危险品烘培指南第16章

guojindingcengfangdanbolizaijiaodipukaijinseguangheshi,wochijiaocaizailuyuchenyimaojianmandisisuidevalentinoleisishang,wangucanliuzhezaijiujiaoyachudehonghen。jingmianqiangyingchujiantoujiaocuodexuehen——zuoyetayonglingdaijiahuachudezhaiquanbianjiexianhainingzhexuezhu,erwojuranzaixiao。

册那。

jiaogennianguoqunzisuipianxiangzoudaochuangbian,yaojianzhoujindehejinbeiguledeleixiashengteng。luyuchendaizhexueqieyujindehuxitangzaihoujing:「dongchanzhiyafangxiangqunaligujia?」zheizhongqinghuafangliangnianqianshuojiwoting,wodagaibaiyanfandaohuangpujiangdi。

kecikejizhuicuanqidedianliurangwojiaozhiquanjin——made,zheinanrenlianhanweidouxiangnasidakeqiaozhongchuishangdexiaoyanwei,bijianshenfangdixuetangneihuierdaijingduole。

想起小时候

penghuqushaiyishengliangmanamanineinian,nainaipushanpaizhewoshaihongdebeiniantao:「zizimingliyoushaxingyading。」shiyisuichuanpengpengqunkenyanshuibangbingdexiaoniangyunalidong,zhidanglaotaipoxintengkuaibeixialichejianzangdexinpixie。

xianzaidongle。shaxingzhengdizhewoweizhuigukaidongchanqingsuanhuiyi,zhangwenxianjinwoyaozhidelidaowubixionghan。

diyicizaiboruitishinengqixiequzhuangjianta,liangbaijinhanshuipaozhangdepangzichuandexiangpofengxiang。

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韩剧喂大的虚荣心

shiliusuiduozaibeiwoshua《huayangnanzi》shi,lisamawohuachi:「xianshilibadaozongcaidoutudingpijiuduxiexie。」wonazhentouzata:「ximenzongerlangyuanxingshiribensencaituantaiziyehaoma!」qingchunqidexurongxinbijingansisuzhaibaoderouxianhaizangdeshen,danmeigehunanguzilidoumaizhekepanyequebianfenghuangdezhongzi——qubieshiyourenzhongyangtaipopenzai,yourenzhijieyizhijinlujiazuidechuizhinongchang。

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tazhijianqiaotaimiandiandandejiezouxiangzaiheyansecbaobiao:「qu**demeishisuanduchaobiaole。」shengyinchendexiangwaitanhaiguandazhongdetongchui,zhendewoxiongkoubochenshandouzaidou。neishunjianwomannaozidoushiximenzongerlangshuaiheikademingchangmian——ruguoyanqianzheinanrenyetaozhangwuxianefushukashuo「naqushua」,woshigaijinchisanmiaohaishizhijiesaibrali?

jinchigepi!shiliusuidundemalisuduyaozhengzaixueguanlifangyanhua。wolvtoufashizhijiaguyiguaguocaozuotaibuxiugangbianyuan。cuixiangyintataiyandechanei,yaoxianaodenengtingsoudumuzhou。

qumanzinizhengqidian!wozaixinlishanzijierguang,bujiushigejianlefeidezibenjiama?kexueguanlibentengdeduobaanbi**haifeng——beisijiaodiaozhuoguodeshayuxian,queshibimajiangzhuoshangtianzhepijiududewanglaobandedunandaijing。

tazaiguojindinglougongyuzhuangjiankongzheishi,woshishangzhouchaichaumetzuanjiebaozhuangheshifaxiande。fangwuyujingturantiaochutashishipishihetongdebantoumingtouying:「disanci。youzhuansishiwudu,woyaoheyanzhiyawuxiacixiufuqingkuang。」

「biantailao!」woguozheyujinchaoqihongdixiezajingzi。shuijinggenzhuangshangzhinengdiaoguangboliliangebaiyindoumeiliu。jiankongsijiaohuranxiangqitadaixiaodediyinpao:「shanghaizhongxinweihufeimeixiaoshisanshiqiwan,qu**dexiegouzasanfenzhongme?」

shoujijingenzhezhenle:【dongchanzhiyafangsunhuaianquanshebei】

【chuzhifangan:zhaiquanzhanqiliugeyue】

woqidebayuyanzhengguandaojinzhinengmatong。xuanwochongshuishenglihuranchixiaochusheng。luyuchennizhuangshenmeweixingjingsuanshi?bujiushixiangkanwoqijibaihuaideshikuangzhibo?xinga——wodianjiaoduizhinengtongfengkousongfeiwen:「weixingjingtouduizhunleya!」yujinshunzhejigouhuadaoyaowotingzhu,tunbubaidonghuducankaojianahongtanxiu。