jinshengyidianyishidesuhuaiqingzuomengdoumeixiangdao，zijijingranshibeiyigemeiyoulinglidefanrenxiaohaichuixiashude。
taxianqianbeiyaoshouyiluzhuishataodaozheili，haoburongyizhaodaoyigeluojiaodianxiuxihuier，sheizhishenxiadedashuturanchuanlaiyizhenjuliedezhendong，jingshizhijiejiangtadianluoxialai。
zheixiahaole，benjiuyishibuqingdesuhuaiqingzhijieshuaiyunguoqu。
hunmiqiantadenaohaizhongfuxianchuyigeniantou：mofeishineiyaoshouzhaolaile？kanlaijinriwumingxiuyia......
zaitashenpang，baiyishaoniandunzaidishang，shuangyanyizhabuzhadidingzheta。
xuerenshenshangzhanranzhedapianxuewu，jinyongyigenbaiyufazanshuqidefasiyouxielingluan，jinguantabizheyanjing，danconglitixianmingdewuguanhaishinengkanchuqidewenrunqizhi。
zhikexi，zaiwanjiayanli，tazhishiyigeshuangyanbianchengwenxiangzhuangdesantoushenkeaixiaoren。
yigenshuzhipingkongchuxianzaitashouzhong，huluandizaimianqiandexuerenshenshangchuozhe，buzhishibushichuodaoleshangkouchu，xuerenjingranchouchuleyixia。
tawailewaitou，shouzhongdeshuzhixiaoshi，taiqishouzhangjiupiazaixuerenlianshang。
啪啪啪──
zhidaoxuerendeliangaogaozhongqi，wanjiazheicaizhanqishenlai，weizhetapaoquan、zouzoutingting，congtashenshangtiaoguoqu、tiaohuilai，shizhedaleyiquandanmeiyong，shituhuachanjiangqichanqi，yemeiyong。
buzhiguoleduojiu，tatingzaiyuandibudongle。
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“wodouzheiyangle，zenmehaibuchufarenwu？”
lufuyouzhengyumendidingzhepingmulikonggexuetiaodenpcxiaoren，buzhipengdaoleshenme，zhongyuchufalerenwu。
【shifouxuanzejiuzhi‘shixueguoduodeta’？】
【1.shi，tataikelianle，woyidingyaojiuta！】
【2.fou，guanwopishi，woweishenmeyaojiuta？】
【3.xianjiuta，zaitianbao，rangwokangkangnishenshangyoushenmehaodongxi！】
“hai，xiangwozheizhongrenmeixinshandehaorendangranshixuanze......tianbaola！”
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wanjiazaicidunzaixuerenmianqian，yigejiebaidecipingchuxianzaitashouzhong，daochuyikeshenzongsedeyaowanfuyandisaijinletakouzhong。
zhijianxuerenshenshangdeshangkouyirouyankejiandesuduyuhe，lianlianshangdehongzhongyexiaoxiaqule。
接下来是舔包环节。
wanjiashenshouzaitashenshangmosuopianke，zuizhongdedaoyibatiejian。
zhuangbeidaoshou，wanjiashouwotiejian，fangfoyongyouledelizhushouyiyanglaidaogushupang，zaicikaiqiletadelushurenwu。
guanniduohoudexue，niqiangrenniqiang，ganliangxuetiao，bieshuoshishu，jiushishenyeshajinikan！
砰砰砰──
shijianyifenyimiaodiguoqu，jielianbuduandecierzaoyinzhujianchaoxingledishangdexueren。
......
suhuaiqingmeitoujinzhou，huanhuanzhengkaiyan，taishoufuzhezhentongdenaodaikanxiangshengyinlaiyuanchu。
xiayimiao，zhiting“kaca”yishengcuixiang，yibashanshuozhehanguangdeduanjianturancongbankongfeichu，zhijiechazailetaliangtuijiandedimianshang。
苏淮清：！！！
tatongkongshousuo，shenxingjiangzhu，benjiumeiyouxuesedeliangengjiacangbai。
jiuchaneimeyidian，tajiuyaoduanzijuesunle......
erzuikuihuoshouzhengkanzheshouzhongdeduanjian，jishilianshangmeishenmebiaoqing，danhaishibunankanchuqizhongdexianqi。
suhuaiqing：......nihaixianqishangle？niyaobuyaokankanniganggangganleshenme？chadianyangjiwugua！
哎不对！
tayuekanyuejuedeneibajianyouxieyanshu，neibushitadejianma？！
suhuaiqingxiayishimolemoshenshang，faxianzijichulediulejian，yizhejingranhaiyouxielingluan！
tamengdidengdashuangyankanxiangyipangdeshaonian，shengyinshaya，xuruodikongsudao：“ni、niduiwozuoleshenme？haiyou，neishiwodejian！”
kesheizhi，tingdaoshengyin，wanjialimabashouzhongdeduanjianpaozhinaohou，yigejianbuchongshanglaifuzhutadejianbangfengkuangyaohuang。
beituliandesuhuaiqingduishangneishuangxinghebanmingliangdeyanmou，dunshilengzaiyuandi，buzhiweihe，tajingmomingdudongletadeyisi。
zixiganshouyixia，zijishenshangdeshangjuranquanbuyuhele。
tazhengkaitadeshuangshou，daliangtayifan，faxiantajingranshigemeiyoulinglidefanren！
fanrenshizenmepaodaolinglongshanmaide？nandaoshinagexiushiyishidezisi？
suhuaiqingyihuodikanzheta，danweilebaodajiumingzhien，tahaishicongchuwudailiquchuyibalingshidijita。
【suhuaiqingweilebaodanin，ziyuanzengyunin10kezhongpinlingshi。】
【江湖友人+1】
玩家：震惊jpg.
wanjiakaixindishouxialingshi，wanjiapailepainpcdejianbang，wanjialengjing，wanjiaduimianqiandenpcshiqulexingqu。
wanjiamianwubiaoqingdisongkaita，tushouzhuazhutatuijiandeduanjianyonglibachu，shouxinbeigechuxuekou，taquexiangmeiganjuedaoyiyangqishenpaopaotiaotiaodilaidaogushupang，jixukanqishulai。
砰砰砰──
suhuaiqing：......？
takanzhetudishangdequekoudalegehanzhan，ganjinbinglongshuangtui，ranhoushizhanleyigeqingjieshu，shenshangdezangwuxiaoshibujian，zheicaiganjueshufulexie。
suiji，tayoushenhuyikouqi，nulizhanqilaikanxiangyipangdebaiyishaonian。
“neige，nideshoumeishima？”
suirantamenzhishipingshuixiangfeng，danzenmeshuoyanqianzheiweixiaoguniangdouzhishigeshouwufujizhilidefanren，erqienianjikanqilaihenxiao，naodaisihuyebutaizhengchang。
tayigerenzaizheihuangjiaoyewaikendinghuiyudaoweixian。
shenweizhengdaoxiushi，tadingranbunengbataduzidiuzaizheili，genghekuangtahaijiuleta，zuiqimayaobatasonghuijiahuozhaodaoanjusuocaixing。
sheiliaowanjiasihumeitingjian，genbenbulita，yikexinquanbupuzaicantiangushushang。
xueyedididadadishunzhejianrenliuxia，suhuaiqingkanjiangushujingguotajianchibuxiedidamo，yijingchuxianleyigexiaohuokou。
tarenbuzhuquandao：“zheikeshushibainianlaoshule，jingguolingqideziyang，shaoshuoyexuyaojindanqidexiuweicainengkanduan。”
yanwaizhiyi，niyigefanren，yongdehaishiyibaputongdeduanjian，jiubiebaifeiliqile。
hualuo，baiyishaonianguorantingxialaile。
suhuaiqinggangyaosongkouqi，jiujiantayibarengdiaoshouzhongdeduanjian，shunbianzaiyifushangcalecashou。
xianhongdexueyejiangneixuebaideyishanranhong，rutongyiduoduoshengkaidehongmei。
suhuaiqingyanjiandizhuyidao，neiyifudeyongliaosihubushifanpin。
budengtaduoxiang，xiayimiaofashengdeyimurangtalengzaiyuandi。
zhijianneibaiyishangdexueji，jingranyidianyidianbiandan、xiaoshi。
tameikanjiande，haiyouwanjiazhangxindexuekouyesuizhiyuhe。
砰砰砰──
dengsuhuaiqinghuiguoshenlai，jiujianwanjiagaiyongwuyingquanjixulushule。
henxianran，duifangbingmeiyoubatashuodehuatingjinqu。
shenzhiyoumeiyoutingjiandoubuzhidao。
tazhengyushuoxieshenme，chuwujielidechuanyinyupaituranxiangleqilai。
“ershixiongnidaodizainaera？womenzhaonizhaodedoukuaifengla！”
suhuaiqingnazhechuanyinyupai，miansefuzadikanzheyipangxingfenlushudebaiyishaonian。
“wozailinglongshanmaiwaiwei，weizhifaguoqule，nimenlaishijideduobeixiechishi。”