第1章 当真是一群蠢货

tangyijiuzhanzaishufangmenkou,pingjingditingzhelimiandeduihua。

“yanyandingtitahuiyuejiadeshiyaoshibeitafaxianlezenmeban?”tangfurendishengwen。

“chunma?tabushizaojiuwangjixiaoshihoudejiyile,zhiyaoniwozanqiebushuoyanyanshihuiyuejiabujiuhaole。”tangqingshanmeihaoqidao,“daoshihoujiushuoyanyanlinshichuguoxiuxuequle。neiyuejiazaijinghaishishenmeshijiahaomen,tajiusuanzhidaoneiyelianmendoujinbuqu,haixiangjiechuanyanyan?”

“dui,guoliangtianyanyanzhibudingjiuyaojiajinxiaojiale。”tangfurencaianxinjifen,youchoumeidao:“danwoxinlihaishifandigu,wojuedezanmenhaishidexianggequanyizhice,rangyanyandangzheigeyuejiadaxiaojiewanquanmeiyouhouguzhiyoucaihao。”

“neijiuganjinsuibianzhaogerenbatajiachuqu,buyaozaijinghai,waidideneizhong,yueyuanyuehao。”tangqingshanchuzhuyidao。

“haozhuyi,womingtianjiuquzhao。”

tingwanzheixihua,tangyilenglengyixiao。

当真是一群蠢货。

tanengbujidexiaoshihoudeshiqingma?

wufeishizhidaozheijiarenxinhuaibugui,ruguotiqianbaolutashiyuejiasunnv,zhihuijitadailaishashenzhihuo,suoyicaiguyishuoxiangbuqilai。

qisuineiniantagensuimuqincongyuejiataochulai,weiletadeanquanzhijietuofujisuoweidehaojiemeitangfuren,bingqieliuxiasuoyoujixu。

tabuzhidaomuqinweishenmeduiyuejiarucikongju,zongzhineiyizou,muqinchedixialuobuming,shishengshisidoubuqingchu。

tayongyuanjidemuqinlikaishishuodezuihouyijuhua:【weiwei,buyaohuiyuejia,neishigechirendedifang,qianwanyaojizhu!】

jinguantangjiabazhantamuqinliujizijideneifenqian,shenzhikedaiziji。

tadoucongweixiangguohuiyuejia。

sheixiangdaoyuejiadeshoujiaoneimekuai,yijingzhaoshangmenlai。

gengmeixiangdaotangjiatanlan,rangtangyandingtizijihuiyuejia,chengletisigui。

tamenzhenyiweiyuejiazhaohuizijishirenzuguizongma?

呵——

那就成全他们好了。

yebudanwutadiaochamuqinxialuoyijiduohuizijidedongxi。

buguoyoujianshitadequebuhuirangtangjiadecheng。

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翌日。

tangyishouzuozaiyijiasirenkafeiting。

ertademuguanghenkuaisuodingzhuzijiyaozhaoderen——xiaojiaershaoxiaomolin。

yeshiyutayouwawaqindeweihunfu。

jirantangyandaitizijihuidaoyuejia,biranyaogenxiaomolinwanchenglianyin。

tayouzenmehuirangtamenruyi,kuangqiezheigeweihunfuduitahaiyouyongchu。

zheishi,qiaozhulishensecongcongdizoudaoxiaomolinshenbian,dishengdao:“laoban,yinweijiazhuanzhongshiya,suoyiyuanxianyaogennintanjiehundejigeheshirenxuandoubeihedebuganlaile。”

xiaomolinmuguangweichen,shitayiliaozhizhong。

“neijiuhuanyipi,heyuejinzengjiawuqianwan,zhaodanzidade。”

“是。”

“wodanzitingda,yaobuyaoshishi?”tangyiqingcuiyueerdeshengyinconghoumianxiangqi。

dunshixiyinxiaomolinhezhulixunshengwangqu。

wangzheyanqiannvrenmoyangjingzhipiaoliang,xiaomolinjunyanweimi。

qiaozhulihedao:“nigantoutingwomenshuohua!”

tangyisongsongjian,xiaodecanlan:“zheilishigonggongchangsuo,shinisangmenda,guaiwotinglihaoma?”

“你——”

xiaomolintaishoudaduanqiaozhulishuohua,heimoulishanguojifentanjiu,youyoudao:“zhidaowoshisheima?”

tangyidiantou:“dangranzhidao,xiaojiaershao,henghuajituanzongcai,tiantianresoubangdiyini,sheiburenshiya。”tazhazheyan:“xiaoxiansheng,woyeshilaizhaoxiangqinde,wojiabizhewoyuanjiani,woshizaibuxiangqu。ganghaoxiangqinduixiangyegelewo,jiranwomenzhenghaodouyaozhaojiehunduixiang,burugaogexinghunhezuoyixia?”