第4章
“woqu！shuangsji？sheia？”
“xiaomuyuan！shixiaohuaxiaomuyuan！zhenniubia！”
zhongrenfachubaozhabandezantansheng，jiuliantaishangbeianxuexiaodelaoshidoudengdaleyanjingjiaodao：“woqu！shuangsji？zheishilifangyanquanguoyemeijigea！”
“wohaizaixuexiaoneihuier，quanxiaodiyiyejiuyigeaji！wolaoshidangshihaizihaodechuilejigeyueniubini！”
“tiancai！jueduidetiancai！zheibudezhijiebaosonga！”
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yipangdezhaobianzezhishimomodexiaozhedianleyizhiyan。
takanzhebeianneibanglaoshimeichiguohuncaideyangzi，xinlizhijuedehaoxiao。
“tanbushang，womenluochengzhongxuenianniandouyouzheiyangdexuesheng。sjideyushouyebushitamendeshangxian，ssrcaishitamendejixian。”
beiandelaoshimenyanshenyizhenhuangluan。
SSR？
zaijiaoyuxitongli，tamenzheibeizidoumeijianguossryushouzhangshayang！
吹牛逼的吧！
但吹牛逼又能怎样？
xianzainiubijiuzhangzairenjiazuishang，renjiakebushixiangzenmechuijiuzenmechuia？
zhongbeianlaoshizhinengjinliangyazhizhuzijichijingdeyangzi，gangapeixiao。
erqizhongyigetudingdelaotouzehurandishengshuodao：
“guixiaozhenshirencaibeichu！jintianzhenshigongxiguixiaole。”
zhaobiancemuershi，zhijuezheilaozheyouxieyanshu，biankeqidao：
“nalinali！buzhizheiweilaoshizenmechenghu？”
“zheiweishiwomenbeianyushoushizhiyexuexiaodexiaozhang，jiangtianweixiaozhang。”yigenianqinglaoshijieshaodao。
“jiangtianweixiaozhang？”zhaobianyanzhuziyizhuan，turanzhengsedao：“shishoujiangtianwei？”
zhaobiandunjuezijishiyan，gaikoudao：
“o，bububu，ninjiushihaochengnengyiciliankaishitouyushoudejiangxiaozhang？”
“haha，xumingeryi，neidoushiguoqudeshiqingle，nijiaowo**jiukeyile。”jiangtianweiheaidexiaodao。
“shijingshijing，wanbeiganggangshiyan，haiwangjianglaobuyaojianguai。”
“nalinali......zhishiwomenzheizhongxinbandexuexiaoqueshimeishenmediyun，nenggouheluochengzhongxuezheizhongmingxiaotongtaicankao，benjiushinandedejiyuan。”
“jianglaokeqile，ganggangshushishizaixiamaofanle......”
“buguoguixiaozheimingjiaoxiaomuyuandexueshengqueshishinandeyijiandetiancai。zheishuangsjimoshuowoshouxiazheibanglaoshimeijianguo，jiushilaoxiuwoyeshicishengnandeyijian。
zhishizhaobianlaoshiganggangshuoguixiaoshimeiniandouyouzheiyangdexuezi，wodaoshijuedeyouxiekuazhangle。”
“shi！shi！shi！zaixiagangcaishiyanle，haiwangjianglaoqiemojianguai......”
“hehe，wufang，wufang。”
zhaobianlianlianzuoyipeixiao，zhengzaizheishi，zhitingjiantaixiadunshiyoubaofachuyizhenzhenjingjiao。
taishanglaoshitanchutouqu，zhijianqiyuexianshipingshangxianshizhezimu：
“beianyushouzhiyexuexiao，bashibahaokaoshenglilie，qiyueyushousji，qiyueyushousji......”
jiangtianweidengdaleyanjingdao：“yo！zenmewomenxuexiaoyeyouzheiyangdetiancai？”
tahuiwanglezijishouxiadelaoshiyiquan，zhongrenyanzhongquejingshimengbi。
tazaikanxiangzhaobian，zhijianzhaobianzuibazhangdelaoda，fangfoxiahegutuojiuleyiban。
“li、lilie？”tabuganzhixindeshuodao。
“zhaolaoshi，kanyangzizheixueshengnirenshi？nandaoshinimenluochengzhongxuezhuanjiwomendeneixiexueshengzhiyi？”
“zhei、zheibuyinggaia！zheililiemingmingshigecanjiren，tazenmekeneng......”
huahaimeishuowan，gengkongbudeshiqingfashengle。
“beianyushouzhiyexuexiao，bashibahaokaoshenglilie，qiyueyushoubji，qiyueyushoudji，qiyueyushoufji，qiyueyushoucji，qiyueyushoufji，qiyueyushousji，qiyueyushouaji，qiyueyushoubji......”
yichuanchuanyushouqiyuexinxifangfodangjibanbutingtiaodong，taishangtaixiazhongrenyanzhongjinlubukesiyideshenqing。
“zheinimashiwanxiaoxiaoleni？zenmedoubudaitingdea？”
“zheijiaoliliedeshishei？haishiwomenbeiande？wozenmedulesannianshuyeburenshitaa？”
“buzhidaoa！womennianjizonggongjiulianggeban，youzheimegerenbuyinggaiburenshia？”lianggebeianxueshengzezejingtandao。
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“lilie？zheijiahuoguoranbuduijing......”
gangzhunbeilikaikaochangdexiaomuyuandingzheneixianshipingshangdezimu，xiangdaozuotianfashengdeyiqie，beihoulenghanzhimao。
“woqu！lilie！shililie！lilieshiwoxiongdi！shiwoxiongdia！”yuandingxingfendexianggehou。
“neisixiazi？zenmekeneng？zheizenmekeneng！”hanxuyezhengdaleyanjingjingtandao。
“hange，zheikendingshijiqiguzhangle，neisixiazizenmekenengqiyuezheimeduoyushoua。”liuxinlouzhehanxujieshidao。
“xinjie，zheikebuhaoshuoa，ninandaowanglezuotianxiawuzainvcesuoli......”pangniuhuahaimeishuowan，liuxinganmangshiyitabizui。
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zhuxitaishang，zhaobianhuangzhangdeduijiangtianweishuodao：“zhaolao，wokanzheiyinggaishixianshixitongchuwentile，woxianxiaqukankan，jianchayixia。”
“ng，ng。woxiangyeshi，buran，womenbeiankeshidelegebudeledeguaiwua，hahaha！”jiangtianweimozhehuzixiaodao。
zhaobianyebuduoshuo，yigegendoufanxiazhuxitai，zhaohuanchuzijideheibaoyushou，raozhejudadeqiyueguangchangxunzhaoliliedeweizhi。
piankezhihou，zhijianyibangbeiandexueshengjingyadejizaiyiqi，haoxiangjianleguiyiyang。
zhaobianlianmangguoqu，gaoshengwendao：“nimenzheilizenmele？buhaohaopaiduikaoshi，suochengyiduiganma？”
“laoshi！zheigetongxueta......tahaoxiangchushile！”yigenvhaiqieshengshengdeshuodao。
zhaobiansuizhetadezhiyinkanqu，zhijianliliedaozaiyipianxuebozhong。
zhaobianlianmangshangquchakan，jiandaoxuejiyizhiyanshendaoqiyuekoushang，quebingweijiandaoxueyedechuchu。
liliesuirandaozaixueboli，danrenyouzhaobianfanfujiancha，tashenshangsihuyebingmeiyoushangkou。
zhengzaitabaisibudeqijiezhishi，yigenvhaimulujingkong，zhandouzheshengyinshuodao：“heisejushe！heisejushe！”
“heisejushe？”zhaobianhuyidao。
“ng！jiushineitiaoheisejushe，baneixieyushou，doujichile！”
女孩惊恐的确认道：
“erqie，neigetongxuedeshenhouhaichuxianlehaoduoshuangheisedeyanjing......neixieyanjingyizhayizhade，kepajile！”
“heisede......yanjing？”