第3章
yucitongshi，doushengpingtaiyigezhibojian。
yigeershichutoudepiaoliangnvshengyilianningzhongdekanzhepangbiandediannao，shibushiyaoyixiazuichun。
zheigezhubobuxianghenduozhuboneiyang，dingzheyizhangwanghonglian，haikaimanjimeiyan。
tasumianchaotian，chuanzhebaoshoudegaolingweiyi，buguojiusuanzheiyang，yeyangaibuzhutajueshidemei。
xiaolianhuanendexiangbolepidezhujidan，wuguanjingzhikanchengwanmei，zuixijingdeshitadefenhongbochun，haiyouneimeihaodeshencai。
zheigezhubozhengshizhimingyouxizhubo——xiaojiangdainifei。
tazhenmingjiangmingyu，mingxiaobiye，zhenzhengdecaimaoshuangjue。
yinyongyouhailiangfensiredu，shichangcanjiazongyi，shenzhiyouxiangyulequanfazhandeqingxiang。
buguomeimeiyourenwenqi，tadoushikoufouren，jianchengbuhuijinyulequan，zhixiangzhibodaidaiyouxi，jiwangyoumenzhenghuodoudoulejiuhao。
“daodishinagequni？zhizhidaoshiqianchuanshi。”
jiangmingyujiaojidehuazheshubiaoshangdegunlun。
jinzhangrangtakouganshezao，ketayegubushangheshui。
“qiuqiuzhuboxiaojiejie，yidingyaozhaodaota，tazaipengyouquanfayishuhou，jiuzaiyelianxibudaole。tayouyanzhongdeyiyuzheng，youshiduju，wozhenpatachushi。”
wangyou【chidingnile】fabiaopinglun。
bushaowangyouyetitazheji，jinliangbangmang。
“nihaohaoxiangxiang，tadagaizhuzainagequa！xianzaizhuboyijingbaohuojingle，qianchuanneibianhenzhongshi，danyouyumeiyousuodingquyu，tamengongzuonanyijinxing，zhinengxiantongguojishushouduanchadaotadefangwei。”
“shia，zuituxuedeshi，dengchadaolequyu，haidechajutiweizhi，zaiganguoqu，shuobudingrenyijingmeile。”
“woyekuaijile，nikuaibatapengyouquannengkandaohuanjingdezhaopianfachulaima，shuobudingyoudangdirenkanhuanjingjiuzhidaotazainaer。”
wangyou【chidingnile】：“woyexiangfatadezhaopianchulaia，kewomenzhishiwangyou，womenyemeiyoufaguozhaopian，tapengyouquanyemeiyou。”
“laixiaoxile！”zheishi，jiangmingyuturandajiaoyisheng。
“haoxiaoxi，qianchuanwangjingyisuodingtadeweizhi，shizaijunluqu，jutiweizhitamenbubiantoulu，buguoyijingqueding，yiganwangxianchang！”
jiangmingyuyouxiejidongdeshuodao。
zhishixinlidedashitouhaimeiyouchedifangxia。
bijinghaimeiyouquedingneigenvhaianquan。
erzheishi，tashuadaoyizetiezi。
haimeidengtashuoshenme，zhibojianhenduowangyoujiushuoqilezheishi。
“tameishile，tafentanzishabeiwaimaixiaogekanjian，baolehuojing，xianzaihuopumiele，tarenyemeishengmingweixian！”
“taihaole，zheiwaimaixiaogehenzhengzhia，wojiuhenpashi，kanjianshashidouduozhezou。”
“hesiwole，zheigewaimaixiaogeshigangqiaoguoqusongwaimaima？xingkuiyouta，buranneigenvhaiwanle。”
“dajiayidingyaozhenaishengming，bunengziwoshanghai！”
“meiyourenfaxianzheigewaimaixiaogezouluhenkuma？zhangdeyehenshuai。”
“zheigewaimaixiaogezhenshirenshuaixinshan，xiwangneigenvhaiqingxingguolaihou，haohaobaodazheigewaimaixiaoge！”
“zhubonengbunengguanzhuyixiazheigewaimaixiaoge，kankantahuibuhuidedaohuibao。”
kandaozuixinzheitiaopinglun，jiangmingyuxiaozhehuida：“fangxin，jiarenmen，wohuichixuguanzhuzheigewaimaixiaoge。yexiwangdajiazailisuonengjideqingkuangxia，duozuoshanshi。woxiangxin，haorenyouhaobao！”
......
“ding，gongxisuzhuzaisongwaimaiqijian，chenggongjiuxiayimingyiyuzishazhe，bimianyichangbeijudefasheng，jianglisuzhuyongjiuxingshenji——【chujichuyi】！”
qiantuganglikaixiaoqu，tingjianxitongjidejianglishishenmehou，xinqingluanqibazaode。
什么玩意？
tasonggewaimai，xitongzuishaodounengjiangli1000kuai。
yaoshiyinjujuegukewuliyaoqiudengyuanyin，xitonghainengjiangli10wanyuan。
jieguotajinzhangxixidejiulegeren，xitongjiangligechuyi？
tagesongwaimaide，yaochuyiyouchuiziyonga？
自己想吃好的？
tazheimeyouqian，qingshenmechushenqingbulai？
yongdezhezijiqinzidongshou？
chuyijiuchuyiba，taxiangzijiqinshouzuofanshiyongxiayecouhe，kezheiwanyiweishacaichuji？
真low！
qiantutucaolexitongyidun，zheicaiyouzaipingtaishangjiedan，tadasuanyiqihecheng，jinerjiujiangzheige10danwaimaiderenwujiwanchengle。
tadaoshiyaokankan，xitongjianglideshenmidalibaohuibuhuiyezheimelow。
zhenyaoshizheimelow，tajiubuwanle。
直接躺平！
这辈子不送外卖了！
zheicijiededandaoshigehaodanzi，shangjializhezijitebiejinbushuo，gukejializhezijiyebuyuan。
erqielushangrenyanxishao，congbuduche。
jueduishitamenwaimaixiaogedemengzhongqingdan。
zaiciquerendingdanxinxi，qiantudangjiqizhemotuochexiangzheshangjiadianpushiqu。
yilushangchangtongwuzu，buchusanfenzhongtajiulaidaoleshangjiadianpu。
tamalidebamotuochetingzaiyibian，feikuaidipaojindianli。
suirandianjiakenenghaimeichucan，dantazaidianlixiehuieryexing。
taxianzaihezhengchangwaimaiyuandexintaiyijingbuyiyangle，bujiujiezenmeyongzuiduandeshijianjiegengduodedanzi。
只是......
tazaidianlikanleyiquan，lengshilianbangerenyingdoumeikanzhe。
tajidezheijiadianshifuqidang，shengyihenxinglong。
xianzaiyoushifandianbuzhiyuzheigeshihoumeirenchifanba？
jiusuanshengyichadehen，meirenchifan。
那老板和老板娘呢？
nandaojintianmeikaiye，neidachangzhegemen，erqiehaizaiwaimaipingtaijiedanshishenmegui？
“laoban，ninzhidaopangbianzheigejitangmiandianzenmehuishima？wolaizheiernawaimai，zenmemeirena？”
tayilianmengbidezouchudianpu，qupangbiandechaoshidating。
chaoshilaobantanlekouqi，shuodao：“neinidagainabudaowaimaile。zhiqianjieshangyougerenxiangfengleyiyangnadaojianrenjiutong，zheijiadiandelaobanliangkouzijiupaochulai，weilebaohuluren，zheiliangkouzidouailedaozi。haozaibaxiongshouzhuazhule，zheiliangkouziyemeidashi，dousongyiyuanqule，danzheiyishibanhuierkendinghuibulai，nihaishigenkerenshuoyixiaqingkuang，quxiaodingdanba。”
chaoshilaobanzheimeyishuo，qiantujiumingbaile。
meixiangdaozheibeihoujingranhaiyouzheimeganrendeshi。
zheishitashoujilingshengturanxiangleqilai，shizheidandegukedalaidedianhua。
他赶紧接通电话。
“nihao，niyijingqucanlema？nengbunengbangwozaidianjianeilimaiyipingyingyangmanxian，zaibiedechaoshimaiyexing。waimaipingtaishangmeishangjiazheikuanyinliao，wojiumeidian。wojianverhenxianghe，mafannile。”
gukehenkeqideduiqiantushuodao。
qiantubenlaixiangshuomingshiqing，rangzheigegukequxiaodingdan。
turanxitongdetishiyinlaile。
“ding，jianchadaosuzhumuqiansuojiedingdanwufazhengchangqucan，tefabuxianshitiaozhanrenwu。”
“renwuyaoqiu：anzhaodingdanyaoqiujigukezuocan。renwujiangli：10wanyuan！tishi：dianjiabuhuiyincizeguaisuzhu，gengbuhuizhuijiusuzhuzeren，qingsuzhufangxin。”