第五章我们要看老头
zheiyixia，tangsusudezhibojianchedizhale。
“zheilaotouyiqianneimeniuma？”
“zheixierenyinggaishiyixiewaiguodarenwuma？”
“yeyoukenengshiwaiguofushang，dangshihaitanshiliyangxing，huchengshisanxing，neidoushiheyangrendajiaodao！”
“zheiyetailihaile，laoyeziniubia！”
飞雪送来一个火箭。
qingchengshanxiabaisuzhensonglaiyigefeiji。
dagungelailesonglaiyibaige666！
tangsusuyoushoudaolexuduogaoangdeliwu，shenzhiyourenkaishiyongneixiexiaoliwushuaping，erqieyishuadoushisiwubaige！
tangsusuconglaimeijianguozheizhongqingkuang，zheikezhiyouneixiedalaodezhibojiancaihuiyoutiefenzheiyangsongliwu。
tangsusuyouxiejingya，danshigengduodeshiyizhongxinxi，tafaxianzijidezheigecengzufuzhenshiyigebaozang。
“laozuzong，nizheizhangzhaopianshinalaidea？”
“heihei，zheizhangzhaopianjiuyouyisile，xiangdangniannanyangdelijialaizhaowodeshihou，wozhengzaidaoguanlichuanshouwugong，ranhouyiqunyangrenjiuchonglejinlai，yaobaiwozuoshifu！”
“tamenhaishuowomenwushubodajingshen，lingwaijiushibenzunhaiyouyixiejianghumingsheng，aiya，doushiguoqudeshiqingle！”
“haohanbutidangnianyong，genghekuang，zheixiesushiguowang，hewodexiulianbiqilai，buzhiyiti！”
tangfengyundanfengqingdishuodao，bingqieyongzijideshouzhitaoletaozijideerduo。
“wa，yaobushichuiniubi，zheiyetailihaile！”
“zheilaotoutuotuodeminguomingrena！”
“zheirenshibushihaitankangbazi，nanyangbazhua！”
“nanyanglijia？dengyixia，zheigehuazhongdian！”
“nanyanglijiashidangshidefuhaozhijia，dangchubupingdengtiaoyue，zheijiayebangzhefuleqian！”
“huchengshisanxingdekangbazi，nanyanglijia，neigeshiqiancairufentudelijia！”
“wa，laoyezitaijiwomenzhanglianle！”
xiaoshixiongsonglaiyigefeiji。
dalogosonglaiyiqiangezan！
dalogo：“jiupinglaoyezijidangnianwomendaxiarenzhanglian，woyedejiniyigebaozan！”
zheigeyijingshilaiziqitawanghongdekendingle，tangsusuganjuezhendeshiyouxieshouchongruojing。
bujinruci，jiuliantangsusudezhibojianyebeirenjiadailailejiwangeguanzhu，zheiyaoshitangfengjixudaixiaqu，kongpahaihuigengduo。
yiqiantangsusuzhinengshiouerzaimouweidageguolaishuahuojianhuozhechafangdeshihounengyouzheigerenqi。
danshixianzaitangsusubuyongbaodatuile，yinweidatuijiuzaizijishenbian。
tangsusudezhibojianderenqizheiyicizhijiechongdaoyibaiduowan，yijingkuaiyaobijianhaixiantaiyiliuzhubodeshuipingle。
tangsusudangshijiuxiaolechulai：“xiexiegeweideqinglai，youqishidalogodagenenggouqinlinzhibojianjisusudailaizheimedaderenqi，susuduininzhenshiganjibujin！zheiyangba，wojidajiahuodayichangyouxi，jiuyongwozuihuiyongdexiazijidajianagewushazhuzhuxing，haoma？”
“？？？？”
“zhuboyibianqu，woxiangtinglaotouchuiniubi！”
“laotoubuchuiniubi，wojintianshuibuzhe！”
“zhubodayouxiyoushahaokande，bujiushixiaguqingtongbaiyinjuma？youshahaokande？”
“duiduidui，youbushimeiyou！”
“woyaoshikanyulezhubowoyebukanni，kandasimabuxiangma？”
tangsusudexinqingdangshijiulengdanlexialai，danshipoyuyali，tahaishiweiweixiaolexiao：“geweidage，jiujiwozheiyicibiaoxiandejihuihaobuhao？nimenyinggaizhidao，wodemangsengzaiqingtongbaiyinjudoushishashenyibandecunzai。wonveneixiexiaoxuesheng，nandaonimenjiumeiyoudairuganma？”
“yougemaoxiandedairugana？”
“yaodawomenzijihuida，erqiebinidadehao！”
“laozishouwangzhihaizuansan，nenggoubanidadaozibi！”
“poyouxiyoulaotouhaokanma？zhubokuaizoukai！”
“zhubozoukai，wojinishuahuojian！”
womenyaokanlaotousonglaileyigechaojihuojian。
tangsusuyikandaozheigeliwu，dangshijiubudandingle，zheikeshijiazhiliangqiankuaiqiandeliwuni！
tazhidaohaixiantaideguiding，neijiushizhiyaoyourensongchuzheigeliwu，neimezhubojiubixuzaihelidefanweineimanzuzheigeshuiyoudeyigeyaoqiu。
zheishuiyoudouyijingbazijideyaoqiubianchengidle，tangsusuhainengtaobidelema？
tangsusuyishijianjiuyouxiebakongbuzhuzijideqingxule：“nimenzheixieshuiyoubuyaotaiguofenleha！mingmingwodejishuhaikeyide，bujiushicailedianma？hengheng，danshinimenzheiyangshuowoyeshihuishangxinde，renjiabijingshinvhaizima，erqienvhaizideyouxitianfunengdaowozheizhongchengduyijinghenlebuqile。”
huayingangluo，gangcaineigeshuiyouyousongleyigechaojihuojian！
guofen，zhenshigouguofende。
zheigesongchaojihuojiandeshuiyouzhijiekailegongjuezaigongpingshangmianchaofeng。
“zhuboniyijinggoucaile，jiubuyaodayouxilehaobuhao？womenjiuxiwangkanyixialaotou，zheihennanma？”
“nimenzhenshide···”
tangsusushuohuadeshengyinjiuyijingkaishiyouxiebiequle，danshiyoubunengzhendehezijideguanzhongchaojia，zhinengzheimeheheqiqide。
tangsusuhuiguotouyikan，tangfengyijingxiaoshile。
zhuanguotouxiaolexiao：“takenengshuijuequleba，gangcaitaneimelei，suoyi···”
“buhuiba，laoyezigangcaichuiniuneimeqijing！”
“zenmekeneng？yigerendaershijigexiaohuozi，hainenglei？”
“zhubonipianren，nijiuxiangzijibiaoxian，nicaibalaoyezizangqilai！”
“zhuboburanglaoyezichulai，womenquxiaoguanzhule！”
“zhubo，nijialaoyeziyaoshihuileidehua，muzhubudouhuishangshulema？”
kanzhezheixiedanmu，tangsusuzhenshikuxiaobude：“wojiacengzufujiushihuidianerwushu，neiyejiushidadaoqiangshenjiantidexiaoguo。zhenyaoshineiyangchijiuzuozhandehua，tazenmekenengjianchidexiaqu？bijingyibaiduosuiderenle，nimenjiubieweinanrenjiale，haobuhao？”
zhibojiandeshuiyoujiugengjiabudandingle。
“buxinga，womenbuxin，chufeiwomenjiandaolaoyezi！”
“dui，jiushi，dajiazainizhibojianjingzuo，womenbujiandaolaoyezi，womenjiuyigejingdidianjubao！”
“xiongdimen，jubaoshuaqilai，jizhuboyixieyali！”
“jiushi，gangcailaotoudaershijigexiaohuozidoubudaichuanqide，erqietaneiyizhaokanglongyouhuikeshidadeyoubiziyouyan，nigenwoshuozheizhongrenjianchibuxiaqu，pianguini！”
“jiushijiushi，zhubojiushicunxinburangwomenkandaolaotoude，laotoudetilinengshizhengchangrennengbidema？”