第1章
“guaituer，rujinniyixueyousuocheng，weishiyimeiyoushenmekeyijiaonidele，yaobunixianzaijiuxiashanquzhaoniweihunqiba？”
“weishizaihenzaoyiqianjiujinishuoleliumenhunshi，meiyigenvde，doumaoruotianxian，bihuaxiuyue，nixuanyigezuizhongyidejiehun，nikanruhe？”
qianlingshandian，yigetoufahuabai，liuzhexuebaishanyanghudelaoren，manlianduixiaodeshuozhe。
“shifu，wocaibujiehunni！woxinliyijingyoushijiele，qitaren，sheiyezhuangbuxia！”
tingdaoyefantiqishijie，laorendebiaoqingyansuqilai，“nishijieshizongle，yijinggensuoyourenshilianhaojitianle。”
“什么？！”
yuanbenyouzaiyouzaizuozaiyaoyishangdeyefan，mengranqishen，yilianguanqieheningzhong。
“yishijiedeshili，zailinchenghaiyouduishou？shifu，zheidaodishizenmehuishi？”
laotoushenxiyikouqi，“nihaijidewofangjianqiangshangdeneifucanquededituma？”
“dangranjide，nishuoguohenduoci，zhiyaozhaodaolingyiban，jiunengfaxianzangzaidituzhongdejingtiandamimi。”
yefanshuohou，kanxianglaotou，“wowendeshishijieweishenmeshizong，nicheneipodituganma？”
“qishinishijieyizhizaibangwodatinglingyibanditudexialuo，jiuzaiyigexingqiqian，tajiwodadianhua，shuoshiyouxiaoxile。”
“kejiexialai，jiubianchengxianzaizheiyangle。”
“meiyouqitaxiansuolema？”yefanyansuwendao。
laotouzhangtanyikouqi，“weiyidexiansuojiushi，nishijiequdezuihouyigedifangshiqinjia。”
“woxiashanquzhaoshijiele，shunbianbaneiliugehunyuetuileyihou，zaihuilaipeini！”
yefanshuohuashi，yijingshanshenerchujibaimi。
wangzheyefanxiaoshidefangxiang，laoyeziyaoleyaotou，ziyanziyudao：“tuzaizi，zheishi，nayounixiangdeneimejiandan！”
“qinjia，zhishigehuangzieryi！”
“huilaipeiwo？xiwangyouzheiyitianba！”
shuowan，laoyezishanshen，huazuoyidaocanying，chaoyefanxiangfandefangxiangerqu。
yefanyikouqipaoxiashan，chongchushijigongli，laidaolinchengshizhongxin。
tadasuanxianquqinjia，diaochaguanyushijiedeshiqing，zhiyuxianxiazhiyu，jiuqutuihun！
jiuzaitazhunbeizhaorenwenlushi，turantingdaoyizhenjiaojidejiaohansheng，“yourenyundaole，zanmenzheifujinyouyishengma？”
qinfengwenshengwangqu，zhijianqianmianjishimichu，youyiqunrenweizaiyiqi。
“快打120。”
“yaobuzhijiebaotashangwodeche，wosongtaquyiyuanba！”
“buxingbuxing，nidoubuzhidaorenjiaweishenmeturanyundao，wanyitaxianzaideqingkuangbunengluandongni？haishidengzhuanyedeyishenglaichulicaixing。”
tingdaodajianiyiyanwoyiyudeshuohuashi，yefanchuyubenneng，dabuchongleguoqu。
“mafanrangrang，woshiyisheng。”
yefanyibianhanzhe，yibianwangliji。
dangtajinquhou，kandaodishangtangzheyigechuanzhezhiyetaoqundenvren。
tatingpiaoliangde，shencaiyebucuo，qiantuhouqiaode，genshijieyoudeyipin。
zhibuguocikedetaliansecanbairuzhi，shentiyeshibushichouchujixia。
zaitashenpang，youshigeshenzheheixizhuangdebaobiaojiangtaweizaiqizhong，jingtidedaliangsizhou。
“nishiyisheng？”zainianqingnvrenshenpang，dunzheyigemanlianjiaojide，dafubianbiandezhongniannanren。
“shide。”yefandiantoudetongshi，xiangyaolaidaohunmibuxingdenvrenshenpang。
keneixiebaobiaofeidanburang，erqiehaiduoduobirendewangqianzoulejibu。
“jiunizheiyang，huishiyisheng？niyouxingyizigezhengma？shinageyiyuande？”
qizhongyigebaobiao，kandaochuanzhebeixinduankurenzituodeyefanhou，jingtidemuguangzhonghaiduolejifenxianqi。
“womeiyouxingyizigezheng，yebushirenheyiyuande，jintiangangcongqianlingshanxialai。”
yefanhenrenzhendehuidahou，zhoulezhoumei，“nimengankuairangkai，buyaodanwulezheigebingrendezuijiazhiliaoshijian。”
zheibaobiaotingdaoyefandecuicu，wudongyuzhong，qitabaobiaoyemanlianbiyihechaofeng，“laoshidaizheba，xianglilaidechijiaoyisheng，yexiangjiwomendaxiaojiezhibing？bairizuomengni？”
“xiaozi，dengdanideyanjingkankan，zheikeshiwomenlinchengsidajiazuzhishouyunjiadedaxiaojie，niyoushenmezigejitazhibing？”
“jiuniyexiangkaojindaxiaojie？youhejuxin？”
jiuzaizheishi，yiliangheisebenchishangwuchejichierzhi，wenwentingzaiyefanshenhou。
kandaocheyihou，zhiqianyizhimeishuohuadezhongniannanrenyunwanshanlishengcuicudao：“biegenzheixiaozidanwushijian，gankuaibayanranbaoshangche，womenmashangquyiyuan！”
shuowan，yunwanshanzheicaisaoleyanyefan，“nidehaoyiwoxinlingle，danqingnirangkai，biedanglu。”
“laibujile。”yefankaikoudao。
“什么意思？”
“congzheiquyiyuan，zuikuaiyaoduojiu？”
“不堵车十分钟。”
“ninverzuiduosanfenzhongjiuyaogepi。”
yefannachuyizhiyandiaozaizuili，“niwangyiyuansong，haiburuzhijiesongbinyiguan。”
ciyanyichu，neixiebaobiaofennudechongxiangyefan。
“住手！”
yunwanshanduokanyefanjiyan，“ninenghuanjiewonverdezhengzhuang，bangtazhengqugengduoshijianma？”
tingdaozhongniannanrendeyaoqiu，yefanhenbuzirandekanzheta。
duanzandeqidaihou，zhongniannanrenyeyishidaozijideshitai，“huanjiebuleshiba？shiwogaogunile......”
“womeinongmingbai，zheidianxiaobing，wowanquankeyizhiyuta，weishenmenizhixianghuanjiezhengzhuangni？”
叶凡很认真的反问。
什么？！
zhongniannanrentinghou，xianshiyijing，suihoubianlianlianyaotou。
“nizhidaowonvershishenmebingma？niyouzhidaoquanguoyouduoshaozhuanjiajiaoshoudoushushouwucema？niquedingniyigechijiaoyisheng，bitamengenglihai？”
“lianxiantianxingxinzangbingdouzhibuhao，yehaoyisizixuzhuanjiajiaoshou？”
叶凡很纳闷的反问。
“ni......niyiyanjiukanchuwonverdebingle？”
yuanbenbubaoxiwangdeyunwanshan，bukesiyidekanxiangyefan。
“buranni？henjingyama？”
“nei......neininengjiujiuwonverma？”
yunwanshansuiranbuquanxinyefandehua，danyebugannanverdexingmingdaduganquyiyuan。
bijingzheixiaozinengyiyankanchuzijiguinvdebing，shuomingtayoujixiazi。
“rangnishouxiaquyibiandaizhe，bieweizaibingrenzhouwei，taxuyaochongzudeyangqi。”
shuowan，yefanyiliandandingdelaidaobingrenmianqian。
ketahaimeichushou，baobiaoneimanshiweixiedeshengyinbianxiangleqilai，“woquannizuihaoxiangqingchuhouguo，yaoshidaxiaojieyoushenmesanzhangliangduan，womenyaonixiaoming！”
yefantiaoletiaomei，shouwanyidou，yigenyinzhenwenwenzhazaizheibaobiaomeixinweizhi，tameiyourenhezhengzha，zhongzhongdaodibuqi。
“你太吵了。”
kandaozheiyimu，zhongduobaobiaoxiangyaoshangqian，jiulianyunwanshanyezhoulezhoumei，“xiaoxiongdi，zhei......”
“biedanxin，sibule，yifenzhongzhinei，jiunenggenmeishirenyiyangxinglai。”
shuowan，yefannachuyinzhen，shuliandizharuneiguan，jiquan，zhiyang，jiuweisigexuewei，tongguofanfudenianzhuanhou，budaoershimiao，bianshouhuiyinzhen。
“nianqingren，zhiliaojieshule？”
“结束了！”
“kewonverzenmehaimeixingni？”
zhongniannanrenmanshijiaolvdewendao。
“ninveryijingquanyule，yinggaihenkuaijiuhuixinglai。”
“kekeke......”
yefanhuayingangluo，jiaodididaoyinrenliandekesoushengxiangqi，zhiqianhunmibuxingdenvrenhuanhuanzhengkaileyan。
“yanran，nixingle！ganjuezenmeyang？”
zhongniannanrenhenjidongdeyingleshangqu。
“ba，womeishi，woganjueyouzhongqiansuoweiyoudeshuchanggan，huxicongmeizheimeshunchangguo。”
“nidexinzangbingyijingquanyule，shizheigexiaohuozibangnizhihaode。”
yunyanranneimirendeshuangmouzhizhidingzheyefan，zuzukanlehaojimiaocaiyikai，“xiexieni，zhendetaixiexienile。”
yunyanranqishenlaidaoyefanmianqian。
tashenshangdutedexiangwei，rangyefanpengranxindong，buguotahaishibaochidehenzhending，“jushouzhilaoeryi。”
yefanshuohuashi，buyoukanxiangzhongniannanren，“ninverdexiantianxingxinzangbinggennideyinjibiqilai，genbenbusuanshenme！”
“nideyinjiruozaibuzhi，mingbujiuyi！”