congwudingtiaoxialaideqinyao，qixisihaobuluan，yijiushifengqingyundan。
keshi，mianduiyanzhuzidoukuaidengchulaidebaixin，haiyouyangyuqing，tabuyoudelengleyixia。
你们这是干什么?
不就跳个房顶吗?
suibianyigezhengchangren，shaojiaxunlian，jibendounengzuodao，zhiyuyongzheimezhenjingdeyanshenkanwo?
beiliangguniangzhilenglengdingzhe，qinyaobuyoudeyouxieganga。
youshoumozhezijixingkuzhaohuilaidedagang，ditougankeyishengshuo：“jinwanyueliangzhenyuana。”
“……”白馨。
“……”杨雨晴。
nihainengzhuangdezaixiangdianma?
womenxianzaiyaoshuode，shinikangzhejibaijinzhongdedashuigang，zaifangdingshangtiaolaitiaoqudeshiqing，heyueliangyoushenmeguanxi?
laoyezidebiaoxiankanzaiwangyoumenyanli，dunshifengkuangdepinglunshualeqilai。
“shangyimiaohailikangqianjun，xiayimiaojiuzhuangwugu，laoyezizhenshikeaisile。”
“woxiangxinle，gudairenzhennengyouqianjinzhili。”
“wohuaiyizheikoushuigangshijiade，shijuzuyongdepaomodaoju，jueduimeiyoujibaijin。”
“jiusuanzheilaoyezizhenshijueshigaoshou，tanonglaishuigangganshenme?”
“wumidegaodubusuanshenme，woyenengzuodao!”
“nikangzheikougangshishi?”
duanduanjimiaozhong，guankanzhiboderenshu，yijingshangshengdaoyiwanwuqianduo，renqibaopeng。
jinguan，yeliguangxianbuhao，laoyezideshenyingyeyouxiemohu。
dantaneixianrenbandeqizhi，haishirangwangyoumenxinzui。
eryuanzilijudadeshengxiang，yejinglebaixindefumu。
liangkouzibianchuanyifu，bianpaochulai，yikanzheikoushuigang，yedoulengle。
“laoyezi，ninzheishi?”baibamantouwushuidewen。
qinyao：“jinyeliusuzhien，jiuyongwocongyewaizhaodezheikoushuiganglaihaiba，nizheiyuanzidefengshuigejuyoudaigaijin，wuzisuirangaidesisifangfang，danqueshaoleshui，shuishicaiyundexiangzheng，bazheikoushuigangbaizaiyuanzili，xumanshui，zaiyangliangtiaoyu，biankeyizhaocainafu，niannianyouyu。”
“zheige……guanyongma?”
baixinzuoweiwushenlunzhe，napazhidaolaoyezihenlihai，yerenbuzhuxinshenghuaiyi。
“当然管用!”
qinyaolvzhehuxushuo：“yibanrensuibiannonggeshuigangbaiyuanzili，zuoyongbuda，zhishidaibiaoyizhongxiangzhengheyuyi，danwobaideshuigang，yufengshuidiqiyansifenghe，kebaonijiafuzeyouzhang，dajidali。”
“……”
白馨彻底没话说了。
zheilaoyeziwugongqueshihenlihai，danshuochulaidehua，tingshangquzenmezheimebukaopu?
您这也太自信了吧!
“woqu，laoyeziyouzhuangqilaile!”
“hahahaha，zheilaotouzhendelesiwole。”
“dajiadoushiren，pingshenmebierendeshuigangbuguanyong，nibaidejiunengxing?”
“老神棍啊!”
“buzhidaonimenxinbuxin，fanzhengwoxin!”
“yibenzhengjingdefoudingbieren，zhiyouwonengxing，wojiuaikanzheizhongzixindaoguzilideren!”
danmuhenhuanle，guankanrenshuzhishangliangwanwu，dashangzhegengshiduoruniumao。
baibabaimakanzheshuigang，jigaoxingyouhuangkong。
zhishiranglaoyezizhuleyiwan，bianhuanlaizheimedadefuqi。
一时之间。
liangkouziyoudianfanyingbuguolai，zhinengtouchuwubiganjideyanshen。
yangyuqingnazheshouji，renbuzhuwendao：“laoyezi，nigongfulihai，zheigewuyongzhiyi，danwozongjuedefeiyisuosi，nizhanxianchulaidedongxi，yuanyuanchaochuzhengchangwugongfanchou，nandaoninxiuguoxian?”
“这个……”
qinyaoyouxieweinanle，xiuxianzheizhongshiqingtaixuanhuan，nishuochulairenjiayebuhuixiangxin。
xianglexiang，tazhihaomianqiangdishuo：“xiuxiantaipiaomiao，woyebawobuzhu，zhishilvedongyidiandianpimao。”
“您真修过仙?”
杨雨晴失声。
眼睛瞪得老大。
fangfozaishuonigenbenjiubugaixiuxian。
nizheiyangzuotaijingshihaisu，yaobeitianliburong，huibeishisutuoqi，nizenmeganxiuxiande?
“ke……”qinyaoyouxiegangadikesouyisheng。
zhuanshenzouhuipianwu，linguanmenqian，shuoleyiju：“doushiweishengjisuopo，hunkoufanchieryi。”
“……”杨雨晴。
“老爷子666。”
“zheizhuangdayedejishuwofule。”
“woqu，xiuxiandouchulaile?”
“weilehunkoufanchi，suoyiwobeipoxiuxian，beipolianchulelingkongxudu，tashuiwuhen，wozhennana!”
“wochenbeixuan，liqiye，zhatianbang，jitibiaoshixinyuechengfu。”
“laoyezibiezoua，xiuxiankendinghuifashu，nishizhanyige，rangwomenkaikaiyan。”
“niwugonglihaiwohaixiangxin，niyaoshuoxiuxian，wozhenbuxin!”
“laonianrenhutule，dajiabiedangzhen。”
“zhubo，kuaigenshangqu，womenyaokanlaoyezixiuxian!”
wangyoumendepinglunjibaolezhibodanmu。
xuduotuhaoyongliwulaibaping，shuabaoshijiedeyigelianyige，shizaitaihuobaole。
danhenkexi，budongzhibodeqinyao，yijinghuiwuxiuxile。
“guankanrenshuchaoguowuwanle!”
yangyuqingshengyinzhandou，wufayanshizijidejidong。
baixincoushanglaiyikan，dunshiyejidongqilai。
danjingtouli，yijingmeiyoulerenying。
“怎么办啊?”
白馨心急如焚。
bobudaolaoyezi，zongbunengduizheneikoudashuigangzhiboba?
xianzaizhengshirenqizuihuodeshihou，yidingyaoliuzhuzheixiefensi。
baixin：“shizaitaiganxiedajiadeliwule，jinwanshanglaoyeziweiwomenzhanxianlebawangkangding，banzheneimezhongdedagangtiaofangding，laoyeziyidinghenlei，womenbuhaozaidaraotalaorenjia，buruzheiyang，wohaishijidajiachangshougeba……”
“youmeiyougaocuo，niyoulai?”
“zhubo，woyeshijiangzhoude，xinbuxinwojinijiyibingsishijiumidadao?”
“womenbuyaoni，womenyaolaoyezilaichui。”
“ganjinrangkai，hanlaoyezilai，buranquguan!”
“qingnizunzhonglaoyeziliuxiadeqifen。”
“ganggangbushizaibolaoyezima，zenmewokaleyixiajiuhuanrenle，zhubowochengrennizhangdepiaoliang，dannibushiwodecai，zaixiagaoci!”
“xiongdiniguofenlea，yaobushizhubotoupailaoyezi，womenzenmenengkandaoneixiezhenhanchangmian，niyinggaizunzhongzhubo，zheiyangwomencaihaojixuyazhatadeshengyujiazhi。”
danmulidepinglun，rangbaixindexinlifangxianchedibengkuile。
zheixiewangyouzhenshitaikeele，meirenxing。
benguniangtianshenglizhinanziqi，younimenshuodeneimechajingma?
yigegedounawomenjiemeiliangdanggongjuren，bubole。
坚决不播了。
白馨果断关闭直播。
“zheiyangkongpahuidiaohenduofena。”
yangyuqingtanxizheshuo，danyoumeiyoushenmehaodeyingduibanfa。
“buyaojin，tamenzuishangshuoquguan，danxinlihaishidangbuzhuhaoqixin，mingtianhaihuilaikanqinyeye。”
baixinhenghengzhe，ziwoanweidao：“yaobuzheiyangba，wozhijiebazhanghaominggaidiao，ba【baixiner】gaicheng【feitiandundiniyeye】，zheiyangwangyoumenrongyibianren。”
“……”
杨雨晴嘴角抽了抽。
banshangguohou，youzhongdigantandao：“nizhenshigeqimingguicai。”