第4章 智商欠缺

“nihuiwanma?keyijiaowoma?”

“woconglaibuwanyouxi,haiyouneimeduojudoumeiyouzhuiwan,nayoushijianwanyouxia!

buguozheigeyouxiyebunanwan,jiushiyouyibaigewanjiachengzuotongyiliangfeiji,feijicongditushangfeiguodeshihou,nijiukeyisuishitiaosan。

tiaoxiaquzhihoujiukaishijianzhuangbei,sharen,guoyiduanshijianhuiyouduqiguolai,niyaopaodaoanquanquli,anquanquhuisuishishuaxin,zhiyaonenghuodaozuihou,jiusuanshiyingle。”

xuqiaoqiaojiangyouxiguizejiandandigenxiamengjiangleyixia。

zuihoutayoushuozhe:“ruguonizhenxiangwanle,keyiquyouxilimianzhaogegaoshoubaitaweishi,rangtababadainichiji。”

xuqiaoqiaoshuowanzhihoujiuyoudaishangerjikaishizhuijule。

xiamengzedakaishoujikaishixiazaiyouxi。

youxihenkuaijiuxiazaihaole。

xiamengdakaizhihou,xianshidiankailebangdan。

bangdanshangmianpaimingdiyidemingzishilianggezi,sushen。

haizhenshigouzhangyanggoubaqi!

paimingdierdemingzishi,dadaonijiaobaba。

zheigemingziyetingbaqide。

xiamengxiangruguonengzhaodaobangdanqianshipaimingdedangshifu,zaiyouxilimiandaitachijijiuhaole。

tashouqilezijibuqieshijidexiangfa,dianledanrenmoshi,ranhoukaishiyouxi。

zuoweiyigezhiwanguoxiaoxiaoledeshaonv。

diyiciwanzheizhongshouyou,xiamengyouxiejinzhang。

diyiju,tacongfeijishangganggangtiaoxiaqu,jiubeirendasile。

dierju,tagangtiaoxiaqujiumilule,zuihoubuzhidaozenmediaodaohaili,yansile。

disanju,tazaiyigefangzilimianjianzhuangbeideshihou,beirenyongquantouzhijiechuisile。

……

yilianjici,xiamengmeiyijudoushiluodichenghe,sidedoutebiecan。

buguo,zhishaotameiyijudoubizhiqianhuodeshijianyaozhangyidian。

也算是一种进步吧。

xiamengzhunbeimingtianqufuyanxijiashi,gentajiagehaoyou。

diertianxiawu,tongyangdeshijian,xiamenglaidaolefuyanxidejia。

taganggangzoujinshufang,bianxingfendinachuleshouji。

“wozuotianyexiazailenizuiaiwandeyouxi,womenjiagehaoyou,youkongyiqiwan。”

fuyanxiditouqingqingpieleyiyantadeshoujipingmu。

tadeyouximingjiaozuozhongxiayezhimeng,houmiandezhanjizhendeshirangrencanburendu。

zheiyangdeta,nalilaidezixingentayiqiwan?

“woconglaibugencainiaowan。”fuyanxijujuedehengancui。

“sheishuowoshicainiaole,wozhishiganggangjiechuzheigeyouxi,bieqiaobuqiren,shuobudingyihouwowandebinihaihao。”

“hao,wodengzhe,niwandebiwohaodeneiyitianzailaizhaowo。”

fuyanxiyonglandikaozaiyizishang,manbujingxindishuozhe。

xiamengqigugudizaiyizishangmianzuolexialai。

takandaozhuozishangmiandeyingyushijuan,yanjingdunshiyiliang。

“youxierena,youxisuiranwandehao,danshiyingyushuipingquezheimecai。bubu,zheiyijingbunengshuoshicaile,ershizhishangqianque。”

fuyanxifaxian,tahaoxiangbeiduile?

jiuyinweitaganggangshuoletayijucainiao。

suoyixianzai,tazhijieyongzhishangqianquelaiduita。

fuyanxiceguoshenzi,yizhishouchengzailetayizidekaobeishang。

tadeshentiyidiandianchaozhetakaojin,zhidaojiangtawanquanquanzailehuaili。

“智商……欠缺?”

tadezuijiaoweiweishangqiao,daileyisixiemeidexiaoyi。