第5章
丑团app
顺心鸡汤面的评论区
yitiaozhangpingyinqilebushaoshikededianzanhehuifu。
“zheishiwozheibeizichiguodezuihaochidejitangmianle！yeshiwozheibeizichiguodezuihaochidedongxi！gangdakaigaizi，wojiubeineinongyudejitangweijingyandaole。
wodoubuzhidaoyongshenmecilaibiaodawodexinqingle。yebuzhidaogaizenmexingrongzheiwanchaohaochidejitangmian！woganjuezaihualidecizaodoumeibanfaxingrongle！fanzhengwonverzheigeyanzhongtiaoshide，douchidehenxiang！
buguo，woshangmiansuoshuodezheixiedoubushizuilihaide！zuilihaideshizheiwanmianbushidianjiazuochulaide，shijiwosongwaimaidewaimaixiaogezuochulaide！wozhenmeixiangdao，tayigesongwaimaidejiwozuojitangmian，jingrannengzuodezheimehaochi！”
zheitiaozhangpinggangfachubujiu，haipeilejizhangjingmeidetupian。
yiwankanshangqujiuhenhaochidejitangmian，beizheigerenyigezhongjiaodupaishelexialai。
zhayikanzhenshiwanmeidebuketiaoti，rangrenzhenxiangpinchangyixia，changchangzheijitangmiandaodiyouduohaochi。
buguomazheitiaozhangpingjiubushihenrangrenmaizhangle。
“？？？nizaikaishenmeguojiwanxiao，chuiniuyebunengzheimechuideya？waimaixiaogejinizuodefan，zenmekeneng？”
“xianzaidezheixieshangjiakezhendeshiwunaodebuxing，lianzheizhongpinglundouxiangdechulai，buguoyekenengshipinglunderennaoziyouwenti，yinweizheizhongpinglunnenggourangrenmaizhang，keshizheisheixina！”
“gaoxiaoni，waimaiyuanjinizuofanyijinggoulipule，jingranhaibawaimaiyuanchuideneierlihai。
“zheijiadiandelaobanhaoxianglinshiyoushi，wogangcaidianlewaimai，beizheijiadianlaobandadianhuashuorangwoquxiaodingdanle。buguonizheihuashuodezhendeche，zenmeyebukenengshiwaimaiyuanjinizuofanya。”
“bushiwojiubumingbaile，nizaipinglunzheiliboyanqiuzuoshenme？”
qishiwaimaipingtaidepinglunyibanshimeiyourenhuifude，bijingzheiyebushiwanggoupingtai，erqienapashiwanggoupingtaidepinglun，yibanyemeiyoutaiduodehuifu。
kezheigezhangpingjiubuyiyangle，zheigezhangpingshizaitailipule。
jingranshuodiandewaimaishikuaidixiaogezuode。
这话谁能信呢？
guolehaoyihuier，fabiaozheigezhangpingderencaiyouzuochulehuiying。
“zhendeya，wozhenmeihushuo。wozheidanwaimaiqueshishiwaimaixiaogezuode，dianhualitashuodeqingqingchuchu，erqiewozhiqianyechiguozheijiadiandejitangmian，genzheishideweidaobuyiyang，zheicizuodezhenshitaihaochile。”
“nimenbuyeshuolema？zheijiadianlaobanlinshiyoushier，wodejitangmiandangranbushizheijiadianlaobanzuodele。neiwaimaixiaogezuohenzhengchanga，suiranwozuikaishiyehenbulijie。”
zheirenzuochulehuiying，buduoshiyoubeifanboleqilai。
kenengshiyinweizheijiadianhoulaidedingdantongtongdoubeiquxiaoledeyuangu，bushaorenlaipinglunzheibianfayan。
youderenyijingzhidaoleshiqingdezhenxiang，zhidaozheijiadiandelaobanshiyinweijianyiyongwei，suoyixianzaiquleyiyuan。
zheixiedingdanjiutongtongdedoubeiquxiaole。
erhenkuai，zheixielaipinglunquzheibianderenyedoukandaolezheigelipudezhangping。
sheiyemeixiangxinzheigerensuoshuodehua。
tamenyizaidejinxingfanbo，haoxiangbazheirendangzuoxiaoliao，wanquanbuzhidaodeshiqingshizheirensuoshuodeyiqiedoushizhenxiang。
zheifenwaimaiqueshishiwaimaixiaogezuochulaide，erzheizhengchuyuqiantuzhishou。
cishiqiantuzheige“shizuoyongzhe”zhengqizhedianmo，zailushangjichi。
yemuyiqiaoranjianglin，erqiantuyijingtiqianchiguolefan。
zhidengzhewanchengxitongsuoshuode10gedingdanderenwujiuhuijia，mingtianjiukeyibanjia，zhuyizhuhaozhaile。
“qianfang200mizuozhuan。”
“直行！”
“guohonglvdengyouzhuan300mi。”
shoujilibushixiangqidaohangdeshengyin，qiantujujinghuishen，anzhaodaohanghenkuaijiulaidaolemudedi。
这是一个音乐酒吧。
lipudeshi，kerenjiushiyaotajiangdingdansongdaozheigeyinlejiuba。
erdingdandedongxijingranshiyifendanchaofan。
kaiwanxiao，nayourenzaijiubalichidanchaofande？
yebuzhidaozheijiajiubarangburangsongwaimai。
qiantuganjinbodalekerendedianhua。
dianhuahenkuaijiubeijietongle，danyihandeshidianhuaneitoushizaishitaicaozale，yitingjiuzhidaojiubalihenchao。
yinledeshengyinhenliaoliang，genbenjiutingbuqingneibiankerendeshengyin，gujineibiankerenyetingbuqingtazaishuoshenme。
dianhualishizaigoutongkunnan，qiantugancuifaletiaoduanxinguoqu，kemeixiangdaojingranshichendahaile，denglehaojifenzhong，doumeijianyourenchulai，yemeitingdaoshenmehuiying。
qiantuzhihaoyingzhetoupilinzhewaimaizoulejinqu。
haozai，bingmeiyourenzulanta。
zhishijiubalirenshizaitaiduole，erqiehuanjingbitaxiangxiangdehaiyaocaoza，haiyaoluan。
buguotahaishiganjinyougenkerendadianhua，bingqiesixiaguanwang，xiangkankanyoumeiyousheiganghaozaijiedianhua。
dianhuayibeijietong，ertayeganjindedaochuqukan。
zhiyudianhualideshengyinma，tashizhentingbuqing。
tanulidedaochuqukan，zhikexizheilirenshizaitaiduole，renjirendegenbenjiukanbuqingchu。
zheishitaturanzhuyidaobuyuanchudewutai。
suhuashuodehao，“zhandegao，kandeyuan”。
wutaishangganghaomeiren，tazhandaowutaishangfukanjiuba，bujiuyiyannengkanchulaikerenzainaerma？
taganjinsanbubingzuoliangbuchongguorenqun，kuaisudeshanglewutai。
caozadejiubashunjianjiuanjinglexialai。
renaodeyinletingle，caozaxuanxiaoderenshengyetingle，zhenggejiubaanjingdekepa。
qiantushunjianyouxieshayan，zenmetayishangtaiquanchangdouanjingle。
buguotayegubushangshenmele，ganjinhuangusizhou。
zhenghaozhandegaonaerdoukandeqingchu，yinggaihenrongyijiunenggouzhaodaokerenzainaerba？
zheishi，buyuanchudeyigegaogezinanzishunjianjidongdezhanleqilai，zhizhezhanzaiwutaishangdeqiantuduizheshenbianderenhanleyiju：“zheigesongwaimaidezenmeshangtaile？”
shenbianneirentinglezheihua，hedemantoudahan。
“buzhidaoa！wozheijiurangbaoanbataganxialai。”
“zhenshiyaominga，neigeluoheshengyebuzhidaobaishenmepu，yigeshibaxiangeshounengyouhuoganjiubucuole，jingranhaifanggezi。”
“nifangxin，zheishierwokendingjinigejiaodai。”
tayibianjieshi，yibianganjinzhaohuzhebaoan，xiangzhewutaichongqu。
xinlibaqiantumaleyibaibianyiqianbian。
luoheshengneigeshibaxiangeshoufanggeziyejiusuanle，zenmehaiyougesongwaimaidepaodaowutaishangxiadaoluan？
这不是在砸场子吗？