我网恋对象才不是狗第18章

wufengshigetaoyanmafanderen,danshenweitaiqingguandedashixiong,tashenbiandemafanconglaimeiyoushaoguo。

tacongzhousuirendemianxiangshangkanchulaizhousuirenbingbushizuoezhiren,erqierenjiahaoxinsongtarencanjitang,tapaoquzhiwenrenjiayebutaiheshi。

yushi,taxuanzeleyigeweiwandebanfa。

zhousuirendingzhewufengchuanjitadewendangchenmoxujiu。

——《feirenleikaizhishengwubaohutiaoli》

zheigetiaolibusuanfanza,zhiyouliuye,meiyiyemeiyitiaozilixingjiandoufanfuqiangdiaoleyijianshi——yaoguaihenxishao,qingwushahai、zhapian、qiangduo、weixie、liyouyaoguai。

yaoguaibenshenjitamendesuoyouwu(zhu,suoyouwubaokuoyaoguaizishendemaofa、qiguan、xueyedengshentibufen,yijitongguoguojiarenzhengdeqitazichan)doushoudaofalvbaohu,fanshibieyoujuxinzuochuyishangxingwei,qingzelaofan,zhongzesixing,ruoshishiyishangtujingzhongbeiyaoguaifansha,chunshuhuogai,zerenzaiji。

zheixietiaolizhong,zhousuirenhaikandaoleyitiaoyudaoleyaoguaizenmeban,shangmianjichudejianyijingranhedangchutazaiwangluoshangsouchulaideyi、mo、yi、yang!!!

suoyiyujianyaoguaiyaobaochijuli、limaojiaoliu,zuihaowushi?

zheizhonglipudehuidajingranshiguanfangwenjianlide。

zhousuirendingzhexianhongdefeikexuexianxiangyanjiusuojigezi,yanzhuzidouyaobeiyinghongle。

zheixietiaolitafanlejitiaole?

tadaguonieyi,caisuilemomodetou,zheiliangtiaojiugoutazuolaole。

taxianghenieyitanlianai,zheisuanbusuanbieyoujuxindejiejinyaoguai?

suiranmeiyouweibiliyouhongpiannieyiheqitaxiaojingguai,dannieyiyizhizaijitajigezhonglingzhi,xiaoyaoguaimenyesongguotadongxi,youqishicancan,tajialibujinyouyikeliangbainianderencan,haiyouyizhengpingrencanzi,zheixiehuibeipandingweibufasuodema?

“suisui,nizaifashenmedai?”

zhangyihezhejitang,youxieqiguaidekanzheduizheshoujichenmodezhousuiren。

zhousuiren:“yiyi…wozuolaodehua,nimenhuiqutanwojianma?”

张伊:“……”

nagehaorenhuimomingqimiaodehuanxiangzijizuolao?

zhangyifangxiashaozi:“xianshuoshuonizuolaodezuimingshishenme?”

zhousuiren:“haibuzhidao,dengwowendaolezaihenishuo。”

张伊:“……”

zhousuirenzhanqishenbazijiguanzaizhangyi、yaomiaochuzuwudeyangtai,wenzidaleshan,shanleyouda,fanfushushici,taxuanzexianjinieyidadianhua。

聂弈:“岁岁——”

zhousuiren:“nieyi,nizhidaoneige《feirenleikaizhishengwubaohutiaoli》ma?”

聂弈:“知道。”

zhousuiren:“neige……daleni、haiyoumomodeshi,wohuiquzuolaoma?”

nieyitingdexiaochulesheng:“suisui,youjuhuajiaozuominbugaoguanbujiu,zuoweinidenanpengyou,woshibuhuiqugaonide,ermomoxihuanni,youshoulenidefengkoufei,yebuhuiqugaoni,suoyinibubidanxinyinweidayaoguaierzuolao。”

zhousuirenmeiyoushuohua,zhenggerenhaizaiwenjiandechongjizhong。

tazaifansiziji,zhidaonieyishiyaohou,tahaishiyoulexiekebanyinxiang,biruqianyishiderenweiguanfangshipaichiyao,shenzhikenenghuibayaodangchengyileiduidai。

jieguoguanfangbujinzhidaoyaodecunzai,haichutailewenjianbaohu,ertabujinbuxuyaodanxinnieyi,faneryaodanxinhenieyitanlianaideziji,huibuhuiyibuxiaoxinjiubazijitanjinlaoli。

meitingjianzhousuirenshuohua,nieyiyoudao:“niyaoshishizaidanxin,wojinixieyifenmianzeshenming,yaobuyao?”

zhousuirenlikelailejingshen:“yaoyaoyao!”

聂弈又笑了。

zhousuiren:“haiyounisongwodeneixiedongxi,wonazhemeishiba?cancansongderencanyijirencanzi,woyaobuhaishituihaijicancanba。”

nazhezongganjuehuibianchengtadezuizheng。

nieyi:“doushiyixiechishi,nichilejiushenmedoumeiyoule,zhiyucancan……nijinwansonghuilai,gujitalianyejiuyaoqunijiazhaoni,dangzhenidemiankule。”

“biedanxin,neifenwenjianzhishiweilefangzhiyixiebieyouyongxindexiexiushanghaixiuweiqiandeyaolingjingguai,nijibianbashangmiandesuoyoutiaolidoufanlegebian,yebuhuiquzuolaode。”

“erqiechule《feirenleikaizhishengwubaohutiaoli》wai,haiyougedongxijiaozuo《feirenleikaizhishengwuxingweizhunze》,yaopianren、shangren,yeshiweifade,beizhualeyeyaozuolao。”

nieyihanxiaodesangyintingqilaihenlingrenanxin,zhousuirenxiangdaoletadedabinggoulian,turanyouxieshouyang。

henieyigualedianhuahou,zhousuirenyouhuidaoleliaotianjiemian,shanshangaigaihou,taxiaoxincuocidejiwufengfalexiaoxi:【yaoguaiziyuanzengdedongxikeyishouma?】

“咳咳咳——”

wufengdefeidouyaokechulaile。

zhousuiren‘zhengzaishuru’neimejiu,nanbuchengshiquwenyaoguaile?

自愿赠与……

wufeng:【niquedingbushihonglaide?】

zhousuiren:【nizaishuoshenme,wobuzhidao,wozhishitiwoyigepengyouwenwen,nengbunengshouyaoguaisongdedongxi。】

吴峰:……

吴峰边咳边打字。

ziyuanzengyudangranshikeyide,dantiandixianayouzheizhonghaoshi?

zaoxienianjianguizebuwanshandeshihou,daoshiyoudanchundexiaoyaoguaibeihongpianzhesongdongxi,danhoulaifeiyansuo、yaoguanjudengjigouxianhouchengli,yidanfaxiankailingzhidejingguaibianhuilikebeian,haiyouyouyaozuqianbeijiaodao,‘zengsong’zheizhongshiqingjihujiumeiyoule。

xianzaideyaobubidangnian,tamenkeshixuejingle,zhidaozijiquanshendoushibao,ouerxuyaoqianlecaikenengmaimaizijidedongxi,pingshidoushizangqilai,yagenbuloujirenkan。

xianglexiang,wufengchehuilezheijuhua,zhifaleyiju:【ziyuanzengyuhefa。】

周岁稔松了一口气。

tameiyoubuxiangxinnieyi,zhishinieyibijingshidangshiyao,tashuowuze,guanfangbuyidingrentong。

yigewentijiejuele,haiyoulingwaiyijian。

zhousuiren:【wopengyouhaixiangwenwen,renkeyiheyaotanlianaima?】

“咳咳咳咳咳——”

wufengkedesixinliefei,rendouguizailedishang。

shenmejiaozuoheyaotanlianai。

wufeng:【ninanpengyoushishenmeyao?duodale?nenghuaxinglema?buhuishirencanjingba?】

zhousuiren:【……doushuoleshiwopengyou。】

zaibuquedingdeqingkuangxia,zhousuirenbuxiangliuxiahuabing

吴峰:……

wufeng:【gaosunipengyou,buweifa,danyebutichang,ruguojianlilianaiguanxi,jiudaibiaonipengyouziyuanchengdanjiejinyaodefengxian。】

dawanzheijuhua,wufenghaishimeirenzhufaleyiju:【nipengyoujiubunengzairenlizhaoduixiangma?heyaotanlianai,kaolvguoshuangfangdenianling、renzhi、guanniandengchayima?】

shuojunantingdehua,yaoshengmanzhang,renleidebainianduiyuyaolaishuotaiguoduanzan,renyaolianzenmekandouzhudingbe。

xiangdianshijulineiyangyaoweilerenleifangqixiuwei,huozhebangzhurenleinitiangaiming、zhangshengbulaoyongyuanzaiyiqishenmede,chunshuxiache。

yaoyidanmeilexiuwei,yaomebianchengbentixingxiang,yaomezhijiesi,errangrenzhangshengbulaoyebukeneng,jibianshichenglexiushi,anzhaomuqiandiqiushangdelinglinongdulaikan,renxiudejixianshibudaoliangbaisui,ruguotongguoxieshushenmedeyanzhangshengming,neijianzhishizhuangguanfangqiangkoushang,zhijielaofanyuding。

zhousuirenkanzhewufengdehua,xinliwuweizachen。

tayikaishishibenzherenqudeya。

nieyiderenzhi、guannianyutahenqihe,zhiyunianling……

tabuxiannieyilao,nieyibuxiantaxiao。

yuyaoxiangchuqueshiyoufengxian,zheiyeshitadiyifanyinghenhaipadeyuanyin,keherenxiangchujiumeiyoufengxianma?xianzaishehuishangdeshaqi、shanvyoushijianneimeduo,jiulianhaohaozouzailushangdouyoukenengyudaochidaodefengzi。

weixiandebushizhongzu,shimouyigejutiderenhuozheyao,xiangbizhixia,nieyimingmingyouneimeqiangdeliliang,ketazainieyishenshangganshoudaodeshianquangan,erbushiweixie,zheiyecemianzhengminglenieyidewending。

shuojuzisidehua,ganqingyibian,lianaihenrongyiyinweimouxiewentijiuzhongzhi,jibiantahenieyizhendehuilianaihenjiu,zuoweihuishenglaobingsiderenlei,yongyouyigehuaqichaozhangdenanyou,zenmekanyeshitazhuanleba。

nanpengyouzheiduohuakaideyiban,danyouxingtaibianhuaya,nengrennenggoude……

xiangleneimeduo,danzhousuirenbuhuihewufengpouxitadexiangfa,tazhihuifuleyijudiandiandehua:【zhenaikeyidiguoyiqie。】

suirantahenieyimuqianzhishigangkaishitanlianai。

吴峰:……

见鬼的真爱。

wufengmeizaihuifuxiaoxi,zhousuirenxiaolexiao,zhuantoujinieyifaxiaoxi:【nanpengyou,womenquyuehuiba。】