第6章
翌日清晨。
shenyangfanlegeshen，ganjuequanshendouxiangsanlejiaside。
toutengyulie，zuilifagan，yigushuobuchudezaoreconghoulongyilucuanshangnaomen。
tayinyinjidezuowan，haoxiangshipeizhefangshiyuzaichunxianggedashasifang？ranhou......
“咣当！”
yidatongbingliangdejingshuidangtoujiaoxia！
“**，yourentouxi！”
shenyangyigejiling，shunjiancongdibanshangzuoleqilai！
zhijuenaodaiwengdiyisheng，mannaozizhiyousangezi：wozaina？
dengtaroulerouyan，caifaxianzijicikezhengguizaiyizuoguseguxiangdeshufangzhong。jiaodipuzheqingzhuan，sizhoumuliangdiaohua。
manyandoushimimang，zaizixixiang，caijiqilai，tazuotianchuanyuele，zheilikanyangzishifangwenshandeshufang。
erzaitashenbian，yigetongyangbeipodequanshentoushideshenyingquanzheshenzi，yibiandaduosuoyibiangunongzhe。
“leng，lenga，sheiteme，youbawomenglideziyanpomeile......”
shenyangkanleneishaonianyiyan，lianyihei，zheibuzhengshizuikuihuoshoufangshiyu！
cishicike，shufangzhuweishang，yidaoshenyingqishirushanbanyalai。
fangwenshanjinrichuanzheyishenzangqingzhangpao，mianruheitie，shoulihaiduanzheyibeirecha。
“啪！”
chabeizhongzhongzazaizhuoshang，chashuijianchulaogao。
“shui！nimenjiuzhidaoshui！”
fangwenshannuhouyisheng，shengyinzhendeshufangdouhuiyinzhenzhen。
“rishangsanganhaiguizaizheierfameng，nimenhaiyoumeiyouyidianzuoxuewendeyangzi？”
shenyanglenghanzhimao，likeditou。
tashijingsuoxiaozijidecunzaigan，dansheijiaotapangbianyougezhuduiyou。
“die，nidazaoshangdefashenmefenga，wozaishuihuier，kunzheni......”
“你闭嘴！”
fangwenshanmengdiyipaizhuozi，dandaodishinafangshiyumeibanfa。
yizhuanshen，zhijiejiangnuhuozhuanxiangshenyang。
“shenyang！wozuotiancaibashaoyejiaojini，shuorangnidaitahaohaodushu，jieguonidaohao，limadaitaquhualou！”
“nishibushiyiweifangjiaqianduo，bupahuihuo？”
“haishiyiweiwonianjidale，haohuyou？”
shenyangbeixundeyisuobozi，liandoubailebanfen。
完了。
tajiuzhidaozheichanghuajiumeizheimehaohe，tazheishibeifangshiyujikengcanle。
mingmingshifangshiyufeiyaolazhetaqujianshimian，jieguoyanxiaquechengletadaizhefangshiyuhunao。
“die，ninengbunengxiaodiansheng。”
yipangdefangshiyuzhongyuhuanguoshenlai，mimihuhudizhengkaiyan，yijiuyifugangcongmenglibeizhuachulaideyangzi。
“wozuomenghaizaichunxianggeni，ziyanguniangzhengpeiwodanqinlaizhe，douguaini，bawodeziyanguniangdounongmeile。”
“啪！”
yijimaobizhifeiguolai，dazaitaetoushang，fangshiyudoukuaibeizamengle。
“dannigetou！nijiuzhidaohunao！”
fangwenshanqidehuzidouqiaole，shouzhizhidianfangshiyu：“nihaiyoulianshuochunxiangge？neidifangnidoukuaizhuchuganqingle！”
“nizhidaozuowannihualeduoshaoyinzima？”
“erqiehairangzhaoxiucaigunchuqu，neikeshixiucai！shininengsuiyizhaoredema？”
fangshiyuhaimeichediqingxing，zuilihanhuzhe：“gunchuqusuanshenme，woneijiaotangtangzhengzhengdeduyingle......”
“赌你个脑壳！”
fangwenshanyibalinzhufangshiyudeerduo：“nihaigandingzui？！zaidingzuiworangnigunhuichunxianggedaoqianqu！”
“aiyoyoyo，die，die，qingdianqingdian，erduokuaidiaole！”
fangshiyuerduogangbeisongkai，haimeiroujixia，jiubeifangwenshanyijiaochuaifanzaidi。
“laozijintianfeidasinibuke！”
fangwenshanyikouqimeishunshanglai，xiuziyijuan，linqishuanshangdejimaodanzijiuzhuizheda。
“nizheinizi！jiwozhanzhu！”
“dienilengjingdiana！jiangdaoli！biedalianadie！”
“wojintianjiudanilian！daxingnizheiwanliebukandegounaodai！”
fuziliangyigezhuiyigetao，jifeigoutiao，haoburenao。
shenyangsuozaijiaoluo，xinzangdougenzhetamendadoudejiezouyichouyichou。
takanchulaile，fangwenshanshishebudedafangshiyu，zheiyejiushizuogeyangzi。
danshebudedaqinerzi，hainengshebudedatazheigewairenbucheng？
youqitademaishenqihaizaifangwenshanshoushang。
xiangdaozheili，shenyang，houbeiyiliang，tiaojianfanshedisuoqibozi。
danfangwenshanquemeijixudongshoudedasuan，fuzhenaodai，zuozaiyizishang，zhangyuduantan。
“wofangwenshanyishiyingming，zenmejiushenglenizheimegewanliebukandebuxiaozi！”
“nikezhiwaitouneixierendouzenmeshuoni？”
“shuonichunbenruzhu，kuangwangruniu，tanwanruhou，landuorugou！”
“nishuoshuoni，daodixianggeshawanyier？haiyounaeryidianxiangren！”
fangshiyudaoshibeizheihuajidoulele，rouzhenaodaiheiheixiaodao：“die，tamenneishijiduwo！”
“哦？嫉妒你？”
fangwenshanyiting，qixiaole，“jidunishenme？”
“jidunibuxuewushu？jiduniyoushouhaoxian？jiduniyishouhaojiulianghuatianjiudi？haishijiduninaodailisaideshijianghu？”
fangshiyubeimadedoukuaibiebuzhule，pianpianhaizuiyingbufu：“ai，wozheibushiyoushenyangzaima？”
“youshenyangzai，tamenzheibangrenyeganshuowo？yebuqiaoqiaotamenlianwodeshutongdoubibuguo。”
“？？？”
shenyangshunjianlaqiweixianjingbao！
zheifuziliangganggangcaidouwan，zenmeturanjiuqishuashuabamaotouzhuanxiangta？
taqiaoqiaotantou，guoran，fangwenshandingzhetadeyanshen，zheihuierjianzhixiangyaopenchuhuolai。
“nidaoshinengnailea！”
“shenyang，wozuotianbanicongshutongduilijianchulai，shirangnifuzuoshiyuhaohaodushu。”
“bushirangnijitadaqichengyao，daizhetayikuaihunaode！”
shenyangetouyijingkaishimaohanle，weiletadexiaomingzhexiang，talianmangkaikou。
“laoyexinu，xinu！qietingwoyiyan！”
zhijiantayanzhuziyizhuan，huranyibenzhengjingdidashengdao。
“少爷说的对！”
“tamenjiushijidushaoye！”
方文山：“？？？”
“嫉妒什么？”
“jidushaoyecaigaobadou，chukouchengzhang，jidushaoyeshenbianyouwoshenyangfuzuo，jiduwomenfangjiarenzhongyoulongfengzhizi，helijiqun！”
“neizhaodezhuweihezaile？”
“shiyinweitaxinshubuzheng、caixueqianbo，yibaitudihou，zhihaozhaorenpozangshui！zheifenmingshishibaizhedeaihao！”
shenyangshuozheshuozhe，yueshuoyueshun，shouzhiyishen。
“laoye！shaoyerujingangyoudushudedasuan，chuchufengmangjiuyinlaimanchengjidu，ninbugainaota，ningaiweitajiaoaoa！”
“tashininfangjiadelian，shininfangwenshandepaimian，shininlaohuajiazhinianhainengxuxiechuanqidexiwang！”
方世玉都听傻了。
shenyangzheizhangzui，zhennengkaitianpidi！
fangwenshanbeitashuodeliansebianhuanjici，zuihoujingrannujifanxiao。
“哈哈哈。”
fangwenshanyeshibeiqishale，zhigougoudekanxiangshenyang。
“hao，hao，hao！wodaoyaotingting，nizheizhangzui，hainengshuochushenmelai！”
shenyanggancuilizhengbaoquan，yifukangkaijiang。
“laoye！ruoninjinrizefa，bianshijiangrencaieshazaiyaolan！ruoshijiangli，neibianshijiangtianfudaoruzhengtu！”
“请您三思啊！！”
fangwenshanyijingbuzhidaogaishuoshenmehaole，tazhidaoshenyangkoucaihao，danzheiqizhishihaoa。
jianzhishinengbahuorenshuosi，youbasirenjishuohuo。
bishangyan，fangwenshanxinzhongaitan，zuotiancaigangshengqidexiwang，nandaojintianjiuyaobeijiaomielema？
sheiliao，zheigeshihou，fangshiyulaijingle，yilianjidongdekanzhefangwenshanshuo。
“die，shenyangshuodeduia，wojiushitianzongzhicai，woyouzhuangyuanzhizia！”