guojindingcengfangdanbolizaijiaodipukaijinseguangheshi,wochijiaocaizailuyuchenyimaojianmandisisuidevalentinoleisishang,wangucanliuzhezaijiujiaoyachudehonghen。jingmianqiangyingchujiantoujiaocuodexuehen——zuoyetayonglingdaijiahuachudezhaiquanbianjiexianhainingzhexuezhu,erwojuranzaixiao。
册那。
jiaogennianguoqunzisuipianxiangzoudaochuangbian,yaojianzhoujindehejinbeiguledeleixiashengteng。luyuchendaizhexueqieyujindehuxitangzaihoujing:「dongchanzhiyafangxiangqunaligujia?」zheizhongqinghuafangliangnianqianshuojiwoting,wodagaibaiyanfandaohuangpujiangdi。
kecikejizhuicuanqidedianliurangwojiaozhiquanjin——made,zheinanrenlianhanweidouxiangnasidakeqiaozhongchuishangdexiaoyanwei,bijianshenfangdixuetangneihuierdaijingduole。
想起小时候
penghuqushaiyishengliangmanamanineinian,nainaipushanpaizhewoshaihongdebeiniantao:「zizimingliyoushaxingyading。」shiyisuichuanpengpengqunkenyanshuibangbingdexiaoniangyunalidong,zhidanglaotaipoxintengkuaibeixialichejianzangdexinpixie。
xianzaidongle。shaxingzhengdizhewoweizhuigukaidongchanqingsuanhuiyi,zhangwenxianjinwoyaozhidelidaowubixionghan。
diyicizaiboruitishinengqixiequzhuangjianta,liangbaijinhanshuipaozhangdepangzichuandexiangpofengxiang。
sheinengxiangdaoneituofeirouliguozhenasidakedehun?sheiliaodaobeihannianzhudejiemaoxiabianzangdeshisaomiaobinggoubiaodewudeyingyan?xianzaitashayuxiankazhewotuigendechicundaoshisuandehaolibucha——bijingcaiguojishiyimeijinxiangmudelaodao,qiekuairenrousuangepi。
韩剧喂大的虚荣心
shiliusuiduozaibeiwoshua《huayangnanzi》shi,lisamawohuachi:「xianshilibadaozongcaidoutudingpijiuduxiexie。」wonazhentouzata:「ximenzongerlangyuanxingshiribensencaituantaiziyehaoma!」qingchunqidexurongxinbijingansisuzhaibaoderouxianhaizangdeshen,danmeigehunanguzilidoumaizhekepanyequebianfenghuangdezhongzi——qubieshiyourenzhongyangtaipopenzai,yourenzhijieyizhijinlujiazuidechuizhinongchang。
suoyidangluyuchenxizhuanggelvtuikaimanzikafeidemen,bojinxiukouguaguoganyingqineishengqingxiangzhajinermoshi,wokafeishaochadiantongchuanbeidi。jingzilineijianburberryfengyiguozhedekuanjianzhaiyaonaxiangliangbaijinbianchulaide?daoxiangcong《gq》fengmianzhijiejianxialaidezhipianren!
tazhijianqiaotaimiandiandandejiezouxiangzaiheyansecbaobiao:「qu**demeishisuanduchaobiaole。」shengyinchendexiangwaitanhaiguandazhongdetongchui,zhendewoxiongkoubochenshandouzaidou。neishunjianwomannaozidoushiximenzongerlangshuaiheikademingchangmian——ruguoyanqianzheinanrenyetaozhangwuxianefushukashuo「naqushua」,woshigaijinchisanmiaohaishizhijiesaibrali?
jinchigepi!shiliusuidundemalisuduyaozhengzaixueguanlifangyanhua。wolvtoufashizhijiaguyiguaguocaozuotaibuxiugangbianyuan。cuixiangyintataiyandechanei,yaoxianaodenengtingsoudumuzhou。
qumanzinizhengqidian!wozaixinlishanzijierguang,bujiushigejianlefeidezibenjiama?kexueguanlibentengdeduobaanbi**haifeng——beisijiaodiaozhuoguodeshayuxian,queshibimajiangzhuoshangtianzhepijiududewanglaobandedunandaijing。
tazaiguojindinglougongyuzhuangjiankongzheishi,woshishangzhouchaichaumetzuanjiebaozhuangheshifaxiande。fangwuyujingturantiaochutashishipishihetongdebantoumingtouying:「disanci。youzhuansishiwudu,woyaoheyanzhiyawuxiacixiufuqingkuang。」
「biantailao!」woguozheyujinchaoqihongdixiezajingzi。shuijinggenzhuangshangzhinengdiaoguangboliliangebaiyindoumeiliu。jiankongsijiaohuranxiangqitadaixiaodediyinpao:「shanghaizhongxinweihufeimeixiaoshisanshiqiwan,qu**dexiegouzasanfenzhongme?」
shoujijingenzhezhenle:【dongchanzhiyafangsunhuaianquanshebei】
【chuzhifangan:zhaiquanzhanqiliugeyue】
woqidebayuyanzhengguandaojinzhinengmatong。xuanwochongshuishenglihuranchixiaochusheng。luyuchennizhuangshenmeweixingjingsuanshi?bujiushixiangkanwoqijibaihuaideshikuangzhibo?xinga——wodianjiaoduizhinengtongfengkousongfeiwen:「weixingjingtouduizhunleya!」yujinshunzhejigouhuadaoyaowotingzhu,tunbubaidonghuducankaojianahongtanxiu。