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diertianwobeiwomayipenlengshuijiaoxing。
jiufaxianjialiduolegexianghuotai。
taminglingwomailaihongzhuhegongpinbaihao，gongfengdedongxiquebeiyikuaipingfenglanzhe。
lijiazhiqian，tahaiehenhendezhufu：
“buzhundongwodedongxi，haohaochaojingshuhekeyibaigetou，qianchengyidian，buranwohuilaibalenidepi。”
dengtazouhou，wojiangjingshurengkaizhanqilai。
tuikaipingfeng，bankuaibeibaozhuangbiaoqilaidelengdongjingziyingruyanlian。
我人都傻了。
yuanlaizheijiushiwomaqianxingongfengqilaide“shenming”！
woxinxiayizhenehan，ganjinjiangxianghuotaihuifuyuanyang。
henkuaiwomajiudaizheyiduiqinqiyaohezhehuijiale，yijiaochuaizaiwoshenshang：
“kanbudaorenma，haibuganjinquduanchadaoshui？”
wozhuanshendaochufangli，tingdaowomazaiwaimianxuanyaodao：
“renzheiyibeizizhendedekanming，xiangneigepeiqianhuojiushigezaixing，yangtaershinianyechibushangyikouroude，”
“danwoerzijiubuyiyangle，yichushengjiunengjiwodailaifuguiminge，guoranhaishishengyoubadexiaozihao！”
yiqunrenhaibumingsuoyi，fenfentichuyiwen，
“guifang，niduzilizheiwashisheidea，zenmejiehunyebuhanwomen？”
“nanzhurenni，zenmeyebulugemian？”
womadunshiyiye，“nei…neiwolaogongshishei，keshidingdingdedarenwu，jiehunbaijiudouhendidiaodehaoma！”
“zaishuoletaneimemang，nalishinimenxiangjianjiunengjiande！”
“shima？”woxiaoyisuanliuliude，“neizenmeyebujiantazhaoguni，nidaoshishuoshuo，tashinaweidarenwu！”
“fanzhengshenjiahengao，zhangdeyeshuai，”
womashenmixixidebilegesi，
“mingzisigezi，henshaojiande。”
yougeqinqidangjiwuzhuzui，“aiyo，shoufudemingzibujiushisigezima，nandaoshuo......”
jianwomafaheidezuijiaoluchuyimodeyidexiao，
qinqimendunshidaxiguowang。
可旋即又觉得奇怪。
jiuwomazheijishiniandanshenbeirenkanbushangdezhangxiang，yijizheijiashihexingge，
zenmekenenghuihuaishangshoufudehaizi？
womazheicaitingzhimaiguanzi，shenmixixidao：
“nimenkanmeikanguoneige，nvzicongyiyuanjingzikuzhaojingzirengongshouyun，”
“jieguozhenghaohuaishangbenshifuhaohaizi，zuihoufenzouwuqianwanfuyangfeidexinwende？”
她满脸神气，
“yatouzongshibuzhongyongde，suoyiwohaishixiangshenggeerzi，”
“sheizhidaosangeyueqianwoquyiyuanzhaolejuanjingde，zhenghaozhaodaoleshoufudejingzini！”
wosuiranmeiduguoshu，queyezhidaoshoufubukenengjuanjing。
genghekuangshoufushiwozuotiancaihuiguodeqindie！
zheishigejudadewuhui，danwomayijingwanquandangzhenle：
“zheiyaoshishengchugezhangdegentahenxiangdemengerzi，buzhidaonengnaduoshaofuyangfeini！”
qinqimenduishiyiyan，“zhiqiansangeyuejinidadianhuayebujiannijie，nijiushiqushoufujialila？”
womadeyidetaizhexiaba，
“wozhiqianneisangeyuea，jiushibeijieguoqumimibaotaile，nimenzheixiepingmindongshenme？”
haizhenshi“mimibaotai”，bijingjianyulitoudoushibaomide。
jianqinqimenhaishibudaxiangxin，
我妈直接下狠招了：
“shihuagaosunimenba，fanzhengwoxianzaiyebuchaqian，suoyizheisiyatoudaikuanjiwomaidefangzi，yijingbeiwoguohujixiaoqiangle。”