suizhexiaoyishengdejingjiao,dajiafenfenchaoxindianyiwangqu。
zhijianyiqiyizhenbodonghou,suoyouyishengkandaolezhaolaoyedequxianjianjianhuifuzhengchang。
meiduojiu,zhaolaoyezijingranhuanhuanzhengkaileshuangyan,xingleguolai。
zhaolaoyezidiyiyankandaodeshizhuyisheng,yiweishitajiuleziji,bianyouyoukaikoudao:“zhuyishengzheiciduokuilenia,zhenshimiaoshouhuichun,jiulewozheibalaogutou。”
zhuyishengyileng,suizhihahayixiao,houzhelianpirenlexialai。
“zhaolaoninkezhenshiguoyule,zheishidajiaqixinxielidexiaoguo,wozhishiqilezhuzhidaitouzuoyong。”
“zheinalishiguoyu,wodeshentiwozijizhidao。zhuyisheng,zheifenjiumingzhienwojixiale。”
zhaolaoyezishuowan,bianyoukanxiangleguizaishenbianyilianpibeiyoujingxidezhaoqing。
zhaoqinghuiyingzhezhaolaoyezidemuguang,biaoqingmingxiandisongleyikouqi:“yeyeninzongsuanxingle。zhenshitaihaole!yihuierwojiudadianhua,jiaoqianguanjiaduoaodiantang,jininbubushenti。”
zhaolaoyezidiantou,xinweididao:“zheiduanshijianxinkunile,niyouxinle。”
“haole,woyoudianlei,nimendouxiaqu……”
zhaolaoyezizhengshuozhe,meixiangdaotayigekaqiao,turanyouyunleguoqu,zhitingtingdidaozaichuangshang。
zhouranruci,zhongyishengyizhenjinghuang。
“yeye!yeye!zenmehuishi?zhuyisheng,nikuaikankan!”
zhaoqingganmangrangzhuyishengjinxingjiuzhi,danzhuyishengshizhanlehaoyihuieryishuqueshushouwuce。
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朱医生汗如雨下。
“zhei……zhei……zheiwoyebuzhidaoshizenmehuishia!”shuozhe,zhuyishengjinzhangdeshentizhandouzhe,yanshenhuangzhang,yongshoucalecahan。
zhaoqingzheicaimingbai,kenengshiqinmojiweidedanyaoqilexiaoguo,bianlijirangrenquzhaowugong。
lingyibian,qinmobeijiweiweishiyazou,jinlelongshiyichujianlaoli。
taxingyimouhailingdaodezuimingyiranzuoshi,guanrulaolidengdaipanxing。
wangyutoutingdaoqinmomouhailingdao,yebujitahaolianse。
“bataguanzai002haolaofang,jitadianerkutou。”
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laofangliyou8geren,jianqinmojinlai,qiqikanleguoqu。
youyiweilianshangyoudaobadenanrenzuozaichuangbian。
tazhangdehenshibiaohan,shangxiadaliangqinmo,kandeqinmohaobuzizai。
qinmotanlekouqi,zuozaichuangbian。
tazijidoujuedeyumen,haoxinbangzhaoqing,jieguohaibeiguanqilaile。
yiqinmoxiuweilaishuo,qishixiangmiediaoneixieweishiyebushibukeneng,keganglailongshijiufandashi,shizaibutaihao。
turan,daobananxiaozhezuozaiqinmoshenbian,yigejingerjiqinmopaomeiyan,lianshangdedaobarudongqilai,haosiyitiaowugongyiyang。
zheihaibusuan,daobananjingturanshangshou,moqiqinmodexiongjilai。
秦墨吓得跳了起来。
“**!你干嘛!”
daobananyilianmeixiao,conghuailijingtaochuyikuaifeizaodiuzaileqinmomianqian!
“xiaopengyou,gegefeizaodiaole,mafanjianyixia。”
“我捡你妹啊!”
qinmokandaozheikuaibaibaidefeizao,yanjingdouzhile!
这尼玛也太恐怖了!
qinmojianqifeizao,yifeizaozhijiezazaidaobananlianshang。
“你个死基佬!”
“nibuconglaozi,laozijiuqiangshang!”daobananehenhendishuo。
bageren,buhuaihaoyijiangqinmobizaiqiangjiao。
“滚!”
qinmozaibufankang,pipidouyaobubaole,tazhuazhudaobanandetou,yiquandaleshangqu,dunshixianxuefeijian。
qitajirenkanqingkuangbumiao,lunquanxiangqinmodalai。
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bazheixierenenzaidishangzouleyidunhou,qinmohuangzheshouwanzuozaichuangbian。
guolehuier,benlaishixiangguolaichakanqinmocanzhuangdewangyutou,faxianqinmobingmeiyouxiangzijixiangxiangzhongdeneiyangshoudaodaobanandewuru,yushixinshengyiji。
……
晚饭时间。
“lailailai,kaifanle。”
zhijianwangyutounazheyiguofanheyiguocailaidao002laofangqian。
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erhoutataohaobanjiqinmofengshangyifanyicai,kexiqinmocishizhengzaipantuixiulian。
zheixiefancaitakandoumeikanyiyan。
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wanfanhou,qinmorengzaixiulian。
tadefancaiquewurengandong,yuanyangbaifang。
danturan,tafaxianyourenjingtiedaolezijishenshang,sihushiyiyutuoquzijideyifu。
qinmomengranzhengkaiyanjing,dingjingyikan,quejiandaobananyilianhanqingmaimaidikanzheziji,neizhangdalianjinghaiyaowangzijilianshangcou,shoushanghaidongzuobuduan。
“**!”
qinmoyigejiling,zhijieyijiaojiangdaobananchuaidaoleqiangshang。
“budui。nimenzenmehuishi?”
qinmofaxianlaozhongdejirenjingshenzhuangtaidoubuduijing,youqishidaobanan,jingranmanmiantonghong。
qinmozheicaiyishidaokenengshifancaiyouwenti,yushitanaqizijidefancaizixiyikan。
果然!
饭菜中被下了药。
erdaobananzaibeiqinmochuaileyijiaohou,shenzhiyoulexiexuqingxing。
zhijiantayibianniuquzheshenti,yibianqichuanyuyudishuo:“ni、niliwoyuanyidian,wo、wohaoxiangkongzhibuzhuzijile……”
qinmotiaomeikanxiangdaobanan,zheihuierhainengtixingziji?
taxiaozheshuodao:“meixiangdaonizheigejilaohaitingyouguqi!nimenguolai,woyoubanfabangnimen。”
zhongrentingba,zaidaobanandedailingxia,qiangrenzhechongshangqudeyuwang,xiangqinmohuanhuankaojin。
qinmoshuangshouyihui,jidaolingqiliti,aigechuanjinlezhongrendeshentili。
qinmoyonglingqijijigerenjiechuleyaoxiao。
piankezhihou,daobanandengrenhuanhuanpingjinglexialai。
“zhei……duoxieenren!”
yankandaobananpuguolai,yaobaozhuzijidedatui,qinmoganmangyijiaotikai。
“youhe,zheiertingrenaoa。”
suizheyishengjixiao,zhijianwangyutoudairenzouleguolai。
zheixierenshoulihailinzheliangtongganshui。
“tingshuoniwanshangmeichifan?jiranjinihaocainibuyao,neinijiubazheixieganshuidoujiwochile!zuihaoyidibusheng,buran,pingnimouhailingdaodezuiming,xinbuxinwoxianzaijiunengqiangbini!”
wangyutoukanxiangqinmo,lenglengdixiaozhe。
qinmoyiliandanrandihuishi。
而另一边。
zhaoqingzhaolailebaizugong,bingbataweijilezhaolaoyezi。
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