第4章

“meishenme,jiushizaixiangwoshenmeshihoucainengxiuchengrenxing。”

yutuyequeshimeiyousahuang,zuoweiyizhixiaotuzi,xingdongshifenbubian,jiusuanshitaxiangyaoquwaimiandeshijiekanyikan,gujihaimeiyouchuhuaguoshanjiubeishenmeqitadeyaoguaijichile。

“e?nizheixiaotuzi,xiangdeshiqinghaitingduo,nihenxihuanbianchengrenma?”

shuozheihuadeshihou,sunwukongdeyanshenbiandeyouxieguaiguaide,danshizuoweiyizhiyanjingzhangzailiangcedetuzi,yutumeiyoufaxiansunwukongdebutong。

“neidangranle,zuoweiyaoguai,bianhuachengren,dedaochengxianneishimeiyigeyaoguaidemengxiang。”yutulisuoyingdangdeshuo。

yutuzaizheishijiedaidejiule,sixiangyeshibumianshoudaoyingxiang。

dangranle,tacaibuhuishuo,zijishiyinweituzishentitaibufangbian,chibudaoneimeduoderenjianmeishi,gandaoleyihan。

jiuxiangxianzai,tazhinengjiuzhesunwukongdeshoucainengchidaomeiweidexiangjiaoxinzi,burantazhinengmanmanken。

先啃皮,再吃芯。

苦苦的嘞。

“bianchengrenme,zheiyanga。”sunwukonghaoxiangmingbaileshenme。

“duiledasheng,niyoushenmemengxiangma?”yutuqueshihaoqi,zaidianshijuli,kemeiyouduiyusunwukongmengxiangdeyanyi。

dabaiyudilaoer,xitianqujingchenggongzheixiedoushipi,jiade,yutubuxin。

(芙芙也不信。)

“mengxiang,neidongxi,xiaotuzi,nimobushiwangjile,ancaiganglaidaozheigeshijiesantiana。”sunwukongxiaozhehuida。

yutuyileng,tadaoshiwangjilezheijianshiqing,xianzaidedashenghaoxiangcaichusheng,santian。

还是个宝宝。

等等,神特么宝宝。

zheishidasheng,taweiwuxiongzhuangdedasheng!

jiusuanshibaobao,neiyeshishengbao!

“buguo,anxianzaidedaoshiyouyidianxiangfale。”sunwukongdingzheyutushuo。

“shenmexiangfa?”yutuwen。

“nghengheng,bugaosunigexiaotuzi。”

sunwukongjianyutuchiwanlexiangjiao,xiaoshouyishou,ranhouyitiaojiulikaileshidunzi,huidaoletadebaozuozhishang。

“woyoumingzi,wojiaoyutu,heng,niweishenmebujiaowodemingzi。”

“xiaotuziduoshunzuiya,eiyayaya,buyaozaiyizheixiexiaoshiqingma,duilexiaotuzi,nixiangyaoquwaimiandeshijiekankanma?”

sunwukonghuafengyizhuan,wenleyigewenti,yutudianlediantou。

“dangran,waimiandeshijieyidinghenjingcai。”

yutuzaixinlixiang,sunwukongzaiwuxingshanxiayalewubainianzhihouzheirenjiancaishishengtanglishimindetianxia,neizaiwangqiantuiyitui,cikedewaimianyinggaishizhanguoshiqi。

neiqibushiyoutaderenleiouxiang,niubisiladezhengge!!

aoaoao,taneihengsaoliuguo,tongyiliuguo,modeganqingdezhengge。

yutuhaizaixiangxiangtaneiweiwubaqidediwangzhengge,sunwukonghuranjiletayigenaoguabeng。

“xiangshenmeni?zheimerushen,beiwaimiannazhiyetuzigouqulexinshen?ng?

xiaotuzi,nijiranlaidaoleshuiliandong,neinijiushishuiliandongderenle,nikebunengzaixiangzhewaimiandeyetuzile。”

sunwukongzheihuashuodeyouyizhongbieyangdeyisi。

keshirenjiayutumannaozidoushiyetuzi,nicaiyetuzi,shentemebeiyetuzigouqule。

tazheimeduorizi,jiumeijiandaozheihuaguoshanyoulingwaiyizhituzijing。

beisunwukongzheimeyidaduan,yutuyebuquxiangzhenggele。

bushizhenggemeimeili,ershidashenggengyouxingjiabi。

jianbudaodehemodezhede,yutuhaishifendeqingde。

“dasheng,niwenwozheihua,nandaoshuonixiangyaoquwaimiandeshijiekankanma?”yutuwen。

sunwukongnaonaotou:“yebushiba,zhishijuedeanyinggaigandianshenmeshiqing,xueyixiebenlingba。”

“哦?”

“xiaotuzi,buzhidaonixinbuxinming。”

“mingyuna,ng……youshihouxiangxin,youshihoubuxiangxin。”yutuhuida。

“neidangnibuxiangxinmingyundeshihou,nihuiqufankangma?”

“dangranle,ruguoshihenbuhaodeshiqing,neiwoyidingyaoqufankangde,zhiyuchengbuchenggongneijiuzaishuoma,buquzuozenmehuizhidaoni。”yutushuodeshishihua。

sunwukongroulerougangcaidanyutunaoguazidedifang,xiaozheshuo:“nizheigexiaotuzihaitingpannide。”

“哼。”

yutuzhengtuodiaosunwukongdedashou,suiranzheishitadesuper(chaoji)ouxiang,danshiyebunengzongmotadetoua,tabuxianghuachengrenxingzhihoutoudingguangtutude。

yutupaodaolingyibianzhihou,sunwukongyigerenlaidaoleshuiliandongwaimian,taiqitou,touguonongmideshumu,kanxiangtiankong。

sihushitiankong,sihuyoubushitiankong,ershineitiankongzhishangdedifang。

jiuxiaozhishang,tianshanggongque。

“zheiming,angaibugaixin……”

tianjie,sanshisanzhongtianzhishang。

putizushisiyousuogan,yuanbenbizhedeshuangyanmengranzhengkai。

“lunhuiwangshi,hemishengjia……”

chichihehedeyutubingbuzhidaozaitawandeshihou,zheigeshijiejiujingfashengleshenmeyangdebiangu。

zheigegangcongshitoubengchulaidesunwukong,quequeshishishitarenshidesunwukongmeicuo,danyoubushi。

西天,极乐。

milefocongxukongzhizhongxianshen,laidaorulaifozumianqian。

“fozu,neishihouyijingdansheng。”

“e,zheishijianjingshitiqianlejinianma。”rulaiyoushoushouzhiweidongjixia,zheishijianmingshubianyijinshuzhixiao。

hurantasihuganjuedaoyoushenmebuyiyangdedifangde,zaixikan,shineihouzidemingshu,xianglaishiyinweitiqianchushi。

shijiawanshiwanwujieyoumingshu,dashibubian,xiaoshiweidong,yebingshimeiyou,bingweizaiyi。

“zheicihuaguoshandeyichushengrenmijingbengta,lingqiwaixie,yingdangshiyinciguertiqiandanshi。”

“tiqianlejinian,neidaoyewufang,zhaochanganpaijiushi。”

“shi,fozu,ei?youkelaifang。”milefozhuantoukanxiangtianbian,ranhouxiaozheyinquleshenxingguiyuxukong。

rulaikanxiangqianfanglaizhe,yiweixike。

jiandaolaike,rulaihuishouyidaojiejieluoxia,chuqueerren,zaiwuqitarenkeyizhixiaotanhuadeneirong。

weiyikejiandejiushi,jiejiesanquzhishi,rulaifozulianshangdecixiaojingshixiaoqulejifen。