“可儿，遇到奇葩客户了?”瓜子脸同事一边涂抹指甲油，一边问道。
wenyan，lankeergenglaiqile，“hezhiqipa，jianzhishishabi，neijiahuojuranshuozaiyulanwanyouyidonglou，duile，haishiliuhaoloulouwang，jiaowobangmangchuzu。”
啥，一栋楼?
guaziliantongshizhijiexiaopenle，zheitemagenbenbushishabilehaoma?
jianzhishishabizhongdezhandoubi!
哈哈哈!
guazilianlegebuting，taochushouji，bazheixinxianshifadaogongzuoqun，shunjianyinqireyi。
henxianran，dajiadouzaimazhangmushabi。
kandaodajiadouzaimazhangmu，lankeershicaixiaolexiaoqi，xianzhewushi，yekaishitumozhijiayou。
kesheicengxiang，xiayike，dadada，yidaojicudegaogenxiezhuangjidimianshengxiangchuanlai。
zhijianyiweishencaifeimei，hunshenshutoudedouyaodichushuidenvrencongerloubangongshipaoxialai，muguangqueshiqiansuoweijiandebingleng。
lankeerheguaziliantongshidouhehuaile。
yaozhidaolairenkeshiwuyezhongxindejingli，wanyibeitafaxianshangbanshijiantumozhijia，kejiuwandanle。
“ye，yejingli。”errenlimazhanqilai，xiangfanlecuodexiaoxuesheng。
“lankeer，ganggangzaiweixinqunlidetaolunshizhende?nijiedaileyiweishengchengyongyouliuhaoloudeyezhu?”xiangbiqimuguang，yezhiqiudeyuqigengjiabingleng。
“叶经理，我……”
“nizhixuhuidawo，shi，huobushi。”
lankeerbiaoqingshaoxianjiangyingdedianlediantou，yinyinganjuezijikenengchuangdahuole。
guoran，yezhiqiulenglengdao，“lankeer，nideyunqizhenbucuo，zuowanyoukehucongzongbuquankuantizouleyidonglou，gangqiaoshiyulanwanliuhaolou。”
“啊?”
lankeerhekule，zenmehuiyouzheimeqiaodeshiqing，zheizhonggouxuedeshiqingzenmejiufashengzaizijideshenshang。
“hailengzheganshenme，likedahuiqu。”
“ruguozheiweikehuyaotousunidehua，sheiyebangbuleni。”
yezhiqiudangchanghechi，sihaobujirenheqingmian。
bijingneikeshiyidongloudeyezhua，nenggouzaizhonghaiquankuantizouyidonglou，qishenfendiweikexiangerzhi，zheijianshiruguochulibuhao，daomeidebujinjinshilankeer，haiyouzhenggeyulanwanwuyezhongxin。
lankeeryeshenzhizheigeli，gubushangkuhuadezhuangrong，jinghunweidingdehuibozhangmudehaoma。
zhikexi，shoujiguanjile!
看来后果很严重啊!
lankeerjiaoquyizhan，ruanmianmiandetanruanzaizuoweishang。
jier，zhenggeyulanwanwuyezhongxindeqifengenzhejinzhangqilai。
sheiyebuzhidaodengdaitamendemingyunhuishishenme?
jiulianyezhiqiudoujingchuleyishenxianghan……
erzheishi，haobuzhiqingdezhangmuzhengzhunbeichumen。
zuowanxingfenleyiye，wanglejishoujichongdian，jieguodawandianhuajiuzidongguanjile。
dantayiranshizuohaojueding，bushibuxiangxinzijima?
zijijiubaoyixiangfangchanbenguoqu。
shunbianqiaoqiaoyaotiantianjizijinuanbeiwodexiaojiejiezhangdehaokanbuhaokan。
ruoshichoubaguai，ganjingundan!
……
guolesanshiduofenzhong，yulanwanxiaoqudongmen。
zhangmubaozheyixiangfangchanben，zhongyudaole。
“zhangmu，nizenmehuizaizheili?”
zhengzhunbeijinqu，yiliangheiseaodia4ltingzaishenbian，fujiashidechechuangluoxia，luchuyizhangbiaozhundewanghonglian。
卢娜娜?
zhangmutingyiwaide，juranzaizheieryushangleduifang。
ai，shuoqilaihaiyouxiexiaokexi，zuowanchayidianjiunengnaxiata。
buguokanqing‘nvshen’dezhenmianmu，daoyebujiandeshihuaishi。
“wozhidaole，nigeqiongbi，zhoumochulaijianzhi，jirensongkuaidishima?”meidengzhangmukaikou，lunanazuijiaotiaoqibiyidehudu。
zhangmuyileng，jianzhisongkuaidi?
bieshuo，zijizheiyangbaozhegedaxiangzi，queshitingxiangkuaidixiaogede。
xiaolexiao，bingmeiyoushuoshenme，zhangmudemuguangzhuanertouxiangjiashixinanzi。
额，这是猪吗?
feitoudaer，xiangchangzui，jiucaobishanghaizhangyoujikedoudou。
zhuyidaozhangmudemuguang，lunanadangjixiaoniaoyirendewanguonanzideshoubei，xuanyaodao，“wanglegennijieshao，zheishiwonanpengyou，jialikaiguanggaogongside，jintianlaizheilimaifang。”
“zhangmu，nizhidaozheiyulanwandejunjiashiduoshaoma?zhidaoyitaoxiaohuxingquankuannongxialaixuyaoduoshaoqianma?”
“shide，nimeitingcuo，wonanpengyouzhunbeiquankuantizouyitaochanquanmianjiliushipingde……”
koumohengfeidejieshaozhe，lunanawanquanyongbikongkanren，ruguozheigeshihouzaijitayitiaoweiba，baozhunzaojiuqiaodaotianshangqule。
zaitakanlai，shuowanyiqie，zhangmukendingwudizirong，henbudezhaotiaodifengzuanjinqu。
bijingzhangmujiushigeqiongbia，tanengzhidaogepi。
zuowanjiezhejifenzuiyi，benxiangbianyishuaiqidezhangmuyihui，qiliaozheijiahuopaoqujianpolan，zhijiejiangzijiliangzaiyipang。
neijiuhuogaidanshenyibeizi。
pei，qiongguishibupeiyongyouaiqingde。
然而——
shishishang，zhangmuhaizhenbuzhidao。
yinweitayongyoudeneidonglou，keshiyulanwanjunjiazuigaodelouwang。
yagenjiumeiyouyibaipingyixiadefangzi。
yitaoliushipingdexiaofangziyaoduoshaoqian?
buhaoyisi，queshibuzhidaoa。
bingqiezheishi，zhangmuxianrangengguanxinlingyigewenti。
卢娜娜有男朋友?
cao，tazaigongsi，bushiyizhixuanchengzijishidanshenma?
fouzezuowanyebuhuiduitayouxiangfa。
made，huozhuobiaoziyige!
zhangmuturanjuedezuowanmeigenzheinvrenfashengguanxi，shiyidaxingshi，fouzezhihuiyoushubujindemafan。
e，zheiweifeitoudaer，toushanglvyouyoudegemen，baozhonga!
zhangmuziqiuduofudepieleyanduifang，zhuanshenjiuzou。
zhenggeguochengmeiyoushuoyijuhua。
zheiyangdejudong，wuyiranglunanadoukuaiqizhale。
yaozhidaoyinweizuowandeshi，taxianzaixinlihaiyouhuo，zhengqiaozaizheizhongdifangzhuangjianzhangmu，zhunbeihaohaodexuanyaoyifan，chukouqi，qiliaozhangmuzhenggeguochengmeishuoyijuhua，zheijiuyouruxuliyijiudeyiquandazaimianhuashang，bietiduoyumenle。
“nihao，qingwenyulanwanwuyezhongxinzenmezou?”erzhuanshenlikaidezhangmu，yijinglaidaobaoanmianqian。
“niquwuyeganma，songkuaidi?”xiaoqubaoanxianranyebazhangmudangchengkuaidiyuan，tongshihaizaixiangzheikuaidixiaogeyezhengouhansuande，liansanlunchedoumeiyouma?
“bushisongkuaidi，wozhaotamenyoudianshi。”
“gungungun，zheikeshigaodangxiaoqu，nizhaotamennengyoushenmeshi?”
baoanzhigaoqiyang，dafazhangmukuaidiangundan。
kandaozheiyimu，lunanayoushufule。
xunsutaochushouji，yaobazheiyimupaixiali，fadaogongsiqunli。