“meishenme,jiushizaixiangwoshenmeshihoucainengxiuchengrenxing。”
yutuyequeshimeiyousahuang,zuoweiyizhixiaotuzi,xingdongshifenbubian,jiusuanshitaxiangyaoquwaimiandeshijiekanyikan,gujihaimeiyouchuhuaguoshanjiubeishenmeqitadeyaoguaijichile。
“e?nizheixiaotuzi,xiangdeshiqinghaitingduo,nihenxihuanbianchengrenma?”
shuozheihuadeshihou,sunwukongdeyanshenbiandeyouxieguaiguaide,danshizuoweiyizhiyanjingzhangzailiangcedetuzi,yutumeiyoufaxiansunwukongdebutong。
“neidangranle,zuoweiyaoguai,bianhuachengren,dedaochengxianneishimeiyigeyaoguaidemengxiang。”yutulisuoyingdangdeshuo。
yutuzaizheishijiedaidejiule,sixiangyeshibumianshoudaoyingxiang。
dangranle,tacaibuhuishuo,zijishiyinweituzishentitaibufangbian,chibudaoneimeduoderenjianmeishi,gandaoleyihan。
jiuxiangxianzai,tazhinengjiuzhesunwukongdeshoucainengchidaomeiweidexiangjiaoxinzi,burantazhinengmanmanken。
先啃皮,再吃芯。
苦苦的嘞。
“bianchengrenme,zheiyanga。”sunwukonghaoxiangmingbaileshenme。
“duiledasheng,niyoushenmemengxiangma?”yutuqueshihaoqi,zaidianshijuli,kemeiyouduiyusunwukongmengxiangdeyanyi。
dabaiyudilaoer,xitianqujingchenggongzheixiedoushipi,jiade,yutubuxin。
(芙芙也不信。)
“mengxiang,neidongxi,xiaotuzi,nimobushiwangjile,ancaiganglaidaozheigeshijiesantiana。”sunwukongxiaozhehuida。
yutuyileng,tadaoshiwangjilezheijianshiqing,xianzaidedashenghaoxiangcaichusheng,santian。
还是个宝宝。
等等,神特么宝宝。
zheishidasheng,taweiwuxiongzhuangdedasheng!
jiusuanshibaobao,neiyeshishengbao!
“buguo,anxianzaidedaoshiyouyidianxiangfale。”sunwukongdingzheyutushuo。
“shenmexiangfa?”yutuwen。
“nghengheng,bugaosunigexiaotuzi。”
sunwukongjianyutuchiwanlexiangjiao,xiaoshouyishou,ranhouyitiaojiulikaileshidunzi,huidaoletadebaozuozhishang。
“woyoumingzi,wojiaoyutu,heng,niweishenmebujiaowodemingzi。”
“xiaotuziduoshunzuiya,eiyayaya,buyaozaiyizheixiexiaoshiqingma,duilexiaotuzi,nixiangyaoquwaimiandeshijiekankanma?”
sunwukonghuafengyizhuan,wenleyigewenti,yutudianlediantou。
“dangran,waimiandeshijieyidinghenjingcai。”
yutuzaixinlixiang,sunwukongzaiwuxingshanxiayalewubainianzhihouzheirenjiancaishishengtanglishimindetianxia,neizaiwangqiantuiyitui,cikedewaimianyinggaishizhanguoshiqi。
neiqibushiyoutaderenleiouxiang,niubisiladezhengge!!
aoaoao,taneihengsaoliuguo,tongyiliuguo,modeganqingdezhengge。
yutuhaizaixiangxiangtaneiweiwubaqidediwangzhengge,sunwukonghuranjiletayigenaoguabeng。
“xiangshenmeni?zheimerushen,beiwaimiannazhiyetuzigouqulexinshen?ng?
xiaotuzi,nijiranlaidaoleshuiliandong,neinijiushishuiliandongderenle,nikebunengzaixiangzhewaimiandeyetuzile。”
sunwukongzheihuashuodeyouyizhongbieyangdeyisi。
keshirenjiayutumannaozidoushiyetuzi,nicaiyetuzi,shentemebeiyetuzigouqule。
tazheimeduorizi,jiumeijiandaozheihuaguoshanyoulingwaiyizhituzijing。
beisunwukongzheimeyidaduan,yutuyebuquxiangzhenggele。
bushizhenggemeimeili,ershidashenggengyouxingjiabi。
jianbudaodehemodezhede,yutuhaishifendeqingde。
“dasheng,niwenwozheihua,nandaoshuonixiangyaoquwaimiandeshijiekankanma?”yutuwen。
sunwukongnaonaotou:“yebushiba,zhishijuedeanyinggaigandianshenmeshiqing,xueyixiebenlingba。”
“哦?”
“xiaotuzi,buzhidaonixinbuxinming。”
“mingyuna,ng……youshihouxiangxin,youshihoubuxiangxin。”yutuhuida。
“neidangnibuxiangxinmingyundeshihou,nihuiqufankangma?”
“dangranle,ruguoshihenbuhaodeshiqing,neiwoyidingyaoqufankangde,zhiyuchengbuchenggongneijiuzaishuoma,buquzuozenmehuizhidaoni。”yutushuodeshishihua。
sunwukongroulerougangcaidanyutunaoguazidedifang,xiaozheshuo:“nizheigexiaotuzihaitingpannide。”
“哼。”
yutuzhengtuodiaosunwukongdedashou,suiranzheishitadesuper(chaoji)ouxiang,danshiyebunengzongmotadetoua,tabuxianghuachengrenxingzhihoutoudingguangtutude。
yutupaodaolingyibianzhihou,sunwukongyigerenlaidaoleshuiliandongwaimian,taiqitou,touguonongmideshumu,kanxiangtiankong。
sihushitiankong,sihuyoubushitiankong,ershineitiankongzhishangdedifang。
jiuxiaozhishang,tianshanggongque。
“zheiming,angaibugaixin……”
tianjie,sanshisanzhongtianzhishang。
putizushisiyousuogan,yuanbenbizhedeshuangyanmengranzhengkai。
“lunhuiwangshi,hemishengjia……”
chichihehedeyutubingbuzhidaozaitawandeshihou,zheigeshijiejiujingfashengleshenmeyangdebiangu。
zheigegangcongshitoubengchulaidesunwukong,quequeshishishitarenshidesunwukongmeicuo,danyoubushi。
西天,极乐。
milefocongxukongzhizhongxianshen,laidaorulaifozumianqian。
“fozu,neishihouyijingdansheng。”
“e,zheishijianjingshitiqianlejinianma。”rulaiyoushoushouzhiweidongjixia,zheishijianmingshubianyijinshuzhixiao。
hurantasihuganjuedaoyoushenmebuyiyangdedifangde,zaixikan,shineihouzidemingshu,xianglaishiyinweitiqianchushi。
shijiawanshiwanwujieyoumingshu,dashibubian,xiaoshiweidong,yebingshimeiyou,bingweizaiyi。
“zheicihuaguoshandeyichushengrenmijingbengta,lingqiwaixie,yingdangshiyinciguertiqiandanshi。”
“tiqianlejinian,neidaoyewufang,zhaochanganpaijiushi。”
“shi,fozu,ei?youkelaifang。”milefozhuantoukanxiangtianbian,ranhouxiaozheyinquleshenxingguiyuxukong。
rulaikanxiangqianfanglaizhe,yiweixike。
jiandaolaike,rulaihuishouyidaojiejieluoxia,chuqueerren,zaiwuqitarenkeyizhixiaotanhuadeneirong。
weiyikejiandejiushi,jiejiesanquzhishi,rulaifozulianshangdecixiaojingshixiaoqulejifen。