练功房的一角，
gezheyipaishaqitengtengdebingqi。
chuqiyigejianbufeilveguoqu……
“你干嘛？”
yaojihedeyigejilingcongdishangtiaoleqilai。
“meishi，wozigesha！”
chuqishandianbanzhuazhuyibabaojianjiadaolezijidebozizhishang。
“nitingzhe，jintianniyaoshibuzaishawoyici，wolimazishasizainidemianqian！”
yaojineixinjihuyaobengkui：
各位读者大大，
nimentingting，nimentingting！
wobushata，tajiuyaozisha！
tayongzishalaibiwoqushata！
zheihaiyouwangfama？zheihaiyoutianlima？zheihaiyouluojima？
yaojiganjuedaozijidedanaobeineigefengzijiaochengleyituanluanma。
huangluanzhizhong，tajingrandayingleduifang：
“biezisha！wodayingnijiushi！”
yaojishenshenxileyikouqi，jiliyaxiaxinzhongdekongju，mengdiyixiajiangzijidexiexiugongfatishengdaoleshicheng。
“呼——”的一下，
fangjianzhineigangfengzhouqi，shaqisiyi！
yaojimeiyouchouchusuishenneitiaobianzi，shoushangdewubianshaqiqueziranningchengleyitiaowuxingqibian！
wuxingqibianwanruoyitiaoyoulong，zhangyawuzhuachaozhechuqifeipuleguoqu。
“砰！”
chuqideshentiyingshengersui，zhijiebeineitiaowuxingqibianjidachengleyituanxuewubaokai！
kandaozijiliandaodachengjingjiedeqianjibailianbianweilijingrankongburusi，yaojiyeshirenbuzhuweiweijidongleyixia。
danjinjinzhishijidongleyixia，tajiuqiangxingxiangyaak47yiyangjiangqiaoqidezuijiaoyalehuiqu。
wuta，chuqiganggangjicidefuhuoyijingjitaliuxialenanyimomiedexinliyinying，tabuganzaocizailiflagle。
……
【ding，jiancedaosuzhuyijingbaobi，jianglisiwangbi1mei，jianglifenshen1ju（dangqianfenshenshu5），zhanlidian+10（zongzhanlidianwei50）】
“tongzige，biebibile，zhijiekaijiangba！”
【ding，gongxisuzhuhuodejinsemangheyige！】
“开！”
“砰！”
lihuazhaxiang，mantianhuayu。
【ding，gongxisuzhuchouzhongtebiedajiang——jiangli“tianjiangzhenshen”zhaohuankayizhang。】
【shiyongshuoming：dangsuzhushiyonggaizhaohuankashi，keduanzandaposhikongguize，zhaohuanjiutianzhenshenjianglinshijian，weinisuoyong！】
“**！jiutianzhenshenjianglin！”
“zheibutuotuodejiangweidaji，zhenzhendetianxiawudishouma！！！”
“youlezheizhangdipai，tianxiazhida，youyounalishizijiqubudede？”
chuqixinzhonganshuang，dahutongkuai！
buguo，zhuannianyixiangyoujuedenaliyouxiebuduijing。
“buduia，woyijingyongyoubaobijibianqiangxitong，benshenjiushiwudidebusizhishen。zaiyaozheiwudibaomingzhaohuankahaiyoubiyaoma？”
“suanle，xianbuxiangzheimeduole。ganjinfuhuochuqurangyaojiduoshajicicaishizhen！”
xiangdaozheili，chuqishuangyanyizheng，zaicifuhuo。
……
“大姐……”
chuqiyanqianyiliang，zaicikandaoleyaoji。
“你好！”
sheizhi，yaojibudengtakaikou，zhijiedandingchaotahuilehuishousuanshidaguozhaohule。
楚奇：……
“大姐，请你……”
“buyongshuole！wobuxingle！”
“nvrenbukeyishuozijibuxinga！”
“woshizhendebuxingle，buxinnizijikan。”
yaojishuowan，conghuailimochugangcaishatayicideneibadaozizoudaochuqimianqian，taiqiyanleiwangwangdeshuangyankanxiangleta……
下一秒，
yaojimengdiyixianiutoupaodaowujiao，baoqiyigelajitongdakououtuleqilai。
“yue——”。
楚奇：……
haoburongyidengyaojituwanle，chuqihaixiangzainulizhengquyiba，quekandaoduifangyouqiwulichaotabailebaishou：
“qiuqiunibuyaozaitiwulideyaoqiule，woyijingdele‘sharenchuangshangzonghezheng’。”
“xianzaizhiyaoxinliyidongxiangyaoshanideniantou，wojiuhuiquanshensuanruan、hunshenwuli、outubuzhile……”
“yue——”。
kanlaizheixiashizhendesibuchengle。
chuqiwunaitanlekouqi，zheishijiedexiexiuhaizhenshiruobaole，caisiwucijiutuchengzheiyangle。
jiranzijiyijingsiwangwuwangle，neijiexialaishibushiyinggai……
ganshoudaochuqineibuhuaihaoyidemuguang，yaoji“ceng”diyixiajiutiaoleqilai。
“你想干嘛？”
chuqishenchushetou，tianletianxinghongdezuichun，yongyinsenkongbudeyuqishuodao：
“ganggangnishalewoneimeduoci，xianzaishibushigailundaowoshaniyicile……”
“扑通——”一下，
yaojizhijieguidaozaichuqishenqian，shuangshougaogaojuguotouding，
zhangxinzhizhong，heranshi10kuaihongguangshanshandebuguizeshitou。
“这是什么东西？”
“nijingranbuzhidaoxueshi？”yaojiyouxieqiguaiwendao，“xueshishilingqifusuzhihouchuxianzaizheishijiedeshenqibaobei，qizhongyunhanfengfulingqi，jikeyiyongyuxiulian，yekeyidangzuoxiuxingzhezhijiandetongyonghuobi。”
“woxiangyongtamenlaimaiwodeming！”
chuqideqianshenmeiyoujuexingchaofanliliang，genbenjiechubudaoxiuxingjiedexinmi，buzhidaoxueshiyeshihenzhengchang。
“e，yuanlaishixueshia！”
chuqimolemoxiaba，ruoyousuosidao，
“suiranzheidongxitingqilaiyouyidiandianzhengui。buguo，niganggangkeshizhengzhengshalewowucia！nizhidaobeirenshalewucidetongkuma？……”
“jiaqian！jiaqian！wojiaqian！”
tingdaochuqineiyinsenkongbudeyuqi，budengtashuowan，yaojilimajingkongdajiaoleqilai。
“neinishuoshuokannihaiyoushenmezhiqiandebaobei？”
yaojiyiyaoya，jiangshoucongyifulingkoushenlejinqu……
chuqiheleyitiao，shuangshoulianbaidao：
“niganma？wokeshizhengrenjunzi，yishenxiangxuzheiyitaozaiwozheilibulingyandea……”
huahaimeishuowan，quekandaoyaojicongshenshangchexialeyitiaoyinsexianglian，xiangliandediaozhuishiyimeijinguangshanshandejiezhi。
“zheishiyimeinajie！zheishiwoshenshangchuleneijianqiqiaolinglongjiazhiwaizuizhiqiandedongxile，qingdarenshouxiata，fangguoxiaonvziyimingba！”
chuqijieguonajie，anzhaoyaojijiaotadeshiyongfangfa，xinnianyidong。
xianqianhuodedeneijianqiqiaolinglongjiaheshikuaixueshiyiqibeishourulejiezhizhizhong。
“youhe，zheidongxihaiyouyidiandianyisi。”
yaojiyanjingyiliang，kandaolehuoxiaqudeyisixiwang：
“neiwokeyizoulema？”
“不可以！”
yaojihunshenyizhan：“weishenme？nengjidewobushiyijingquanbudoujinilema？nandaonihaixiangyao……”
xiangdaozheili，yaojirenbuzhuyongyanjiaoyuguangtoutoudaliangleyixiachuqi：
jianmeixingmu，bilianggaoting，shengaozhishaoyouyimijiu，haoxianghaiyoubakuaifuji。
zongjiechengyigezi，neijiushi：
帅的一批！
yaoshiduifangzhenxiangyaodehua，zijihaoxiangyebuzenmechikui……