua!”

shuowanhuajinjiezhetiaochuchexiangzhanzailimushenqianzhishizhetazhiwendao:

“nijiwotingzhe:nidaodishishei?mingtiannibiezailaigongsile!gaosuni,benrenxingnimingdie!”