大唐开成五年。
长安城内。
“bixiayouzhi，guangzhaotianxiaminnvjingong，chongshihougong。”
“bixiayouzhi，zhengfatianxialaoyixiujiangongdian，xiushanhuanggong。”
“bixiayouzhi，zhaomutianxiadaoshijingongxiuliandanyao，yituzhangshengbulao。”
chaotangzhishang，yiweiyiguanbuzhengdetaijianpengzheshengzhi，niezhejiansangmenhandao。
“wanwanbukea，bixiachudengdabao，qiebukezuozheizhonghuangtangjudong!”
“gangdengjijiulaominshangcai，daxingtumu，wodatangyihouhaizenmeguorizi?”
“meixiangdaowodatangxinjunganggangjiwei，jiujizhetantuxiangle，zhenshiguozhibuxinga!”
chaoyeshang，yidaqunshenzheguanfudechaotingguanyuan，miansezhanghong，qidedouzhichuihuzile。
一个个捶胸顿足道。
duizhezhengzaijinyishang，shenzhelongpao，geyoutangdeliyan，shengsilijiedehoudao。
【ding!laizibaiguandeshiwang，hunjunzhizengjia10dian，xianwei200dian。】
【ding!laizibaiguandefennu，hunjunzhizengjia20dian，xianwei220dian。】
【gongxisuzhudacheng“tianyuanrenyuan”chengjiu，huodejiuchiroulinyizuo!】
【gongxisuzhudacheng“hunyongwudao”chengjiu，huodexiyumeinvbaiwei!】
【gongxisuzhudacheng“hengzhengbaolian”chengjiu，huodecaocaodetongquetaiyizuo!】
liyandenaohaili，butingshanguoxitongdetishiyin。
“nimenzaijiaowozuoshi?”
tayibianyayizheneixindexiyue，yibiankoujiao，manbuzaihudishuodao。
zuoweiershiyishijichuanyuezhedajundeyiyuan，liyanzaichuanyuedaozheitangchaoshi，zhenghaofushendaozheiweimingzigenzijiyimoyiyangdexinhuangdishenshang，tongshiyehuodeshuyuzijidexitong【wudihunjunxitong】
anzhaoxitongdeshuofa，cishidetangchaozhengchuyufengyupiaolingdeheianshiqi，zhenggeguojiadoujijikewei。
erbangding【wudihunjunxitong】，zijimeiwanchengyijianfuhehunjunxingxiangdezuofa，yinqitarendezhuyi，jiukeyihuodehunjunzhi，duihuangezhongzhenguidewupinmiji。
xiangfan，ruguozijizuochuweibeixitongyaoqiudeshiqing，yeyaochengshouxiangyingdechengfa。
liyanshiheren，zuoweiyiweijieshouguohexinjiazhiguanxuntaodesanhaoqingnian，mianduizheimehaodeshiqing，qiyoujujuededaoli。
danggexianjunnanshangjianan，danhunjun，bushiyoushoujiuxingma?
haoburongyichuanyuechenglehuangdi，ziranyaohaohaohuatianjiudi，xiangshoudangyiweihunjundailaidegezhonghaochu。
nengtangpingdeshi，geweimaoyaonulini?
“heihei，zheixitongdejiangliyetairongyinaleba，”
liyanlehehedexiaozhe，zhunbeipaolu，chaozhexiamiandebaiguanshuodao：“zhuweiaiqing，youshiqizou，wushituichao……”
“chenjishizhong(guanzhi)linghuchu，youbenqizou!”
baiguanzhong，paochuyiweiheilianguanyuan。
全场瞬间哗然。
“shijishizhonglinghuchudaren，takeshisanchaoyuanlao，chulemingdetiemianwusia!”
“taihaole，zhongyuyouzhongchenchulaijinyanle。”
shenbiandeguanyuangandongdereleiyingkuang。
linghuchu，neikeshichulemingdetieguzhengzheng，liangxiuqingfengni。
“chenlinghuchu，maosijinjian，qingbixiashouhuichengming!buran，chenjiuyitouzhuangsizaizheidadianshang!”
neiheilianguanyuanshuowan，jiubutingdikoutou，zhuangdetoupoxueliu。
shenbianzhongrenkandaozheichangmian，fenfenliansedabian，zheibujiushichuanshuozhong“sijian”ma?
chenziyimingxiangbi，linianlaibahuangdibidemeibanfa。
danqishizhongrenxinlidouhenqingchu，zheibuguojiushichangzhengzhibiaoyaneryi，buhuiyourenzhendenamingzaikaiwanxiao。
sheizhilongyishangdeliyanlianseyeshiyibian，ganjinjiaoleqilai。
“慢着!”
“陛下屈服了?”
百官脸色一喜。
“zheidibanhenguide，nikebuyaokehuaile。”
liyanyilianxintengdeshuodao。
yanjingyizhidingzhelinghuchuketoudedalishiban。
yuanlaitaguanxindeshirenjiahuibuhuibazijidadiandedibanjikehuai。
huayingangluo，linghuchuyileng，dajiaoyisheng：“wodatangzheishiyaowanglea!”
tabenxiangkaohuangdijindianzaikoutou，jieguoyinweipaodetaikuai，jiaohuadaole，yigebuxiaoxinbatouzhuangzailezhuzishang。
霎时间，鲜血迸溅。
当场嗝屁了!
“啊!”
suoyourendoushayanle，tangmujieshe，sihumeixiangdaolinghuchuzheicihuilaizhende。
yixiazijiudakuleqilai。
“linghudaren，nisidehaocana!”
“bixia，ninbixuhouzanglinghudarena，takeshiweileguoshierside。yishenxunguoa!”
群臣纷纷哭喊道。
longyishangdeliyanquebuweisuodong。
tiaoletiaomei，houzang，neibuyonghuaqianma?
erqie，zijiyaoshizheimezuole，bujiubufuheyigehunjundexingxiangleme?
jiuzaizheishi，shenbianxiangqileyigejianruicierdeshengyin。
shidataijianchougongliang，yilianbuhuaihaoyidejianxiao。
“bixia，yizanjiasuojian，zheigelinghuchujingrangongranzaidadianshangzhuangzhu，jianzhishimuwujunshang!sibuzuxi!”
“yinggaibatadejiajichaole，quanjiadouxiayu!”
chougongliang，bakongchaojuduonian，zhengerbajingdejianchen，liyanzheigehuangdihaishitayishoujifushanglaideni!
“有道理。”
liyanyigejiling，wocao，bukuishijianchen。
zhenshiyuchujingren，zheizhongdianzidouxiangdedao。
kanlaizijixiangyaodanghunjun，haideduogenzheigelaotaijianxuexue。
“jinwuwei，batajiajichaole，jialirenquanbuxiayutianlao!”
李炎吩咐道。
“遵命!”
quanfuwuzhuangdejinwuweihaohaodangdangchongchugongli，rangrenweiju。
shashijian，zhenggechaotanggenzhakaiguoside，quanbufeitengqilaile。
“haiyoutianlima?linghuchudarentieguzhengzheng，weiguoshixianshen，xianzaijingranhaiyaochaotajia。meishoutadecaichan?”
“wodatangzheishizhendeyaowangleya!”
“meiyouwangfalea!hunjuna!linghuchudarenliangxiuqingfeng，tajialihainengyoushenmehaochaodeni?”
youxierenyijingkoubuzeyan，shenzhikaishirumaqileliyan。
zaitamenyanli，cikedeliyanyijingshishiebushedehunjunle。
【ding!laizibaiguandezhennu，hunjunzhizengjia0dian。xianwei270dian】
【ding!laizizhongchendetuoma，hunjunzhizengjia30dian，xianwei300dian】
【gongxisuzhuchenggongdadao“baonvewudao”chengjiu，jianglidingjipaochefalaliyiliang!】
woqu，lianpaochedounengjiangli?!
liyanrenbuzhujinghuyisheng，zheiqibushiyaofale?
片刻后。
jinwuweishoulingquejicongcongdiganlehuilai。
yilianjingxi，kanshangquhenjidong。
“bixiayingming!chenzailinghuchujialichenggongsouchulebaiyinbaiwanliang、meiqieshushiwei、fudidiqishangbaisuo!”
什么?!
zheigexiaoxirutongjingtianpili，rangbaiguanheliyandoumudengkoudaile。
zheijiahuobushiqingguanma?jialinalaizheimeduoqian!
【ding!suzhuchenggongzhenpotedatanguan，hunjunzhikouchu500dian!xianwei0】
【jianyusuzhukouchuhunjunzhijiaoda，xianqianjiangliyiquanbuqingkong!】
反转突如其来。
liyandenaohaili，shashijiantianxuandizhuan，butingxiangqixitongdetishiyin。
我丢!