“殿下、殿下……”
layuelindong，tianshidahan。
dayunquejing，xuanwumenwai。
wuaimengmengzhong，yixixuanguabeiyanwangqidepangdacheduichuxianzaishiyejintou。
lisancengwaisancenggongweidesanjiamachenei，weiyingzhengzaiwotashangshushui。
hunhunchenchenzhong，beiyidaoqingroudeshengyinsisihuanxing。
talveyouxiemimangdechengkaishuangyan，yingruyanliandeshiyizhangmingyanliandaner。
weiyingyishinaozihaiyouxiehutu，haimeinengconggaoloulinlidemengjingzhongxinglai。
zuoqishenhuanlepianke，fangcaiyishidaozijiyibuzaishineigezaixiandaishehuizaojiuwanwudekubiqingnian。
ershidayunwangchaobeiyanwangfushizi。
tianxiayidingyideqingguishenfen！
“dianxia，daoquejingle。”
“fangcaiyoutaijianlaigao，shuolibuyingjiedeyizhangyizaixuanwumenwailiehao。”
weiyinghuangran，zheicaixiangqizijiyibuzaibeiyanzhidi，ershizaiqianwangquejingqiuxuedelushang。
shuoshiqiuxue，shijishangqueshipaolaijingchengjidayunhuangdihewenwubaiguanlugeliande。
bijingjianglaitayaoconglaoyezishouzhongjieguobeiyanwangdeweizhi，chengweidayunjingneiweiyideyixingwang。
haishishouwoershiwanjubeijun、yongzhenbianguandezhongquanwangye！
ruguohuangdilianzijizhangshayangdoubuzhidao，ziranshibukenengyunxutajichengwangweide。
yincizheitangshunianzhijiudeqiuxueshengya，zhudingbuhuipingjing。
xiangdaozheixie，weiyingyouxiewuliaodedalegehaqie，renyouxueyanerjitaxixizhenglizhezhuang。
henkuaipangdadecheduididachengxia，libufuzeyingjiedezhuguanshangqianjianli。
“libuchunguanxiaoyuansi，tefengchaotingzhiming，zaicigongyingshizidianxiarujing！”
weiyingzuozuzitaihou，fangcaicongmachezhongchulai，yaoyaoxiangzhexiaoyuansiyili。
“zaixiaweiying，kurangxiaodarenzaizheidahantianjiudeng！”
shuangfanglishuzuowan，zheicaikaishireluoqilai。
xiaoyuansishengdebaibaijingjing，sanshilaisui，shenshangjinshidushurenderuyaqizhi。
gongweidao：“xiaguanshangzaidifangweiguanshi，biancengtingwendianxiashengdeyibiaotangtang、fengliutitang，neiligengshiqiuxueruoke、jiyouneihan，shishijianshaoyoudejunzi，jinriyijianguozhenruci！”
weiyingzaixindifanlegebaiyan。
tashengmingzaiwaidepinxingtazijihainengbuzhidaoma？
shangbeizidangdagongzikuriziguoduole，zheibeizishengzaibeiyanwangfu，neishibaofuxingdeqiongshejiyu。
buganshuoqinanbanv，queyechengdeshangyijubaijiawanyier。
至于说求学若渴？
biekaiwanxiaole，tayaozhenqiuxueruoke，neishangbeizihaizenmehuishigekubidedagongzini？
duifangkuatawaimao、kuatapaoquejinglaiqiuxue，neihaizhenshinianzhehaodezaiayufengcheng。
takedanbuqizheixiemingsheng。
erqiezaicongbeiyanchufaqian，tajialaoziyeyizaiyaoqiuta，qianwanbiexiangzhezaijingchengyimingjingren。
haohaodanggehunchidengsi、hengxingbadaodewankujiuxing。
fouzezhenzhanxianchushenmejingrendewentaowulvelai，huangdilaoergujishiyaoshuibuzhejuele。
yincizheiyilushangweiyingdouxianghaole——
zaijingchengqiuxuezheijinian，biedebushuo，neimingshengshiyidingyaogaochoude！
“darenmiuzanle，zaixiayezhibuguochushenbipangrenhaoyixiebale。”
两人简单交谈几句。
suihoulibuderenmakaishilieduiyizhang，yiluqiaoluodagudeyinzhebeiyanwangfudecheduijincheng。
zaijingguoxuanwumenshi，xiaoyuansihaibuwangchongzuodaoyoujieshaoqizheishanmenlai。
“dianxiayousuobuzhi，dangchuquejingzaixiuzhusizuozhuchengmenshi，gaozuhuangdiweilecouzusixiang，jihushiliejinletianxiabohu、qingshe、hongque、xuangui。”
“yinciduiqizheishanmendemeiyikuaizhuanshizhong，douhanyoudalianggufen。yibandejiaqinshengchu，zailuguoshidoushizhanzhanjingjing……”
魏婴听得兴致缺缺。
zhengzoushensikaozhedengshaohouzouwanruchengdeliucheng，jiuhuijializaiquejingdefudihaohaobuyijue。
sheizhijiuzaitachuanguochengmendeyichanei，naohaizhonghudixiangqiyidaoyouxietuwudeshengyin——
【ding，jiancedaosuzhuyichufarenwudidian，dipiliumangnixixitongyikaiqi——】
【yijuexinglainifaxianzijichuanyuedaoledayunquejing，chenglenikouxiangrenzenggouededipi，dannixincunhonghuzhizhi，juedingcongdipiliumangkaishinixi。】
【erniweilebubaolushenfen，zhinengjixubanyanzheliumang，qiaqiaocishigebibanlaiyigeqiaoguafu。】
【qingsuzhushangmenjiangguafufuhonglingdiaoxizhijiaoxiu，jianglixuanpingongfa《qinglinjue》shiniangongli。】
weiyingyouneimeyishunjiandelengshen，suijimudengkoudai。
不是……
什么意思啊？
系统？金手指？
chuanyuedaozheifangshijieshiqinian，yitadechushenhediwei，neizhendekeyishuoshicongmeikeqiuguozheixie。
关键是用不上啊！
quebucengxiangzaishiqinianhou，hainengzhuangdayunjihuoxitong。
zhishi……zheidipiliumangnixixitongshenmegui？
wotamabeiyanwangshizia，zuoweijiazhongduzi，jianglaishiyidinghuijichengbeiyanwangweide。
wodipiliumang？wohaixuyaonixi？
开什么玩笑！
weiyingbuxieyigu，diaoxigebiguafuzhileide，tashizaimeixingququgan。
taiguobaihuaibeiyanwangfudemingsheng。
buguodangtajiangzhuyilifangzairenwujianglineiyilanshi，queyouyouyule。
congchushenghoubujiutajiuzhidao，zheifangshijiebujinjinyouwangchaogengdie，haiyoujianghuguwu。
bingqiehaibushineizhongyibandequanjiaogongfu，ershineizhongnengchoudaoduanshui、luohuazhanmingdedingjiwuxue。
jiulirucixinggenzhetayitongrujingdejianshixueyaner，bianshizheibandebajingwufu！
taxiaoshihouyecenghuanxiangguowudaodengfeng，chengweineitianxiadiyi。
zhibuguoyinweitalaozibeiyanwangyizhibuxutaxiwu，yincizhijindouhaishiyigeputongren。
danruguozijiyikaozheituranmaochulaidexitong，chengweiyidaijianghuchuanshuodehua……
weiyingdeshuangmoujianjianliangqilai。
shenmedipiliumang、wangfumingshengde，xianbieguanzheixieyoudemeide。
bujiushidiaoxiliangjiafunvma？
wozheidayunwangchaochulemingbeiyanwanku，neihaibushishounabaqia？
tadangjixingfenqilai，yebuguanyipanghaizaidiediebuxiudexiaoyuansi，niutoukanxiangshenhouchexiangnei，zhenganjingguizuozhedexueyaner。
“yaner，wojideniyiqianshuonizaiquejingdaiguoxuduonian？”
xueyanerdimeishunyan：“shidedianxia，yanercengzaijingchengshenghuoguosannian。”
“neinikezhinikouxiangzaihechu？”
“嫣儿晓得。”
weiyingdunshiyipaidatui，zheibujiutuolema！
zaixiaoyuansiyilianbujiedemuguangzhong，taqianzhexueyanertiaoxiamache，congyipangqibingdekuaxiaqiangguoyipizhanma。
fanshenshangquhouzheicaihuishenshuodao：“xiaodaren，woturanxiangqilaicixingquejingyoujianshifeichangjipo，jiexialaideluchengdarenzixingjueduanjike，bubiliwo。”
xiaoyuansidajingshise：“dianxiawanwanbukea，jiangninsongzhifudihouwohaiyaohuiqujiaochade！”
ranerrenxingqilaideweiyingnaerhaiyoukonglita，yishiyijiamafulikaileduiwu。
xiaoyuansizaiyuandidailenglepianke，zheicaifanyingguolai。
“doukanbenguanzuoshenme，zhuia！”
quejinghenda，qieyuanbibeiyanfushu。
napacishihaishiqingzao，jiedaoshangqueyishirenlairenwang。
weiyingjiazhemazaidajiexiaoxiangyilufeichi，yindedahuxiaojiaomashengyipian。
buguohaozaitaziyoubeiyanzhangda，suiranmeiyouwugongzaishen，yishenqishuqueshijiweilede。
zaixueyanerdezhiluxia，yilufeichijingshimeizhuangdaoshenmeren。
dagaiyikezhonghoubiandidaxitongtijidenikouxiang。
zhaofujinjuzhuderenjiandanwenxunguohou，biandezhizheitiaoxiangzizuijinliangriqueshiganggangbanlaileyigeqiaoguafu。
zhiyushibushijiaozuofuhongling，quemeirenzhidao。
yushiweiyingzaiwenmingluxianhou，henkuaijiuzhaodaoleneijianyoubanduniqiangweiqilaideluopoyuanzi。
haimeixiama，jiukandaoyuanzizhongjianyouyigeshenchuancubudenvren，zhengjuezheyidui**de**beiduizhetazaitaomixicai。
“jiushizheilile，yaner，kanhaoma！”
shuowanyebuguanxueyaneryiliandehaoqi，ziguzidetiaoxiamabei。
bugushenfenzungui，yebuqiaomen，shunzheniqiangjiufanjinleyuanzi。
ranhoumaozheshenzi，qiao**deyibuyibuxiangneinvrendebeiyingkaojin。
cishitayishiyouxiexingfennannai。
yaozhidaozichuanyueyilai，tasuiranguodeqiongshejiyujidubaijia，quehaizhenmeiganguoqixingbashi、diaoxiliangjiafunvdegoudang。
zhuyaoshiyinweishangbeizisuoshouguodejiaoyubuyunxu。
danrujinjiranshixitongrenwuyaoqiu，neijiumeibanfale！
kanzheneiliangbanjibianshidongricuyiyeyangaibulede**tunban，julizijiyuelaiyuejin。
weiyingshenxiyikouqi，suijipingqiningshenqiaoqiaojiangtoutandaozhengzhuanxinxicaidenvrenerbian。
wenzhetafasishangruoyouruowudexiangqi，hudiduizhezuijiaode**erchuiyouyoutuchuyikoureqi。
nvrenrulinlubanshoudaojinghe，mengdiniutouxiangtakanlai。
quebucengxiangweiyingjuliguojin，liangrenshuangchunxiangjie，zuibianyizhenweiliangrouruan。
一时双方都愣了。
piankehounvrenfangcaifanyingguolai，xiangyebuxiangbianshiyibazhanghuguolai
“啊——流氓啊！”
weiyingsuiranyeyouxielengshen，dansuoxingyibuzuoerbuxiu，bianyibajiezhunvrenhuguolaidexiaoshou。
shundaohainieleniezheizhanzheqingshuidewuguyushou，xiaodeyifuliumanglangdangzidepiqishizu。
“xiaoniangzi，liumangzaihechua？kanxiaoyewoquxiuleta！”