zhouwenshanhenhendeyaoleyikouzheiyumimianzuodewowotou，chixiaquzhihou，ganjueyouxiecisangzi，ganjinheleyikouyumihuhuyanxiaqu！
haojiahuo，zheichideheyumiguobuquleshiba！
yumimianzuodewowotou，yumimianzuodeyumihuhu！
duile，zheilijiaoyumijiaozuobangzi，yumimianjiaozuobangzimian！
nongnongdeniandaixiangcundeweidao！
youchileyikouxiancai，neizhenjiaoyigexian~
zheishipabierenchideduo，caiazheimexiandeba，xianluobutiao，jiuzheyixiaogenluobutiao，zhouwenshannenghexiaquyidawanyumihuhu！
都不用吃第二根！
zhouwenshanchilehaojitian，doumeiyouchixiguan！
tadouganjuezheijitianzijidouyouxieeshoule。
buguo，yuanzhuyiqianyebupang！
1mi82deshengao，tizhongcaibuguo130jinzuoyou！
bushipaigushencaiyechabuduole。
kanzheshouzhongdewowotou，zaikankanwanlideyumihuhu，panzilideaxiancai，zheiyaoshinengpangqilai，neicaijiaotianfuyibing！
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biewuhui，zheijialiyemeiyouneizhongbujianglidejipin，pianxindaerzi，kedaixiaoerzishenmede，meiyou！
jialiyangzhesanzhixiadandemuji，meitiandounengxialiangsangejidan！
danshidoubeiliucuihuajishouqilaihuanqianle，bafenqianyigejidan，yitiannenghuanyiliangmao！
quanjiarendoushiyigedoushebudechi！
erzhouwenshanxiangchidoumeiyoujiekou，yinweizheijidanhuandeqian，shizhunbeiyaojitazanzhequxifude！
weilejitaquxifuzancaili，buyaoshuotabamale，jiuliantagehetasaozi，dougenzheyiqichiluobuxiancai！
tahaiyoushenmeliyoukaikouchijidan，chihaochide？
脸不会害臊吗？
shifenzhongzhihou，zhouwenshanjiubazheilianggewowotoujichiwanle，yumihuhuyeheleliangwan，neixiaobanpandexiancai，chabuduohaishengxiaxiaobanpan，kanbuchulaichileduoshao!
chiwanfanzhihou，zhouwenshanyimozui！
zheizaofanchilegeqifenbao。
bandaxiaozi，chiqionglaozi。
zhouwenshanxianzaizhengshifanliangzuidadeshihou，zaijiashangzheixieculiangbudingbao，guobulelianggexiaoshiduzijiuhuiedegugujiao！
ai，zhouwenshangangchuanyueguolaideshihou，zhidaoyuanzhuhezijitongmingtongxing，zhangdeyeshigaodashuaiqi！
haigaoxinglebantian，bijingtameiyouchuanyueguolaideshihou，yezhishiyigedicengdeniuma！
suoyoudeyiqiedoufuhechuanyuezhedeshenfen，zheiyinggaihuiyouxitongbangshenba。
qimatakanguoneimeduoniandechuanyuexiaoshuo，zuoweichuanyuezhedezhujiaodouhuiyouxitong，jinshouzhihuozhekongjianzaishen！
burandehua，zenmexiandechulaizhujiaodeteshuni！
但是~
danshini，tashiguogezhonghuanxingxitongdekouling，“xitongbaba，xitongyeye，tongye，tongzi，sbxitong！jiyesi~~”
yexiangguoshibushitadejinshouzhishikongjian，youshenmebaowuxuyaotadixuerenzhu，zheikongjiancaihuichuxian！
ranhouzaiyigewanshang，tatoutoudenazheyibacaidao，renzhetonghenhendezaizijideshouzhishanghualegekouzi！
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jiuliantanyudoumeiyoufangguo！
jieguodoubushi，genbenjiumeiyoukongjian！
ranhoumanwudexuexingweirangguanzhuzhetadebamajiwendaole，yijiaobamenjichuaikai，kandaomanwuzidexueji，chadianmeiyouheyunguoqu！
zhidaokandaozhouwenshanzhishishouzhitoupole，zheicaisongleyikouqi！
qidetabanazhetiaozhou，zhuizhetada，tiaozhoudoujidaduanle，“meichuxideyangzi，renjiatuigehun，nijiubuxianghuoleshiba，haixuerenjiazisha？nigeshashouzhitoua，nigebozia！”
然后他妈再接着上！
tagehetasaozizhanzaiyibianbuganshuohua！
tayeshiyoukushuobuchukoua，genbenjieshibuletadexingwei！
zhengzhengdabangewanshang，tabeimalegegouxuepentou！
zhihou，tajiuzaiyebuxiangzheshenmexitong，shenmekongjianle！
haishihaohaodeguoriziba！
buguo，yebushishenmedoumeiyoubianhua！
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buguozheidianhaochuhebiedeyoushixitong，youshikongjiandechuanyuezheyibidehua，neijiubuzhiyitile！
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guanmen，bayuanmenjishanglesuo，kuaibuxiangjiyizhongzijijiafendaodetiandifangxiangzouqu！
suiranxianzaita21shijiguolaideniuma，haishibuxiguanxiadiganzheizhongnonghuo，danshiyedejinkuaishiying！
youyuanzhudejiyi，tahaishizhidaozheihuoshizenmegande！
lushangpengdaolianggecunliren，zhouwenshanzhudongxiaozhedazhaohu，“liudaye，zhaoshu，zheishixiadiqua！”
duimianlianggezhongniannanrenyileng，yejilehuiying，“dui，xiadiqu，zhouxiaoer，nizheishiqunalia？”
zhouwenshanlianseyihei，shenmezhouxiaoer，luanqibazaode。
jiubuhuihaohaojiaotadaming，zhouwenshanma？
buguo，cunlidouzheiyang，yuanzhucongxiaodaodabeizheiyangjiaoguanle，daobujuedeyoushenme。
danshixianzaidezhouwenshanqueshiyouxiebuxiguan！
buguoquebuhaofanbo，zhihaojiezheshuodao，“woyexiadiganhuoqu，liudaye，zhaoshu，wozoulea！”
说完就向地里走去！
beihou，neiliudayehezhaoshukanleyiyanzhouwenshandebeiying，
“zheixiaozi，haoxiangheyiqianyoudianbuyiyangle！”
“kenengshibeidaduizhangjiadeguniangjituiqinle，qidehuanlexingziba！”
“zheiyangmanhao！yiqianzhihuidushu，penggemian，rendoubuhuijiaoyisheng，xianzaibiandeyoulimaole！”
“说的也是~”
zhouwenshanhenkuaijiuzhaodaolezijijiafendaodedaotian！
tamenjiawukouren，jintianjitamenfenlewumudi！
jintianyaobazheiwumudideshuidaodoujichashangyangmiaocaijisuanmangongfen！
yaoshimeiyouganwandehua，shihuikougongfende！
zheiwumudikebuxiao，tamenyijiawukourendejinganmangancainengzaiyitiandeshijianneijiganwan！
laidaoditou，zhouwenshantuoxiaxiezi，dazhechijiao，jiuzhunbeixiadiganhuo！
“dage，zheibianshizanmenjiafendaodedima？”
ganhuozhiqian，tadexianquerenyixiashizijijialifendaodeshuidaotian。
burandehua，daoshihouhuogandaobierendediliqule，zijidebudaogongfen，neibuderangrenjixiaosi！
dagezhouwenhaihuitoukanleyan，“shizanjiadedi，xiaoer，nimanmangan，meishi，leilejiuxiuxiyihuier！”
zhouwenshanzhoulezhoumeitou，youbeirenjiaoxiaoerle，haishidagejiaode！
“dage，yihoujiaowomingzibei，biejiaowoxiaoerle，guainantingde，haiyoua，biexiaoqiaowo，woyongbuleduodahui，jiuzhuishangnile！”