xiaomuzhiqianzhishihuaiyixiuxianzhirennaoziyoudianmaobing，danshitaxianzaiquedingle。
zhishaozijijianguodesuoyouxiuxianzhirendouyouwenti！
宗主？
让自己当宗主？
开什么玩笑？
“buxing，jueduibuxing！”
meiyousihaoyouyu，xiaomutouyaodexiangbolangguyiban，yikouhuijue。
tayijiefanren，duixiuxianyiqiaobutong，zenmekenengdangqingmingzongzongzhu？
kanyangzizheifunvdezhizhangwentishiyichuandea！
yanaotiantingjianxiaomuzhijiejujue，shunjianhedechuleyishenlenghan，nanbuchengqianbeihaikanbuqizheizongzhuzhiwei？
“qianbei，shiwomangzhuangle！”
tingdaozheijuhua，xiaomucaihuanlekouqi，keshixiayiketayoushayanle。
“jiranruci，neidengwofuqinchuguan，worangtaciquhuzonglaozudezhiwei，rihouninjiushiwomenqingmingzongdehuzongzhanglaole！”
xiaomudezuijiaofengkuangdechouchuqilai，xianxiecongyizishangshuaixialai。
tasuiranbuhuixiulian，danshiduizongmendejizhihaishiyousuolejie。
zayi，waimedizi，neimendizi，zhishi，zhanglao，zhangjiao，huzonglaozu！
takanleyiyanyanaotian，houzhequeshiyilianjianding，meiyoukaiwanxiaodeyisi。
这孩子彻底没救了！
yanaotianquebuzhuodaolezheiyimu，haiyiweishixiaomutongyi，likepaishoudao：“taihaole，neijiuzheimeshuodingle！”
cikeyipangdeyanruoheguzhanglaoyeshiyilianxiaorong。
nenggouyourucishilikongbudedanengdanrentamendehuzonglaozu，neiyihoutamenzenmekenenghaijidanyigexiaoxiaodeguichazong？
xiaomuzhishizuozaineili，shenmedoubuzuo，jiujirenyizhongwudideganjue！
jingxizhiyu，yanaotianturanxiangqilezhiqianneigeshenmidehezi。
“duile，qianbei，wozheiyouyijianshenqiwujian，zhishizenmeyedabukai，ninnengfoubangmangkankan？”
yipangdeguzhanglaoshunjianhuiyi，lianmangjiangmuhezinashangqian。
xiaomukanjianmuhe，jingyaleyixia。
“yi，nimenconglainonglaidezheigehezi？”
tingdaocihua，liangrenduishiyiyan，shuangmouzhongtouluchuyisizhenjing。
bukuishigaoren，jinjinyiyanjiukanchuleciwulailibufan！
zhibuguozheidongxixiaomushuxidehen，zheibushizijizaicunlideshihoujixiaohaimenzuodejiguanheme？
zenmehuichuxianzaiqingmingzong？
“zenme？nimenyaodakaime？”
zheimuhezidangchushizaixitongdebangzhuxia，yunyonglelubansuodejiqiao，youteshudejineng。
“ziran，zheiqizhongkongpayoudajiyuan。”
“qianbeiyoubanfadakaime？”
liangrendouyilianxijidekanzhexiaomu。
“dakaiziranshinenggoudakai，zhibuguozheilimianyinggaijiuzhiyouyizhangzhitiao。”
wenci，yanaotianheguzhanglaoxiangshiyiyan，yanshenzhongdouchongmanlezhenhan。
“qianbei，ninzenmezhidaozheilimianshishenme？”
“这是我做的啊。”
xiaomunaguohezi，bujingyideshuodao。
嘶！
liangrenshunjiandaoxiyikouliangqi，guaibudetamenzhiqianwulunruhedoudabukai，yuanlaishichuzizheibangaorenzhishou！
“要打开也不难。”
xiaomukaishicaozuo，keshiquefaxianyouchujiguansunhuaile，gujishineigexionghaiziwanhuaile。
meibanfale，tazhiyoucongyaojiannachucaidao，duizhemuhezhongzhongdepixiaqu。
咔嚓！
shunjian，muhebeipichengliangban！
keshitayizhuantou，quefaxiansanrenzhijieyidongbudongdezhanzaiyuandi，yanshenkongdong，fangfokanjianleshenmekongbudeshiwuyiban！
tagensuizhezhongrendeyanguang，caifaxianjirensisidedingzhezijishouzhongdecaidao。
这菜刀怎么了么？
xiaomunazaishoushangdaliangleyiquanyijiumeiyoufaxianrenheyixiang，jiushiyibapingchangdecaidaoa！
zheiqunxiuxianzhirendaodizenmele？
nanbuchengshijuedewosuishendaizhecaidaocaiganjuedaochijing？
应该是吧……
suiranxiaomuyeyouxiebuqueding，danshihaoxiangyezhiyouzheigeyuanyinle。
tazhiyoujiangcaidaoshouleqilai。
quefaxianzhongrenhaishishashadekanzheziji，muguangdaizhi，dengzheyanjing，rutongxingshizourouyiban。
三人直接傻眼了！
gangcaineibingcaidaodaodishishenmejibiedewuqia？
jinjinshiyidaoqixijiuyadesanrenbuganchuanxi，shenshizhandou。
erqiezuizhongyaodeshigangcainabingcaidaodegongjiduixiangbingbushitamen，yidaoyuweijiufangfoyaojiangtamensisui！
gangcaineiyike，tamenfangfokanjianletiandijianfazedepengzhuang。
xiaomushouzhongsuiyideyidao，quezuyizhanpozheishijianwanwu！
zheibankongbudewuqi，jibianluozaiyigemeiyourenhexiuweidefanrenshouzhongyezuyishaletamen。
“qian，qianbei，ganwengangcaineishishenmejibiedewuqi？”
chiyileyixia，yanaotianyanlexiakoushui，xinyouyujideshuodao。
tashenweiqingmingzongzhangjiao，duigezhongwuqidoushifenqingchu，danshigangcaiquekanbuchuneibingcaidaodedengji。
huozheshuo……zijihaicongweijianguorucikongbudewuqi！
zhiyouyizhongjieshi，neijiushichuanshuozhongdeshenqi！
xiaomuyizhenwuyudekanzheyanaotian，haomeiqidedao：“jiushiyibapingchangdecaidaoa。”
zijiyonglaiqiecaidecaidaonengyoushenmejibie？
zhibuguozijiyongshunshoulecaidaizheeryi。
wenci，yanaotiancaixiangqilaizhiqiannvergaojiezijidehua，buganzaizhuiwen。
keshiqianbei，nijiusuanyaozhuangfanrenyezhishaozhuangxiangyidiana！
zhouzaodaoyunchanshen，gengshidongbudongjiunachulaishenqiyibandecunzai，zhishiputongrennenggouzuodaodeme？
sanrendouxinyouyuji，cikequekanjianyizhangzhitiaoconghezizhongdiaolechulai。
zheizhitiaoshixiaomuwuyijianxiede，bushaodoulaiziqianshixiaoshuolimiandejingdianyuju，meigehezilimiandoufangleyizhang，cunlidehaiziyedounenggoudaobeiruliule。
yanaotiankanzhezhitiao，yizhenhaoqi，suijishangqianjianqilai。
tadakaizhitiao，shangmianheranxiezheyixingzi：tiandichikuangbugaiwoxinliudaolunhuiwobusibumie！
轰！
kanjianzheijuhua，yanaotianzhijiewanghoudaotuilejibu，xianxieshuaidao。
lianshangdezhenhanzhiqing，gengshenzhiqian！
tiandichikuangbugaiwoxinliudaolunhuiwobusibumie！
zhishihedengdepolia，yifanrenzhiliduikangtiandiheliudaolunhui！
ciketazaicitaitoukanzheyanqiandexiaomu，yanshenzhongchongmanlechongjing。
nenggouxiechuzheibanhaoyanzhuangyu，kongpazijihaishixiaokanleyanqiandegaorena！
敬佩之情难表言语。
yishijian，tajingranjuedezijibeidakailexinshijiededamen。
zijidexinjingshizaishitaixiaaile，zhongrizhinengkanjianyanqiandezongmenliyidouzheng，zhengshibeizheibanfanchensuoshiyingxiangzheixienianshilicaihaowujingjin。
erqianbeizheibandegaorenqueshijiangyanjiefangzaishijiantiandiheliudaolunhui！
zheibanjingjie，zijizikuiburua！
fangfobeixiaomudehaoqingzhuangzhiyingxiang，yigutaotiandejianyibuzijuedecongyanaotianshenshangbaofachulai，taganjuedaokunraozijiduoniandepingjingjuranyousuotupole！