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他在扮装吃老虎?
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好家伙!
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……
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还是快点谈正事吧。
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砰砰!
很快，敲门声响起。
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啊?
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唰!
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啊啊啊!!!
羞死人了!
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ruoshinengjizheiyangdegaofushuaitiantiannuanbeiwo。
自己并不吃亏!
要不就从了?