第二章 不如让你吃了我

xiaoyuchendeliangdaojianmeiningzaileyiqi,shanxinguoranshifabudede。

“buxing!”talenglengdejujuele。

yigexiaonvhaiergushenyirenchuxianzaihuangjiaoyewai,guazaigaogaodeshushaoshang,haishuobuchuzijideshenshi,zheishiqingzenmekandoutouzhejifenguiyi。

“wa......”deyisheng,shenludakuqilai,bitiyanleicenglexiaoyuchenyishen。

xiaoyuchenshenziyihuang,chadianerdiexiamalai。

taxianglaishibuyunxunvrenjintadeshen,zhishaoyaobaochisanchizhineidejuli。keshi,keshizheigexiaobudianer,suanbudenvrenba?

shenluyibianku,yibiantoutoudefanzheyanjingchayanguanse。

meidebanfa,xianzaitaweiyinenggouyongdeshangdejiushinaozi,dexiangbanfahuoxiaqua!

ai,xiangxiangqianshi,tashenlushenmeshihouyaokanbierendeliansele?

zheimexiaodeyijushenti,meiyourenhejinshidejiyi,tashibushiyoushiyilaizuidaomeidechuanyuezhe?

haorongyiyushangzheimeyigechaojidaboss,tajiudenachuaosikaxiaojinrenerhuodezhedeyanji,sichanlandadeyedetieshangqu。

“die、niang,nimenzainali?weishenmebuyaowole?shiwobuguaihaishiwozhangdechoua?”takutianmoleidekongsu。

xiaoyuchenditoukanlekan,xiaoyatouer**nendeyizhanglian,zhangzhangdewanwandemeimao,shangxianyuesidehaokan。juanqiaodejiemao,nongmixianzhang,wuliuliudedayanjingganjingqingche,duanzhengtingqiaodexiaobizi,shuirunhongyandeshuangchun。

guaibuguaidetabuzhidao,danshizhenxinbuchou。

lvedaiyingerfeidexiaolianshang,dakedakedeyanlei“padapada”degunluo,kudeshifenshangxinweiqu。

tabuyouzizhudetaishouqujitacashiyanlei,houzhihoujuedefanyingguolaile,fanshouxianqidemozaitadeyifushang。

shenlu:“......”

tajibenkeyiduanding,zheinanrenyoupingshilidanshendeqianzhi。

“dagege,nijiushouliuwojitianhaoma?dengwozhaodaoledieniang,jueduibuhuimafannile。wohenguai,erqie,wochideyebuduo。”taleiyanmenglongdingzhexiaoyuchenkan,lishuzhezijideyoudian。

xiaoyuchenxiangxiao,zheimeyidianerdadexiaoyatouerhuichiqiongleta?zhenshixiaohua!

tatiaoxiamalai,bashenlufangzaidishang,kanlekantadeshenliang,wendao:“nishangweijijiba?”

shenlubaozhuletou,yukuwulei。tagentayiyang,duizheijushentihenwujiea!

“dagege,woshibushishuaihuailetou?woshenmedouxiangbuqilailea!”takunaowanfendekanzhexiaoyuchen,qingsongyukuaidejiubawentitihaijileta。

niyadezuihaoshenmedoubuyaowen,jiejiewomeiyouzhengquedaangaosuni。

还真是个麻烦!

qishizaigurendeyanli,shiwusuiyijingbushizhenzhengyiyishangdehaizile,shikeyijiarendele。qisuibutongxi,chaoguoqisui,shiyaofenqingnannvjiexianle。

suoyixiaoyuchenyoujifenweinan,gaizenmebanni?

shenlujiubutongle,zheigenianjizaitayuanlaideshijieli,neijueduishigebaobao,keyisiyiwangwei、keyiwuliqunao,shiyaobeifumuchongshangtiande。

xianzaitazhaobudaofumu,jiuzhinengduizheigetayaodangzuoyishifumudenanrensajiaomaimengle。

“daishangta,yantudatansheijiazoushilenver。”xiaoyuchenzuizhongzuolezheigejueding。

kantadechuandai、xiangmao、yantanjuzhi,chushenbuhuitaicha。

shenluzuijiaoqiaoleqilai,haoba,tayehenxiangzhidaozijizheishizhanjulesheideshenti。

“dagege,xiexieni,nizhenshiyigehaoren。”tajiemaoshanghaiguazhejingyingdeleizhuer,quechongzhexiaoyuchentiantiandexiao。

neimoyang,yidinghengoutui。

tazijixinlianzixianqizhe。

yigetangtangdejingxiaozhihua,hunchengzheiyangyeshimeisheile。

“xiaoguniang,nibunengzheimechenghuwojiazhuzi,zheishizanmendaqiguodeyuwangdianxia。”youlingzhengzhongqishidejieshaolexiaoyuchendeshenfen。

“yuwang?”shenluhuaihuaidexiao。

“yuwang!”xiaoyuchenyaoyaqiechidejiuzheng。

sidashiweiditoumenxiao,zheixiazhuzinenggoutihuilaizimingzidebeiaileba?

“dagege,nijiaoshenmemingzia?”shenluyangzhexiaolianwen。

“xiaoyuchen。”yuwangdengletajiyan,haishishuolechulai。

zheiyatounandaobushidaqirenma?

zaidaqiguodetudishang,tiqileyuwangdianxia,neikeshiwurenbuzhiwurenbuxiaode。

“xiaodage,woshishenlu。”shuozhetajiuzhudongshenchuleyoushou。

haichadianershuochule“chucijianmian,qingduoduoguanzhaode”keqihualai。

xiaoyuchenmomingqimiaodewangzheta,zheishiyaoganma?

shenlushunjianhuishener,shanshandexiao,suohuilezijidexiaopangzhuaer,ranhouxuezhedianshiligurendeyangzi,youmoyouyangdequleshenzi,wanfuxiaqu。

“youling,daihaota。”xiaoyuchenfenfuyisheng,fanshenshangma。

shenlulianmangduoshanzhe,“wawa”dajiao,shuangshouluanyao:“ni,nibuyaoguolaia!wobuyaonibao,woyaoxiaodage,wozhiyaotayigerenbao。”

kaiwanxiao,genzheyigeshiwei,huifuzhihoutahaibudebazijirengdaoxiarenfangqua!

“zaichao,wojiubanidiuzaizheili,ranglangchonghubaochileni。”xiaoyuchenhehuta。

“nei,neihaibururangnichilewo。”shenlingerpiepiezui,xiaodechunliangwuhai。

xiaoyuchenlianseyibian,zheixiaoyatoutazhidaozijizaishuoshenmema?

“shenlu,nihenxiwangbenwangjiangnichiganmojing?”tadeshengyinlenglexialai。

zheiyatou,bukexiaoqu。tajiejinziji,daodicunlezenyangdemude?

“ng。”shenluluoluodafangdediandiantou,lianshangdexiaorongyiranmingmeiruchun。

“nikezhidaoneishishenmeyisima?”xiaoyuchenyoujifennaonu,zheimexiaodenianji,quezheiyangdeqingfu,zijihaishirangtaliuzaizheilizishengzimiehaole。

“jiushiqifurendeyisima!darenqifuxiaohaizi,wufashidamahuozheefan,haiyoubuxuchumenwanshua。suirannanguo,danshizongbirangneixieyeshoushengtunhuoboledehao。xiaodage,woningyuanjinichi,nibuyaodiuxiawohaobuhao?”tayaozhenensunsidezhitou,kelianxixideaiqiu。

nima,jiejiewolianzheimehuisanguandehuadoushuochulaile,niyaderuoshihaituisanzusidebukendaiwozou,liangxinkejiushibeigouchilea!

shenluzheicaizhidao,shuoyitaozuoyitaoshiyouduomedeexin,erqietaexindeshiziji。

youlingdengshiweibiexiaobiedaoneishang,suiranditouchuishou,danshilianggejianbangyisongyisongde,yankanzhejiuyaopogong。

xiaoyatoudeyanjingqingcherushui,youzhebuanshishidechunzhen。

xiaoyuchenshenshendexiqi,tasihuxiangduole,yigeshilaisuidehaizi,yenengduitagouchengweixiema?

“hao,shangma。”tawanyaoqubaota。

danshitameiyouxiangdao,zheiyibaojiushiyibeizi。