第5章 不学无术的废物

tapazheinanrenzaizhashiyijianbatajitongle!

“娘亲……”

yishengruannuodeshengyinxiangqi,suijilongchenjiurouzheyanjingxialechuang,“niangqin,wotingdao……”

shengyinjiaranerzhi,longchendaidaidekanzhedishangtangzhedenanren,yanshenfaleng。

suirantianheile,wuliquehaizhangzhedeng,yinciwuzhongyiqieyekandegewaiqingchu,youqishilongchenkandaoneinanrendeyangzishi,zhijieshazaileyuandi。

longyunzhengbenlaimeishafanying,kekanlongchendingzhedishangdexiaomoranyidongbudong,tayezixikanlexiaomoranyiyan……

啥也没看出来。

“guaierzi,beihedaole?”longyunzhengmolemotadetou,nandaoshibeihedaole?

longchenyaotouzhilezhixiaomorandeyanjing,“niangqinzheigeshushudeyanjinghechenchendehaoxianga!”

tingdaolongchendehua,longyunzhengyoukanleyanxiaomorandeyanjing,yihuodao:“xiangma?”

shutayanxia,shizaikanbuchulainalixiang。

yaoshuoxiang,longchenheyuanshenzheizhangliancaijiaoxiang,jianzhiyigemozilikechulai。

“haoleguaibaobei,niquneibianzuozhe,niangqinyaotizheigeshushuzhishangle。”yaobushiyaoliyongxiaomorandequanshizhaoheijing,tacaibuxiangguanzheinanrendesihuo!

kanlongchenguoquguaiguaizuozhehou,tacaidunxiashenzizixidaliangxiaomorandeshangkou。

jianzhijieguanchuanjianjiagu,xuechengheihongse,zhouweihaiyouxiecanliudebaisefenmo,yinggaishisuoweidejinchuangyaoyileide。

suirantajiandanchuliguo,kequemeiyoujiedu,jianyemeiyoubachulai。

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laibujiduogantan,longyunzhengxianjiangnanrenderanxuedewaiyituoxia。

“ze,xiaoernibieshuo,zheinanrenhaiyoudianzise。”

xiaoerxuwudedianlediantou,jiutingjiantajiazhuzidegantan。

“yaoshisilekexile。”

xiaoerzaiyicixuwufue。

“buguoqiaofunanweiwumizhichui。”

xiaoer:zheiyanyubushizheiyangyongdeba?

“niangqin,qiaofushishenme?wumizhichuiyoushishenmea?”

longyunzhengzheicaikandaoerziguangzhejiaocaizaidishang,buyoudexianfangxiashoulideren,haihaoshoushangmeizhanranxueji,zouguoqujiangerzibaoqi,qingshengxunwen:“haipama?”

longchenyaoleyaotou,zhiyaoniangqinzaidedifangtadouyaobaohuhaoniangqin!

“longchenbupa,longchenhuibaohuhaoniangqin。”

xiaoer:“zhuren,ninhaishixianjiurenbijiaohao,burandenghuiguale,jiumeiyouheijinghuiqule。”

longyunzhengmeiyoulihuixiaoer,lianshangdaizheqianxiaogenerzijieshi。

“qiaofujiushixinlingshouqiaodefuren,wumizhichuijiushizhi,meiyoumi,jiunanyizuochufanlai,zheijuhuajiushishuo,meiyoumi,zaixinlingshouqiaodefurenyezuobuchuhaochidefancai,donglema?”

tingwandelongchenyilianchongbaidekanzheniangqin,niangqinzhidaodehaoduoe!

“neiniangqindeyisijiushi,ruguomeiyouhaodeyao,jiubunengjiuzheigeshushuma?”

longyunzhengjidongdemolemoerzidetou,kankanzheicaishitadehaoerzi,tucaodao:xiaoernixuezhedian。

xiaoer:“xiaciyiding。”

shouhuidanao,longyunzhengkanleyandishangdenanren,budebushuo,silekexi,keshiduiyuzheigedusutahaixuyaobushaodedongxi。

jianshidaoshihaobachu,buguojiuzheigeyiliaohuanjing,pashidusuhaimeijiejue,jiuxianbeixijunwuran。

“xiaoer,nihaishengxiaduoshaonengliang,zheidudaoshihaoban,woyiqiankanguoxingjideyikebaikequanshu,jiuyinzhenzhajigexueweifangdujiuchabuduole!jiushizheijianshidezaiwujundehuanjing。”

“zhuren,chuangzaowujunhuanjing,zuiduozhinengjianchiyigexiaoshi。”

“够了,开始吧。”

yipangdelongchentingbudaolongyunzhenghexiaoerdeduihua,danshikandedaoniangqinrenzhendemoyang,niangqinhaohaokan。

zigaofenyongdexiachuang,xiaotuidengdengpaodaolongyunzhengmianqian,“niangqin,chenchennengzuodianshenmebangdaoniangqinma?”

longyunzhengneixinyiruan,kankanzheiguaiqiaodeerzi,taketaiaile,“buyonge,guaibaobei,nijiuzuozaichuangshang,denghuiniangyaojizheigeshushuzuoyigexiaoshoushu,huihenkongbu,chenchenyaozuodejiushibishangyanjing,buranhuiwanshangzuoemenge。”

longchenrenzhendedianlediantou,niangqinshuobukan,neijiubukan。

xiaoerkanzhezijiazhuzidehuyou,xindifanqichenmo。

tadezhuzishibushihuanlexinzi?nandaodangchukaizhezhanjiandashasifangde,bushiyanqiandezheiwei?

“xiaoer,kuaizhunbeidongxi,woyaokaishile。”

xiaoerfangqitucao,yongshengyunengliangjiangnanrenzhaojinwujunhuanjing,yicehaitigonglexuyaoshoushudegongju。

yipangdehunchuangshang,longchenrenrenzhenzhendebizheyanjing,haibuwangyongxiaoshoudangzhu。

longyunzhengzezhanlizainanrenshence,shoushudaoshouqidaoluo,qiekai,bajian,fenghe,baozha,yiqihecheng,quanchengbuguosishifenzhongwancheng。

xiaoerbuyoudezaicigankai,zhuzimeibeihuanxinzi。

“haole,xiaoerjideshishijiancetadeshengmingtizheng,wodedaierzichuquchifan。”

diuxiamandidelangjie,longyunzhengsihaomeiyoujuedebuduijing,daizhelongchenchuquyouhunleyibolianshu,shundaihaiyaolebushaodegaodian,dengchiwanfanhaojihaizichidiandianxin。

longchenyibianchizhegaodian,yibiandingzhechuangshangdeshushu,xiaoshoushibushideshenzainanrendebizidixiashitan。

niangqinjiletazhongyaorenwu,jiushigeyihuishitanyixiazheigeshushushibushihaiyouqi,tayidinghuizuohao,buhuirangniangqinjuedetameiyouyongda!

xiaoerjianzhimeiyankan,zhuziduoshaoyoudianyongtonggongdexianyi。

“zhuren,mingshijiuhuilaile,yinzhenyequeshijiangdabufenduxuedoufangchulaile,danshidusuyijingqinruwuzangliufu,xuyaodiaoyang,jiuzheiyangbandiaozhefangzaizheili,keyima?huitouzaihuaiyiqizhuzini,jiujieshibuqingle。”

“pashenme,nihaidekaorenjiazhaoheijing,zancainenghuiqu,meisijiucheng,dengzhaodaoheijing,tiangaorenniaofei,dengxinglezaijieshibuchi。”

longyunzhengzhaohulongchenxiuxi,yiyehaomeng。

kewaijianxiaomoranjiumeiyouneimeshufu,diertianyizaozaijianbangtengtongdecijixiaxinglai,zhengyanbianshifangliang。

xiaomoranlimaqishen,jiufaxianzijishuizaihunfangdewaijiantashang。

muguangchujidaoshencedeshoubei,yijingbeibaisedeshabubaozhahao。

budui!tashoudaodexiaoxi,zheinvrenshiyigegenrengouheshengxiayezhong,buxuewushudefeiwu,zenmehuiyourucihaodeyishouyishu?