“linshi**，jintiangongzigao。”
jieshiletajintianzaizheierdeyuanyin。
“wojiushuo，nizheigexiannvlaizheizhongdifang……”
jiangcihuayouduoyoumi，dayoulazhetazhangtandejiashi。
“buhaoyisi，wohaiyougongzuo。”
jiangyutangmingxianbuxianghetaduoshuo，fangxiajiushuijiuzhunbeilikai。
“江辞？”
baoxianglisuiranhenluan，danshitashoujilitahenjin，jiangyutanghaishitingdaolelimianchuanlaidewenrounansheng。
有点耳熟。
“哦哦哦……”
jiangcizheicaixiangqilaizijihaidazhedianhua，jijiangyutangbailebaishou，jiangyutangzheicailikai。
jiangcidadalieliedikaozaishafashang，yongerduojiazheshouji，nalechelizichaozuilisai。
“woshuonigegoubihailaibulai，zheidoukaishidabangexiaoshile。”
suiranpeiyanzhizheirenxingzikanqilaihao，pengyoubiandidoushi。
但是不爱过生日。
liangrenrenshijinian，tahaishiwuyijiantouguopeiyanranzhidaopeiyanzhideshengri。
suiranpeiyanzhigoudehen，danshiliangrenhaodaiguanxibucuo，tajiupotianhuangjirenguocishengri。
“meikong。”peiyanzhishengyinyouxieyuan，yinyuenengtingdaodianhuaneiduanchuanlaizhizhangfandongdeshengyin。
guoran，xiangpeiyanzhizheizhongshizhuanqianrumingdenanren，yanjingkanbujianhaizaigongzuo。
jiangcigangxiangfanbaiyan，jiuyourenlouzhetadejianbang，jitazhayan，“jiangshao，gangcaijinishuohuaneiguniangzhangdezhenzhenga……shinvpengyouma？”
“woquannibiedarenjiazhuyi。”jiangcilenghengyisheng，“renjiasuiranhaizaishangxue，danshiyishenyishuchushenruhua。zhiliaobuyunbuyudeshengshou，renchengsongzixiaoguanyin……”
tamenzheiqunrenwandehua，dagailvwanzhewanzheshenxu，daoshihouhaiyaozhaorenjiajiangyutangbangmang。
jiangcixinggedadalielie，pingyijinren。
rujinzheiyangshuo，shimingbaizhegaosutameixile。
neirenyouxieshiwang，danshijiangcidouyijingtanzaimingmianshangshuole，tazhidefangqi。
“喂……”
jiangcihaixiangzaishuoshenme，jiukandaoshoujiyijingheiping。
啧！
狗东西！
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jintianshipeiyanzhideshengri，shouxinghaimeilai，tamenyiqunrenyemeishenmehaohaide。
yinci，jiangyutangjintianbingbumang。
jiangyutangquleyitangweishengjian，chulaideshihoujiukandaojigenvhaizizhengduizhejingzizhenglizhuangrong。
“peiyanzhihailaibulaia？”
younvshengyibianduizhejingzitukouhong，yibianwendao。
henxianrandengdeyouxiebunaifan。
“nijishenme？”lingyigenvshengbailetayiyan。
“peiyanzhishishenmeren？peijiadetaiziye，nashineimehaoqingde？”
“jiushia！tahejiangciguanxineimehao，yezhiyoujiangcinenggouqingguolai！”
“tingshuopeiyanzhizhangdechaoshuai！erqieshigetiancai！tacongxiaoyinweishentibuhaobeisongjindaoguan，shibasuicaihuilai。”
sihuliaodaolepeiyanzhi，yiqunnvshengjiuyouliaobuwandehuati。
“zaidaoguanliyemeijitaqingguojiajiao，tingshuolianxuedoumeizenmeshangguo。jieguopeijiabatajiehuilailiangnian，tajiuzhijiezaiquanguoshuxuejingsaishangnadaoleyidengjiang，zhijiebeibaosongdaoleada！”
“biyelejieshoulepeishi，xianzaihaiwaiyewubeitatuozhandebizhiqianfanlesanbei！”
“jiushitahaoxiangbutaishouchong，peijiarenbapeishizhijierengjita，tingshuotayanjingkanbujian，tangzaibingchuangshanghaiyaochuligongzuo……”
sihuzainaerdounengtingdaoyouguanpeiyanzhidechuanwen。
guangfengjiyue，wenrunruyu。
shisuoyourenduitadechengzan。
zheiyangdenanren，shisuoyourenkewangerbukejidecunzai。
jiangyutanggangzhunbeilikai，yingmianjiupengshanglaiyigeshencaigaotiaodenvren。
kanqilaiershisuizuoyoudemoyang，lianshanghuazhejingzhidezhuangrong。
mianrongjingzhi，yishuangpiaoliangdehuliyan。
tajintianchuanleyishenheiseyuweiqun，jiaocaihentiangao，henshiliangyan。
“yanzhihaimeilaima？”lizhirouwenleyiju。
“jiangcishuoyinggaikuaile。”gangcaibuzhuangdenvhaizigaosuta。
“kuailekuaile……”lizhiroushengyinlimingxianduolejifenbunaifan，“zaidengxiaqudouyaotianliangle！”
taxingzibaozao，chouchulaiyigennvshixiangyandianran。
henxianran，tashizheiqunnvshengdezhuxingu，rujintapiqibuhao，jigeren，meiyourenganchutameitou。
weishengjianxishoutaizheier，yishunjianjijingdeguofen。
lizhirouxingzibaozao，yanjiaodeyuguangpiedaozhengyaozhuanwandejiangyutang，shengyinlenglie，“niguolai。”
jiangyutangzhengyaolikai，rujintingdaotadefenfu，budebuhuishenzouguolai。
lizhiroupieleyiyanzhengzaizouguolaidejiangyutang，zhangdehenpiaoliang，napabushifendai，shenshangyeyouyizhongdanmodeqizhi。
身材很好，**。
zuizhuyaodeshi，tadexionghetadebuyiyang。
好像不是垫的。
yishidaozheiyidiandelizhirou，piqigengchale！
“wei！”tahanzhujiangyutang，yuqilishijugaolinxia，suishouyizhi，“kandaozheigeshihelema？bazheidongxisongdaoyanzhineierqu！”
jiangyutangmeitoujinsuo，xianranjuedetadeyaoqiuwuliqunao。
“baoqian。”tadanshengkaikou，“womenzheiermeiyouyiweijiaoyanzhidekeren。”
“tamadenishibushitingbudonghuaa？”
lizhiroupiqihuobao，shanglaijiuyaodaren。
“nizhishipeiyanzhidejiatingyisheng，baishenmepu？？”lizhiroubikongchaotian。
yaobushizhidaojiangyutangshipeiyanzhidejiatingyisheng，tacaibuhuirangtaqusong！
zuizhuyaodeshi，peijiadezhuangyuan，taxiangjinjinbuqu！
“yaobushiyinweiyanzhichulechehuo，nizheizhongdengjiderenzenmekenenghuihetayoujiaoji。”
peiyanzhishipeijiadejichengren，yihouhuishipeijiadejiazhu。
zheizhongnanren，shenglaijiuzaijinzitadingduan。
zenmekenenghuihejiangyutangzheizhongqiongxiangpirangchulaiderenyoujiaoji？
“nibushitadejiatingyishengma？denghuierqujitakanbingshi，zhijiebadongxijiwodaijinqu！”
“nixinbuxin，nizheizhongren，wodongdongshouzhijiunengniesini！”lizhirouzhijieshuqizhongzhi，“**！”
jiangyutangmeitouweizhou，sihumeixiangdaolizhiroukanqilaineimepiaoliang，shuohuajingranhuizheimecusu。
“wojintianbuxuyaojipeiyanzhikanbing……”
zuizhuyaodeshixianzaiyijingshiyidianle，tabukenengzheigeshijiandianqujipeiyanzhikanbing。
lizhiroucaibuguanzheimeduo，dongzuoculudebadongxisaijintahuaili。
“haohaojiwonaguoqu！”
lizhiroulengxiaoyisheng，“chulechacuo，wohenimeiwan！”
dadaolezijidemude，lizhirousihuzhongyudafacibeirangkaileweizhi，rangtalikai。
jiangyutanglinzheshihelikai，shenhoulizhiroujige**meidouweileshangqu。
“zhirou，nizenmerangtaqujinisonga？”
“duia，peiyanzhibushishuodenghuierhailaima？”
“rangtaqusong，bushijitajihuirangtajiechupeiyanzhima？”
……
“nimendongshenme？”lizhiroulengxiaoyisheng，“woyaoshinengjinquhaixuyaotama？”
peijiazhuangyuanfangbeihenqiang，chulejiangci，meirennengjinqu。
yejiuzhiyoujiangyutangzheigesirenyishengkeyijinqu。
“genghekuang……”lizhiroushengyinliduolejifengaoao，“peijiazenmeduipeiyanzhide，nimenyoubushibuzhidao。gujixiaoshihoudoumeichibaochuannuanguo。wojintianqinshoujitazuodexiaodangao，tadaoshihoukendinghuigandongsi……”
zheilimiandedongxikeshitagenzhejialidechushixuelehaoduobiancaixuehuide。
再说了。
peiyanzhishitajianguojiaoyangzuihao，xinggezuiwenroudeyigeren。
pianpiangongzi，wenrunruyu。
yihouhezheiyangdenanrenlianyin，tajueduibukui。
tajianzoupianfeng，ziranyaobuzouxunchanglu。
jintianpeiyanzhishibuzhunbeilaile，tayemeibiyaodaixiaqu。
jiangyutangyaoshiganbutingtadefenfu，tazaowannongsita！
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jiangyutangtizheshihe，nongyudexiangshuiweidaocongshenbiancajianerguo。
lizhiroucaizhegaogenxiedaolemenkou，shanglepaoche，xiaozhangdelikai。
tapieleyiyanlizhirousonglaidefanhe，hengaoduan，jingzhidemuheshangmianyinleyicengjingmeidewenlu，tanazaishoulihaiyouyuwen。
shenzhihainengwendaoshangmianyouyicengdandandenaixiang。
tazaimenkoukanleyiquaner，zhongyupiejianlelajitong。
ranhouzouguoqu，bashiherenglejinqu。