“kuai,zaishuoyibian,wogangcaimeiyoutingqing。”
zhaowujizuijiaodaixiao,yibianshuoyibianzixiduanxiangzheguyaoneizhangqingchunganjingdeliandan。
touguodanhuangdedengguang,haishikeyikanchuguyaochulaiqianshijingxindabanguode。
banyeshidianduo,douyijingzhunbeixiuxideren……
beizijituranjiaoqilaichigeshaokao,hegejiudouyaojingxinshoushiyifanziji……
zheiyangde“haogemen”guyaojiuzhanzaizijidemianqian,kuidezijidangnianjiuyixinxiangzhehelinshuangshuangjiuchan。
yixiangdaozheili,zhaowujijiuxiangjizijilianggedaerguazi。
shizaishixiangbuqingchu,qianshidezijidaodishinalixiangbukai。
ruguoshuozhenzhengdeqingmeizhuma,guyaoyutacaishiyidui。
liangrenfumubenjiuxiangshi,yizhiyilaijiujiaowangpinfan。
congxiaodaoda,guyaoduitadezhaogukeyishuoshiwuweibuzhi。
xiaoxuedeshihou,weilerangzijibuaima,zhudongbangtabushujiazuoye,xiekehoulianxi。
dangbanzhangdeshihou,haicengyinweibaobizhaowujishangkechidao,beilaoshichoumayidun。
zaidaodayixie,jiuyoukaishicaoxinqizijideyishiqiju。
dengdaoledaxue,zijishenshangchuandedabufenyifu,jibenshangdoushichuziyuguyaozhishou。
erqie,wulunzijiheshihedizhiyaoshiduiguyaoyouxuqiu,zheigeguniangjiuyidinghuirushifuyue。
binghuijizijizuorenshengguihua,yizhipeizhezijizuoxinlingshudong。
xianglaiyongyouzheiyangde“haoxiongdi”zijijuranbuzhenxi,quzhuishenmebaiyueguang?
实在是惭愧!
惭愧!
“guyao,nibanigangcaishuodehuazhongxinshuoyibian,wosongnigehaodongxi。”zhaowujigoulegoushouzhi,yiliantiaodou。
“ni?songwodongxi?”guyaolengxiao,jiazhuangbingbuzaihu。
shuowanbianhouyangzhezuozaizuoweishang,shuangbeihuanxiong。
jinkenengdeyazhizhuzijifengkuangshangyangdezuijiaodao,“jingechuxile?conglaidoubusongwoliwuderen,jintianjingranzhidaosongwoliwule?”
zheijuhua,youguyaoduizhaowujishuochulai,zheshiyouxielingtaxinsuan。
raner,haimeidengzhaowujikaikou,guyaojiuyoudao,“liuzheqiansongnineigebaiyueguangqu,laoniangbuyongnideliwu?”
“niyaobuyao?”zhaowujizuanjinquantou,jiazhuangshouliyouhuo。
“nixiannalai,jilaoniangkankan!”shuozhe,guyaobianguyitiejinzhaowuji,xiaoxinyiyidibankaizheiwei“zuihan”deshouzhang。
什么都没有。
“qie,laoniangjiuzhidao!”
“nizaijiwokaizheizhongguojiwanxiao,wokezhendehuidangzhendeao!”
dingzhexinzhongdeyiguluomo,guyaoguyidaqudao,“wojiushuozheidabanyede,taiyangyemeidaxibiannachulai,nixiaozihuizheimedongshi?”
“wokendingyouliwu,woxiangtingtingnigangcaishuodeshenme?”zhaowujiyilianzhengse。
“woshuonikebiefanhuna,bujiushigelinshuangshuang……”guyaoyilianwunaizhongfuyibian。
“上一句!”
“woshuobujiushigenvren,pidadianshi……”guyaocumei,bunaifandao。
“xiayiju。”zhaowujiqiangdiao。
“中间那句。”
huayinluo,guyaolianseshunjianzhanghong。
“meishenmea,meishenme。”
“e,neisuanle。”zhaowujizhuanshenyaozou。
“haohaohao,woshuoyaobunixuanjie,zenmeyang?”guyaowunaikaibai。
suiranzheijuhuashitapudianlehaojiu,zhidengdaozhaowujizuilecaiganjiajiewanxiaodehuashuochulaide,dantaqishiyejiushiweilerangzijifangqingsongyidian,tazhidaozhaowujibingbuhuitongyi。
guoran,zhaowujitinglezheihua,zhishimomobiliangmeiyoushuohua。
guyaowunaitanqi,shuangquanjinzuan,tanbushangshiwang。
erzhaowujizeshikanzheyanqianqingchunyangyidenvren,shenxingbuzhuzhandou。
houlaiderensheng,guyaoqishibingbuhaoguo.
weilebangzhuzijizhuizhulinshuangshuang,yeshiredeyishenmafan,shenghuokunkubukan。
keshijishineiyang,tayijiuzuolerenshengzhongzuipiaoliangdeyiciziji,laibingfangkanwangtazhaowujiyiyan。
tazhijinjidezuihoumosuozhezijideneishuangcucaodebumanlaojiandeshuangshou,hechongchixuesideshuangyan。
“meiyou,wojiushilaikannide……”
“niyaojieqiana,youa,wozheijiujinizhuan。”
“meishi,woguodehenhao。”
“xianbushuole,zuijinjiushiqugongdile,tiyanshenghuoma!”
“wonashishenmedaxiaojie,wozheibushidengnini……”
huixiangqiliangrenshaoliangjianmianshi,guyaodeyiziyiju,zhaowujishentizhenzhan。
好在一切都还不晚。
“好啊!”
jiudangguyaozhunbeiyong“xingle,kaiwanxiaodeniyexin。”zheizhonghualaitangsaiguoqushi,zhaowujidiantoudaying。
“a?”huadaozuibiandeguyaoturanyileng,tongkongshunjiandengda。
“zheigesongnile,jiudangzuowodingqingxinwu。”zhaowujinachulejingxinzhunbeidewanbiao,yilianrenzhendileguoqu。
“bushi,zhaowuji,ninaoziqueshuila?!”guyaochengdeyishengzhanqishenlai,numadao。
“zheibiaoliangqianduoa,nizanleduojiu?kenleduojiudemantou?nishentibuyaolea?nishibushidasuansongjineigelinshuangshuangde?”guyaoyiliannuqibuzheng。
“nikezhangdianxina!nirangwojieniqianjiushiweileganzheige,nishibushiyoumaobinga!”shuodaozheili,guyaoyouwunaidao。
“xingle,jiezhidaonifangbuxiata,nijiusongguoqushishiba,shuobudingdadongtaleni……”
guyaodiyishijiandanxindeshitazhaowujideshenti,diershijianjishishengqiyehaizairentonggeaideweizijijiandingzhexuanze。
neiyikezhaowujijiulele。
“jiushisongjinide,niyaoshibuyaonijiunaqumaileba,danghainiqianle。”zhaowujisuikoujieshi。
“nibushiwenwonixingbuxing,wodayingle。”zhaowujiyilianpiqiderengxiawanbiaoxiaosadezhanqishen。
“laoban,zheimeinvjiezhang。”shuowan,dabuzouhui。
zhiliuxiaguyaoyirenzaifengzhonglingluan。
……
晚十点半。
宿舍即将关门。
zaifaxiaoxiquerenguyaoyijinganquanhuidaoqinshizhihou,zhaowujizheicaidaizhecongchaoshimaideyidaduilingshi,huanhuanzouhuiqinshi。
“you!fangshao,zheishiyouweineigelinshuangshuangzhunbeide?”zhaowujilinchuangdexiaomakandaozhaowujihuilailimatanchutoulai。
“jiwolaiyigebei?”gebichuangpangziwanghaolakailechuanglian,shenchushouqu。
“meikandaoneishifangshaojilindaxiaojiezhunbeide?younishenmeshia!”xiaomaxiaodao。
“meiyou,jiushijinimendaide。”zhongrenhaixiangqihong,zhaowujiyilianzizaidedaduandao。
“啥?”
“wanghao,woerduomeihuantingba?”xiaomadengdayanjingyiwen。
“meiyou,woyetingjianle。”
“yifu,dangzhen?”jirenyikoutongsheng。
“guozhen!”zhaowujifangkaiyizhangzhuozi,jiangmaidelingshiyahuoxishudaozaizhuoshang。
“zhaoge,nibunengshibeineigelinshuangshuangdajidaoleba,gemenquannia,yigenvrenzhenmeibiyao。”wanghaolvxianluozuo,lakaiyipingpijiu,guanleyikoudao。
“jiushi,zhaoge,nikebiexiangbukaia!”xiaomafuhedao。
“pi!chinimenjigede。”
“linshuangshuangwodoufangxiale。”
“qie……”tinglezhaowujiyishuo,zhongrengendoubuxieyigu。
suhuashuogougaibulechishi,tazhaowujinengfangxia?
他们几个先吃屎!
buguoxiangdaozhaowujikenengzhendexinqingbuhao,jirenjiuyemeizaishuo。
yidunjiu,zhongrenyouhedaolelingchen。
liangbaikuaiqiandeliwu,linshuangshuangkandoubuhuikanshangyiyan。
keshijiupianpianzheiliangbaiduokuaiqiandedongxi,nengrangzijishiyoukaixindaorucichengdu。
qizhongduibi,tianchadibie。
chibaohezu,zhongrenshangchuang。
cishizhaowujicailaidejikanyanshouji,jingranshoudaolelaiziyulinshuangshuangdeduanxinhongzha。
【zhaowuji,nizenmebujiewodianhua?womenxiaozudezuoyemeizuo,nibangmangzuoyixia,mingzaojidedaijiwoe!】
【duilebangwodaisifenzaocan,womenzaiwaimianchangk,jiuxianbushuole。】
【……】
【jidee,niyaoshishengbinglejiujianchiyixia,dengmingtianwojinimaiyao。】
kanzhezheijielianbuduandejitiaoxiaoxi,zhaowujilengxiaoyisheng。
然后,安稳入睡。