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tingdaojiangyandehua,neimingyongrenmingxiancuoeleyishun,bukezhixinditaiqiletou:“bukeneng,womingming……”

jiangyanlengyankanzheta:“nimingmingshenme?”

sihuchajuedaolezijideshitai,yongrenjimangshoulianqingxu,cheshangyifunankandexiaorong:“tiqiangongxifurenle,buguo,zheixijiadehaizi,yebushisheixiangshengjiunengshengde。”

jiangyanbaishou:“zheijiubulaonifeixinle,wonaixinbushihenhao,rangnizhuzikuaidianerjiwogunguolai。”

neimingyongrenyuyanyouzhi,denglejiangyanyiyan,zhuanshenliqu。

jianci,jiangyanyouzaiyouzaididaliangqizheidongbieshuhezheidongbieshulideren。

ze,zheilidefengshuibuzenmeyang,renyebuzenmeyang,yigeyongrenyeganqidaotatoushang!

cahuapingdeyongrenkanjianjiangyanguolai,yinyangguaiqidikaikou:“furenheshaoyejiehuncailianggeyuejiuyoushenyunle,haizhenshiyoufuqini!”

jiangyankanletayiyan:“nizuijinpashiyaoyouxueguangzhizai,zuoshixiaoxindian。”

cahuapingdeyongren:“……”tayoubingba?

zuofandeyongren:“furen,niyiqianzenmeconglaidoubuchuanhongqunzia,zheihongqunzizhenchennidepifu!”

jiangyandianlediantou:“zheibushiyanshentinghaodema,weishenmehaiyaojibierendangxiaosan?neinanrengaobudingtalaopode,woquannibiezaizheikeshushangdiaosile。”

zuofandeyongren:“!!!”tashizenmezhidaozheijianshiqingde!

jiangyandehuayingangluo,chuqutongfengbaoxindeneimingyongrenhuilaile,zuiliandeyi:“furen,wokannidehaorizishiyaodaotoule。”

jiangyanshangxiadaliangletayiyan,dianlediantou:“gangcaiwangleshuo,nideminggonganchen,kongyouzhongjichanshen,nixianzaijiwoguixiakegetou,wokeyijiwangbujiu,dengnisihoubuzhiyudadenihunfeiposan。”

neimingyongrenzuijiaochoulechou,yebuzaizhuangle:“jiangyan,nizheishizhidaozijisidaolintoule,hefengle?”

tingci,jiangyanhongchungouqi,youxiewunaidiyaoleyaotou:“kexile,nidehaiziyehuishouniqianlian!”

“神经病!”

tamenjuedejiangyandadishifengle,zuoyouyourenyaolaishoushitale,yebuyuanzaihetaduoyan。

jiangyanyemeilexingzhi,baiwuliaolaidiwozaishafalidengzheneibeihouzhirendedaolai。

yuemoguoleyigexiaoshi,jiujiandamenbeiyiweizhongniannanrendaizhebaobiaochuangkai。

zhongniannanrenguiqibiren,weiyashizu,jugaolinxiadikanzheshafashangdejiangyan,suishoujiangyigeyaopingrengjita:“bazheigehele。”

jiangyanweidong,xianxideshouzhiyouyidameiyidadiqiaozhefushou。

“you,shiershua!haizhenshirangrenyiwai。”

lairenshixiyandeershuximinghai,xijiamuqiandedangjiaren。

ximinghailenghengyisheng:“benbuxiangtongpozheicengchuanghuzhi,shinishangganzhezhaosi,bazheiyaohele,wokeyidangzuoshenmeshiqingdoumeifasheng,nihaihaohaozuonidesishaofuren。”

jiangyanzhongyujiangmuguangyidaoneiyaopingshang“zheishishenmeyao?”

ximinghaihaobuyanshidikaikou:“duotaiyao。”

jiangyanyandishanguoyimolingli。

duiyutazheigexuanjiediyirenlaishuo,qianluweizhishutaiduo,duzilidehaiziqueshishigeleizhui,ketayaozenmechuzhi,hailunbudaoyigewairenlaizhishouhuajiao。

“ershuyouxinsiguanwodeshi,haiburuduoqumiaolihuozheguanlishaoshaoxiangbaibaifo,kuixinshizuodeduole,mashangjiuyaozaobaoyingle。”

ximinghainushizhejiangyan:“jiangyan,nihushuobadaoxieshenme?ganjinbayaohele!”

jiangyanlenghengyisheng:“yanjinyuci,daoshihoubielaiqiuwo,ershu,manzoubusong。”

ximinghaishenmedafengdalangmeijianguo,qihuibeijiangyandesanyanliangyuhedao,tatailetaishouzhaohushenhoudebaobiao:“anzhuta,bayaoguanjinqu!”

jiangyandeyanzhongsihaomeiyouhaipa,yaoleyaotou,lanlankaikou:“nimendeduzibutengma?”

xiangjiangyanerlaidebaobiaolengleyixia,shenmeduziteng,jiangyanpabushibeiheshale?

tamengangyaojixudongzuo,zhijianjiangyanyoushoufeikuaideqialegejue。

tamengrantaitou,yanshenlinglikepa:“woshuo,nimendeduzi——deteng!”

xiayimiao,lianximinghaizaineidesanrenqiqiwuzhuleduzi,tengdemantoudahanshuangtuifaruan。

ximinghaiyanshenjingleyoujing:“jiangyan,niduiwomenzuoleshenme?”

jiangyanchulaizhadao,buxiangjiangshiqingzuojuele,siliangjimiaobiankaikou:“ruguonimenbuxiangqiechuweidehua,xianzaiquyiyuanhailaideji。”

ximinghaiximingdejin,qiaojiangyanturanzheimeshenshentaotaode,yebuganzaidaixiaqule,wuzheduzitongbuyushengditaoli。

dairenzouhou,jiangyannaqizhuoshangdeyaoping,ningkaigaizicoujinbijian。

ze,shiduotaiyaobujia,limianhaichanzheyizhongzaixuanjiedoushifenhanjiandeduyao。

zheixijia,haizhenshiwohuzanglongni!

cishi,longjinjiayuan,shufang。

xiyandezhuliqifeibujinbumandikaikou:“shaoye,ninzouhou,furenbiandeyouxieqiguai,shenshentaotaodebushuo,danzihaibiandale,jingranjiangneimingjitaxiayaodeyongrenlaquwenhua,haizhijierangtagongchubeihouzhushi!furenzhongyufankangle!”

shufanglizhiyouxiyanfandongziliaodeshengyin,anjingdekepa。

qifeibingbuyiwaixiyandefanying,jixushuodao:“meixiangdaoximinghaizhenqule,daizhelianggebaobiaozhunbeiguanfurenheduotaiyao!”

xiyanfanshudedongzuojinjindunleyixia,dandankaikou:“yehao,yimiantaburenxindongshou。”

qifeizeshiyouxiegangadekaikou:“furenmeihe,bujinmeihe,ximinghaihetadelianggebaobiaogenjianguiyiyangliangundaipadicongbieshulikai,zhijiequleyiyuan。”

tingci,xiyanneibolanbujingdeyanshenzhongyuyouleqifu。

qifeixiangqiancoulecou:“shaoye,nibujuedefurenturanxiangshibianleyigerenside?jiulianximinghaineilaohulidoumeizaitaneilitaozhehao!”

xiyanjiangshouzhongdeziliaorengdaozhuoshang,chenshengdao:“tabianyububian,genwoyouyoushenmeguanxi?woshiriwuduo,buxiangzaizheizhongshiqingshanglangfeishijian。”

qifeibenxiangshuozheiyangbunilaishunshoudefurenhaitingtaorenxihuande!ketingxiyanzheibanshuo,daozuibiandehuayouyanlehuiqu,tanleyikouqi。

“shaoye,zangwudashishuonicijiehuizaiershibasuishibeiyiweishennvhuajie,kezheihaiyouyigeyuenijiuyaoershijiusuile,zheiweishennvshisizaibanlushanglema?zenmehaibuchuxian?”

xiyanlianseyouxiecangbai,shuangshoujinzuan。

“wozijideshentizijiqingchu,shenxiannanjiu,hebijixiwangyuyigexuwupiaomiaoderenshenshang?”

xiyanwushiqifeilianshangdenanguo,jingzhikaikou:“worangnizhunbeidelihunxieyishu,zhunbeidezenmeyangle?”

qifeiying:“douzhunbeihaole,jiuchaqianzile。”