第一章 第十五次离婚

[jinniannadaoyinghoudedamingxingsuruomiaojingshi**,yuduomingyoufuzhifuyouran!]

zheiyitiaoweiboyichu,jihusuoyourendouzhale,suruomiaoshidanghongdezhaziji,yizhizoulengkuluxian,meixiangdaozheiyibeibaochulaijiushirucijingbao,kunvbian**。

kanzheweiboshangyouxiangxintadeyoudihuitadehuayu,suruomiaodandandejiangshoujifangxia,liangbodekanxiangmianqiandenanren:“suoyihuoxianshengjiwokanzheixieshishenmeyisi?”

huoyanshengjiangshouzhongdelihunxieyishuhuanhuandijisuruomiao,yandidaizhebuzhimingdeqingxu:“wangshangdeshiqingnikanjianlema?wokeyibangnijiejue。”

“tiaojianshilihun,duima?”suruomiaochunjiaoyangqiyimojixiao,kanzhehuoyanshengyijiumianwubiaoqingdelian,xinliyitong。

“jiusuanwosile,yehuibazhehuotaitaidetouxian,xiangrangwojinigensusuneigexiao**nuoweizhi,zuomengbani!”

shuowanzheijuhua,suruomiaozhijiezhuanshenlikai。

huoyanshenghenmingxiandekanjiansuruomiaodejiaobuliangqianglexia,buyoumeixinyining,rouleroubiliang,anmazijiyouzhi。

suruomiaojinhudiediezhuangzhuangdezouchulemen,buyiwaidekanjianxiaoquwaiweizhedejizhe,suruomiaozhijiewushi,wanghuoyanshengbieshuhouzou。

“a!shisuruomiao,tacongshoufuhuoyanshengdewuzilizouchulaide。”

buzhidaoshisheihanleju,shengyindadejiangtianbupadibupadesuruomiaojiheleyitiao,fanyingguolaiqueshilengxiao。

她还真是出名!

yiqunjizhehenkuaijiuweileshanglai。

suruomiaozuoyouduoshanquehaishibeineixiejizhetuisangzhediedaozaidi,langbeibuyi。

jiantazheifumoyang,youxiejizheyanlishanguobuxiewen:“suxiaojie,duiyuwangshangdeshiqingniyoushenmekanfa?”

“wangshangduisuxiaojienindefeibangnindasuanzenmehuiying?”

“suxiaojiehuichumianhuifuyulunma?”

yijujutingshangqumeishenmegongjixingqueyouhandaichaofengdehuayuzuanjinsuruomiaodeerzhong。

tahuanghudekanzhemianqiandeyiqunren,jimiaohouhuanhuangouchun:“wodesishiguannimenpishi?”

tadeyijuhuasuanshichedizhaleyiqunjizhe。

yishijian,suoyourendouzaizhizetazhicuobugai。

suruomiaodiediezhuangzhuangzhanqishen,henshichayidejingkanjianhuoyanshengzhanzaimenkoukanzhezheili。

tadebiaoqinghenshifuza,sihuhaijiazazhexinteng。

huanglehuangnaodai,suruomiaochaofengzijihusiluanxiang,jiuhuoyanshengneigeyigeyueyaoshuoshiwucilihundehuonengxintengta?

做梦做傻了吧她。

neijiahuozhanzaineilikendingshizaikanxi。

buzailuanxiang,suruomiaoshenshoutuisangkaiyitiaolu,diediezhuangzhuangwangtasuozhudefangzizouqu。

tagenhuoyanshengsuishifuqi,danlianggerenqueshiyoumingwushi,ertayinweishimingxingdeguanxi,yebunengdayaodabaidezhuzaihuoyanshengjiali。

suoyitajiubahuoyanshenghoumiandeneizuobieshumailexialai。

zheiyizhujiushisinian,tagenhuoyanshengyehuxiangzhemolesinianshiguangle。

门外乒乒乓乓作响。

suruomiaohuanhuandunzuozaidikanxiangqianfang,chunjiaogouqikuxiao。

“dinglingling”deshouji**jiangtacongsixulilalehuilai。

suruomiaokanleyan,dangkanjianshoujishangxianshidemingzishi,kuxiaohaohaobianchengjiqiao。

“suruomiao,zenmeyang,congwanrenzhishangbianchengrenrenhandadeziweiruhe?”

deyidenvshengzaierpanzhakai。

suruomiaoxiang,tahaoxiangyouyiduanshijianmeitingjianzheigeshengyinle。

meixiangdaohaishiyirujiwangderangrenexin。

“ze,wojuedebucuo,natianwogaodiaohuiguishi,neixieduzhewoderenkendinghuiaohuisi。”

shenshoujiangzijisuiyisanluodetoufalvqi,tazhuangsiyonglandeyoudao:“biehuaiyiwonengbunenghuigui,bijing,wokeshishoufudeqizi,nishuowoyaoshizheimeyigongkai……”

“suruomiao,nige**,bieshuole,a!”

budengtadehuashuowan,huatonglibianchuanchuqilideshengyin,yijidiediebuxiudemanma。

duiyuzijizaochengdeyangzi,suruomiaoxianranhenmanyi,heheyixiaobiangualedianhua。

raner,yandiqueshanguoyisihenli。

susu,niyiweijingshenshichangjiugoule?

wosuruomiaoyaodeshinimenyijiazirenjiwobamapeizang!

jiangshoujidiukai,suruomiaokanlekanwaimian。

neixierensihudouzoule,ananjingjingdemeilefangcaidechaonao。

tashenshouquanzhutuijiangzijisuochengyituan,kanxiangqianfangyandidailei。

yiqian,tayeshiyigeqianjindaxiaojie,genbenjiubuyongquyulequanpinsipinhuo。

keshi,neiyiqiezaisusumunvdaolaizhihoujiubianle。

susudemuqinshisubabademeimei,yinweizuocuoleshiqing,suoyiyizhibubeisubabachengren。

houlaineigenvrenjiudaizhesusulaiqiuzhesubabayuanliangta,shuotazhidaocuole。

neimeduoniandeshiqingle,subabaziranyexinruan,jiuyuanliangbingqieshouliulesusuliangmunv。

weicengxiang,neilianggelangxingoufeidenvrenqueyidianyidiannuozoulesubabagongsideqiancai,bingqiebasinuogongkuandeshiqingzaizangjiahuojisubaba。

subabagenmamazoutouwuluzhixia,yejiutouhuzishale。

ertayecongwanrenjingyangdedaxiaojiebianchengleyigeyiwusuoyoudekelianchong,pingjiezhezijideyidiandianzisequleyulequanmaineiyizhanglian。

ersusuyijiaqueguoqileyiwanfuwengdeshenghuo。

meitiankanzhesusuyijiaguozheshangliushehuideshenghuo,suruomiaodouhenbudeshangqujineijiarenliangdao。

zuihoutahaishirenle,bingqiefeijinxinsijiejinsusudeweihunfuhuoyansheng,haijiulehuoyanshengdeyeye,bipozhehuoyanshengquleziji。

taruyuanyichangle,ersusuzaitamenhunlidangtianjingshenshichangbeipanduanchenglejingshenbing。

jingguozheimeduoniandezhiliao,susudeqingkuanghaolexuduo。

kehaishichuchugensuruomiaozuodui。

ersuruomiaoyekanbudetahao,meimeidounachutagenhuoyanshengdehunyin。

neigeshihou,susujiuhuigenfengziyiyang,dahandajiao,rangtayuyue。

menwaiyouxiangqile“pengpeng”deqiaomensheng,bansuizhedehaiyouhuoyanshengdeshengyin。

suruomiaoweiweihuishen,huanhuanzhanqishendakaimen。

menwaidehuoyanshenghaosihenjiaoji,kanjiantachulai,erhuabushuobianlachezhetazoulechuqu。

suruomiaomeixinyizhou,shoujinjinkouzhumenkuang:“huoyansheng,niganma?”

“**ma?yinggaishiwowennixiangganma?susuyijingfengle,niweishenmehaiyaoqu**ta?”

huoyanshengdeshengyinyounuhuo,haiyouzheyisisuruomiaotingbuchudeqingxu。

huanglehuangtou,suruomiaobuquduoxiang,jiqiaodekanxiangmianqianmanliannurongdenanren:“niyoubushibuzhidao,woba**tadangchenglequ。”