tingdaojiangyandehua,neimingyongrenmingxiancuoeleyishun,bukezhixinditaiqiletou:“bukeneng,womingming……”
jiangyanlengyankanzheta:“nimingmingshenme?”
sihuchajuedaolezijideshitai,yongrenjimangshoulianqingxu,cheshangyifunankandexiaorong:“tiqiangongxifurenle,buguo,zheixijiadehaizi,yebushisheixiangshengjiunengshengde。”
jiangyanbaishou:“zheijiubulaonifeixinle,wonaixinbushihenhao,rangnizhuzikuaidianerjiwogunguolai。”
neimingyongrenyuyanyouzhi,denglejiangyanyiyan,zhuanshenliqu。
jianci,jiangyanyouzaiyouzaididaliangqizheidongbieshuhezheidongbieshulideren。
ze,zheilidefengshuibuzenmeyang,renyebuzenmeyang,yigeyongrenyeganqidaotatoushang!
cahuapingdeyongrenkanjianjiangyanguolai,yinyangguaiqidikaikou:“furenheshaoyejiehuncailianggeyuejiuyoushenyunle,haizhenshiyoufuqini!”
jiangyankanletayiyan:“nizuijinpashiyaoyouxueguangzhizai,zuoshixiaoxindian。”
cahuapingdeyongren:“……”tayoubingba?
zuofandeyongren:“furen,niyiqianzenmeconglaidoubuchuanhongqunzia,zheihongqunzizhenchennidepifu!”
jiangyandianlediantou:“zheibushiyanshentinghaodema,weishenmehaiyaojibierendangxiaosan?neinanrengaobudingtalaopode,woquannibiezaizheikeshushangdiaosile。”
zuofandeyongren:“!!!”tashizenmezhidaozheijianshiqingde!
jiangyandehuayingangluo,chuqutongfengbaoxindeneimingyongrenhuilaile,zuiliandeyi:“furen,wokannidehaorizishiyaodaotoule。”
jiangyanshangxiadaliangletayiyan,dianlediantou:“gangcaiwangleshuo,nideminggonganchen,kongyouzhongjichanshen,nixianzaijiwoguixiakegetou,wokeyijiwangbujiu,dengnisihoubuzhiyudadenihunfeiposan。”
neimingyongrenzuijiaochoulechou,yebuzaizhuangle:“jiangyan,nizheishizhidaozijisidaolintoule,hefengle?”
tingci,jiangyanhongchungouqi,youxiewunaidiyaoleyaotou:“kexile,nidehaiziyehuishouniqianlian!”
“神经病!”
tamenjuedejiangyandadishifengle,zuoyouyourenyaolaishoushitale,yebuyuanzaihetaduoyan。
jiangyanyemeilexingzhi,baiwuliaolaidiwozaishafalidengzheneibeihouzhirendedaolai。
yuemoguoleyigexiaoshi,jiujiandamenbeiyiweizhongniannanrendaizhebaobiaochuangkai。
zhongniannanrenguiqibiren,weiyashizu,jugaolinxiadikanzheshafashangdejiangyan,suishoujiangyigeyaopingrengjita:“bazheigehele。”
jiangyanweidong,xianxideshouzhiyouyidameiyidadiqiaozhefushou。
“you,shiershua!haizhenshirangrenyiwai。”
lairenshixiyandeershuximinghai,xijiamuqiandedangjiaren。
ximinghailenghengyisheng:“benbuxiangtongpozheicengchuanghuzhi,shinishangganzhezhaosi,bazheiyaohele,wokeyidangzuoshenmeshiqingdoumeifasheng,nihaihaohaozuonidesishaofuren。”
jiangyanzhongyujiangmuguangyidaoneiyaopingshang“zheishishenmeyao?”
ximinghaihaobuyanshidikaikou:“duotaiyao。”
jiangyanyandishanguoyimolingli。
duiyutazheigexuanjiediyirenlaishuo,qianluweizhishutaiduo,duzilidehaiziqueshishigeleizhui,ketayaozenmechuzhi,hailunbudaoyigewairenlaizhishouhuajiao。
“ershuyouxinsiguanwodeshi,haiburuduoqumiaolihuozheguanlishaoshaoxiangbaibaifo,kuixinshizuodeduole,mashangjiuyaozaobaoyingle。”
ximinghainushizhejiangyan:“jiangyan,nihushuobadaoxieshenme?ganjinbayaohele!”
jiangyanlenghengyisheng:“yanjinyuci,daoshihoubielaiqiuwo,ershu,manzoubusong。”
ximinghaishenmedafengdalangmeijianguo,qihuibeijiangyandesanyanliangyuhedao,tatailetaishouzhaohushenhoudebaobiao:“anzhuta,bayaoguanjinqu!”
jiangyandeyanzhongsihaomeiyouhaipa,yaoleyaotou,lanlankaikou:“nimendeduzibutengma?”
xiangjiangyanerlaidebaobiaolengleyixia,shenmeduziteng,jiangyanpabushibeiheshale?
tamengangyaojixudongzuo,zhijianjiangyanyoushoufeikuaideqialegejue。
tamengrantaitou,yanshenlinglikepa:“woshuo,nimendeduzi——deteng!”
xiayimiao,lianximinghaizaineidesanrenqiqiwuzhuleduzi,tengdemantoudahanshuangtuifaruan。
ximinghaiyanshenjingleyoujing:“jiangyan,niduiwomenzuoleshenme?”
jiangyanchulaizhadao,buxiangjiangshiqingzuojuele,siliangjimiaobiankaikou:“ruguonimenbuxiangqiechuweidehua,xianzaiquyiyuanhailaideji。”
ximinghaiximingdejin,qiaojiangyanturanzheimeshenshentaotaode,yebuganzaidaixiaqule,wuzheduzitongbuyushengditaoli。
dairenzouhou,jiangyannaqizhuoshangdeyaoping,ningkaigaizicoujinbijian。
ze,shiduotaiyaobujia,limianhaichanzheyizhongzaixuanjiedoushifenhanjiandeduyao。
zheixijia,haizhenshiwohuzanglongni!
cishi,longjinjiayuan,shufang。
xiyandezhuliqifeibujinbumandikaikou:“shaoye,ninzouhou,furenbiandeyouxieqiguai,shenshentaotaodebushuo,danzihaibiandale,jingranjiangneimingjitaxiayaodeyongrenlaquwenhua,haizhijierangtagongchubeihouzhushi!furenzhongyufankangle!”
shufanglizhiyouxiyanfandongziliaodeshengyin,anjingdekepa。
qifeibingbuyiwaixiyandefanying,jixushuodao:“meixiangdaoximinghaizhenqule,daizhelianggebaobiaozhunbeiguanfurenheduotaiyao!”
xiyanfanshudedongzuojinjindunleyixia,dandankaikou:“yehao,yimiantaburenxindongshou。”
qifeizeshiyouxiegangadekaikou:“furenmeihe,bujinmeihe,ximinghaihetadelianggebaobiaogenjianguiyiyangliangundaipadicongbieshulikai,zhijiequleyiyuan。”
tingci,xiyanneibolanbujingdeyanshenzhongyuyouleqifu。
qifeixiangqiancoulecou:“shaoye,nibujuedefurenturanxiangshibianleyigerenside?jiulianximinghaineilaohulidoumeizaitaneilitaozhehao!”
xiyanjiangshouzhongdeziliaorengdaozhuoshang,chenshengdao:“tabianyububian,genwoyouyoushenmeguanxi?woshiriwuduo,buxiangzaizheizhongshiqingshanglangfeishijian。”
qifeibenxiangshuozheiyangbunilaishunshoudefurenhaitingtaorenxihuande!ketingxiyanzheibanshuo,daozuibiandehuayouyanlehuiqu,tanleyikouqi。
“shaoye,zangwudashishuonicijiehuizaiershibasuishibeiyiweishennvhuajie,kezheihaiyouyigeyuenijiuyaoershijiusuile,zheiweishennvshisizaibanlushanglema?zenmehaibuchuxian?”
xiyanlianseyouxiecangbai,shuangshoujinzuan。
“wozijideshentizijiqingchu,shenxiannanjiu,hebijixiwangyuyigexuwupiaomiaoderenshenshang?”
xiyanwushiqifeilianshangdenanguo,jingzhikaikou:“worangnizhunbeidelihunxieyishu,zhunbeidezenmeyangle?”
qifeiying:“douzhunbeihaole,jiuchaqianzile。”