“nisuobodadedianhuashikonghao……”
“嘟嘟~~”
zhouyuyiciyouyicibodatangchendedianhua，quedouzhishikonghao，neijiahuojiuzheiyangwanxiaoshi？
youneimeyishunjian，zhouyudouhuaiyizheishiyichangmengle，kekanzheyinxingkazhongneisanwanduodeyue，tazhidaozheishizhenshide。
zaikanneitishi“shifoujieshouxinguankatiaozhan”dexinxi，zhouyushenzhiyouxieyidong，yigeguankasanwankuaidejiangli，duiyuxianzaiqianzhaiershiduowandetalaishuoshizaishitaiyouxiyinlile。
“laoziyoufuhuoshi，fanzhengsibule。”
“干他娘的。”
zongranzuowandejinglirangtaxianzaixiangqilaidoumaogusongran，kedaxiaojiubijiaodulizizhudetashenshangyouyiguhenjing，zheisuiranshimaoxianledian，keyeshijiejuemuqianjiongjingdezuihaofangfale。
zhouyubaxinyiheng，jiduifanghuifuleyiju：wojieshouxinguankatiaozhan。
hui：qingyubangwanliudianjinruchangjinghouxuanzejieshouxinguankatiaozhan。
靠！
zhouyuyourenbuzhumamalielieqilai，bugaosuzijixiayiguanshishenme，zheizenmejiuyouzhongyuanzheshanggoudeganjueni？
zhouyuyouwen：xinguankajiangliduoshao？
hui：shifoujieshouxinguankatiaozhan？
靠！靠！靠！
zhouyuyijingbeiqideshuobuchuhualaile，zheibeihoucaokongderentaihuiwanle，liyongdejiushirentancaidexinli，bupanibushanggou。
zhouyudechengren，zijitancai。
nanrenma，butancaijiuhaose。
kezhuannianxiangxiang，zhouyuyoujuedezheiyoumeiyoukenengbeihoubingmeiyourenzaicaokong，zheizhishiyigexitongni？bijingxianxiadeshihouzhouyumeishaozaishafashanglaigegeyoutang，nazheshoujikanwangluoxiaoshuo。
得到系统了吗？
huodexitongneidagaibibeileipizhongdegailvhaiyaodi，buguodanfandedaoxitongderen，biranshiyifeichongtian，congcirenshengnixile。
kexianzaizhouyuzenmejuedezheixitongshiyibuyibujiangzijituixiangshenyuanni？
zhouyuyouhaoqiwen：zuotiandiyijiguankadeshihounizenmebuwenwojiebujieshou，zhijiejiujianpaishangleni？
hui：neishitiyanguanka，wuxujieshou。
周鱼说不出话来了。
xiawu，zhouyuhuidaochuzuwu，shaoshaoshoushileyixia，chilewufanjiuchumen。zongranbowuguanneibiansuanshitigongzhusude，ketazhenbuganbaozhengzijinengzailimianzhusantianyishang。
tazaibowuguanfujindeyigeshichangmaileyijianwuqi——yibaxiguadao。
shide，zheidongxizhishaobizuowanneiduangungengyoushanghailiba？
zheishihoutashenzhizaixiangyaoshinongbaqiangshenmedeneijiugengshenqile。
dangran，zijiyemeiqudaoqumai。
erhouyoumaileyixielingshi，shenzhihaiyouyixiangzidehongniu，zheishizuohaoyichangxuezhandezhunbeile。
傍晚。
zhouyuzhunshilaidaobowuguan，zoujinqu，guoleliudian，menjiuguanshangle，zhouyuchangshilejibiandouwufadakai。
jiangdongxidoudaijinlezhibanshi，daihaolefuhuoshi，zuoshoushoudian，youshouxiguadao，xiongkouheduzishanghaichanlejiquandetoumingjiaodai，suanshijiandanbandefanghufule。
yiqiezuotuodanghou，tacainachuleshouji，huileyijujieshouxinguankatiaozhan。
回：请打扫场景。
这……
zhouyuzongsuanzhidaoweishenmeguanliyuangongzuoshouceshangbiaozhufuzeyilouqingjiedasaole，ganqingshizijiyouxichuangguanzhihou，haiyaozijiqinzidasaozhanchanga？
wunaizhixia，zhouyuyingzhetoupizoulechuqu。
kanzhelingluandedimian，banbanxueji，zhouyuyouxielengshen，ruguobushizheihunluandechangjing，zhouyudouhuaiyizuowandaodishibushizijizaizuomengle，tebieshizijitongguanzhihou，suiranhunshenpibeibukan，keshenshangdeshangkouquexiaoshile。
ruguobushidimianshangdexueji，tadoubuxiangxinzijishouguoshang。
hunluanchangjingdedasaohualezhouyujiangjinyigexiaoshideshijian，tazaihuidaozhibanshi，zaicifaleyijujieshouguankatiaozhan。
hui：shenyexiaochouzaichangge，kandaotajiukuaipao。
小丑？
kandaoxinxi，zhouyuyuanbenxuanzhedexindaoshifangxialejifen，tazaidianying，dianshiju，xiaoshuo，shenzhishiyouxizhongyedoukanguoleisiyukongburenou，xieexiaochouzhileidewanyi，zhishizaitakanlai，xiangxiaochouzheiyangdeyinggaishuyuzhandoulishaoruode。
也没什么可怕的嘛！
jier，zhouyufaxinxiwen：xinguankajiangliduoshao？
hui：genjuyouxiwanchengduerding。
wen：zenmetigaoyouxiwanchengdu？
……
neibianjiujiumeiyouhuiying，zhouyuwenlegejimo，zheimingbaizhejiushiyaokaoyanziji，rangzijiqumosuodema！
“buguanle，xianqubaxiaochougandiao，ranhounaqianshuijue。”
zhouyuyaoyaoya，youshoujinwozhexiguadaolikailezhibanshi。
“我勒个去！”
zouchuzhibanshi，zhouyuyiweizijishouxianyaoyudaodejiushixiaochoule，kemeixiangdaogangchumenjiuyoukandaoleneizhikongburenou，tajiuzaizoulangzhongjian。
“nibushiwanduzilema？”
“buhuiyaowoxiangandiaoni，ranhoucainenggandiaoxiaochouba？”
“nayifenqian，ganliangfenhuo，zheibudidaoa！”
zhouyubaoyuanzhe，kejingshenqueshihenjinzhang，nazhexiguadaodeshoudouchuhanle，xinlipansuanzhedengneirenoupuguolai，zijiyidaojiujiangtapichengliangban。
嗯？
kezaizhouyujinzhangxixi，yiweijiexialaimianbuleyichangezhandeshihou，renouneiguiyidemuguangbianchengleweiju，ranhouwangyinandejiaoluoduozang，kuaisuxiaoshizaizhouyudeshixianzhong。
这……
mengbishushangmengbiguo，mengbiderenzhiyouwo！
zhouyulengzaiyuandihaoyizhenzifangcaifanyingguolai，neikongburenouzuowanshibeizijitongdaohuaiyioushengle，suoyixianzaiduizijijiuzhiyouweijule？
“xiaochou，chulaiba，helaozijueyisizhan。”
zhouyudaochuqiaoda，guyizhizaochushengxiang，biaomianshangshiweilejiangxiaochouyinchulai，keshishishanggengduodeshiweilejizijizhuangdan。
bijing，xiaochouduitaeryanyiqiedoushiweizhide。
桀桀~~
jiuzaizhouyuyumenzheixiaochouzenmehaimeichuxiandeshihou，qianfangchuanlailelvedaixigandexiaosheng，erhouyishuguangturancongshangfangyizhantanshedengshangzhaoshexialai，xiaochoushanliangdengchang。
**！
cishicike，chulecukouyijingmeiyourenhehuayunenggoubiaodazhouyudexinqingle，shenmewanyia？haiyaodaitexiaochuchang？
erzhouyubenyiweizijidailexiguadaobiranshiyaozhanshangfengle，kecishixiaochoushoulinazhedequeshiyigenzhangzhangdebangqiugun，zheizenmekanqilaizijihaoxiangyaochikuileni？
xiaochouliezuixiaoqilai，xinghongsededazuichunjirenyizhonggangchibaoleren，xianxuemeicaganjingdeganjue，dahongbiziyidouyidoude，huajiqueyouguiyi。
跑吗？
zhouyuzhidaozijishitaobudiaode。
干！
说干就干。
zhouyuyaoyaoya，wangqianjichongjibu，queshishouxianjiangshoudiantongjirenglechuquzaxiaochou，zaixiaochoudanggedeyichanei，tayijingjiejin，xiguadaojingzhidiwangxiaochoudenaodaishangzhaohu。
xiayike，zhouyushensedabian。
daoshikanzaixiaochounaodaishangle，kexiaochouhaishiyilianxiexiaodikanzheta，daoyagenjiumeikanjinqu。
金刚不坏啊？
“砰！”
xiayike，zhouyudenaodaibeixiaochoudebangqiugundaleyixia，shunjianxianxuezhiliu。
zheiyixiazhouyujiumengle，xiaochoudesuduheneirenoushibuketongrieryude，zheiyejinjinshigekaishi，zhouyushoulizongranyouxiguadao，keyagenshangbulexiaochou，kexiaochoudebangqiugunmeiyigundazaizhouyushenshang，dounengtongdetaziyaliezui，tongrulegusuili。
zhouyucanjiaozheyibianwangbianshangnuodong，xiaochouyeshijinzhuibushe。
“这是？”
dangzhouyutuidaoleyiduqiangbianshang，kandaoleqiangshangguazheyibahongsezhangbingfutou，taqingchujideyuanlaizheilishimeiyoufutoude，kecishiciketanalihaiyouxinsiqujijiaozheixie，zhijiezhuaguofutoujiufanpi。
“啊~~”
xiaochoufachuyishengcanjiao，queshizhouyuneiyifukanzailetadejianbangshang，shangkoushangliuchulelvsedeyeti。
xiaochoushoushang，quemeiyousihaojingkong，fanerluchuyigegengjiaherendexiaorong，“yueguangguang，xinhuanghuang，kansheihuozhedaotianliang。”
erhou，xiaochouzhuanshenwangbowuguanwaipao，zhouyulianmangzhuishang，dangtazoudaodamenkoushizhenggerenlengzhule，benyinggaiwufadakaidedamenzheishihouchangkaile。
小丑跑出去了？